Violent fairy queen: God, I will not lay eggs
Chapter 627 Treatment of Mascots
Chapter 627 Treatment of Mascots
It's not easy for Yun Xi to go out for a vacation, and when he meets Xiao Tianzhen, he loses his temper.
His Majesty was angry and didn't know where he had gone, and Yun Xi was also in a bad mood, so he asked someone to prepare fruit, intending to eat some fruit, read a book, and take a rest to adjust.
It turned out that the fruit was gone as soon as it was put on the table.
Yun Xi stared at the empty plates for a while, and then said very irritablely: "Severe!"
There was a wisteria at the door, and it fell down the steps with a bang, dropping its fruit all over the place.
Yun Xi blocked the exclaiming female officer, and rushed forward by herself.
The Gu beast had just been beaten by His Majesty, and its actions were not very agile. Seeing that it had already been caught, it simply sat cross-legged on the ground with a big horn on its head, as if a dead pig would not be afraid of boiling water.
Yun Xi walked over and slapped him: "Peeping, stealing, why don't you think you are progressing! Ah!"
Gu Beast said in surprise: "Yun Xi, even you beat me up!"
Yun Xi threw down the small whip, and said angrily, "I wish I could whip you to death!"
Gu Beast was really aggrieved, and said: "You have changed, you are not good at all! What's the matter with some fruits from you, you don't lack these things!"
"No need, you can come and steal if you don't need it! You open your mouth to ask for it, can I not give it to you!"
Gu Beast lowered its head and said, "I dare not, I'm afraid you're still angry...don't give it to me."
Yun Xi thought for a while, squatted beside him, and said, "Did you get it for An Qing?"
Gu Beast nodded.
His idea was simple, An Qing had just been frightened, so he should get her something delicious.But the problem is that Gu beasts don't eat, and they don't know what girls like to eat.He just thought, if Yun likes to eat, An Qing must like to eat.
There's no other way, from today onwards he will raise An Qing.Since you agreed, you must take good care of it.
Yun Xi said: "I will marry An Qing to you as my daughter-in-law, what do you think?"
Gu Beast was stunned, and said: "Are you going to give her to be my Gu mother?"
Yun Xi: "..."
She regained her senses and said, "That's what it means."
Gu Beast thought for a while, he really thought about it seriously.
This Gu Beast's spirit wisdom has not been opened for a long time, and it looks innocent, but its appearance is indeed that of an adult man, and it is handsome and neat. When it is sideways and thinking about things seriously, it can still scare people.
The final result of his thinking was that he shook his head and said, "I don't want it."
Yun Xi was a little surprised, and said, "Why, you don't like her?"
Gu Beast thought about it again, and said: "I like her. But I also like you quite a bit. But I don't want to catch you two and become a Gu mother."
Yun Xi: "...Do you believe it or not that I can beat you up again."
But after thinking about it carefully, she understood.For the Gu beast, what you tell him about marrying a wife or falling in love may be a bit too unimaginable.He is a creature that acts on instinct. When he first saw Yin'e, that Yin'e could not be regarded as his daughter-in-law, she just teased his needs.
As for An Qing, she is not bad looking, but I am afraid that such a delicate little girl will not be able to arouse Mr. Gu Beast's desire for demand.
To put it bluntly, Gu Beast doesn't know what's going on with the relationship between men and women.
But An Qing just...
Yun Xi thought for a long time and felt a little headache.
She said, "You really have no interest in An Qing?"
Feeling that he didn't understand, she added another sentence: "It's just that you don't mean anything to Yin'e?"
Gu Beast shook its head and said, "Nothing really. How could I be willing to hunt An Qing."
Yun Xi: "...hehe."
In fact, Yun Xi felt that An Qing might not be ignorant of Gu Beast's thoughts.That girl is incredibly smart.
But this is still... Isn't that just moths to the flame?
I don't know what will happen to her in the end.
The Gu beast secretly picked up the fruits on the ground, and then wanted to run away.
Yun Xi called out: "Li."
"En!" The Gu beast had no choice but to slip back.
Yun Xi was a little helpless, and said: "What do you want next time, just ask me directly. If you keep sneaking around, I'll break your leg!"
The Gu beast shuddered, and quickly said: "I know!"
Yun Xi kicked him: "Go away."
The Gu beast left in a desperate manner.
……
After that guy finally left, Yun Xi ate some fruit and read a book for a while.
At this time, His Majesty who was rolling around in mud came back.
Seeing that he wanted to go around and take a bath directly, Yun Xi quickly said: "Your Majesty."
