Violent fairy queen: God, I will not lay eggs

Chapter 386 His Majesty's Pants Dropped!

However, Yun Xi overlooked one thing.

Seducing His Majesty these days won't have any effect...

Sure enough, His Majesty returned to the bedroom, took a look at her, and left.

Yun Xi: "..."

It made Yun Xi want to look in the mirror.This is also no one is old-fashioned.

"His Majesty……"

She chases him to the bath.

As a result, there was no sign of His Majesty in the steaming bath.

After thinking about it, she lay down by the pool and said loudly, "Your Majesty, are you playing a diving game?"

As soon as the words fell, someone kicked her little butt.

With a "plop", Yun Xi rolled down the water smoothly.

If it was the past, she would be angry!

But at this moment...

Yun Xi thought happily, can I sleep with His Majesty now?
Rolling the sheets can definitely solve all disharmony!
She happily crawled out of the water, looked left and right, where is the person? !

As soon as she looked up, she saw someone squatting by the pool in full clothes, just looking at her leisurely.

Yun Xi: "...Your Majesty, come down. I will help you take a bath."

"So serious?" He smiled.

Yun Xi nodded fiercely: "Yeah."

Those wet and cute eyes are shining brightly, and I can't wait to write the word "sincerity" on my forehead for him to see!

He thought for a while, took off his boots, sat by the pool, put his big feet into the pool, and said, "Then wash your feet for Gu."

Yun Xi: ...Fuck!

Wash your feet and wash your feet, what a big deal!
Yun Xi wanted to rub off a piece of his foot, but thinking about the possibility of being kicked...

He had no choice but to hold back his breath, and while carefully serving the pair of noble hooves, he said: "Your Majesty, is the matter of the white slave settled now?"

His Majesty looked down at her with a half-smile, and said: "Bai Nu's business is settled. But the court has clearly split into two factions. Sui Sui is unreliable, and rumors are not good. Xue Wuhen is dull. Jing Xiang has been so far Has not returned. And...the monster that destroyed Jianmu has not been found so far. Tell me, is this the end?"

Yun Xi thought to himself, what does this matter to me! !

"That's because your majesty is not good at employing people," she said.

"Fu Yao's qualifications are right there. Bai Nu is gone. If she doesn't get promoted, who will she be promoted to? Besides, she doesn't do anything. If she didn't suddenly find a backer, she wouldn't be arrogant."

Yun Xi wailed immediately, and said: "Your Majesty, don't let me take the blame for that fox again. You are my family, the real family, the father of my child!"

If the quarrel continues, she will suspect that His Majesty is jealous!
He raised his foot to kick, but Yun Xi had already hugged his foot, looking at him pitifully.

His Majesty suddenly had a headache.I don't know when she developed this habit of hugging her legs and feet at every turn...

"Stop being so presumptuous in front of courtiers," he said.

Today, he hugged his thigh and howled in front of the courtiers, what did he look like!
He touched her little head, as if to ease it.

Yun Xi took the opportunity to poke his nose on his face: "Before Bai Nu leaves, let's get together."

His Majesty:"……"

"Well, I miss her so much..."

She began to rub her face against his leg.

Immediately, His Majesty became angry from embarrassment, and said: "Stop rubbing! It's on fire!"

Yun Xi immediately said happily: "If there is a fire, it will be a fire. I'm here!"

His Majesty gasped, and immediately wanted to pull his legs back and walk, but after struggling, she let her crawl into the middle of his legs....

Yun Xi: "..."

This is so embarrassing.

He didn't dare to move either.

"... let go," he said.

Yun Xi lowered his head for a glance, raised his head again, and said with a half-smile, "Your Majesty, are you torturing yourself or me? You know, I don't care..."

His appearance could even be called frightened, as if he had been crawled on by some poisonous snake, he didn't dare to move, stared at her, and said: "You...you should give up your heart."

"Your Majesty, if you want to teach people a lesson, you won't even be reluctant to put in a little bit of strength, right? Come on, come on, come down..."

She licked her lips and said, "I'm waiting for His Majesty to make me cry."

His Majesty:"……"

Ceng Ceng's fire burned even hotter in an instant, and for a moment he only felt that his brain was going to be burnt to paste by that evil fire.

make her cry...

make cry...

"Your Majesty is sympathetic, I have been enduring it, and I know it. If you don't, let me go, let me suffer, and cry for mercy..."

Once the skin is ripped off, it will be much easier to deal with later.

With that wet little hand, he slowly opened his belt.

He didn't even have time to regret it, why would he ask her to wash her feet if she had nothing to do!This posture made him so embarrassed!

She said: "Don't make me doubt, Your Majesty's man, Xiongfeng..."

so arrogant...

let her suffer...

crying for forgiveness...

Fortunately, Yuehe has amazing self-control, and he just pulls his thoughts back.The moment she unbuttoned her belt, he grabbed her hand.

Yun Xi: "..."

He said coldly: "There is still the ability to provoke Gu. It is obvious that he does not know that he is wrong. If he is sincere, why don't he send himself here like a real sinner... Maybe Gu will think about it. Next point strength."

Yun Xi was stunned.

After a while, I realized: "You, you are shameless!"

Seeing that she was in a hurry, His Majesty felt comfortable.The strength in his hand also became firm, and he pulled her hand away, saying: "How old are you? How old are you? How can you be so lonely? You can't control yourself."

Yun Xi took a step back and sank into the water, seeing that he was about to stand up, he called out: "Your Majesty."

He didn't bother, as expected.

He let out a breath of anger just now, and left the scene gracefully.The place is steamy and stuffy.

But as soon as he stood up, he suddenly felt cold.

His Majesty:"……"

His gaze followed the thing that fell on the ground and landed on Yun Xi's face in the pool.

She immediately gloated and said, "I wanted to tell you that your belt came loose, but you ignored me."

Oh, let me go, your majesty's pants fell off!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

After all, he has seen big winds and waves, but at this moment, facing Yun Xi who is obviously bursting with laughter in his heart, he is still very calm.

Calmly, he picked up his pants, turned and left.

"His Majesty!"

He wanted to ignore it, but this time he stopped in his tracks and said, "What's the matter?"

"My legs are weak, I can't climb up, you carry me out..."

He hastened away!
Leaving Yunxi alone in the pool, she burst into laughter again.

After laughing, I felt a little regretful.

He seemed to ask him just now, can she see Bai Nu?
He doesn't seem to have a clue...

Hey, I knew I wouldn't bully him, now it's even harder to coax him!
She crawled out of the bath with a grunt.

If His Majesty doesn't let her sleep for a day, her mind will not be able to rest, and she will have to sleep once she says anything.

Let's see if we can force it first.If it doesn't work, I have no choice but to tie one!

(End of this chapter)