hilarious soldier king

Chapter 504 Breaking into the Women's Restroom by Accident!

Share a water glass!
When Zhang Lan heard Qin Xiaoyue's words, her complexion changed drastically. She looked at the water glass in her hand, and then at her position. Then she suddenly screamed and rushed into the bathroom like the wind.

Oh my god, she actually drank from Xu Yan's used water glass and had an indirect kiss with him. Thinking of this, Zhang Lan felt nauseated, leaned over the sink, and started to vomit.

Qin Xiaoyue followed from behind with a smile, and seeing Zhang Lan's exaggerated vomiting, she gloated and said, "Is it such a big reaction? It's just sharing a cup, and you won't get pregnant..."

Under Zhang Lan's murderous eyes, Qin Xiaoyue's voice became smaller and smaller, and finally she just shut her mouth.

vomit!
Zhang Lan retched for a while.

After several minutes like this, she finally calmed down a little.

Zhang Lan returned to the living room with Qin Xiaoyue, but unexpectedly found that Xu Yan came out of the bedroom at some time and was sitting in the original position, looking at the cup that belonged to him but was used by Zhang Lan. , How did the water in the cup become less, I remember there was still a lot left before I left."

thud thump!
It was good that Xu Yan didn't speak, but when he heard this, Zhang Lan gritted his teeth, wishing he could step forward and bite him to death, in order to avenge him for causing him to drink the water he had drunk.

As for whether Xu Yan was to blame for this incident, it was no longer in her consideration. Women, aren't they all like this? Whether it's their fault or not, it's the man's fault!

Zhang Lan's eyes were blazing, and he glared at Xu Yan viciously, and was about to ask him why he threw away the water cup he drank, when Xu Yan stared at the cup for a while, then suddenly shook his head, and actually raised the cup to drink water.

"No drinking!"

Zhang Lan was taken aback, let out a low drink, rushed over with a whoosh, and snatched the cup away.

She used the cup just now, if Xu Yan used it again, wouldn't it be another indirect kiss?
This kind of disgusting thing, once is enough, there must be no second time, well, there must be no second time.

Xu Yan didn't know what happened before. Seeing Zhang Lan snatching his cup, he frowned, and said angrily, "What are you doing? Do you want to grab even a drink? My mouth itch when I see others drinking water. Do I use water to drink water?" Is drinking water from an old cup sweet?"

Zhang Lan was dumbfounded, and pointed at Xu Yan tremblingly. This bastard said something sarcastic, thinking that no one would drink from his cup, and the smell of drinking water from the cup he used was almost disgusting. , causing her to drink it accidentally, if it wasn't for fear that he would drink it again and cause a second indirect kiss, the devil would have the time to take care of him!
The two stared at each other, Qin Xiaoyue looked at this and that, and was a little confused for a moment, not knowing what kind of relationship the two had, whether they were lovers or enemies.

But she couldn't figure it out, so she didn't think too much about it, and said directly: "Okay, Lan Lan, don't pretend, isn't it just sharing a water glass, and it's not like I haven't used it before."

Ah!
Seeing that her friend still thinks so now, Zhang Lan scratched her head and screamed, and distinguished loudly: "I repeat, I have nothing to do with him. Listen clearly, it has nothing to do with it, not even a dime."

"It's as if someone wants to have something to do with you." Xu Yan rolled his eyes and said.

One sentence made Zhang Lan furious, she glared at Xu Yan angrily, and said, "Xu Yan, I will definitely make you look good, I will definitely make you look good..."

"Okay, then I'll wait for you. Although I personally think that I'm pretty enough, who would think I'm handsome?" Xu Yan said indifferently, and walked away under Zhang Lan's fiery gaze. .

Chi Chi!

Zhang Lan was panting heavily, apparently out of anger.

"Okay, Lan Lan, don't be angry." Qin Xiaoyue advised from the side.

"How can I not be angry, I'm about to explode, Xiaoyue, you don't even know how annoying this bastard is." Zhang Lan poured out his bitterness.

"I know, I know." Qin Xiaoyue said something about Zhang Lan, and then gossiped: "His name is also Xu Yan, can't it be the Xu Yan you keep talking about?"

"Who else is it if it's not him?" Zhang Lan exclaimed angrily, obviously his anger still persisted.

However, Qin Xiaoyue's eyes widened when she heard her words. Obviously, she didn't expect that it would be such a coincidence that the person Zhang Lan had always hated was now living with her.After thinking for a while, but unable to think of the key point, Qin Xiaoyue asked curiously: "Lanlan, why did he appear at your house, and with you..."

"It's not because of the previous threat. My dad was worried about my safety and said to find me a super bodyguard. I didn't expect it to be this nasty guy."

"This is too coincidental." Qin Xiaoyue was speechless, thought for a while and said: "The situation of you is just like the show on TV. You are a pair of lovers of joy, yes, lovers of joy, you both watched each other at the beginning. The other party is not pleasing to the eye, and every meeting is not peaceful, but there are intersections again and again."

"Who said no!"

Zhang Lan nodded, thinking about the relationship between her and Xu Yan, it was really like this, since the first time the two met, they have never been at peace every time, and it seems that every time they end up with her deflated.

At this moment, Qin Xiaoyue suddenly said: "According to the plot of the TV series, in a situation like yours, we will all be together in the end."

Cough!

Zhang Lan was almost suffocated by these words, she stared at Qin Xiaoyue and scolded: "What nonsense are you talking about, who will be with him."

"It was staged on TV, and I said it according to the plot on TV." Qin Xiaoyue distinguished with a look of grievance.

"You can play whatever you like on TV. Anyway, I have no possibility with him at all. Even if all the men in the world are dead and he is the only one left, I will not choose him."

What Zhang Lan said was categorical, but Qin Xiaoyue didn't take it seriously, "Don't talk too much!"

Her attitude completely annoyed Zhang Lan. She glared at Qin Xiaoyue angrily and said, "Hey, where are you on?"

Qin Xiaoyue also knew that she was too involved in the drama before, and her position seemed to be problematic, so she laughed and said, "Of course I'm on your side!"

snort!
Zhang Lan snorted and said, "I'm really mad, help me find a way, I want to make him look good!"

"I will handle it!"

Qin Xiaoyue made a promise, the two discussed in low voices for a while, and quickly finalized the details. Zhang Lan smiled coldly, got up and knocked on Xu Yan's door, saying, "I want to go out!"

The three of them went out together, followed by another car, which was secretly protected by bodyguards.

A western restaurant!

The three of them sat on the seats in the corner and ordered a few western dishes. Originally, Zhang Lan wanted to see Xu Yan get embarrassed, but who knew that Xu Yan was very good at eating western food, so her plan fell through.
However, she was not discouraged, and when one plan failed, she made another plan. When Xu Yan said that he was going to the bathroom, she kept him on the grounds that Xu Yan was protecting him from leaving without authorization, and winked at Qin Xiaoyue, who got up and went In the bathroom, she came back after a while, and vaguely gave Zhang Lan an ok gesture, Zhang Lan then called other bodyguards and let Xu Yan leave.

As soon as Xu Yan left, Zhang Lan leaned over to Qin Xiaoyue's side and asked eagerly, "How is it? Has the bathroom brand changed?"

"Don't worry about my work. Now the men's restroom sign is the women's restroom, and the women's restroom sign is the men's restroom. He will definitely be fooled!"

(End of this chapter)