His footsteps paused, and he said, "What's wrong?"
It still feels mild.
Yun Xi sat up, and whispered about her sending off An Qing.
In this matter, His Majesty knew that she was still merciful, but it was considered to save his face, and it was a harsh punishment anyway.His Majesty didn't say a word, and let her go.
Seeing that he didn't respond, Yun Xi said, "Your Majesty, but I still want to talk about An Qing's future..."
As a female earth fairy, An Qing's strong fertility will always be missed by people with ulterior motives.Yun Xi actually thought of this after kicking her out, and then regretted it a bit.
But if she said it, it would be water splashed out, not to mention that she really didn't want to see An Qing dangling in her sight for a short time.
After hearing this, His Majesty said, "The Gu beast will watch."
The corners of Yun Xi's mouth twitched, and he said, "Can we count on that little naive?"
His Majesty:"……"
"Although he can fight, I'm afraid he is not afraid of anyone in the entire capital except His Majesty and the fox. But the problem is, with his brain, it would be good if he doesn't do something bad and let others help clean it up."
His Majesty said patiently: "Let him marry An Qing."
In this way, it is a win-win situation for An Qing to be guarded by a strong person, and for the Gu beast to be watched by a smart person.
Most importantly, Yunxi no longer has a headache.
Yun Xi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "Why are you so simple and rude? You can't mess around with mandarin ducks."
His Majesty once again showed his patience, sat opposite Yun Xi, and said, "Then tell me, what should we do?"
Yun Xi thought about it seriously for a long time.
Then, she said: "Give Gu Beast Special, pardon, it seems that he is not qualified."
The Gu beast doesn't need special amnesty at all, he has always been walking sideways in the capital, and somehow became the mascot of the royal court!
It's just that things are different now.In the past, when a Gu beast died, it would just go out and steal two bottles of wine to drink.But now, An Qing's goal is too big, with the Gu beast's temperament, it will be difficult not to cause trouble in the future.
In order to guard against that situation, Yunxi planned to ask him for a special pardon first, so as not to cause any uncontrollable disaster in the future!
For example, go out and kill a noble who is protected by blood...
"Otherwise, let him accumulate some military merit first."
His Majesty waved his hand and said: "What are you saving, if you want to give it, just give it!"
(End of this chapter)
It's not easy for Yun Xi to go out for a vacation, and when he meets Xiao Tianzhen, he loses his temper.
His Majesty was angry and didn't know where he had gone, and Yun Xi was also in a bad mood, so he asked someone to prepare fruit, intending to eat some fruit, read a book, and take a rest to adjust.
It turned out that the fruit was gone as soon as it was put on the table.
Yun Xi stared at the empty plates for a while, and then said very irritablely: "Severe!"
There was a wisteria at the door, and it fell down the steps with a bang, dropping its fruit all over the place.
Yun Xi blocked the exclaiming female officer, and rushed forward by herself.
The Gu beast had just been beaten by His Majesty, and its actions were not very agile. Seeing that it had already been caught, it simply sat cross-legged on the ground with a big horn on its head, as if a dead pig would not be afraid of boiling water.
Yun Xi walked over and slapped him: "Peeping, stealing, why don't you think you are progressing! Ah!"
Gu Beast said in surprise: "Yun Xi, even you beat me up!"
Yun Xi threw down the small whip, and said angrily, "I wish I could whip you to death!"
Gu Beast was really aggrieved, and said: "You have changed, you are not good at all! What's the matter with some fruits from you, you don't lack these things!"
"No need, you can come and steal if you don't need it! You open your mouth to ask for it, can I not give it to you!"
Gu Beast lowered its head and said, "I dare not, I'm afraid you're still angry...don't give it to me."
Yun Xi thought for a while, squatted beside him, and said, "Did you get it for An Qing?"
Gu Beast nodded.
His idea was simple, An Qing had just been frightened, so he should get her something delicious.But the problem is that Gu beasts don't eat, and they don't know what girls like to eat.He just thought, if Yun likes to eat, An Qing must like to eat.
There's no other way, from today onwards he will raise An Qing.Since you agreed, you must take good care of it.
Yun Xi said: "I will marry An Qing to you as my daughter-in-law, what do you think?"
Gu Beast was stunned, and said: "Are you going to give her to be my Gu mother?"
Yun Xi: "..."
She regained her senses and said, "That's what it means."
Gu Beast thought for a while, he really thought about it seriously.
