My girlfriend is Fairy Chang'e

Chapter 118 Introduce the third prince to her?

"..." Yuelao was stunned for a moment, his face was full of embarrassment, and he bowed to the ground, "It's still that the Shangxian is well-informed, and the old man is far behind. After the Shangxian said, the little old man suddenly felt enlightened, It suddenly dawned on me, after you said it, Tianpeng is indeed not worthy of Fairy Guanghan, how about I introduce the third prince to Chang'e?"

Yuelao had a flattering smile on his face, as if he was slicking his beard and making up for his mistakes.

"Fuck you!" Shi Fan cursed, the third prince is good, but who the hell doesn't know that Nezha is the incarnation of a lotus flower, inhumane, this is more than a canopy.

"Shangxian, please be more civilized!" Yuelao muttered, he is in charge of the fate of the world, no matter whether male or female immortals don't give him a beard, if he wants to find a beautiful and handsome guy, who would dare to disrespect him ?However, this Shangxian treats him like a dog and scolds him repeatedly, but who made himself make a mistake? After being reminded by the Shangxian today, he made a big mistake, not to mention that there is still a small pigtail in his hands, so he can't help it. disrespectful.

"Civilization, your sister!" Shi Fan scorned, "Chang'e Fairy hired Ting Ruyan, who is crowned with beauty in the fairy world, and her dancing posture is world-renowned, especially in this peach festival. Such a beautiful beauty, how can ordinary people match?"

"Yes, yes, the Shangxian taught you the right thing. Let's see which god in the heavens can match up with Chang'e Fairy, even a mortal. I will definitely tie the knot and give the green light!"

"Go to hell!" Shi Fan yelled, and the sound was like thunder when it reached the heavens, and Yue Lao sat on the ground in fright, "Shangxian, what's wrong?"

Yuelaoxin said that this celestial being is quite capable, he knows astronomy, geography, and men and women, but he has a bit of a temper. With such a temper, I really don't know how he can cultivate supernatural powers.

Shi Fan was about to burst into flames from Yuelaoqi's belly, you old guy can't choose anyone, why did you just focus on Chang'e, he suppressed his anger and said: "I have said that ordinary people are not worthy of Fairy Guanghan , you don’t care about this matter, the Fairy Guanghan is pure and pure, clean and self-sufficient, use you to mess up the mandarin ducks? Have you forgotten the rules of heaven? Be careful that the Jade Emperor will demote you to the mortal world and become a pig!"

"Yes, yes, Shangxian taught me that!"

"Okay, tell me now, why did you lead the red rope to Chang'e and the canopy?"

Yuelao said with a bitter face: "Tianpeng begged me, he came to me when he had nothing to do, you said he was in charge of Tianhe's 800 million navy, a high position and power, and the demons in the lower realms were infested, you have to rely on him to conquer, he is now a jade What can I do about the popular person in front of the emperor? In fact, whether it is Yang Jian, White Lady, or Zhinu, they are all people with great backgrounds. ? Do you see why I didn't lead the red thread for ordinary fairies?"

There is a saying that Yuelao didn't dare to say, it's because they have backgrounds that they can be hooked up.Not only them, even I have to be implicated.

Damn it, Shi Fan swallowed hard, and had to say that what Yuelao said was somewhat reasonable, these people really have big backgrounds, even though Zhinu and Niulang only meet once a year across the Tianhe In the past, her background was no less than that of the Seven Fairies. It is said that her father was the emperor of the previous generation, otherwise how could she be fine with a mortal.

Not to mention Bai Suzhen, her master is Li Shan's old mother, who would dare to offend her?The most irritating thing is Zhu Bajie, I miss Chang'e so much, you wait, this account is written down by Brother Fan, when I raise the monkey to become the Monkey King, I will beat you eight times a day.

"Okay!" Shi Fan waved his hand, "That's all for now. To tell you the truth, Ben Shangxian is doing meritorious deeds now. Can you contribute a little?"

"Kindness? Little old man is a little bit. I have benefited a lot from listening to the teachings of Shangxian today. Since Shangxian needs it, then I will contribute 1000!" Yuelao is a little bit pained, who let the little pigtail be caught by someone? Avoid disaster.

"One thousand, where do you send the beggars? Who doesn't know that you are in charge of poor marriages, you catch men with one hand, and women with the other. You have immeasurable merits. You are a famous rich and handsome man in the heaven. Can you sell with one thousand?"

"Shangxian, what is tall, rich and handsome?" Yuelao's face was full of piety, as if he was thirsty for knowledge.

"You are tall, rich and handsome!" Shi Fan snorted coldly, "Give me three thousand merits. You have given three thousand merits. I will keep what happened today a secret. Can you still trust the reputation of the immortal?"

In Fan Ge's heart, Yuelao has already been classified as a major customer. If Bai Suzhen and Longnu are Bai Fumei in heaven, then Yuelao is a figure on the rich list. If he has no merit, no one in heaven will have merit. , It's rare to grab his pigtails, so he must exploit more.

"Your reputation?" Yuelao had a bitter face, thinking that I just met you, you have a great reputation, but he didn't dare to say that, who let the little pigtail be caught, so he had to grimace Said: "Then Shangxian, I will give you three thousand merits right now, so don't tell it."

"Damn it!" Shi Fan slapped his thigh, listening to this girl's tone, brother is going to be short, but he still has the voice on, and Yuelao heard this sentence, and was immediately shocked, for fear that he would open his mouth like a lion , Hastily marked the merit point over, and flatteringly said: "Shangxian, I have already given you the merit, you can't go back on it, you must keep it secret for me, don't tell it."

"Damn it, old fox!" Shi Fan was contemptuous in his heart, but he had already spoken, so he couldn't go back on his word, Brother Fan has a bottom line.

The mobile phone has sent a reminder that Tianting Yuelao will recharge 3000 merit points for you. Thinking about it, 3000 merit points are a lot compared to before. People must know how to be content, and immediately nodded: "Don't worry, take people's money and eliminate disasters with others , Brother Fan will cover you, hang up if you have nothing to do!"

"Crack!" Shi Fan turned off WeChat and had already arrived home. He just stayed at the door for a while just because he was angry and wanted to fool his merits.

"Did it? Who died?" Yuelao had a bitter look on his face. He looked left and right and didn't see anyone who died. He couldn't help admiring Shangxian even more. Yes, this is the difference.

Checked the merit pool, counting the 4520 merits, he has [-] merit points, the most in history, although the exploitation of Yuelao is a little bit less, it is a little regrettable, but it is not bad.

Do you want to ask Chang'e to teach you a little magic?To be honest, Shi Fan couldn't wait, wishing he could learn all the somersaulting clouds at once.But considering that Chang'e was on business, she should go to Mount Li, and I didn't want to disturb her, so I had to endure it.

After successfully fooling Yuelao and solving Chang'e's hidden danger, Shi Fan walked leisurely into the courtyard.Originally, I wanted to buy some food for supper and test my skills, but where to buy food at this time, I had to give up.

(End of this chapter)