hilarious soldier king

Chapter 505 Shameless, Even the Disabled Lie!
In the western restaurant.

Just as Xu Yan left, the two beauties Zhang Lan and Qin Xiaoyue got together and whispered in the direction of the bathroom.

"Xiaoyue, how is it? Has the bathroom brand changed?" Zhang Lan asked.

"Don't worry about my work. Now the sign for the men's restroom is for the women's restroom, and the sign for the women's restroom is for the men's restroom. You just wait to see him make a fool of himself." Qin Xiaoyue smiled and said.

Hearing what her friend said, Zhang Lan also became excited, but after only being happy for a moment, she began to worry about gains and losses again, and said worriedly: "Then do you think he will be fooled?"

It's not because she was careful, she collided with Xu Yan so many times, and every time she thought it would make him look good, but in the end, Xu Yan was fine, but she was often disheartened, which almost made her feel psychologically shadowed.

Qin Xiaoyue didn't know about this situation, and thought she was doubting her ability to do things. She raised her pretty brows and said, "Don't worry, I've changed the bathroom brand. The brand is so obvious. As long as he is not blind, or If you are illiterate, you will definitely be fooled, and when I go to the bathroom, I see someone in the women's bathroom, and Xu Yan will definitely bump into it when I go, so you can relax and watch the show!"

"Well, my sister is interesting enough." After Qin Xiaoyue said this, she looked at Zhang Lan as if asking for credit, but saw that her brows were still furrowed, and she seemed to be a little worried. She couldn't help but wondered: "What's wrong with you? Wouldn't it be regrettable and feel sorry for him?"

The more I thought about it, the more I felt like this, Qin Xiaoyue warned: "I can tell you, we came up with this plan together, and I also wanted to help you, so don't blame me."

Seeing that he was just worried, afraid that the prank would fail again, his friend actually thought that he couldn't bear it, Zhang Lan suddenly had a black line on his forehead, and said angrily: "Where did you think, I won't bear it, I will regret it , I can't wait for him to die!"

"Really?" Qin Xiaoyue looked suspicious.

"It's more real than real gold and silver!" Zhang Lan said firmly, without the slightest hesitation.

This attitude made Qin Xiaoyue confused. He waved his hand and said, "Wait, wait, let me smooth it out. It's not that you can't bear it, it's not that you regret it. Then what are you worried about?"

"I'm worried that I won't be able to deal with him. This guy is despicable and extremely cunning. It's not easy to deal with him." Zhang Lan expressed his concerns. There is no need to ask Qin Xiaoyue for help today, she has already found the place by herself, maybe she doesn't remember him by this time.

"Aren't you thinking too highly of him? He was tricked into going to the women's restroom, and there were people in it. Don't you think that he can get out of this way?" Qin Xiaoyue didn't know that Xu Yan was so powerful. Lan took his words with a grain of salt.

"It's not impossible." Zhang Lan nodded.

Seeing Zhang Lan's solemnity, Qin Xiaoyue also paid attention to it, thought for a while and said, "If you don't worry, let's go and have a look."

"Go, go and see!"

……

In the women's bathroom.

Xu Yan pushed the door in, and went deep inside, but unexpectedly found that there was no urinal inside, which made his heart tremble. Combined with the fact that he said he was going to the bathroom but was stopped by Zhang Lan for a while, he immediately knew that he was being held back by Zhang Lan. After all, Qin Xiaoyue went to the bathroom not just for convenience, but to change the brand outside the bathroom so that he could be fooled.

It has to be said that Xu Yan is really smart and very vigilant. Through some subtle things, he guessed the whole story.

Knowing that he was cheated and entered the women's bathroom, Xu Yan didn't dare to stay longer, and was about to turn around and leave, but it was already too late, before he could turn around, a compartment door in front of him opened, and a beautiful girl came out.

Oops!

Seeing this scene, Xu Yan's heart skipped a beat, and he knew immediately that something was wrong, and he was about to rush out immediately.

But as soon as he changed his mind, he changed his mind. At this time, he was already deep into the bathroom, five or six meters away from the door. No matter how fast he was, he couldn't be faster than the girl's eyes. If he did so, he would be exposed.

"How to do?"

Xu Yan's mind was spinning, and countless thoughts were born in an instant, what about escaping from the bathroom, what about breaking into other cubicles, what about rushing up to knock out the beautiful girl...

But all of these were rejected by him one by one. It would be too late to escape from the bathroom; the same is true for breaking into other compartments; as for knocking out the beautiful girl, forget it, and it's not an urgent task.

Although these thoughts are long to write, they are actually only a blink of an eye. At this time, the beautiful girl has seen Xu Yan, and Xu Yan has made a decision. He did not run away, nor did he rush forward. The whites of the eyes were large, one hand was groping forward, taking small steps, groping forward, it turned out to be pretending to be blind.

While pretending to be blind, Xu Yan secretly prayed in his heart: Don't bark, don't bark!
His luck was not bad, the pretty girl didn't yell, she was really shocked when she saw a man break into the women's bathroom at first, and she was about to yell, but when she saw Xu Yan's eyes turned white, it seemed like Unable to see anything, she took back the shout she was about to utter, and secretly observed Xu Yan to determine if he was really blind.

Xu Yan's eyes turned white, he was hazy, and couldn't see clearly at all, but he didn't hear the girl's yelling, nor did he hear her scolding.

Xu Yan breathed a sigh of relief, rolled his eyeballs covered by eyelids, and suddenly had an idea, only to see his palms touching, turning against the wall, and constantly groping, turning half a circle like this, he couldn't help it. He muttered: "Strange, why is there no urinal? I asked the two women outside, and they said it was for the men's bathroom. There is no reason to lie to me, a disabled person!"

Xu Yan muttered, frowning in confusion, and groped a few more times, but he still couldn't find the urinal, but he found the cubicle, "Forget it, don't look for the urinal, go to the cubicle."

With that said, Xu Yan came to the main door of the cubicle, touched the door handle, opened the door and got in.

I have to say that this guy's brain circuit is really different from ordinary people. Others in this situation must first think of getting out, but Xu Yan is different. Before the crisis is resolved here, he gave Zhang Lan and Qin Xiaoyue the Calculated.

The pretty girl watched and listened, until Xu Yan got into the cubicle, she didn't realize that Xu Yan was pretending, and thought he really broke in by mistake.

In this way, she naturally kept silent and left the bathroom quietly.

……

Outside the bathroom.

Zhang Lan and Qin Xiaoyue stood at the corner, constantly looking in the direction of the bathroom, waiting for Xu Yan to be discovered, waiting for him to be thrown out.

However, 1 minute passed, 2 minutes passed, and 3 minutes passed... It was always quiet inside.

Just when they waited impatiently, thinking that something happened inside, the beautiful girl came out. When Zhang Lan and the two looked at her, she also spotted the two of them for the first time, seeing their sneaky behavior. , combined with Xu Yan's previous words, she still didn't understand that it was the two of them who lied to Xu Yan.

Thinking that the two of them even lied to the disabled and had no moral bottom line, the beautiful girl became more and more uncomfortable when she thought about it. When she passed by the two of them, she gave them a sideways look and said contemptuously: "Shameless, even lied to the disabled!"

(End of this chapter)