This Gu Beast's spirit wisdom has not been opened for a long time, and it looks innocent, but its appearance is indeed that of an adult man, and it is handsome and neat. When it is sideways and thinking about things seriously, it can still scare people.
The final result of his thinking was that he shook his head and said, "I don't want it."
Yun Xi was a little surprised, and said, "Why, you don't like her?"
Gu Beast thought about it again, and said: "I like her. But I also like you quite a bit. But I don't want to catch you two and become a Gu mother."
Yun Xi: "...Do you believe it or not that I can beat you up again."
But after thinking about it carefully, she understood.For the Gu beast, what you tell him about marrying a wife or falling in love may be a bit too unimaginable.He is a creature that acts on instinct. When he first saw Yin'e, that Yin'e could not be regarded as his daughter-in-law, she just teased his needs.
As for An Qing, she is not bad looking, but I am afraid that such a delicate little girl will not be able to arouse Mr. Gu Beast's desire for demand.
To put it bluntly, Gu Beast doesn't know what's going on with the relationship between men and women.
But An Qing just...
Yun Xi thought for a long time and felt a little headache.
She said, "You really have no interest in An Qing?"
Feeling that he didn't understand, she added another sentence: "It's just that you don't mean anything to Yin'e?"
Gu Beast shook its head and said, "Nothing really. How could I be willing to hunt An Qing."
Yun Xi: "...hehe."
In fact, Yun Xi felt that An Qing might not be ignorant of Gu Beast's thoughts.That girl is incredibly smart.
But this is still... Isn't that just moths to the flame?
I don't know what will happen to her in the end.
The Gu beast secretly picked up the fruits on the ground, and then wanted to run away.
Yun Xi called out: "Li."
"En!" The Gu beast had no choice but to slip back.
Yun Xi was a little helpless, and said: "What do you want next time, just ask me directly. If you keep sneaking around, I'll break your leg!"
The Gu beast shuddered, and quickly said: "I know!"
Yun Xi kicked him: "Go away."
The Gu beast left in a desperate manner.
……
After that guy finally left, Yun Xi ate some fruit and read a book for a while.
At this time, His Majesty who was rolling around in mud came back.
Seeing that he wanted to go around and take a bath directly, Yun Xi quickly said: "Your Majesty."
His footsteps paused, and he said, "What's wrong?"
It still feels mild.
Yun Xi sat up, and whispered about her sending off An Qing.
In this matter, His Majesty knew that she was still merciful, but it was considered to save his face, and it was a harsh punishment anyway.His Majesty didn't say a word, and let her go.
Seeing that he didn't respond, Yun Xi said, "Your Majesty, but I still want to talk about An Qing's future..."
As a female earth fairy, An Qing's strong fertility will always be missed by people with ulterior motives.Yun Xi actually thought of this after kicking her out, and then regretted it a bit.
But if she said it, it would be water splashed out, not to mention that she really didn't want to see An Qing dangling in her sight for a short time.
After hearing this, His Majesty said, "The Gu beast will watch."
The corners of Yun Xi's mouth twitched, and he said, "Can we count on that little naive?"
His Majesty:"……"
"Although he can fight, I'm afraid he is not afraid of anyone in the entire capital except His Majesty and the fox. But the problem is, with his brain, it would be good if he doesn't do something bad and let others help clean it up."
His Majesty said patiently: "Let him marry An Qing."
In this way, it is a win-win situation for An Qing to be guarded by a strong person, and for the Gu beast to be watched by a smart person.
Most importantly, Yunxi no longer has a headache.
Yun Xi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "Why are you so simple and rude? You can't mess around with mandarin ducks."
His Majesty once again showed his patience, sat opposite Yun Xi, and said, "Then tell me, what should we do?"
Yun Xi thought about it seriously for a long time.
Then, she said: "Give Gu Beast Special, pardon, it seems that he is not qualified."
The Gu beast doesn't need special amnesty at all, he has always been walking sideways in the capital, and somehow became the mascot of the royal court!
It's just that things are different now.In the past, when a Gu beast died, it would just go out and steal two bottles of wine to drink.But now, An Qing's goal is too big, with the Gu beast's temperament, it will be difficult not to cause trouble in the future.
In order to guard against that situation, Yunxi planned to ask him for a special pardon first, so as not to cause any uncontrollable disaster in the future!
For example, go out and kill a noble who is protected by blood...
"Otherwise, let him accumulate some military merit first."
His Majesty waved his hand and said: "What are you saving, if you want to give it, just give it!"
(End of this chapter)
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