hilarious soldier king
Chapter 557 Blind Date, Blind Date 2
Chapter 557 Blind Date, Blind Date 2
In the fitting room.
Xu Yan and the girl stared wide-eyed.
Xu Yan looked at the fitting room, at the girl in front of him, then at his bare upper body, and suddenly opened his mouth...
Ah!
A high-decibel scream came, the sound was sharp and piercing, breaking the tranquility of the fitting room, the sound spread in the fitting room, the sharp sound echoed in the small space, it seemed that even the surrounding partitions were shaking Trembling slightly under this sound wave,
"Well, when did my voice become so powerful?" Xu Yan was startled when he heard the scream, and hurriedly closed his mouth.
After he shut up, he remembered that he was ready to speak, but it seemed that he hadn't had time to make a sound. How could there be a sound?
Covering his mouth strangely, the screaming still echoed in his ears, Xu Yan realized something was wrong, he quickly looked at the girl, and saw her open her mouth wide, screaming at the top of her voice, this sharp sound seemed to be able to blow off the roof of the house Kai's scream came from her mouth impressively.
Xu Yan suddenly saw the black line on his forehead. He was the one who got the most attention, and the one who suffered the most was whether he was good or not. He hasn't called yet.
Xu Yan rubbed his nose, and said in a bad mood, "Hey, I said I was the one who was seen all, okay, I haven't screamed yet, why are you screaming?"
The girl was taken aback for a moment, and then remembered that she had broken into Xu Yan's fitting room, the screaming stopped abruptly, she blushed and said sorry, and then fled away.
The scream startled many people, Luo Yifei hurried out of the bathroom, and the waiter also came over.
"What happened?" Luo Yifei asked Jiang Danian.
"A woman broke into Xu Yan's fitting room." Jiang Danian said, he glanced at Xu's mother suspiciously, but he still hasn't figured out her intentions, thinking she forgot that Xu Yan was in the fitting room Woolen cloth.
While the two were talking, a waiter came over to inquire about the situation, but was dismissed by Mother Xu.
After a while, Xu Yan put on his clothes and came out of the fitting room. His gaze fell on Xu's mother, and he walked over and asked, "Mom, didn't you just watch outside? Why did someone break in?" go?"
"I did it on purpose!" Mother Xu said.
"On purpose!" Xu Yan opened his mouth wide in surprise, he didn't know what to say anymore, his son was changing clothes in the fitting room, and his mother deliberately let a girl intrude in, what does this mean.
Mother Xu didn't care what he thought, and said to herself: "That girl just now is not bad. I didn't let her go to Xiaoluo's fitting room at first. I told him that there are people over there and no one here. I just entered your fitting room, how is it, how is mom treating you?"
Xu Yan stared deeply at Xu's mother, and seeing his mother's complacent expression, his voice came out of his teeth, "You are really my real mother!"
"That's necessary, who made you my son, what's good, of course my mother has to think about you." Xu's mother said something frightened, then leaned over and lowered her voice: "How about it, did you just now?" Changing clothes? Have you been seen by her?"
After hearing this, Xu Yan finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "Mom, do you really want me to be seen?"
"Of course, you have been in the army for the past two years. You have developed a good figure. You can't hide it and let the little girl see it. Maybe they will be tempted and like you."
The corners of his lips twitched weakly, Xu Yan said unhappily: "Mom, you will not only make people not like me, but will only scare them, and don't keep acting like no one wants me, I am also very popular All right."
"Really, then behave well later and let me see how popular you are."
Xu Yan: "..."
The four of them bought clothes and came out of the mall. Mother Xu checked the time and saw that the agreed time was not far away, so she took Luo Yifei and left the mall.
The agreed place was a coffee shop not far from People's Park. When passing by the park, Xu Yan suddenly asked Mother Xu to stop.
Mother Xu slowed down slowly, heard the car by the side of the road, and asked suspiciously, "Why stop, it hasn't arrived yet."
"You two get out of the car and wait for me in the park." Xu Yan said to Luo Yifei, obviously not intending to let the two of them follow.
"We won't disturb your blind date. If you have a blind date, we'll sit far away and watch from the sidelines to help you check and promise not to talk, so it won't affect you." Luo Yifei distinguished, such a good-looking Of course, Xu Yan would not miss the opportunity to make a fool of himself on a blind date.
"That's right, let them follow along and refer to the reference opinions." Xu's mother followed.
"No!" Xu Yan sternly refused, saying: "You can't let them follow. You didn't watch the TV series, many people went on a blind date with friends or close friends, but the other party didn't like the blind date, but the one who accompanied the blind date. .”
"That's impossible, that girl isn't blind..." Xu's mother said something preconditionally, and then realized that something was wrong. It seemed that she looked down on Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian, so she quickly changed her words: "Well, you two, don't think too much. , Auntie just said, not to say that you are not good, but you are actually quite good."
