My girlfriend is Fairy Chang'e

Chapter 117 Yue Lao's Red Rope
The magic power of the visitor is unfathomable, Yuelao is nervous, and the heavenly court absolutely strictly prohibits marriage. If he intermarries with mortals, and the idea of ​​free play spreads, it will be fine. Was demoted.

Shi Fan snorted coldly: "Why don't you look for it, I'm an ordinary immortal, the world calls me Brother Fan, you can't find it."

"Ah, the magic power of an ordinary immortal is really unfathomable, and this old man is far behind!" Yuelao's attitude was more respectful, but his words were plausible, "Shangxian, you said that I messed up mandarin ducks, why did I mess up mandarin ducks?" ? Look at the red rope I'm leading, which one is not true love? Occasionally, if there is a small skill, it's not wrong for me to be complacent."

Yuelao tried to reason with Shi Fan, if he persuaded him, he probably wouldn't say what he thought, um, let's do it like this, Yuelao had a good plan, wanted to convince Shi Fan, block his Mouth.

"Do you still have little skills?" Shi Fan sneered and turned on the voice, "Let's not talk about anything else, just look at a few classic cases of yours, go and see what life Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian are living now? What the hell? It’s a classic case if they’re all separated.”

"Is it so miserable?" Yue Lao was confused, "I said that I haven't seen the white lady recently, and I can't see Xu Xian coming out, so that's how it is."

Shi Fan ignored him, and continued: "Let's talk about Cowherd and Weaver Girl, damn it, since you tied the thread, we can only see each other once a year, who the hell doesn't want to sleep with his wife in his arms every day, isn't it difficult for Cowherd? Weaver Girl is not lonely , if I'm not wrong, Cowherd still has two children, motherfucker, don't the children miss their mother? Do you know what it feels like to have a child without a mother's love since childhood? How dare you show off?"

"..." Yuelao was held back for a moment, unable to say anything.

"Let's talk about Yang Jian and Dragon Girl!" Shi Fan said, paralyzed, and Shi Fan became even more angry, "You never thought about how the two of them came here for more than 1000 years? Dragon Girl guards the empty room every night, Yang Jian, a bastard, spends all day with his few It’s nothing more than a brother’s foundation, but you don’t know how to cherish it, you are so ambitious, and you miss Chang’e, this is the red line you hold? Are your eyes growing on pigs?”

"Shangxian!" Yue Lao bravely said: "I have something to say about Yang Erlang and Longnv. You know, Yang Erlang has always been known for being cold and cold, and the third princess is notoriously narrow-minded. He is only willing to be around, and Erlang Shen is a very arrogant person, do you think he can abandon his brother for his wife?"

"Really?" Shi Fan sneered, "Then you clearly know that they are not suitable, why do you still have a match?"

"..." Yue Lao was confused, but Shi Fan didn't let him go, "Is it true that Erlang God chased Chang'e? He is occupying the pot and looking at the pot. There is a girl who doesn't know how to cherish it. Still thinking about Chang'e, I said, is there something wrong with your eyes?"

"...,..."

Yuelao was suffocated and couldn't say a word. The fact that Erlang God chased Chang'e is well known in the heavens, even the Queen Mother Jade Emperor knows, but Erlang God is too powerful, monopolizing the Guanjiangkou, listening to the tune and not listening to the announcement, the Jade Emperor dared not What to do with him, not to mention that Chang'e didn't agree, so everyone just turned a blind eye, but opening and closing eyes doesn't mean nothing, how does Yuelao explain?

"Do you still have the face to show off?" Shi Fan asked, came to the small shop in the shanty town, handed in the money, took a bottle of mineral water, took a sip, and was thirsty after talking for a long time.

"No!" Yue Lao said with a sad face, completely honest.

"You don't have what I have." After drinking the water, Shi Fan continued to complain, "You said you are so fucking, you also hook up with two men, and it has become a custom, and it will last forever, this is what you did. Son?"

"Shangxian, Shangxian!" Yuelao murmured, but refused to accept: "King Wei An and Lord Longyang are true love!"

"I really love your sister." Shi Fan said coldly, "Why don't you find one for yourself? Do you know the pain of crippled chrysanthemums and wounds all over the ground? Besides, who the hell doesn't know that Lord Longyang is hindering Wei Wei?" King An's obscene prestige was only taken by him, and you still have a relationship, you really have face."

"..." Yuelao was at a loss for words again, and it took a long time before he said with a sullen face: "I listen to the teachings of the Shangxian, and I will ask the Shangxian to give me more advice in the future. In addition, the Shangxian must not tell me what happened today. Ah, otherwise I would have nowhere to put my old face."

"Okay." Shi Fan stopped him, and said, "You just said that you have another pair, who is it? Come on, tell me, Brother Fan will give you a reference."

After talking for a long time, Brother Fan is actually laying the groundwork for this sentence, first calm him down, what he is most worried about is that Yuelao will set up connections with the San Shengmu and the Seven Fairies. The seven fairies are not happy to marry Dong Yong, Xu Xian is the sign of the future, the most important thing is that he still points to the merits of fooling, the lonely fairy is best fooled, boil Cunxin is an example, so this matter must be asked clearly , once the old fox tied the red rope, it would be too late to say anything.

With the reprimand just now, Yue Lao didn't dare to let go, and hurriedly said: "To tell the truth, Brother Fan, this time I am going to lead the red rope for Chang'e and Marshal Tianpeng..."

"Pfft!" Shi Fan just drank the water, and now he spewed it all out. Damn it, this is more serious than marrying Yang Chan and the Seven Fairies. In his heart, Brother Fan has already classified Chang'e as one of his own, so no one can allow others to blaspheme.

How did Yue Lao know these things, and continued to chatter, "These two are the most suitable couple in my opinion. Look, Chang'e fairy dances all over the world, the beauty crowns the fairy world, and the canopy marshal is in charge of the 800 million Tianhe water army. Bravely crowning the three armies, conquering the South and the North, I don’t know how many contributions he has made, and he is most appreciated by the Jade Emperor, and the two of them are together..."

"Okay, why don't you say it." Shi Fan roared, making Yuelao shudder, "Shangxian, what's the matter? Why didn't you say it?"

"Why didn't you say so? You think Marshal Canopy is worthy of Chang'e?"

"Ah!" Yuelao opened his mouth wide.

"Ah, your sister, will the pig in the canopy match Chang'e?"

"Hehe, he is a bit fatter." Yuelao scratched his head embarrassingly, "But for a man, the figure is secondary, the most important thing is ability..."

"It's just a fart!" Shi Fan snorted coldly, "If you don't say far, you can say that you are close. He hooked up with Ruo Shui, which made Ruo Shui furious. you know?"

"Uh...know!" Yuelao had a bitter look on his face.

"And!" Shi Fan said, "If you want to win the three armies bravely, in terms of credit, can he compare with Li Jing? Can he compare with the third prince Nezha? This pig can beat the four heavenly kings? You say he can defeat the demons? Demon, can he beat the bull demon king? Can he beat the nine-headed worm?"

(End of this chapter)