Violent fairy queen: God, I will not lay eggs

Chapter 211 The Stink of Love
What do you have to do to take charge of internal affairs?
The authority of Her Majesty the Queen is much greater than that of Qing Nu.His Majesty even gave her the treasure house.

What is the treasury for?
Early in the morning, Yun Xi was comparing complicated checklists, and the newly promoted Deputy Envoy Ruhua knelt beside her, holding the latest list of military merits and reading.

"Liu Qiao, captain of the Dragon Knight Guards, captured the daughter of a hundred hands, a fourth-class military merit, and killed a hundred hands, a third-class military merit."

Without raising his head, Yun Xi drew a few circles on the list of treasures in his hand: "Among the fourth-class treasures, give him Jingyuanzhu. Among the third-class treasures, give him a beautiful house."

Ruhua: "General Qing Nu of the Deep Sea Pioneer Battalion, accompanied by General Lu Shang to destroy the Deep Sea Demon Nest second-class military exploits."

Yun Xi thought for a while, and said: "Among the second-class treasures, give him a beauty bead."

flowery:"……"

Shaoqing said: "Your Highness, you are using power for personal gain! Yangyanzhu, what is General Qingnu, a big man, doing here?"

The little fox rolls on the bed with the plum in his arms: squeak.

Yun Xi: "You can give it to his future daughter-in-law... This beautifying pearl is classified as a second-class treasure, so it must be a good thing."

Ruhua said with a complicated expression: "It's a good thing. But, Your Highness, it's a bit too obvious."

Yun Xi touched his face, and could only say: "Then add two more Jingyuan beads."

flowery:"……"

The little fox continued to roll: chirp chirp.

After checking the list for a while, the little fox couldn't bear the loneliness and went to make trouble. He grabbed Yunxi's skirt with his claws, and jumped on her shoulder to grab her bun.

This scheming fox made Yun Xi feel distressed because he was punished to stand all night, and now he is very favored.In addition, it is small and cute, it is a small one in the arms, it knows how to flatter people, Yun Xi is very rare, it is extremely rare.It didn't even sleep in its own den last night, and it just squeezed with Yun Xi all night.

But the flattery is limited to Yunxi, and it often grins at Ruhua behind Yunxi's back.It's dumbfounding to make it look like a flower.

After being disturbed by it, Yun Xi really lost business and started playing with it.

Until Ruhua said softly: "Your Highness, you, the thing you want to prepare from the kitchen has been delivered? Do you want to eat?"

Yun Xi lifted his spirits and said, "Bring it up."

Ru Hua's face was weird, she thought to follow the recipe His Highness gave her, but what she made was extremely smelly... But His Highness said that it was the smell that made no mistake.Fortunately, His Highness is now living in the side hall, if His Majesty knows that she has such a quirk, then it will be fine!
But when the stinky plate came up, Yun Xi picked it up and carried it away.

Ru Hua: "Where are you going, Your Highness!!!"

Yun Xi said without turning her head: "I am grateful for Jun's kindness. Naturally, such beautiful things should be shared with Your Majesty."

Hearing this, the little fox, who was still looking curiously over her shoulder, jumped down and ran away with a "Bada".

Ruhua: "Your Highness, you are crazy! Your Highness, come back soon!"

However, Her Royal Highness still walked away in a big way.

……

The Shenhai Battalion brought back news that giant beasts seemed to be infesting the extremely deep ocean abyss. The Yaksha army that had just been dispatched was wiped out, and corpses floated up one after another.

The extremely deep abyss was stirred up causing floods, and the giant beast seemed to be still going.

His Majesty personally went to battle this morning, went down into the deep sea, fought fiercely until noon, slaughtered an eyeless black dragon that was awakened, and calmly went ashore.

Although the black dragon is not a big deal, but this ferocious beast is too old, hid in the deep sea abyss to sleep in ancient times, slept until now without sleepy eyes.Woke up for some reason, and made waves in the sea when I was hungry.

Under normal circumstances, it would just come out to stir up trouble and then go back to sleep. Even a hundred hands would not dare to provoke this kind of beast.I didn't expect to bump into His Majesty's hand as soon as it came out...

Dragon horns, dragon scales, and dragon tendons, after forging, they filled the treasure house of the royal court.

It is said that the black dragon is astonishingly big, one dragon scale is bigger than two Yunxi...

His Majesty, who had not changed his military uniform, had just walked into the bedroom, turned his head and said to Qing Nu, "Call the queen over, and then let her deputy envoy prepare to clean up the black dragon's body..."

Before the words fell, a strange smell came over.

His Majesty:"……"

Qingnu: "..."

Not far away, Her Royal Highness the stunning little queen, with a goose yellow skirt following her walking pace, the whole little person is like a flying flower.Her black hair is like ink, and her eyebrows are picturesque.In his hand, he was holding an unknown object, which was exuding...

Bursts of stench.

Yun Xi smiled and said, "Your Majesty has returned."

As soon as she approached, Qing Nu blushed directly, and said in a low voice: "Chen, I will leave..."

After finishing speaking, he ran away without waiting for His Majesty's order!

What is this called!Her Majesty the Queen came here with a pile of shit! ! !

His Majesty was very calm, but he returned to normal after being stunned for a moment, and then said: "You came just in time."

Then he walked into the room first.

Yun Xi followed in without saying a word, and the whole room was filled with a stench.

She said: "This is a delicacy that I often ate when I was in the mortal world. I thought about it in the past two days, so I ordered the chef to make it. It is here that it took two days to make the taste. If it is in the mortal world, it will take a whole month to send it."

... Delicious... delicacies?

His Majesty looked at the plate suspiciously, with a clear expression on his face saying, it must be a pile of shit.

Yun Xi stood aside with his sleeves covered, and said with a smirk: "Your Majesty, eat with me."

His Majesty was silent for a while, and then said: "Serve Gu to change clothes first."

Yun Xi happily said: "Yes, Your Majesty."

Changing clothes is a beautiful process.

Yun Xi was full of smiles and thoughtful, making His Majesty feel like a spring breeze.

But that stench still reminded him...

With a little headache, he turned his head to look at the plate, and then looked down at Xiao Yunxi.

A few days ago, she was depressed, like a severely bruised little animal, and she was full of vigilance towards the people around her.

His Majesty doesn't want to be too strict, it's not a matter of principle, he just wants to indulge her.That way she will feel safe...

If it is said that His Majesty does not understand much about the ways of men and women, but His Majesty has raised pets...

After changing, His Majesty sat behind the table expressionlessly.

Yun Xi uncovered the upside-down porcelain bowl.

Then, the stench rushed straight into His Majesty's face!
His Majesty:"……"

With beautiful lips and beautiful teeth, she took a piece first, and bit down gently.

His Majesty:"……"

Seeing him like this, Yun Xi said softly, "Your Majesty won't eat?"

His Majesty took a deep breath.

He did not want****! ! !

Or refuse it! ! !This stuff looks like tofu, but it really smells like shit! ! !
At this time, Yun Xi knelt up, carefully brought the half-bitten stinky tofu to His Majesty's mouth, and said courteously, "Try it... eat half a piece first, it won't taste bad."

His Majesty lowered his head, looked at her, then ate half of the piece of stinky tofu with a blank expression on her teeth marks.

Yun Xi smiled brightly.

(End of this chapter)