Violent fairy queen: God, I will not lay eggs

Chapter 240 So Hot, So Hot
Qingqiu's solar terms are different from Wangting's. At this time, Wangting's court is probably already snowing, but Qingqiu is still terribly hot.

Even if it is cooler on the mountain, His Majesty stayed here for a few days, making Xiaoyun so hot that he just wanted to stick out his tongue and breathe out.

His Majesty is a very old-fashioned and traditional person. He once caught her dressed like a fox girl, and taught her a lesson. She had to wrap herself in three layers like in the royal court.

Later, the heat became unbearable, and he played on the floor in the room wearing a jacket, and opened the window because he thought it was too hot, and was caught by His Majesty again...

Needless to say, it was another lesson.

Yun Xi even talked back that time, saying: "What should I do if it's really hot? Anyway, no one saw it. Those vixens wear less clothes than me, and they run around in the streets."

His Majesty was so angry that he directly twisted her ear, and said: "Okay, don't learn and just pick up these ugly ones. You are the queen, the future queen! You don't mind losing points if you learn from those fox girls!"

Yun Xi shouted anxiously: "Your Majesty, don't twist, don't twist, it hurts, it hurts!"

Finally His Majesty let her go.

Yun Xi immediately ran to shit and put on his clothes, cursing that old antique silently in his heart...

So what to do, it's still hot!

His Majesty said it, the mind is calm and cool...

Calm down.

Thus, Yunxi came up with a very good solution.

One day His Majesty came back routinely to check on Yun Xi's dishonesty, but he saw her lying on the cold floor, holding a booklet in her hand, holding it high to read...

The upper body is neatly dressed, as for the bottom...

The big white and fat tail is slamming on the ground...

Yun Xi took down the booklet, looked up at him, and smirked.

His Majesty:"……"

Yun Xi thought to himself that this should be no problem, what can't people see about Big Tail?Besides, snake tails are cold-blooded, and the ice-cold ones are really comfortable!

Looking at His Majesty's expression, she said cautiously, "Your Majesty, it's alright, right?"

He sighed and said, "Pack up and go back to the royal court early."

Yun Xi smirked.

Looking down at the white and fat tail, he suddenly became interested again, and said, "Go play in the water alone."

Yun Xi's face suddenly changed, and he said, "If you don't go, you won't go, the sun will peel off a layer of skin!"

His Majesty:"……"

Yun Xi twisted and twisted and wanted to escape, His Majesty has been scolding her these two days, she is not cute at all.

As a result, someone grabbed the tip of his tail.

Yun Xi was so startled that he jumped on the ground, what is he going to do!
His Majesty said, "Ru Hua, go and close the door."

With a "bang", the frightened Ruhua closed the door forcefully.

Yun Xi covered his face and said, "Your Majesty, it's so hot!"

His Majesty didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "What are you thinking about! I'm here to discuss with you this year's military achievements and pensions."

Yun Xi immediately covered her face and covered her face even tighter. What is this called? Your Majesty has always been pure-hearted and ascetic, and "almost" never messes around in broad daylight. What is she thinking...

It's a shame...

At this time, the icy black giant tail entangled her.

Yun Xi was taken aback.

"It's so cool." His Majesty said expressionlessly, and carried her to the edge of the small table and sat down.

His majesty's big tail was cool and safe, Yun Xi quickly took off his coat, hugged the big tail and breathed out.

so comfortable!
She also put her face on it with a look of enjoyment.

His Majesty looked at her helplessly.

"Lu Shang made great contributions this time. He died in the battle, and his wife and daughter need to be compensated. And this time, the soldiers who died in the battle, how do you plan to arrange it?"

Yun Xi said: "Actually, no matter how many treasures are fake, it's better to live with money. Spirit stones are distributed according to military merits, and special military merits are added with treasures. After I go back, I plan to let Xue Wuhen set up a training center to take in and rehabilitate people." A child whose parents died in battle. Does His Majesty think it is appropriate?"

"Sure." His Majesty was very satisfied.

His Majesty continued: "Huge sums of money need to be allocated every year to support the primordial spirits of those soldiers who died in battle, in the hope that they can be reborn hundreds of years later. But almost every year there will be troubles when the funds are allocated. Please be careful this year."

What's going on?
It's nothing more than deductions... or something.

There are also greedy people in the Protoss, and there are quite a few of them.

"The primordial spirits are raised in their own homes. Every year, they have to ask the royal court for money, and they will be deducted layer by layer. If this is the case...why not centralize and let the royal court support those martyrs' primordial spirits?" Yun Xi said .

His Majesty was startled, and then said: "The Taiji Office will be too busy."

Yun Xi said: "Create another place... like the church I mentioned before. In fact, there are still many talented priests among the people. Thousands of troops cross the single-plank bridge. Every year, they sharpen their heads and go to the Taiji Office. In the end, there were not many selected. After all, the Taiji Office only has such a small place. If this is the case, why don’t you divide the first class into the Tai Ji Office, and the second class will go to the newly established foster care. The Soul Institute is dedicated to supporting the primordial spirit?"

His Majesty thought about it carefully.

"In this way, it's better than someone whose husband and wife died in battle, but they are always imprisoned and can't even support their relatives' souls, Your Majesty. After all, officials who embezzle money are hard to catch, but if it's the soul of a soul sanctuary When something goes wrong, it is always right to find out who is responsible." Yun Xi muttered.

His Majesty glanced at her in surprise, and said, "Have you thought about this for a long time?"

Yun Xi said shyly, "Well... I've been thinking about it since Lu Shang died."

Really, poor.

The war here is particularly cruel, and the strength may always be very different.If you encounter an opponent like Baishou, your majesty will be wiped out in minutes.

But there are always some heroes who rush to the battlefield one after another.

Yun Xi can't do much, His Majesty gave her the authority to be in charge of the treasury, so she naturally distributed the life-saving treasures to the generals with military merits to the greatest extent, and sent the most tangible benefits to their families.

"Yun." Finally, he said.

Yun Xi cheered up, crawled over to kiss him, and said, "Your Majesty is so kind."

He laughed and said, "You're so happy."

"Because His Majesty can listen to Jin Xi'er."

She doesn't know anything except laying eggs.

Hearing that His Majesty's eyes were a bit complicated, he touched her small head and said suddenly: "I will listen to you from now on."

Yun Xi: "..."

Although she knew that His Majesty didn't mean that, "I listen to you" means "I can listen to your words", not...

But it's still strange to say such words from His Majesty's mouth, hey!
Just about to say something, Yun Xi suddenly hissed and said with a blushing face, "Your Majesty, don't wrap yourself up too tightly."

He lowered his head and looked at her with interest for a while, then suddenly said: "Xi'er, you must know that the Nuwa people all have a human head and a snake body."

Yun Xi: "Huh?"

"Since it has the body of a snake, it is naturally possible..." He suddenly bit her ear and said, "Use the tail to lay eggs."

Yun Xi: "..."

She said: "Your Majesty, I don't think this is very good..."

He smiled lowly and kissed her.

(End of this chapter)