hilarious soldier king

Chapter 405 You three didn't embarrass me!

The three of Xu Yan returned to the Wild Wolf Regiment, not surprisingly, causing a stir. From the group leader Zhong Ding, to the company commander Tang Jue, to Xu Yan's comrades-in-arms, everyone expressed concern.

The three of them came to the army and immediately went to the company commander Tang Jue to report. When they arrived outside the company commander's office, Xu Yan knocked on the door.

Tuk Tuk!

After two stinging sounds, Tang Jue raised his head and said, "Come in!"

The three entered the office, stood at attention and saluted, and said, "Report, Xu Yan (Luo Yifei, Jiang Danian) is back to report."

"I'm back!" Tang Jue put down the work at hand, got up from his seat, walked to the front of the three of them, looked at the three of them carefully, and said with emotion: "When you are strong, you will be dark!"

"The company commander is also black!" Xu Yan muttered, his voice was not loud, but it was just enough for several people to hear.

Several people were stunned, Xuan's behavior was different, Tang Jue's face turned black, Luo Yifei's lips twitched, but Jiang Danian stood up straight, as if he had never heard his words.

Glancing at Xu Yan, Tang Jue wanted to reprimand him, but because he knew Xu Yan's temperament, and the three of them really gave him face, he couldn't hold back his face after all, and said, "You three are good, you didn't embarrass me. "

"That is, don't look at who taught us."

"That's right, our company commander is you. You are Na Bole. You know heroes with your eyes. You discovered and recommended the three of us. We have to be selected no matter what we say."

Xu Yan, Luo Yifei and the two, you and I, and flattering words came out one after another, making Tang Jue dizzy.

Seeing that the two were talking endlessly, Tang Jue waved his hands and interrupted their words, "Okay, stop taking pictures, I will faint!"

I asked about the selection of the three of them, and finally told me: "In the future, you will be a member of the Special Forces, go and say goodbye to your comrades, remember that no matter where you go, the Wild Wolf Group will always be your home, come back and have a look if you have time , don’t lose the face of the Wild Wolf Group.”

"Yes!" Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian said at the same time.

Only Xu Yan didn't speak, but looked at Tang Jue solemnly and said: "Commander, this task is a bit difficult, after all, you also know the two of them..."

After finishing the sentence, seeing Tang Jue raised his eyebrows, Xu Yan immediately changed his words and said, "Company commander, don't worry, I promise to complete the task and supervise the two of them at all times to prevent them from doing stupid things."

Supervise, and always supervise, not to do stupid things!

Hearing this, Tang Jue's face turned black immediately, and Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian were even more flustered in the wind.

"What do you mean, who do you say is doing stupid things, and who wants you to supervise?" Luo Yifei retorted.

"you!"

Seeing the two quarreling, Tang Jue saw the black line on his forehead and said angrily, "Shut up, get out!"

The three left the company commander's room and came to the reconnaissance company. They met with a group of old comrades and chatted for a while. Jiang Danian was not good at speaking and basically didn't talk much. Seeing this, Xu Yan shook his head with a smile and said: "Don't suffer here Now, go find your sister Zhang!"

"I'll chat with everyone!" Jiang Danian was rather embarrassed.

"Don't be embarrassed. It's only natural for a man to think of a woman. Go ahead and don't make sister Zhang wait."

Under Xu Yan's urging, Jiang Danian left, while Xu Yan and Luo Yifei continued to chat and brag to their comrades in the dormitory.

"Tell us about the special selection!"

"Have you been training hard?"

"How can I pass the assessment and teach some skills."

A group of people surrounded the two of them and started asking questions about special forces and some selection techniques.

Of course, the two of them would not let go of such a long face. Luo Yifei said happily, "The training is of course hard. After training over there, you will find that our company is heaven. We practice to the death every day, and use tear gas and grenades at night. Get up and even put poison in the meals."

"The food is poisoned, is it true?" a group of people exclaimed.

"Of course it's true. If you don't believe me, ask Xu Yan?" Luo Yifei rolled his eyes and pointed at Xu Yan.

Upon hearing this, a group of people looked at Xu Yan at the same time, waiting for his answer.

Xu Yan raised his eyebrows, looked at Luo Yifei unhappily, and said, "Mule, are you trying to provoke me or something?"

"What's the situation?" Seeing Xu Yan's attitude, everyone immediately knew that something was wrong, and the fire of gossip was blazing, and they all asked.

Of course Xu Yan wouldn't talk about such an embarrassing thing, and threatened Luo Yifei not to talk about it, but everyone was unconvinced and pulled Luo Yifei to ask.

Luo Yifei looked at everyone and then at Xu Yan, hesitating for a moment.

Seeing his hesitation, Xu Yan threatened: "Mule, I advise you to think carefully, otherwise I don't mind telling you some embarrassing things."

"Mule, he threatened you, this is unbearable!"

"That's right, I can't bear it!"

"Mule, what's wrong with you?"

Under everyone's agitation, Luo Yifei stiffened his neck and said: "Nonsense, what can I do?"

"There is nothing you can't tell others. I really told you what to do." Luo Yifei said as a bachelor: "The thing is like this. When Xu Yan was eating, he accidentally bit his lip. Da Nian thought he was poisoned and overturned the table. , said that the food was poisonous, and almost caused a mutiny, Xu Yan was treated as poisoned and had his stomach washed!"

Bite your lips!mistaken for poisoning!Gastric lavage!
Hearing these words, everyone was dumbfounded for a while, and then burst into laughter.

"It's too funny to bite your lip and mistakenly think it was poisoned, and your stomach was washed in the end."

"New Year's Eve is still so funny, it hasn't changed at all!"

"Haha, no, I'm laughing to death!"

A group of people laughed loudly, and Luo Yifei laughed too. Xu Yan gave him a sideways glance, and said sinisterly, "You laugh very happily!"

Being stared at by Xu Yan, Luo Yifei's heart shuddered, but he didn't show weakness, and said, "I'm very happy."

"Then I'll make you happier." Xu Yan pursed his lips, and then told about Luo Yifei's anti-interrogation assessment.

Hearing this, the crowd burst into flames.

Xu Yan bit his lip and got his stomach washed. Although it was funny, it couldn't compare to feeding aphrodisiacs, swiping cool oil, and pretending to be bleeding.

"Mule, this can't be true!"

"Hey bastard, stroke the little dick, pretend to be bleeding, how can you scare the pee!

"Mule, are you sure you can still use it?"

"Isn't it because I was frightened?"

"Shush, shush..."

Everyone was laughing and staring at Luo Yifei viciously, and some even whistled meanly to tease his little dick.

Luo Yifei didn't expect Xu Yan to know about this. When this kind of embarrassing incident was revealed, his face turned red, and he blushed and said rudely: "What nonsense are you talking about? question!"

"Seven seconds at a time!"

Luo Yifei ignored everyone, turned to look at Xu Yan, and asked doubtfully, "How do you know about this?"

"Because I came up with the idea!" Xu Yan said coolly, in order to hit him, he also threw out this matter.

"Okay, Xu Yan, I suspected it was your idea before, but now I finally admit it, I almost scared the shit out of me, I'll kill you!"

...

Pretend, play, have dinner, say goodbye.

One day later, Xu Yan and the three left the Wolf Group and embarked on the way to the squad leader's house. A storm followed...

(End of this chapter)