Mr. Huo, you are heartbroken
Chapter 959 Feels like I'm laughing at her
Chapter 959 Feels like I'm laughing at her
Lu Xingzhi started to tell the first joke in a serious manner: "My girlfriend asked my boyfriend, who would you save if I fell into the water with your mother at the same time?" The boyfriend asked without hesitation: "I will definitely save you, my mother is a colleague." I don't know."
Xu Che: "..."
Du Keyao: "..."
Mu Wei: "..."
This was the coldest joke they had ever heard, mainly because when Lu Xing told the joke, he had a serious face from beginning to end.
The tone of voice has not changed at all, they really sound like a teacher giving a lecture on the stage.
But somehow, it was kind of funny.
I don't know who laughed first, and then everyone laughed.
"Is there any more?" Mu Wei asked with a smile.
"En." Lu Xingzhi nodded, and started telling the second joke with a serious face.
"One person went to eat crayfish. He walked into the store and ordered a pot of spicy crayfish, then went to the bathroom to wash his hands. A family of three sat on the left side of the intersection. A little girl about four years old looked at the pot of spicy small lobster served by the waiter. The lobster asked: "Mom, if the crayfish is eaten by us, will its mother be very sad? "
"This..." The little girl's parents were stunned, obviously not knowing how to answer their daughter's question!The person who happened to pass by cleverly helped the girl's parents resolve the crisis: "No, because Crayfish's mother is also in this pot."
Xu Che: "..."
Mu Wei: "..."
Du Keyao: "..."
Sure enough, Xiaozhi knew it, and it was also very powerful, and the expression on telling jokes was the same.
"Hahaha...hahahaha..." Mu Wei burst out laughing suddenly, and lay down on the ground laughing, tears streaming down his face.
Xu Che and Du Keyao, who didn't understand why he laughed so hard, were a little confused.
Lu Xingzhi looked at Mu Wei in a dazed way, and was even more dazed.
She wondered, were the jokes she told really so funny?
Sure enough, watching a lot of jokes is also useful.
When you are embarrassed, just tell jokes to others, and the atmosphere will be much better when the time comes.
Lu Xing knew that the little fairy suddenly had a kind of self-confidence. It turned out that she was also a very interesting girl.
She even forgot that she was recording a program, and nodded in satisfaction. She is quite versatile.
After going back, she read more jokes.
You can also tell her uncle.
It just so happened that Du Keyao saw the scene of her nodding, and he joked with a smile: "Little Zhi, do you think that the joke I told is very funny. It made Teacher Mu laugh like this."
"En." Lu Xingzhi nodded, she thought it must be so.
Hearing her confident answer, Mu Wei couldn't stop smiling, and smiled again.
Have fun.
After going on for a minute, he got up from the ground, wiped away his tears and said, "Mr. Du, Ah Che, I will tell you a joke. No, I will tell you a joke."
Although he said this to Du Keyao and Xu Che, Mu Wei looked at Lu Xingzhi.
Du Keyao, Xu Che, and Lu Xingzhi all looked at Mu Wei.
Mu Wei cleared his throat and said, "There is a kind of joke in this world called: Xiaozhi tells jokes."
The two of them didn't react at first, but after two seconds, they both laughed.
"Hahaha……"
"puff……"
Lu Xingzhi: "..."
Is it funny?
why?
Do you feel like you are mocking her?
(End of this chapter)
Lu Xingzhi started to tell the first joke in a serious manner: "My girlfriend asked my boyfriend, who would you save if I fell into the water with your mother at the same time?" The boyfriend asked without hesitation: "I will definitely save you, my mother is a colleague." I don't know."
Xu Che: "..."
Du Keyao: "..."
Mu Wei: "..."
This was the coldest joke they had ever heard, mainly because when Lu Xing told the joke, he had a serious face from beginning to end.
The tone of voice has not changed at all, they really sound like a teacher giving a lecture on the stage.
But somehow, it was kind of funny.
I don't know who laughed first, and then everyone laughed.
"Is there any more?" Mu Wei asked with a smile.
"En." Lu Xingzhi nodded, and started telling the second joke with a serious face.
"One person went to eat crayfish. He walked into the store and ordered a pot of spicy crayfish, then went to the bathroom to wash his hands. A family of three sat on the left side of the intersection. A little girl about four years old looked at the pot of spicy small lobster served by the waiter. The lobster asked: "Mom, if the crayfish is eaten by us, will its mother be very sad? "
"This..." The little girl's parents were stunned, obviously not knowing how to answer their daughter's question!The person who happened to pass by cleverly helped the girl's parents resolve the crisis: "No, because Crayfish's mother is also in this pot."
Xu Che: "..."
Mu Wei: "..."
Du Keyao: "..."
Sure enough, Xiaozhi knew it, and it was also very powerful, and the expression on telling jokes was the same.
"Hahaha...hahahaha..." Mu Wei burst out laughing suddenly, and lay down on the ground laughing, tears streaming down his face.
Xu Che and Du Keyao, who didn't understand why he laughed so hard, were a little confused.
Lu Xingzhi looked at Mu Wei in a dazed way, and was even more dazed.
She wondered, were the jokes she told really so funny?
Sure enough, watching a lot of jokes is also useful.
When you are embarrassed, just tell jokes to others, and the atmosphere will be much better when the time comes.
Lu Xing knew that the little fairy suddenly had a kind of self-confidence. It turned out that she was also a very interesting girl.
She even forgot that she was recording a program, and nodded in satisfaction. She is quite versatile.
After going back, she read more jokes.
You can also tell her uncle.
It just so happened that Du Keyao saw the scene of her nodding, and he joked with a smile: "Little Zhi, do you think that the joke I told is very funny. It made Teacher Mu laugh like this."
"En." Lu Xingzhi nodded, she thought it must be so.
Hearing her confident answer, Mu Wei couldn't stop smiling, and smiled again.
Have fun.
After going on for a minute, he got up from the ground, wiped away his tears and said, "Mr. Du, Ah Che, I will tell you a joke. No, I will tell you a joke."
Although he said this to Du Keyao and Xu Che, Mu Wei looked at Lu Xingzhi.
Du Keyao, Xu Che, and Lu Xingzhi all looked at Mu Wei.
Mu Wei cleared his throat and said, "There is a kind of joke in this world called: Xiaozhi tells jokes."
The two of them didn't react at first, but after two seconds, they both laughed.
"Hahaha……"
"puff……"
Lu Xingzhi: "..."
Is it funny?
why?
Do you feel like you are mocking her?
(End of this chapter)
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