My girlfriend is Fairy Chang'e

Chapter 116 You Smile So Ugly

"Zhizhi!" the monkey bared its teeth and laughed, "Then let's give birth to a litter of rabbit cubs and then another litter of monkey cubs. Let's have fun instead."

"Okay!" Jade Rabbit said, "But can you stop laughing? Your smile is really ugly."

The monkey tensed up immediately, "Sister Rabbit, please smile more!"

"Pfft!" Jade Rabbit laughed, and smiled again, her demeanor was pure and flawless.

The monkey looked at the jade rabbit obsessively, "Sister Tu is so beautiful, the cubs born must be as beautiful as her sister."

The monkey stretched out its furry paws to touch Yutu's face, but shrank back embarrassedly and turned around abruptly, "Okay, I'm leaving."

"Brother Monkey, I'm waiting for you to come and pick me up on the auspicious clouds and colorful rays of light!" The jade rabbit threw itself on the jade pillar, with tears in its eyes.

"Okay!" The monkey jumped out of the Guanghan Palace, and the jade rabbit behind cried into tears.

For monkeys, this is a happy childhood, just like a child playing house, young and frivolous, he can make promises at will, or he doesn't know what getting married means to a girl at all.

As for Yutu, she is usually locked in Guanghan, and it is the naughty monkey who brings her happiness. This is the best time for her in the heaven, and it is a beautiful memory of her childhood sweetheart. This memory, together with the promise of the monkey, is her It is deeply engraved in my heart, and even 500 years later, I still can't forget it.

Auspicious clouds flew up, wide sleeves fluttered, and Chang'e led the monkey straight to the lower realm.

Looking back at the exquisite figure flashing beside the jade pillar, and the beautiful face crying into tears, the monkey felt a sting deep in his heart, but the sting was quickly replaced by the soft cotton candy under his feet.

The monkey lay on the cloud, picked up a piece of cloud and stuffed it into his mouth. This cotton candy is really delicious.

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Opening WeChat, Shi Fan saw the message from the third princess Ao Cun Xin.He scolded Yang Jian again, saying how boring he was, how he liked to eat delicious food, and finally said that he was lonely, and wanted to let the ordinary fairy tell the story.

Shi Fan ignored her, if you have a story, you should take it easy, the most important thing is to whet her appetite, and the right way is to fool around a little bit.

Soon he saw Chang'e's message again, saying that the monkey had been sent back to Huaguo Mountain, and the monkey's mentality had recovered.

"Thank you!" Shi Fan replied with a smile. Chang'e, who was flying to the Moon Palace, felt a little sweet in her heart when she heard his words. Before she knew it, she was used to having this man by her side. I can't help but share my grief with him.

When Chang'e came back, she wanted to go to Lishan to meet the white lady, trying to get Xu Xian into her circle of friends, but Shi Fan didn't bother her anymore.

Seeing that there was no valuable information, Shi Fan suddenly thought that he should learn the culinary skills of the God of Cookery, so that he can use it for cooking, otherwise his skills are too poor, so he has to go out to eat.

Looking at the balance, there are 2100 merit points left. Downloading the cooking experience of God of Cookery should be enough. Shi Fan opened the dialog box of God of Cookery and typed casually, "God of Cookery, what are you doing?"

"Ah, Shangxian!" The God of Cookery, who was looking at the flat peach in the room but was reluctant to eat it, hurriedly stood up and said nervously: "Shangxian, this time the Pantao Festival will be a great success, and I will be sought after by all the immortals. I want to thank you very much, but I have already given you merit, aren’t you already tired of eating flat peaches? I’ll just stay and eat, don’t you still want merit?”

"Grass, look at your potential, would the Immortal covet your little merit?"

"Don't be greedy, you're going to make me a pauper." The God of Cookery scorned, but he didn't dare to say that, and said with trepidation: "Then Shangxian, what advice do you have from me this time?"

"I don't have any advice, come and share your cooking experience with Ben Shangxian."

"No problem!" The God of Cookery let out a long breath, as long as he doesn't exploit himself, it's fine, not to mention that the Taoist deeds of the Shangxian will appreciate his cooking skills, maybe they want to teach him, so the God of Cookery immediately shared his cooking experience with Shi Fan.

When the book "The God of Cookery" appeared on the phone, Shi Fan reached out his hand, and a reminder came from the phone that this download would cost 580 merit points.

Shi Fan nodded secretly. As he expected, after a long time, he already had an estimate of what he would download. Things that do not contain immortal power, such as experience and ordinary skills, require relatively few merit points to download. The higher the grade, the more expensive it is.

After downloading "The Great Cookery of the God of Cookery", after digesting it for a while, Shi Fan mastered the cooking skills of the God of Cookery. Shi Fan, Shi Fan was taken aback. Only then did he know how superb the cooking skills of the God of Cookery are. There is no one who is not proficient in palace cooking, and the recipes of various dishes and staple foods from court to folk are all under the control of the God of Cookery.

After receiving the culinary experience from the God of Cookery, Shi Fanshun felt that he had become taller, with all kinds of dishes and knife skills in his heart, and he couldn't wait to try his cooking skills.

He casually pulled down the Guanghan Palace circle of friends. If there was no valuable information, he was going to go to a night market to buy some food. He went back to make some supper. He was really hungry after a toss with Qianhua just now.

But at this moment, he found another message, the person who posted it was Yuelao, and of course Yuelao Fan knew that it was the old man with the white beard who had a red rope in his left hand and a thin marriage in his right hand.

"Hey, the law of the heavens prohibits intermarriage between immortals and mortals. How many good marriages will be ruined? Unfortunately, the queen mother doesn't know how to adapt. It would be great if I let it go freely. Look at Xu Xian and the white lady are the red ropes I lead. Now they are in the immortal class at the same time, what a happy couple, recently I fell in love with another couple, unfortunately, due to the rules of heaven, I dare not mess around, you must be cautious, don't get yourself burned, it will be bad."

"Damn it, you're still showing your merits here, and you want to open up the freedom of intermarriage between immortals and mortals!" Looking at Yuelao, Shi Fan became angry, how lonely the white lady is, you are still showing merits here .

He reached out and opened Yuelao's profile.

Senior matchmaker in Tianting, proficient in sexual attraction skills, the glory of young women, the gospel of bachelors, if you love her, come to Yuelao, a thousand miles of marriage will lead, if you hate him, come to Yuelao, the chrysanthemum is broken, the ground is full Injury, your tears, weak and a little hurt, who pity the flowers have turned yellow.

Successful classic cases: Cowherd and Weaver Girl, White Lady Xu Xian, Yang Jian and Dragon Girl, King Wei An and Lord Longyang.

Looking at the introduction, Shi Fan felt a pain in the ass, damn it, he still has the face to show off, it turns out that Long Yang's addiction was caused by you.

"Crack!" Shi Fan clicked on Yuelao's dialog box: "How dare you show off, the whole mess is a mess, it's not an exaggeration for you to push it to Zhanxiantai."

"Ah, who?" Yuelao immediately became vigilant, his spiritual thoughts swept all around, but there was nothing, he immediately began to count with his fingers, and there was nothing but a vast expanse of whiteness.

(End of this chapter)