hilarious soldier king

Chapter 555 Xu Yan's Emotional Destination!
Taking advantage of the opportunity of Mrs. Li and others visiting, Xu Yan greeted Luo Yifei Jiang Danian, took the cute dog Haha, and left the house as if escaping.

Haha followed Xu Yan closely, compared to his nervousness, Haha was quite excited, circling around him and sticking out his tongue.

The three of them and one dog made it all the way to the downstairs of the community, Xu Yan then slowed down, wiped off his sweat secretly, and said with a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, I escaped quickly."

"Xu Yan, what's going on here? Why are you so eager to admit that you have a girlfriend?" Luo Yifei asked curiously. He still hasn't figured out what exactly Xu Yan and Xu's mother and son are singing about?

"Mom insists on pulling me on a blind date, of course I have to admit it." Xu Yan explained, thinking of his mother's persistence, he still has lingering fears, and based on his understanding of his mother, this matter may not be over yet.

"Blind date, it's a good thing, you can go and see it." Luo Yifei joked.

"Why don't you understand people's language? I already have a girlfriend." Xu Yan raised his eyebrows.

"What can you do if you have a girlfriend, you can also go on a blind date, maybe you will be right, one more person, one more choice." Luo Yifei said with a smile.

"You think that everyone is as philandering as you are. They are half-hearted even after they have a girlfriend, thinking about provoking other women everywhere. I'm a very dedicated man, okay?" Xu Yan said seriously.

His stern expression did not attract applause. On the contrary, Luo Yifei raised his middle finger and said with a sneer, "Cut, you should forget about it. Have you provoked too many women? Beautiful reporter Zhang Lan, beautiful senior sister Lu Jing."

"I have nothing to do with Zhang Lan, she's the one who pestered me, well, I'm not in a hurry to avoid her." Xu Yan explained.

"If you didn't provoke people, they would pester you. Do you think you, Pan An, are reborn?" Luo Yifei snorted, and before Xu Yan could refute, he said, "It's okay if you don't admit it, but where is the beautiful senior Lu Jing?"

Xu Yan was taken aback for a moment, and immediately said, "Lu Jing is just a senior."

"It's just senior, I'm afraid people don't think so. If it's pure senior, how many times will they go to the army to find you?"

"Why can't you? Why are you so vulgar? Could it be that men and women can only be lovers and not good friends?" Xu Yan argued, but he didn't know why, but he felt a little guilty when he mentioned this.

"You push it cleanly. One is someone else pestering you, and the other is a pure senior. What about Feng Miaochan, the school belle? How do you explain this?"

Xu Yan thought for a while, and said calmly: "I admit that I have pursued her, and I have liked her, but my pursuit of her started with a bet with Dazui Xiaosha, and it was more due to vanity and competitiveness. Not to be loved, what I like is Zhong Ming."

"I used to want to live and die for others, but now I want to chase Zhong Ming, so I said that it was not love before. Is this also considered single-minded?"

Xu Yan was silent, speechless for a while.

Luo Yifei then interjected: "Well, I don't think it's a big deal. Those who abandon me can't stay yesterday. Xu Yan and Feng Miaochan have nothing to do. Now that he has found someone he really likes and pursues someone he likes, there is no problem at all. , we can’t dislike others for the rest of our lives, we should support him.”

"It's no problem. I didn't say that he is not allowed to chase Zhong Ming. I just can't understand him being promiscuous everywhere, but he has the face of a lover."

"... "

Maybe it was watching the three of them chatting, but ignoring him, Haha suddenly barked a few times, staring at Xu Yan with watery eyes.

Xu Yan looked down at it, shook his head and said fondly, "Okay, don't worry, let's go."

"Haha, what's the matter?" Jiang Danian asked curiously, feeling very fond of this cute little guy.

"It thinks that we only care about talking to ourselves, but ignore it, and is throwing a temper tantrum, and urges me to take it to pick up girls." Xu Yan explained, and said to Haha: "Lead the way ahead!"

Wang Wang!

Haha yelled twice, and jumped out happily.

park.

Xu Yan and the three of them sat on the stool, watching hahahaha chasing beautiful women.

Xu Yan was used to this, but Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian were stunned. Luo Yifei laughed and scolded: "What a lecherous dog, he behaves just like his master."

"What did you say?" Xu Yan raised his eyebrows.

Luo Yifei quickly changed his words, and said, "I said haha, you are really smart, you can actually distinguish beautiful women, I thought you were lying to us before."

He changed his tune, so Xu Yan naturally didn't ask boring questions. He rolled his eyes and said, "Haha, of course you are smart. You can not only distinguish beautiful women, but also the color of women's underwear. Before Dazui Xiaosha and I used to use This bet, how about we play too?"

"How to play?" Luo Yifei asked with interest.

Xu Yan explained the rules, and Luo Yifei listened to what he said was interesting, and being provoked by him, of course he would not show weakness, so he agreed directly.

"This idiot has taken the bait!" Xu Yan was secretly happy. Just as he was about to start, Jiang Danian praised him, "Haha, it's really amazing. It's even better than ordinary dogs."

Hearing this, Xu Yan gritted his teeth for a while, didn't he tell Luo Yifei clearly that there was a problem?
Sure enough, the next moment, Luo Yifei asked: "Da Nian, what do you mean, can dogs not tell colors?"

"Yes, dogs are color-blind, of course they can't tell the difference between colors." Jiang Danian nodded, and then praised: "Haha, it's amazing, it can break through the genetic restriction, no wonder it's so smart."

Luo Yifei ignored what Jiang Danian said later. He glared at Xu Yan and said, "Well, Xu Yan, you know that dogs are colorblind, so you deliberately lied to me, right?"

Of course, Xu Yan would not admit it, and pretended to be surprised: "Are dogs colorblind? Why don't I know?"

Luo Yifei pouted, not believing even a single punctuation mark in his words.

Just as the two of them were staring at each other, the phone rang suddenly, and it was Mama Xu calling.

When Xu Yan saw that it was his mother calling, he immediately knew it was about a blind date, so he raised his brows carefully and answered the phone.

"Hey, mom, hello, talk, hello, mom, the signal here is not very good, I'll call you later..."

After pretending to say a few words, Xu Yan was about to hang up the phone, but who is Xu's mother? Unhappily said: "Stop pretending, I know you can hear me."

"Hey, hey, Mom, the signal here is not good, I'll hang up first..." Xu Yan continued to play dumb.

Xu's mother suddenly became angry, and shouted: "Xu Yan, if you have the ability, you dare to hang up the phone and try."

When Xu Yan heard it, he smiled wryly, how dare he hang up the phone, and pretended to say: "Oh, I heard it now, Mom, what did you just say?
"It's not good if you don't pretend to have a signal now, and you don't pretend you can't hear it?" Xu's mother sneered.

puff!
Seeing Xu Yan being eaten to death by Xu's mother, Luo Yifei couldn't help covering his mouth and chuckling.

Xu Yan gave him a gouged look, and then explained to his mother with an apologetic smile, "Mom, look at what you said, you are my own mother, how could I pretend not to hear it, I really didn't hear it before, here The signal is not very good, and you know how bad these carriers are, not all areas have signal coverage."

Regarding the previous incident, Xu Yan refused to admit it. After explaining a sentence, he cleverly changed the subject and said, "Mom, what do you want from me?"

"Come back for a blind date!"

(End of this chapter)