Jiang Danian quickly waved his hand, expressing that he didn't mind.
On the other hand, Luo Yifei felt like crying, and he looked at Mother Xu resentfully, she might as well not explain it!
Under Xu Yan's insistence, Mother Xu compromised, and Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian got out of the car.
"This guy who values sex and despises friends, I curse that your blind date is an ugly monster who fell in love with you at first sight and pestered you every day." Luo Yifei watched the car leave and couldn't help but curse.
Wang Wang!
Haha yelled twice, and it also had a lot of opinions because it was also left behind.
"Haha, let's go pick up girls, shall we?" Luo Yifei said to Jiang Danian's arms.
Maybe it's because of sympathy, maybe it's because he got acquainted with Luo Yifei during the contact, and now this little guy doesn't reject Luo Yifei anymore.
When the two of them arrived in the park, Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian found a seat and sat down, while Haha ran around them.
After a while, it ran to Luo Yifei's feet, bit his trouser leg, and barked twice towards the right side.
Luo Yifei followed its gaze, but saw a beautiful girl with a cute pet dog on the seat not far to the right. His eyes lit up, and he pursed his lips and said, "Want to soak it?"
Haha barked twice, and the cute dog's head lit up and down.
"Then what are you waiting for?" Luo Yifei got up and rushed out haha, while he followed behind.
The opponent's dog is quite arrogant, and at first he ignored Haha, but Haha has a lot of ways, and he stands up and holds a flower, so he quickly got to know each other.
Luo Yifei opened his mouth wide in surprise, this little guy has become a genius, he can even send flowers.
The girl was also surprised, and exclaimed: "Your dog is so smart, it can know so many."
"Of course, good teaching!" Luo Yifei said in awe, unceremoniously taking the credit for himself.
The girl glanced at him and said, "You usually use this trick to chase girls, right?"
Luo Yifei was stunned for a moment, this accusation was unacceptable, so he pulled Xu Yan out again to defend himself against the arrow, saying: "It's all about my bad friends, how pure a dog was led to ruin."
giggle!
The girl is amused.
Seeing this, Luo Yifei took the opportunity to ask for contact information, and said, "What's your WeChat?"
"I have a boyfriend!"
"Haha, let's go!"
"... "
PS: Sorry, it's a bit late, please ask for a monthly ticket and a recommended ticket!
(End of this chapter)
In the fitting room.
Xu Yan and the girl stared wide-eyed.
Xu Yan looked at the fitting room, at the girl in front of him, then at his bare upper body, and suddenly opened his mouth...
Ah!
A high-decibel scream came, the sound was sharp and piercing, breaking the tranquility of the fitting room, the sound spread in the fitting room, the sharp sound echoed in the small space, it seemed that even the surrounding partitions were shaking Trembling slightly under this sound wave,
"Well, when did my voice become so powerful?" Xu Yan was startled when he heard the scream, and hurriedly closed his mouth.
After he shut up, he remembered that he was ready to speak, but it seemed that he hadn't had time to make a sound. How could there be a sound?
Covering his mouth strangely, the screaming still echoed in his ears, Xu Yan realized something was wrong, he quickly looked at the girl, and saw her open her mouth wide, screaming at the top of her voice, this sharp sound seemed to be able to blow off the roof of the house Kai's scream came from her mouth impressively.
Xu Yan suddenly saw the black line on his forehead. He was the one who got the most attention, and the one who suffered the most was whether he was good or not. He hasn't called yet.
Xu Yan rubbed his nose, and said in a bad mood, "Hey, I said I was the one who was seen all, okay, I haven't screamed yet, why are you screaming?"
The girl was taken aback for a moment, and then remembered that she had broken into Xu Yan's fitting room, the screaming stopped abruptly, she blushed and said sorry, and then fled away.
The scream startled many people, Luo Yifei hurried out of the bathroom, and the waiter also came over.
"What happened?" Luo Yifei asked Jiang Danian.
"A woman broke into Xu Yan's fitting room." Jiang Danian said, he glanced at Xu's mother suspiciously, but he still hasn't figured out her intentions, thinking she forgot that Xu Yan was in the fitting room Woolen cloth.
While the two were talking, a waiter came over to inquire about the situation, but was dismissed by Mother Xu.
After a while, Xu Yan put on his clothes and came out of the fitting room. His gaze fell on Xu's mother, and he walked over and asked, "Mom, didn't you just watch outside? Why did someone break in?" go?"
"I did it on purpose!" Mother Xu said.
"On purpose!" Xu Yan opened his mouth wide in surprise, he didn't know what to say anymore, his son was changing clothes in the fitting room, and his mother deliberately let a girl intrude in, what does this mean.
