hilarious soldier king

Chapter 503 Touch it and it will grow big!
"stop!"

Hearing that Qin Xiaoyue asked me to help her to see if her breasts were getting bigger, and seeing that she was about to take off her clothes on the spot, Zhang Lan became anxious and pressed her hand to stop her.

"What's the matter?" Qin Xiaoyue asked in surprise, not knowing why she was so excited.

Zhang Lan's heart skipped a beat, knowing that she was too excited, which aroused Qin Xiaoyue's suspicion again, her eyes rolled sharply, and she secretly thought about how to deal with it.

Not to mention that it really made her think of it, but she raised her eyebrows, stared at Qin Xiaoyue, and said preemptively: "Qin Xiaoyue, you did it on purpose, didn't you?"

"What is it on purpose?" Qin Xiaoyue was at a loss at first, but then she suddenly understood, glanced at Zhang Lan's chest, and said, "You are envious and jealous!

"Humph!"

Zhang Lan let out a muffled snort. Originally, most of the elements were fake, but when he thought of Xu Yan's remarks that he "weighs no more than a hundred, and is either flat-chested or short", he was really depressed.

"Angry?" Qin Xiaoyue asked, seeing that Zhang Lan didn't answer, she rolled her eyes, "Your chest is quite normal, why, you think it's too small, if you give me a touch, it will make it bigger! "

While talking, she reached out and turned to Zhang Lan's chest.

Seeing that she was so crazy and wanted to grab her chest, Zhang Lan was taken aback, and exclaimed, "Stop it, don't mess around!"

"Little girl, you can't escape from the palm of my uncle, so you should obey me obediently!"

"Go away, don't make trouble!" Zhang Lan changed his color on the spot, how willing he was.

"What are you afraid of? It's not like you haven't touched it before. Come, let the uncle have a look." Qin Xiaoyue rushed forward with a teasing smile, and grabbed Zhang Lan with a pair of salty hands.

"Qin Xiaoyue, you're making me angry again." Zhang Lan said out of breath.

But after she finished speaking, her gaze became straight, because when she was fighting with Qin Xiaoyue, Xu Yan had appeared in a corner of the living room at some point, staring at the two of them with wide-open eyes, almost popping out.

Both Zhang Lan and Qin Xiaoyue are white, rich and beautiful, needless to say, Zhang Lan is tall, leggy, fair-skinned and beautiful, she is an absolute beauty, and this Qin Xiaoyue is not inferior, but she is slightly plumper than Zhang Lan. Any one of these beauties in the crowd can become the focus of everyone. At this time, the two of them are together, and they reflect each other even more. The body also showed an abnormal blush due to playfulness, and it became more and more delicate and charming. As long as a normal man saw this scene, I believe it would be impossible to remain indifferent.

Xu Yan is a normal man, and he is a man of blood, so naturally he can't be indifferent, but just stared blankly.

Gollum!

Xu Yan's Adam's apple slid up and down, and he couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva.

Qin Xiaoyue didn't notice Xu Yan's movement because of her playfulness, but Zhang Lan had seen Xu Yan a long time ago, and her attention was all on him. Naturally, she felt his movement, and her face turned red with a bang, and her face was even hotter. It was so embarrassing that he wished he could find a crack in the ground and drill down. It was so embarrassing. He actually saw the scene of fighting with his friends.

At this time, Qin Xiaoyue still didn't notice any abnormalities, and continued to grab Zhang Lan's chest with both hands, and said with a sly smile while scratching: "Hey, you're still blushing."

Shy and anxious, Zhang Lan pushed Qin Xiaoyue aside with both arms.

Qin Xiaoyue struggled to get up, and was about to make trouble again, but saw Xu Yan, which surprised her, and couldn't help but exclaimed, "Ah, you... who are you?"

"I just poured a glass of water and saw nothing, you guys continue."

Xu Yan coughed lightly, grabbed his heart and reined in his horse, and explained harmlessly, after pouring the water, he turned around and left, 36 moves is the best plan.

You guys continue?

Zhang Lan raised her brows, she was a bit shy at first, but after hearing what Xu Yan said, she immediately became angry, what does he mean by treating them as gay?

Zhang Lan was furious here, but Qin Xiaoyue's attention on the other side was completely different from hers. Seeing such a handsome guy as Xu Yan appear, she was surprised for a short time, and soon ignited the fire of gossip. Seeing Xu Yan turn around Leaving, without even thinking about it, he said, "Wait a minute!"

"What's the matter?" Xu Yan stopped and turned around.

"Hello, handsome guy. My name is Qin Xiaoyue, and I'm Lanlan's good friend." Qin Xiaoyue introduced herself familiarly, then moved closer to Xu Yan, and gossiped while looking at her: "Handsome guy, what's your relationship with Lanlan? Why did you show up?" Here, you must know that this is her boudoir, outsiders are not allowed to enter."

"I'm…"

Before Xu Yan could speak, Zhang Lan said, "He's my bodyguard!"

Originally, Xu Yan was going to say that he was a bodyguard, but seeing Zhang Lan's eagerness to get rid of it, he was not going to say that anymore. Didn't this woman always want to punish him, and in this case, she made him trip up.

After thinking about this, Xu Yan panicked and said, "Yes, yes, I am her bodyguard!"

Xu Yan didn't say that he was Zhang Lan's boyfriend, which was also his cleverness.

Because he clearly knows that if it is Zhang Lan's boyfriend, it will definitely cause her to backlash, and it will be easier to cheat. The best way is to cover up and let others guess and associate. In Zhang Lan's words, he even added three pairs of words to emphasize his tone. It was clear that he wanted Qin Xiaoyue to misunderstand.

In fact, his strategy was correct. When he said this, Qin Xiaoyue over there immediately misunderstood.

But Zhang Lan was flustered in the wind, and a thought flashed across his mind, that was bad, and Xu Yan, a pervert, was pissing her off.

Xu Yan was so smart, seeing that his goal had been achieved, he didn't wait for Zhang Lan to get angry, and didn't give Qin Xiaoyue a chance to continue asking questions, so he nodded and said, "You talk, I'm going back to my room", and left as if escaping.

The figure leaving in a panic fell into Qin Xiaoyue's eyes, and her guess became more and more confirmed. As soon as Xu Yan left here, she immediately threw herself on Zhang Lan, and said viciously: "Zhang Lan, be honest, when will you find me?" Got a boyfriend?"

"He's not my boyfriend." Zhang Lan explained, but this explanation was so weak, if she changed places, even she herself wouldn't believe it, and Qin Xiaoyue naturally wouldn't believe it either.

On the couch, Qin Xiaoyue pushed forward step by step, while Zhang Lan leaned into the corner step by step.

"I told you, we're not boyfriends, believe it or not." Zhang Lan's mouth was dry, but Qin Xiaoyue still didn't believe it, so Zhang Lan became a little impatient. After saying this, she picked up the water glass in front of her, and opened her mouth. Take a gulp.

Then she saw Qin Xiaoyue staring at the water glass in her hand in a daze, Zhang Lan looked at the water glass in doubt, nothing!

"Zhang Lan, haven't you admitted it yet?" Qin Xiaoyue sneered.

"What do I admit, things that have no shadow, what do I admit." Zhang Lan retorted.

"They all share the same water glass, how dare you quibble." Qin Xiaoyue said loudly.

Share a water glass!
Zhang Lan looked at the water glass in his hand, and then at his position. Thinking of Qin Xiaoyue forcing him to retreat step by step, his expression changed drastically.

(End of this chapter)