hilarious soldier king

Chapter 486 What do you say I want to do?
"Xu Yan, you have today too."

In the stone room, Zhang Lan laughed triumphantly, looking at the open space in front of her, her eyes narrowed comfortably, as if Xu Yan was really kneeling at her feet.

At the entrance of the stone room, Xu Yan looked at this scene with an extremely strange expression, both angry and funny.

This stone room has a strange magic power, which can amplify people's desires countless times, making people get lost in it unconsciously.

Some because of greed, some because of fear, even Xu Yan himself was lost in it because of worry and fear. It is not surprising that Zhang Lan lost.

However, if you get lost, you get lost, because everything is good, like others because of greed or fear, it doesn't matter, even fantasizing about being a queen, why do you want to step on him in the illusion, he is just like that Hateful, is it so hated?

Xu Yan rubbed his nose and looked at Zhang Lan depressedly, but unexpectedly found that this chick had another new movement. She raised her eyebrows, pointed to the front and shouted: "Are you deaf? I'll let you lie down and learn." The dog barked, said you were a dog, didn't you hear?"

Xu Yan's face began to turn black, this was the first time he saw with his own eyes that other women cared about him, but he couldn't feel happy at all.

Although he knew that the other party was lost, and what he said now was not true, but he still reacted in his heart, because these were the most real thoughts in Zhang Lan's heart, this chick was dreaming of humiliating him!

"This chick really needs to be dealt with." Xu Yan glared at Zhang Lan, but didn't step forward to stop him. Given such a rare opportunity, he wanted to see what Zhang Lan would do to him, oh, deep down in his heart. How to treat him.

Xu Yan was waiting, and so was Zhang Lan.

At a certain moment, Zhang Lan suddenly started laughing coquettishly, Xu Yan looked at her strangely, knowing that she must have seen something unfavorable to him, otherwise she wouldn't be smiling so happily.

Sure enough, the next moment, Zhang Lan pointed at the ground and scolded: "Call, did I tell you to stop?"

Xu Yan's eyes narrowed dangerously, this chick pushed her nose and face, she really wanted to bully him into an addiction, she actually made him bark like a dog, even though it was all fake, Xu Yan still couldn't stand it.

"See how I deal with you!" Xu Yan snorted, staring at Zhang Lan unhappily, while thinking about ways to deal with Zhang Lan.

At this moment, Zhang Lan's side changed again. In Zhang Lan's lost illusion, watching Xu Yan kneeling at his feet and barking like a dog, she was really happy at first, but this kind of happiness didn't last long, and she soon became happy. recession.

This feeling was very strange, and she was at a loss for a moment. Logically speaking, she should be very happy to see Xu Yan being trampled under her feet and vent her anger, but in fact it was not. More melancholy.

"Why did this happen?" Zhang Lan frowned and asked herself secretly, but she was destined not to get an answer, or it was this answer that she herself did not want to admit.

Wang Wang!

Xu Yan continued to bark like a dog.

The scream was so piercing that Zhang Lan suddenly became irritable. She waved her hand impatiently and said, "Stop screaming, get out!"

Xu Yan was taken aback for a moment, not understanding what happened to make her so angry, but he knew that this was an opportunity to step forward and answer Zhang Lan.

But seeing him take a step forward, staring at Zhang Lan evilly, said: "After humiliating me, you want to drive me away, don't you think it's too cheap?"

After saying a word, Xu Yan stared at Zhang Lan, and left a message that her expression changed. If he wanted to punish her, he had to enter her illusion first, otherwise everything would be empty talk.

Xu Yan didn't know how to get in, but he wanted to try.

Under Xu Yan's expectant gaze, Zhang Lan's expression was strange, his mouth gradually opened wide, and he stared at Xu Yan, "What do you want to do?"

There is a door!

When Xu Yan heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up. He had heard people say before that when someone was talking in his sleep, other people would talk to him from the side, and sometimes he could strike up a conversation. He thought the principle was similar, maybe It also works, so I tried it, but I didn't expect it to work.

"This is really good luck!" Xu Yan held back the excitement in his heart, and said with an evil smile: "Lonely man and widow, what do you think I want to do?"

"How dare you!" Zhang Lan glared at Xu Yan and scolded.

"See if I dare!" Xu Yan stepped forward.

Zhang Lan's face changed, and he threatened: "Xu Yan, don't blame me for not warning you, if you dare to mistreat me, I will definitely not let you go."

Unmoved, Xu Yan took another step closer.

Now Zhang Lan was not calm anymore, and said sternly, "Xu Yan, don't forget your identity. You are a soldier. If you do anything wrong to me, you will be punished by law. You will go to a military court..."

"Hey, if the peony flowers die, you can be a ghost, and if you can kiss Fangze, it doesn't matter if you die!" Xu Yan was flabbergasted, and stepped forward again, forcing Zhang Lan to a corner.

"No!"

Zhang Lan swallowed, let out an exclamation, and suddenly woke up from the illusion.

After waking up, the nightmare was still not over, and the target was Xu Yan's face, which was so close to her. Zhang Lan's shock was no small matter, she sat down on the ground and swallowed hurriedly.

If people are unlucky, they can choke on drinking water. Zhang Lan is obviously like this. She panicked, and she didn't know what was wrong, and her breathing became short of breath.

"Could it be that the phlegm is clogging the airway?" Xu Yan thought viciously, but seeing that Zhang Lan's face was getting paler, he immediately didn't dare to neglect her, and quickly jumped to her side, saying, "How do you feel?" ?”

While talking, he waved his hand and patted her hard on the back. Zhang Lan coughed violently, but the symptoms did not show up, and said with difficulty: "Water...water..."

"Fuck, where can I get water?"

Seeing Zhang Lan like this, Xu Yan cursed in a low voice. When he came down, he never thought of drinking water inside.

"Water...water..." Zhang Lan spoke again, his face becoming more and more embarrassing.

Although Xu Yan didn't know what was going on with him, he knew that he couldn't delay any longer, otherwise she would be in danger and had to find water as soon as possible.

But where to get water?

This was hard for Xu Yan, as a qualified special soldier, dealing with emergencies in the wild was nothing to him at all.

In many TV dramas, the heroine and the hero are trapped together, short of food and water, and one of them falls into a coma and needs water to save his life. At this time, the other party will open the aura of love, cut his wrist with something, and let blood feed his beloved. Then, under the inspiration of Eros, they rescued each other. In the end, the two were rescued together, and their relationship became stronger.

Xu Yan has also seen these plots, and they look very touching, but for this kind of approach, he only wants to say two words - silly!

The blood is bloody, and there are many germs in it. It is not environmentally friendly at all. In terms of water for the human body, urine is the most suitable - so he decisively chose urine!

(End of this chapter)