Mother Xu didn't care what he thought, and said to herself: "That girl just now is not bad. I didn't let her go to Xiaoluo's fitting room at first. I told him that there are people over there and no one here. I just entered your fitting room, how is it, how is mom treating you?"
Xu Yan stared deeply at Xu's mother, and seeing his mother's complacent expression, his voice came out of his teeth, "You are really my real mother!"
"That's necessary, who made you my son, what's good, of course my mother has to think about you." Xu's mother said something frightened, then leaned over and lowered her voice: "How about it, did you just now?" Changing clothes? Have you been seen by her?"
After hearing this, Xu Yan finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "Mom, do you really want me to be seen?"
"Of course, you have been in the army for the past two years. You have developed a good figure. You can't hide it and let the little girl see it. Maybe they will be tempted and like you."
The corners of his lips twitched weakly, Xu Yan said unhappily: "Mom, you will not only make people not like me, but will only scare them, and don't keep acting like no one wants me, I am also very popular All right."
"Really, then behave well later and let me see how popular you are."
Xu Yan: "..."
The four of them bought clothes and came out of the mall. Mother Xu checked the time and saw that the agreed time was not far away, so she took Luo Yifei and left the mall.
The agreed place was a coffee shop not far from People's Park. When passing by the park, Xu Yan suddenly asked Mother Xu to stop.
Mother Xu slowed down slowly, heard the car by the side of the road, and asked suspiciously, "Why stop, it hasn't arrived yet."
"You two get out of the car and wait for me in the park." Xu Yan said to Luo Yifei, obviously not intending to let the two of them follow.
"We won't disturb your blind date. If you have a blind date, we'll sit far away and watch from the sidelines to help you check and promise not to talk, so it won't affect you." Luo Yifei distinguished, such a good-looking Of course, Xu Yan would not miss the opportunity to make a fool of himself on a blind date.
"That's right, let them follow along and refer to the reference opinions." Xu's mother followed.
"No!" Xu Yan sternly refused, saying: "You can't let them follow. You didn't watch the TV series, many people went on a blind date with friends or close friends, but the other party didn't like the blind date, but the one who accompanied the blind date. .”
"That's impossible, that girl isn't blind..." Xu's mother said something preconditionally, and then realized that something was wrong. It seemed that she looked down on Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian, so she quickly changed her words: "Well, you two, don't think too much. , Auntie just said, not to say that you are not good, but you are actually quite good."
Jiang Danian quickly waved his hand, expressing that he didn't mind.
On the other hand, Luo Yifei felt like crying, and he looked at Mother Xu resentfully, she might as well not explain it!
Under Xu Yan's insistence, Mother Xu compromised, and Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian got out of the car.
"This guy who values sex and despises friends, I curse that your blind date is an ugly monster who fell in love with you at first sight and pestered you every day." Luo Yifei watched the car leave and couldn't help but curse.
Wang Wang!
Haha yelled twice, and it also had a lot of opinions because it was also left behind.
"Haha, let's go pick up girls, shall we?" Luo Yifei said to Jiang Danian's arms.
Maybe it's because of sympathy, maybe it's because he got acquainted with Luo Yifei during the contact, and now this little guy doesn't reject Luo Yifei anymore.
When the two of them arrived in the park, Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian found a seat and sat down, while Haha ran around them.
After a while, it ran to Luo Yifei's feet, bit his trouser leg, and barked twice towards the right side.
Luo Yifei followed its gaze, but saw a beautiful girl with a cute pet dog on the seat not far to the right. His eyes lit up, and he pursed his lips and said, "Want to soak it?"
Haha barked twice, and the cute dog's head lit up and down.
"Then what are you waiting for?" Luo Yifei got up and rushed out haha, while he followed behind.
The opponent's dog is quite arrogant, and at first he ignored Haha, but Haha has a lot of ways, and he stands up and holds a flower, so he quickly got to know each other.
Luo Yifei opened his mouth wide in surprise, this little guy has become a genius, he can even send flowers.
The girl was also surprised, and exclaimed: "Your dog is so smart, it can know so many."
"Of course, good teaching!" Luo Yifei said in awe, unceremoniously taking the credit for himself.
The girl glanced at him and said, "You usually use this trick to chase girls, right?"
Luo Yifei was stunned for a moment, this accusation was unacceptable, so he pulled Xu Yan out again to defend himself against the arrow, saying: "It's all about my bad friends, how pure a dog was led to ruin."
giggle!
The girl is amused.
Seeing this, Luo Yifei took the opportunity to ask for contact information, and said, "What's your WeChat?"
"I have a boyfriend!"
"Haha, let's go!"
"... "
PS: Sorry, it's a bit late, please ask for a monthly ticket and a recommended ticket!
(End of this chapter)
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