Violent fairy queen: God, I will not lay eggs

Chapter 542 What is it for sale?
Yun Xi is still very proficient in the routines of the mortal world.

Using illusions to exchange the paper on his body for cash, he successfully opened a suite on the highest floor of the hotel with the best geomantic omen and the tallest building in the area.

His Majesty can already walk upright by himself. When Yun Xi ran to open a room, he stood alone in the hotel lobby and looked around.Seeing those shiny crystal lamps and other decorations, I was a little suspicious.Why use so many shiny and lifeless stones as decorations?Even the floor is shiny.Could it be that the ancestors of mortals were birds, and they had to collect shiny things to court?
Then he saw those couples who were sticking together in the lobby, touching their breasts and touching their buttocks while walking, no matter men or women, they were all in revealing clothes, he stared dumbfounded for a while.

Although he used illusion to cover up, it seemed to other people that he himself was wearing more normal local clothes, and his appearance was just handsome.But in such a short period of time, many mortal women passing by who were wrapped in a rag that did not cover their bodies had already winked at him.

His Majesty felt a little uncomfortable.

He stared blankly at them, and soon a scantily clad woman came over.

Yun Xi completed the opening procedures, saw His Majesty standing there being held back by a woman, hurriedly rushed over with a fierce face, dragged him back, and yelled at the woman: "What are you doing!"

Seeing a handsome young man with delicate features rushing out suddenly, the woman froze for a moment, then looked at His Majesty, and then at Yun Xi, showing an ambiguous smile, then turned and left.

His Majesty still stared blankly at the girl's back, and then looked down at Yun Xi.

Yun Xi glared at him: "What are you doing? Still reluctant?"

He was a little puzzled and said: "What is the 1000 yuan night package for?"

Yun Xi: "..."

Well, it is estimated that he looked at others too unscrupulously, and was targeted by "professionals".

Yun Xi grabbed him and followed the waiter into the elevator, until the elevator door closed, he could still hear the people outside whispering...

"Two big men came to open the room..."

"It's still a presidential package..."

Yun Xi suddenly felt a headache.The reason for disguising as a man is to save trouble, so that people will not be paranoid when they see her behind such a big man.It turns out that His Majesty has returned to walking upright now, and it's not easy for her to be male and female in full view.

When did the mortal world become so unrestrained?Is it okay for two men to walk together?

The elevator went up slowly, and His Majesty asked again: "What is the 1000 yuan night package for?"

waiter:"……"

Yun Xi: "..."

His Majesty didn't seem to understand his face, and asked again: "What is the 1000 yuan night package for?"

Yun Xi said angrily, "Those who sell, those who sell things."

Thinking of perfunctory first.

However, His Majesty asked inquisitively: "What are you selling? Why do you look so angry? Are you selling something you don't like?"

Yun Xi: "..."

Fortunately, at this time, the elevator arrived.

The waiter smiled standardly and said: "Two gentlemen, please follow me."

Yun Xi lowered his voice and said, "We'll talk about it when we go back."

His Majesty nodded obediently.

But at this time, another voice came: "Why do you have to go back and talk about it, what are you selling?"

The waiter was startled when he heard the strange voice, and quickly turned around to look, only to find that there were only those two people behind him!

Yun Xi couldn't bear it any longer, and yelled at the vine wrapped around His Majesty's waist: "Shut up! If you talk about it, go back and talk about it!"

The vine didn't dare to speak for a moment.

The waiter thought to himself that this was the first time he saw a yelling person yelling at the belt, but he didn't dare to ask any more questions, the little man seemed to have a bad temper.

When the room was finally opened, the waiter said with a smile on his face: "Please come in, gentlemen. If you need anything, you can call the front desk at any time."

Yun Xi couldn't wait to drive him away.

As soon as the door on this side was locked, a voice came from behind: "What are you selling?"

Yun Xi took a deep breath, looked back at Xiao Tianzhen who had just transformed into her original form, pointed to the relatively small room on the first floor, and said, "Get out, don't ask if you shouldn't know."

Gu Beast muttered, "Why are you so fierce? She wasn't like this before..."

Whispering, he didn't dare to provoke Yunxi anymore, so he left.

Yun Xi took His Majesty back to the room, and His Majesty kept looking at her.

After closing the door, she said, "Why are you so curious... Really."

Explain a little bit what the "professional" does.

His Majesty was very surprised: "Not for reproduction?"

Yun Xi shook his head, and said: "The mortal world is already overcrowded. In addition, mortal babies are very fragile. If you decide to reproduce, it is a very prudent thing, and it also means responsibility. So now mortals will not reproduce easily. .”

His Majesty was even more surprised, and said: "So they are resolving each other? It's not much different from the monster race."

Yun Xi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and looked at him helplessly.

Probably in His Majesty's heart, sex that is not for the sake of having a child is a hooligan...

What's more, they are still in business, and they are still two strangers.

Yun Xi said: "Ordinary people have the way of life of ordinary people, you can't say they are wrong. But although the human race is weak, the human heart is the most complicated thing in the three realms and six realms... I have told you that Wang Hua's set is simply bragging How can a mortal look like he said? He has simply defiled the human race, so you will be fooled..."

The positive number came to an end, His Majesty just found a sofa to sit down, and immediately stood up.

He frowned and looked down at the sofa.

Yun Xi: "..."

His Majesty said, "Very ugly."

Yun Xi: "..."

His Majesty said again: "It's too soft. It's not very beneficial."

Yun Xi: "...There are springs inside."

Your Majesty knows about low-level organs like springs.

He just couldn't figure out why there was such a thing in the chair.

Facing him like this, Yun Xi was mostly amused, pushed him up the stairs of the duplex building, and said softly: "Your Majesty, go and wash."

His Majesty was still staring at the sofa, but now he glanced at her when he heard the words, and said softly after a long while, "En."

Yun Xi: "..."

Why "softly"?
He went into the bathroom alone.

After a while, he started shouting: "Yunxi! How do you use these things?!"

Yun Xi took a deep breath and had no choice but to stand up!
In the bathroom, His Majesty had already stripped off his upper body, and now he said with a dazed expression, "I can't store my soul alone, and I can't summon water."

In the heavens, basically, the water flow will come by itself when you say hello...

You can also choose hot or cold, dear.

However, this kind of thing that consumes spiritual power seems to be a bit difficult for the current majesty.

Yun Xi didn't intend to waste her spiritual power here, but just went to turn on the switch on the bathtub dumbfounded.

(End of this chapter)