hilarious soldier king

Chapter 556 Blind date!blind date!
"Come back for a blind date!"

Mother Xu's words came from the receiver.

Xu Yan was dumbfounded all of a sudden. He tried every means, escaped from the house, and pretended not to hear it. Isn't it just to avoid this? Now it's all right, after a lot of tossing around, he still couldn't escape.

Of course, it was impossible for him to compromise on this, and he explained again: "Mom, I already have girlfriends, so what's the point of going on a blind date? It's just stepping on two feet. You don't want me to be like this." Bar."

Originally, Xu Yan thought that his mother would think about it when he said this, but it turned out that he was wrong. His mother's thinking was far from what he could guess. As soon as he finished a sentence, Xu's mother said directly: "If you really have that ability, don't talk about stepping on two boats, three boats are up to you."

Xu Yan was dumbfounded for a while, this mother is too tough, she can even say such words.

"Mom, don't you women hate flirtatious men the most, why are you encouraging your son to be flirtatious now?" Xu Yan understood it with emotion and reason.

"This is also divided into people, okay, if your man steps on two boats, he will be killed directly; if other men step on two boats, then he will be strongly condemned; Just open one eye and close one eye..."

Xu's mother spoke eloquently, saying one thing after another, only Xu Yan was stunned for a moment, and he couldn't laugh or cry: "Mom, you are really my real mother!"

"Don't talk useless, come back quickly, I'll give you half an hour, if you don't come back by then, you will be responsible for the consequences." Mother Xu urged, and gave him an ultimatum, limiting him to go home within half an hour.

"Mom, hello, hello..."

Xu Yan squeezed the phone and gave a few feeds. This time, he didn't pretend he couldn't hear it, but really couldn't hear it, because Xu's mother had already hung up the phone.

Listening to the blind voice coming from the receiver, Xu Yan wanted to cry, "What is this?"

Seeing his sour face, Luo Yifei laughed happily at the side, and joked: "Let's go, lover, go back to the blind date."

Regarding his gloating behavior, Xu Yan gave him a blank stare, and squeezed out two words: Your sister!
Luo Yifei didn't care about this, but instead said meanly: "Don't think about my sister, because I don't have a sister, otherwise it's nothing to introduce to you."

Xu Yan: "..."

……

Twenty minutes later.

Xu Yan returned home with a bitter face.

Xu's mother was sitting in the living room, when she saw him coming back, she raised her eyebrows and said, "I'm willing to come back."

"Mom, you ordered me, of course I have to come back." Xu Yan salivated and said, he really didn't want to come back, but would he dare?

In this family, although the strictest person is the father, it is obviously the mother who decides. If the father is angered, he can still support the mother. A person who has been scolded, do you think he dare not come back?
Seeing that Xu Yan came back within the prescribed time limit, Mother Xu's expression softened a little, and she said, "That's right, I'm your own mother, so I can still harm you."

Xu Yan smiled wryly, Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian snickered.

"Let's go!" Mother Xu said.

Although she was talking nonsense, Xu Yan knew that she was talking about going on a blind date, and said with a bitter face, "Mom, you really took me on a blind date."

"no!"

Xu Yan was taken aback for a moment, almost thinking he had heard it wrong, and asked in confusion, "Didn't you go on a blind date?"

"no!"

"Where is that going?" Xu Yan was pleasantly surprised, thinking that she had changed her mind.

"Go to the mall, buy some clothes, tidy up, and go on a blind date!"

Xu Yan's face collapsed again, isn't it the same as going on a blind date?

"Don't be sour, let's go." Mother Xu urged.

Xu Yan didn't want to go, and thought hard about a way not to go, then he saw his father, and shouted at him: "Dad, please persuade my mother, I already have a girlfriend, and I'm going on a blind date." What's it like, isn't this stepping on two boats, and you will be stabbed in the back in the future, and you can't hold back your face."

It's just that he was obviously going to be disappointed. Before the father could speak, Xu's mother said: "I have the final say on this matter, it's useless for you to tell him."

Xu Yan stared at his father expectantly, but saw him sitting in the living room, he didn't seem to ask any questions at all, and he didn't know whether he also wanted to go on a blind date, or if he was suppressed by his mother.

"Dad, as a man, how can you be afraid of your wife? You have to stand up and revive your husband." Xu Yan shouted.

Xu Nuo turned a deaf ear and continued to read the newspaper.

Xu's mother stepped forward and grabbed his ear, saying: "Stinky boy, don't provoke the relationship between parents and leave quickly."

Although Xu Yan was unwilling in every possible way, he couldn't hold back his mother, so he was dragged out the door, and a group of four got into the car and drove towards the shopping mall.

……

the mall.

Xu's mother brought the three of them to a hypermarket, picking out clothes for Xu Yan to try on, and of course Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian did the same.

"Xu Yan, try these few."

"Xiao Luo, these few suit you better, you should try them too."

"I don't want to go on blind dates, so there's no need for it." Luo Yifei declined.

"It's the first time you come to our house, Auntie will always give you some greetings, go try it on and see if it fits you well."

Xu's mother didn't want to say anything, handed the clothes to him, and pushed them into the fitting room.

Next, she chose a few more pieces for Jiang Danian, and the three of them entered the fitting room in turn, while Xu's mother waited outside.

At this moment, a girl came, and Xu's mother glanced at her, seeing that she was average-looking, and her face was not pretty, so she looked away lightly.

Unexpectedly, that person went to the fitting room where Xu Yan was. Mother Xu looked at it and reminded, "There are people inside."

"Oh, thank you!" The man responded and turned to go to the side.

The three of Xu Yan went in and out, constantly trying on clothes for Xu's mother. After a while, Xu Yan and Luo Yifei went in again.

At this time, another girl came, this person was tall and slender, and her face was extremely beautiful, so Mother Xu couldn't help but take another look.

The girl walked towards Luo Yifei's fitting room, and Xu's mother rolled her eyes and stopped her, "There are people inside!"

The girl withdrew her hand, looked at Xu Yan's fitting room again, and asked, "Is there anyone here?"

"No!" Mother Xu opened her eyes and said nonsense.

Jiang Danian, who was looking in the mirror at the side, was taken aback, and looked at Xu's mother blankly, a little confused, didn't there be Xu Yan in it, why did she say that there was no one?
Just when he was puzzled, the girl thought that there was really no one inside after hearing Xu's mother's words, so she came outside Xu Yan's fitting room, opened the curtain, and strode out.

The next moment, the girl's eyes widened, and she saw a man inside, standing in the fitting room and changing clothes. His shirt had been taken off, revealing a strong figure, well-developed chest muscles and eight-pack abs, completely exposed to the air In the middle, exudes a strong masculine breath.

(End of this chapter)