hilarious soldier king

Chapter 487 Thanks to my wit!
Zhang Lan woke up from the fantasy and saw Xu Yan's face close at hand. The shock was no small matter, and he twitched in panic.

Xu Yan looked at her jokingly at first, but seeing her getting more and more serious, he paid more attention to her. Hearing her yelling for water, he tried to find water to save her, and immediately thought of peeing.

I have to say that this guy's brain nerves are different from ordinary people. When other people encounter this situation, nine times out of ten they will think of blood, maybe it will create a romance, and it may not necessarily win the heart of the beauty in the end; but he is different , His waves are enough, but it has nothing to do with romance. He is used to doing things that burn the piano and cook the cranes, spoiling the scenery, just like now.

The situation was critical, so Xu Yan didn't waste time, walked to a corner of the stone room, took out the water bottle he carried with him, and began to pee drizzlingly.

There was a big bubble, and Xu Yan came back holding the hot water bottle. Seeing that Zhang Lan's face was pale and his voice was getting weaker and weaker, it was obviously extremely dangerous. He didn't dare to neglect, so he hurriedly stepped forward to help Zhang Lan Lan.

"Water..." Zhang Lan spoke weakly, her consciousness already blurred.

"This is what you want." Xu Yan muttered, and moved the spout of the pot over...

As soon as the mouth of the pot got closer, Zhang Lan felt water, and under the instinct of survival, he began to drink. At first, the amplitude was small, and then the amplitude became larger and larger, making a gurgling sound.

"This chick drinks very vigorously. She must be a pervert, right?" Xu Yan was thinking viciously, looking at Zhang Lan with an extremely weird gaze. This girl drank urine so cheerfully and eagerly. Never seen before.

Just when he was thinking wildly, Zhang Lan's body stopped convulsing because of the water supplement, his breathing gradually became calm, and his pale face became a little more bloody.

Soon, Zhang Lan's eyelashes twitched a few times, her closed eyes slowly opened, her lips twitched a few times, and she coughed suddenly, waking up.

"Are you awake?" Seeing her awake, Xu Yan breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhang Lan regained consciousness. Seeing Xu Yan squatting in front of her, she took a step back cautiously and said, "You...why are you here?"

"Why am I here? Of course I'm here to find you, otherwise you thought you'd come here for a walk!"

Xu Yan rolled his eyelids and said something angrily. Seeing that Zhang Lan was a little confused, he explained: "You have been out of contact for three days, and your companions called the police. We are afraid that you are in danger, so we came down to look for you."

After listening to Xu Yan's narration, Zhang Lan remembered it all at once, remembered the incident of going down to the ancient tomb, and also remembered the incident of falling into the illusion, but he did not expect that three days had passed.

Thinking that she was in a dream and still wanted to deal with Xu Yan, but Xu Yan saved her, she suddenly felt a little embarrassed, and said coyly, "Thank you!"

"You're welcome." Xu Yan accepted it bluntly, rolled his eyes and asked, "What happened to you just now, why did you suddenly faint and still yell for water?"

"I don't know either!" Zhang Lan thought for a while, shaking her head to express that she didn't know.

"Do you know how dangerous you were just now, and you were about to die. Fortunately, I was quick-witted and saved you by urinating."

"Thank you..." Zhang Lan thanked again, but she stopped abruptly after speaking halfway. She stared at Xu Yan, as if she had encountered something terrible, and said in a trembling voice, "What did you just say?"

She stared at Xu Yan, feeling terrified in her heart, really afraid that what this bastard said was true, that he really fed her urine.

However, things are often like this, the more you are afraid of something, the more it will find you.

"I said that you were lucky enough to meet me. Fortunately, I was quick-witted and saved you in a critical moment. What's the problem?" Xu Yan pretended to be dazed, but there was a smirk on his lips, obviously on purpose.

Isn't Zhang Lan obsessing over him and bullying him in the illusion, then he will really disgust him.

"You..." Zhang Lan was dumbfounded, pointed at Xu Yan with trembling fingers, turned around and retched, not to mention disgusting.

vomit!
Zhang Lan was retching, the bile was about to come out, and when Xu Yan asked her what was the matter and made sarcastic remarks from the side, she couldn't bear it anymore, turned her head angrily, and yelled at Xu Yan, "Xu Yan, you bastard, I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you..."

Of course Xu Yan wouldn't be frightened by her. He picked out his ears and said calmly, "I saved you. Is it really okay to yell at your savior like this?"

Xu Yan's fluffy words were like adding fuel to the fire, making Zhang Lan even more violent. She pointed at Xu Yan and said, "How dare you say that you feed me...you're disgusting to the point of drinking that kind of thing!"

"You're talking about urinating." Xu Yan added her words. Seeing her mixed with shame and anger, he rolled his eyes and said seriously, "I also came here to save you. You were in a critical situation at the time, and you were asking for water. The consequences of no water are unimaginable, so..."

"You can go find water!"

"The situation was critical at the time, so how could I have time to find water? Besides, this is an ancient tomb. You thought you could find water if you wanted it at home? Besides, even if you found water, do you think it's safe to drink?"

Zhang Lan was blocked for a while, knowing that what Xu Yan said was right, but emotionally, she couldn't accept drinking urine, especially Xu Yan's urine, it was too disgusting, so she ignored it and said, "Then you can't feed it either. I drink that stuff."

Xu Yan rolled his eyelids and asked, "In this situation, teach me, what should I feed you?"

"How do I know?" Zhang Lan said, she was feeling sick, how could she be in the mood to think about this.

"Then you are dead."

Zhang Lan was taken aback, and began to think, bringing herself into Xu Yan's situation. After a while, she said, "You can feed blood."

"Feed blood?"

"Yes!" Zhang Lan nodded. Although blood is also disgusting, it is at least easier to accept than urine.

"For your size, I'll give you blood, you think it's beautiful!" Xu Yan sneered, and said, "Do you know where this is? This is an ancient tomb, I don't know what terrible things will happen, hey If you have blood, how can I maintain my fighting power?"

Xu Yan paused, and continued: "Taking a step back, even if you don't encounter other dangers, the place is airtight all year round, and I don't know how many germs there are. What if I get infected?"

"Then you can't feed me that..." Zhang Lan said unreasonably.

"I don't know where your senseless dislike comes from." Xu Yan glanced at Zhang Lan and said, "However, I can tell you responsibly that urine is more suitable than blood in terms of hydration. Accounting for 90.00% six to 90.00% seven, Chinese medicine also uses urine as a medicinal material, plus I have preserved the urine of a child for 19 years, it can not only replenish water and drive away evil spirits, but also beautify..."

You use urine for beauty treatment!

Zhang Lan was dumbfounded, the flowers trembled with anger, her chest heaved for a while, "Get out, get out!"

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(End of this chapter)