hilarious soldier king

Chapter 506 Angrily Smash a Precious Sports Car!

"Shameless, even the disabled are cheated!"

The pretty girl walked past Zhang Lan and the two of them, gave them a contemptuous look, cursed and walked away.

Uh!
Zhang Lan and Qin Xiaoyue were stunned, and it took a while to realize that they had been scolded.

Both of them have temperaments that can't be taken advantage of. Immediately, as if they were stepped on their tails, they looked at the beautiful girl at the same time, only to find that she had already walked out of the restaurant.

"Stop, who are you scolding!" Qin Xiaoyue said angrily, trying to chase her out.

Zhang Lan stopped her and advised, "Forget it, don't chase after her, let's see what's going on inside."

"Forget her to walk fast!" Qin Xiaoyue gave another vicious look outside, and then looked away resentfully.

Outside the bathroom, Zhang Lan and Qin Xiaoyue were extremely depressed, while in the bathroom, Xu Yan felt refreshed.

After successfully fooling the beautiful girl, when he heard the other person's footsteps leaving, the corner of Xu Yan's lips curled into a smirk, and he said in an infinitely pretentious way, "This can even fool me, I'm such a genius!"

When the crisis was over, Xu Yan saw that there was no one else in the bathroom, so he immediately relaxed and didn't rush to leave. Thinking that he hadn't been in the women's bathroom yet, he rolled his eyes and unbuttoned his pants Make it easy.

Hush, shush!
The cheerful whistle, accompanied by the patter of urine, echoed in the silent bathroom.

This wretched guy actually learned how he was when he went to the women's bathroom in the army to take a bath, and it is more convenient in the women's bathroom. It's no wonder that the group of military wives back then were so angry that they wanted to trick him, let alone them , I'm afraid that anyone who knows his behavior will not give him a good face.

Hush, shush.

There was an obvious pause in the whistle, and then the sound of flushing water sounded, and then the compartment door opened, and Xu Yan walked out.

"It's really cool to pee in the women's bathroom!" Xu Yan said happily, and walked out of the bathroom swaggeringly.

Sweeping his eyes around, he noticed that Zhang Lan and the two were looking at this side, with a gloomy face and unfriendly eyes. The corners of his lips curled up slightly, and he washed his hands casually in front of the sink without drying them with a dryer or wiping them with paper. , just tossed it casually, walked towards Zhang Lan and the two, "Hey, you two beauties, are you waiting for me? I'm really flattered!"

Qian Bian's words and Qian Bian's expression made Zhang Lan's teeth itch with hatred. He wished he could use the size 37 soles to measure his face.

However, it was her fault after all, Zhang Lan finally endured it, turned her head away with a muffled grunt, and ignored him.

But she didn't want to talk to Xu Yan, but Xu Yan didn't want to let it go, and deliberately said: "What's the matter, you don't seem very happy, maybe it's because you were scolded!"

Which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted, this is a slap in the face of Hong Guoguo!

Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, Zhang Lan broke out and said angrily: "Xu Yan, don't get complacent too early, sooner or later I will make you look good."

"Okay, I'll wait!" Xu Yan shrugged nonchalantly, and continued, "By the way, don't blame me for not reminding you, you want to trick me, please get some high-tech tricks. I got tired of it when I was in elementary school."

"you…"

Zhang Lan's eyes burst into flames, and he glared at Xu Yan viciously, his attitude of being so obedient after being taken advantage of by this guy, he was so angry.

Qin Xiaoyue was also angry for a while, and she completely understood why Zhang Lan was so angry with Xu Yan. This guy really has the ability to easily provoke people's anger.

But what she was more interested in at this time was what exactly Xu Yan did in the women's bathroom, so that the beautiful girl didn't pursue him, but instead came out to scold them.

The more she thought about it, the more curious she became, Qin Xiaoyue couldn't help asking, "Xu Yan, what did you do in there, why didn't that woman blow you out?"

"Want to know?" Xu Yan hooked his fingers.

"Hmm!" Qin Xiaoyue moved her head closer.

Although Zhang Lan was very angry, she was also full of curiosity about this matter, so she also pricked up her ears.

While the two waited curiously, Xu Yan smiled slyly and said word by word, "I won't tell you!"

"... "

The two were speechless for a while.

Qin Xiaoyue was not willing to be tricked, she curled her lips and said, "I know if you don't tell me, you must have knelt down and begged for mercy, that's why the other party let you go."

"I think so, I don't know how many good things to say!"

The two deliberately provoked each other, but Xu Yan was unmoved. After they said a few words, they lost interest and lost their appetite to eat. They said in a bad mood, "Don't eat, let's go shopping!"

The three of them checked out and left, and were about to go shopping, but something happened. A bright red Ferrari sports car, with a beautiful tail flick, stopped in front of the three of them.

Xu Yan raised his brows, and his eyes instantly became sharp. He took a step forward, stood in front of Zhang Lan and the two of them, and watched the car in front of him warily.

Under Xu Yan's gaze, the car door slowly opened up, and then the young man jumped out of the car holding a large bouquet of roses.

This man was 23 and four years old, wearing a handmade Armani suit and a famous Patek Philippe watch on his wrist. His appearance, which was not very good at first, was a bit handsome under the background of his famous brand.

Seeing the young man appear, Zhang Lan frowned, and said angrily, "Lu Feng, what are you doing here?"

The young man named Lu Feng didn't take it seriously either, and said to Zhang Lan with a big smile on his face, "Lan Lan, what a coincidence, I was going to look for you at your house, but I didn't expect to meet you here."

Xu Yan shook his head secretly. This girl-picking skill needs to be improved. Even if he pretends to be a casual encounter and plays more realistically, as he is doing now, is he insulting his IQ or Zhang Lan's IQ?
Sure enough, Zhang Lan didn't believe this either, her pretty face tensed, and she said impatiently: "Lu Feng, I can't be with you, please stop pestering me."

"Lanlan, I really like you."

"But I don't like you." Zhang Lan scolded, got in the car and was about to leave, when she saw Lu Feng's car blocking her way, she shouted: "Lu Feng, good dogs don't get in the way, drive your car away."

"As long as you accept my flowers, I will drive away immediately." Lu Feng bargained, implying that if Zhang Lan did not accept his flowers, his car would not drive away.

Sure enough, Zhang Lan understood what he meant, narrowed her eyes dangerously, and said, "Are you threatening me?"

"It's too late for me to love you, how could I threaten you!" Lu Feng shook his head and said roguely, "I just want to send you a bouquet of flowers, nothing else, I promise that as long as you accept, I will immediately turn over the car Drive away."

Zhang Lan was so angry that he didn't go out, but was forced by Lu Feng at this time, he immediately found the venting bucket, and threatened viciously: "I won't accept the flowers, I warn you to drive away immediately, or you believe it or not!" I smashed the car for you."

"Smash whatever you want, as long as you like!" Lu Feng said nonchalantly, obviously he didn't think she would really smash the car.

But in the next moment, he realized that he was wrong. There was a bang in his ear, his windshield shattered, and it was Xu Yan who shot.

The crowd was dead silent.

Lu Feng was dumbfounded, and Zhang Lan was also dumbfounded!Everyone was dumbfounded!

Lu Feng didn't believe that someone would dare to smash his car, but Zhang Lan didn't expect Xu Yan to smash it, because what she said was just angry words!

(End of this chapter)