My girlfriend is Fairy Chang'e

Chapter 139 What I Eat Is Not Lice

After they left, Shi Fan had a rare moment of quietness. He went back to the room and looked at the blood stains on the bed that were in full bloom like peach blossoms. Ah, I actually asked Lao Tzu to give Liu Dong'er the invincible Niucha, what the hell..."

But having said that, this night was indeed a hearty conquest.

Fortunately, Nalan Xiangxue didn't come in, if Liu Dong'er's Luohong was discovered, it would be a real trouble.

After tidying up the bed, he took the phone and turned it on, only then did Shi Fan see the messages from the monkey and the third princess.

Seeing the Lotus Lantern is a big plan. Shi Fan can't just let Ao Cunxin watch it, but let her attract people. Anyone who is related to the Lotus Lantern can watch it, so that it is convenient for him to fool his merits.

"Third princess!" Shi Fan knocked on it with one sentence, "Don't patronize yourself with good things, but know how to share them with everyone."

After finishing speaking, Shi Fan ignored her and realized it by himself.

Being bored, Ao Cunxin, who was hanging out with the fourth princess in the back garden of the Dragon Palace, heard what Shi Fan said, and immediately shouted, "Brother Fan, Shangxian, I haven't seen enough, let's play another episode!"

Unfortunately, no matter how much she shouted, Shi Fan ignored her.

"Hmph, stingy!" Ao Cunxin stomped his slender feet angrily.

Over there, Bo Tingxin saw her yelling, and said in surprise: "Sister, what are you calling? What Brother Fan is Shangxian? Do you have Brother Fan? How come I don't know?"

"Hmph, he's just a hooligan who likes to tell people hooligan stories when he's sleeping." Ao Cun Xin pouted and was not happy.

"Ah, third sister, there are other men telling you stories while sleeping. Could it be that you like other men? What about the second brother?"

"What about the second brother? We are separated, and he didn't come to pick me up, why am I still waiting for him?" Ao Cun Xin's pretty face was cold, since she had Fan Ge's funny stories, she felt more fulfilled , Brother Fan's story is much more interesting than the Erlang God who plays cold and arrogant all day long. To be honest, she doesn't think about Erlang God much anymore.

"Are you really in love with someone else?" The fourth princess was even more surprised. A few days ago, she was desperately calling Erlangshen.

"It doesn't matter whether he likes it or not." Ao Cunxin muttered, and suddenly remembered what Shi Fan shared, yes, I can't see any new ones, why not share it with my cousin, she is also the daughter of Baolian Lantern One of the masters, when she had this thought, she immediately turned to Ao Tingxin, "Fourth sister, brother Fan showed me a TV drama prequel of the Lotus Lantern yesterday, it's all right, it's all our own story."

"TV drama?" Ao Tingxin frowned, "What is a TV drama?"

"It's a dynamic image, similar to our water mirror technique!" As he spoke, Ao Cunxin waved his hand, and a scroll appeared in front of his eyes. When the scroll opened, it was a picture. On the screen was a selfie of the two people playing together last time. With a touch of Cun Xin's hand, the picture started to move. It was a scene of two people running and playing on the grass. It was similar to TV dramas.

This is the water mirror technique, a fairy method that can record things.

"Then why is it called a TV series?" Bo Tingxin was extremely curious.

"Oh, you'll know when the time comes. You can watch it if you give him some merit. Let me tell you, it's very interesting. The first episode is about Yang Jian's mother, Yao Ji, who secretly mates with mortals..."

Ao Cunxin's eyebrows were beaming, and the puzzled fourth princess was soon fascinated.

Women are born live advertisements, and they like to share good things with other women. The speed of its spread is far beyond that of men. Brother Fan's TV series is destined to sweep the Dragon Palace.

Shi Fan over there has already opened the dialog box of Monkey, "Brother Monkey, you almost got into a catastrophe at the Peach Banquet last time, you need to be smarter in the future to understand?"

"Brother Fan?" The bored monkey who was lying by the waterfall suddenly jumped up, scratched his head and said, "After you said it, I felt a little too impulsive, so what do you say?"

Shi Fan turned on the video, "I only know how to fight and kill, and act recklessly. That's a reckless man. As a monkey king, you must not only be brave, but also play tricks. Wisdom and courage are king, understand?"

"Smart and brave?" The monkey scratched its butt, then grabbed a flea and put it in its mouth. "How can I be smart and brave? I think I'm pretty smart."

"You are a monkey spirit, not smart, Wukong, didn't the fairy tell you to take a bath every day, why don't you pay attention to hygiene?"

"The fairy said that I won't let me eat lice. What I eat is not lice, but fleas!" Monkey King grinned plausibly at the sky, "How about Brother Fan, am I smart?"

"You're smart, sister!" Shi was speechless, he really was a monkey spirit.

The monkey scratched its leg hair and said, "Brother Fan, when can I learn art?"

"I'm going to tell you the road map for learning art now. You are ready in the next two days, and you can start when the southeast wind is tight."

Shi Fan has long studied the monkey's apprenticeship route in Journey to the West. He took the southeast wind from Dongsheng Shenzhou and crossed the ocean to Nanbuzhou. , until Xiniu Hezhou, looking for Fangcun Mountain in Lingtai, as to whether you can find it or not, it all depends on chance.

Why catch the southeast wind, because you can only get to the northwest coast by taking the southeast wind, which belongs to Nanbu Prefecture. If you go wrong, you may miss the opportunity and find it. The monkey must have been born 300 years earlier. It still depends on the attitude of Patriarch Bodhi. If Bodhi does not want to accept him, he may never reach Fangcun Mountain of Lingtai.

He told it to walk according to the route and the direction of the wind. He didn't want to change the monkey's chances and increase his experience.

Shi Fan sent the electronic version of the route map that had already marked the route to the monkey. Looking at the route map for apprenticeship that appeared in his mind, the monkey frowned, scratched his head, and was extremely happy.

Suddenly, Monkey King scratched his head, looked up at the sky and said, "Brother Fan, this journey is long, spanning two seas and one continent, it will definitely take a long time, why don't you let Fairy Tengyun take me there? That's so fast, why bother?" What should I do if I was drowned after suffering such a crime and crossing the ocean and across the sea?"

"..." Shi Fan was speechless for a while, did this girl eat flat peaches too early, and she was a little too refined, so she couldn't help but pretend to be deep and said: "Wukong, letting you cross the ocean is for your experience. , how could Patriarch Bodhi accept you? If you are afraid, don’t go.”

"Go, go, my old grandson wants revenge, how can I not go?"

"That's fine, I'll give you the 36 plan, you take it, you can read it when you have time on the road, and when you get to practice in Nanfang Buzhou, you can combine theory with practice and use it, it will be good for you in the future!"

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