My girlfriend is Fairy Chang'e

Chapter 140 The Intoxicating Monkey Wine
"36 tricks?" The monkey scratched his ear, "It's a good thing when you hear it, it's a shame, give it to me quickly."

"It's not a sinister person, it's a scheme, it's a scheme!"

"That's not the same, give it to me quickly, my grandson can't wait."

"Fuck, look at how anxious you are, just wait a moment!" Shi Fan returned to the room, took a photo of the 36 plans that had been prepared and sent it to it, a flash of brilliance suddenly flashed, and the book disappeared from the spot.

Looking at the book in his hand, the monkey admired again and again, "Brother Fan is still amazing, I just need half of your skills, or you can teach me, why bother to leave home and run so far."

"Nimma, you are really a philistine. Have you learned knowledge too early? I don't know what Chang'e has taught you."

But how does he teach?He didn't know it at all, and said with a sullen face on purpose: "You can't learn my skills. If you want to be successful, you must learn from Patriarch Bodhi, and experience is one of the most important links. You can't be lazy. You have to remember that you have to endure hardships to become a monkey, how can you learn the real skills without tempering."

"That's all right!" Monkey flipped through the book, baring his teeth in joy, "These 36 tricks also have pictures. The combination of pictures and text, my grandson likes it the most."

The monkey put the picture album into its arms, set up the awning and looked at the direction of the wind. It didn't seem to be the southeast wind, so it turned around and jumped on a tree branch and shouted to the monkeys: "Children, keep an eye on the southeast wind, but there is a southeast wind." Feng, I will resign from you and wait to go down the mountain to learn art, if you hear it, keep an eye on me."

"It's the king, Zhizhizhi!" A group of monkeys heard that the king wanted to learn art, and chirped one by one. A few handsome female monkeys looked at Sun Wukong tenderly, and their faces were full of reluctance.

"Break some dry pine for me, weave it into a raft, take a bamboo pole as a pole, and prepare first." The monkey shouted again.

The monkeys got busy immediately, some jumped on the branches to watch the wind, and some went to weave bamboo rafts.A handsome female monkey rubbed her red eyes and said, "Your Majesty, you are going to learn art, shouldn't we celebrate? Let me see if there are any lice on your body, and I will catch them for you. "

The monkey jumped down from the tree and flicked the female monkey's head, "You're wrong, it's not a celebration, it's a farewell party, and it's a celebration if you can return from your studies."

Immediately, the female monkey's admiration was beyond words, "You are still a great king, you are worthy of being a cultural person, and you can learn from Fairy Chang'e in vain."

"Of course, everything is inferior, but reading is high. At my current level, you can no longer see my back." The monkey was triumphant, shaking his head.

Hearing this, Shi Fan felt very pained, and wondered what kind of things Chang'e sister taught the monkeys, but it would be better if he didn't become like Xu Xian.

Another handsome female monkey immediately began to flatter, "Your Majesty, I will hunt for fruits and hold a feast for your majesty!"

"Go, go!" The monkey waved again and again. He was anxious to learn the skills, but now he was about to leave. The monkey suddenly became a little reluctant to give up Huaguo Mountain.

"Looking for fruits and holding a big banquet?" Shi Fan suddenly had an idea, this is Huaguo Mountain, the fruits are absolutely natural and pollution-free, and is the wine they drink the legendary monkey wine?That thing is said to contain spiritual power, can cure all diseases, strengthen the body, and maybe it can help oneself advance.

Things in the fairy world consume a lot of merit, but monkeys stay in the mortal world, so it shouldn't take much merit. Isn't Xiangxue going back to her mother's house to let Lao Tzu buy things, and bring him some natural Huaguoshan specialties.

Shi Fan became more excited as he thought about it, and immediately said: "Brother Monkey, what do you have for your fruits? Get some for Brother Fan, and get me a few pots of your wine."

"Fruit, wine, these are not things, what we need most in Huaguo Mountain is this." The monkey over there waved his hand, "Children, take out hundreds of jars of our monkey wine and prepare it for Brother Fan , and fruit, pick more."

"Hey, don't, don't, don't." Shi Fan hurriedly stopped, "Give me a jar first, I'll taste it, if it's okay, ask for more, and what do you have for fruits now?"

He doesn't know how much merit will be consumed by passing on the monkey wine, so he will try it first before making a decision. There are also fruits, if he can bear it and the taste is good, then pass on more.

"It's easy to say, I will give you a taste of waxed cherries, fire lychees, and chicken heart dates." Seeing two monkeys carrying a jar of wine over, Monkey King grabbed the mouth of the jar and carried it over. Putting an altar in front of him, Shi Fan saw his teeth hurting, this monkey is born with supernatural powers, such a big clay jar, it would take a lot of effort for an adult to carry it, but it is so easy with each hand.

"Brother Fan, how do I pass it on to you?" the monkey asked, and the monkeys next to them put the fruits they picked one after another on the bright bluestone rubbed by them.

Shi Fan told him the method, Sun Wukong picked up a jar of wine, muttering in his mouth to pass the wine to Brother Fan, a ball of white light wrapped the clay jar and disappeared, and a group of monkeys who watched were dumbfounded, this must be a great supernatural power, or Shangxian is amazing.

"Buzz!" A picture of a clay jar appeared on Shi Fan's phone, and there was a note underneath, Huaguoshan Monkey Wine, pure natural and pollution-free, contains a small amount of spiritual power.

"It still contains spiritual power, good thing, how much merit will it cost?" Shi Fan reached out and clicked on the picture.

When it was reminded that downloading Monkey Wine would cost 50 merit points, Shi Fan let out a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it did not exceed his expectations, but it is not low, after all, it is a mortal thing.

After downloading, looking at the clay pot in front of him, Shi Fan felt a pain in his egg, it was too earthy, I couldn't see it clearly in the video just now, but now it looks like a clay pot made of mud, he originally wanted to use this The stuff is used to treat the old father-in-law. If you take it, you won’t be laughed off by your wife.

"Hey, I'm destined not to let Laozi have a good time. I don't know what it tastes like, so try it first!"

Shi Fan patted the mud seal open, and immediately the fresh aroma of wine came over his face, making people want to be intoxicated, and there was a feeling of lifting the clouds to the sky, floating, and getting drunk without drinking.

"Damn it, it's a good thing!" Shi Fan's blood boiled with excitement, and he knew that the wine was definitely not ordinary just by smelling it. He immediately went to the kitchen to get a bowl, and scooped a bowl in it.

Take a sip first, wow, the intoxicating fragrance reaches all the limbs and bones, every sweat pore seems to be relaxed, and it seems to be flying, so refreshing.

A trace of warm air flowed in his body, and Shi Fan immediately realized that this should be the spiritual power contained in the monkey wine. He hurriedly performed exercises to guide this air flow into the dantian. Add some, although not much, but long-term drinking will definitely have an effect.

(End of this chapter)