Rebirth Era's Petite Wife

Chapter 311 Fifty

Qian Shumeng, a girl who thought about it all the time, was tickled by the bag, and immediately handed over the little wonton and left it behind. She suggested that she go back immediately to get the wool ticket and go to the department store to buy wool.

"Didn't Jiaojiao give you one, what else would you buy?" Wu Gangqiang frowned.

"One is not enough, we need two!" Qian Shumeng said.

"Why do you want so many bags? Waste!" Wu Gangqiang couldn't help but choked.

"Give it to my mother, Mother's Day is coming soon, I want to give it to her as a gift, you know what!"

Qian Shumeng slapped him hard on the back, causing Wu Gang to grin his teeth in pain.

After Qian Shumeng's science popularization, the two country bumpkins understood what Mother's Day is. When Shen Jiao heard that it was a foreign devil's festival, Shen Jiao got a headache, and said disdainfully: "What's so good about the foreign barbarian festival, we can't pass it!"

Wu Gangqiang also agreed: "That's right, the little foreign devil's festival is determined, but we celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival of the Chinese people, and there are zongzi to eat. I asked my mother to pack more meat zongzi, which is delicious."

"And in the future, don't just tell the foreigners' tricks. You are not afraid of causing trouble to Uncle and Aunt Qian. If you want to give gifts, you can do it secretly." Wu Gangqiang educated her earnestly.

Qian Shumeng seemed to have realized his mistake, and did not refute him like before, keeping his mouth flat and silent.

Shen Jiao smoothed things over and said, "Let's go to the Town God's Temple first, and cook dumplings after we come back. Aunt Lu's cooking skills are quite good, not inferior to the taste of restaurants."

"There are still such generous people now? You can give thirty or forty dumplings as soon as you give them away. Jiaojiao, you are so lucky to meet such a good neighbor. You don't know the woman next door to my house, tsk tsk!"

"It's okay to be stingy to outsiders, but also to your husband and children. A piece of fermented bean curd is placed in a small plate. There are six people in their family. How many days do you think it will take?"

Qian Shumeng pursed her lips, her expression was slightly exaggerated, which made Shen Jiao laugh secretly.

"Two days!" Shen Jiao said a relatively conservative number.

"Less, guess up!" Qian Shumeng shook his head decisively.

"Five days?"

"A little more!"

"Six days?" Shen Jiao asked suspiciously with her eyes widened.

Wu Gangqiang turned his head and said with a smile, "It must be at least ten days."

Qian Shumeng breathed out, compared with his fingers, which were only the size of a rubber, and said with a smile: "That's right, the longest record in their family is sixteen days, a piece of bean curd with such an idea, six people ate it for sixteen days, oh Yo, I think it might end up with worms after eating!"

Shen Jiao was surprised to hear that, and couldn't help asking: "How do they eat?"

While talking, Qian Shumeng made figurative gestures and said: "Here, when you eat, poke the fermented bean curd with chopsticks. You can't poke too hard. You have to dip it lightly, then put it in your mouth and tsk, just this tsk, You can finish eating a bowl of rice, and you must not poke more than three drops, otherwise, the woman's scolding can be heard all over the street, tsk tsk!"

Qian Shumeng imitated her neighbor's way of eating fermented bean curd, it was so lifelike, it made Shen Jiao laugh out loud, her stomach ached from laughing!
Wu Gangqiang snorted, disapprovingly: "Eating a piece of fermented bean curd for sixteen days is nothing. There is a family in our compound, and he is a battalion commander. There are six children in the family and two elderly people. They lived well in those days, tsk tsk, you know What do you mean you can’t open the pot? The battalion commander’s family really can’t open the pot, not to mention a piece of fermented bean curd that has been eaten for sixteen days, a piece of pickled radish in their family, and the whole family will eat big cakes for three days!”

"There is also his baby, who is still naked at the age of five or six, and is still a girl doll. The people in the compound can't stand it anymore. The owner collects a piece of clothes, and the west family collects a pair of trousers, so that the dolls in the family can wear them." top clothing."

Shen Jiao's brow was sweating when she heard that, what kind of reputation does a five or six year old girl have with her bare buttocks?

Qian Shumeng couldn't believe it either. When she came back from country Y, although her material life was not as rich as abroad, she didn't suffer much. She couldn't imagine such a life at all, and felt like she was listening to the Arabian Nights.

"The battalion commander's salary shouldn't be low, right? How could life be so tight?"

Wu Gangqiang said disdainfully: "There are so many children, there are elderly brothers to help, and my wife has no job. Even if he earns nearly [-] wages a month, there are so many people to share, this is not enough!"

Qian Shumeng said angrily, "Why would you give birth to such a child when you know you can't afford it? Didn't you harm the child? How can such a person be a battalion commander?"

Wu Gangqiang snorted: "If this belly is big, it must be born, right? After it is born, it must be raised? Could it be that it drowned in the toilet?"

Qian Shumeng yelled angrily: "Just don't make your belly bigger!"

Wu Gangqiang looked at her like an idiot, and Qian Shumeng's heart became angry, and his eyes widened.

"What are you looking at?" Qian Shumeng yelled viciously, feeling a little bit strong.

Wu Gangqiang's mouth twitched, and he joked, "Is it possible to control a big belly? Lonely men and widows sleep on a kang, and it's strange that their stomachs are not big. They say that foreign devils don't like to wear clothes. Kiss, touch, you have stayed with the foreign devils for such a long time, why haven't you got the hang of it!"

After he finished speaking, he sighed a few times, shook his head regretfully, and whistled, which was annoying to watch.

Shen Jiao's face turned red when she heard this, and she glared at Wu Gangqiang with hatred, she kept her head silent, and didn't bother to pay attention to these two annoying guys.

Obviously it was discussing fermented bean curd, why did it involve giving birth to a baby?

Really shameless!

Qian Shumeng's eyes widened, and he was stunned for a full minute, but he finally came to his senses, his blood rushed up to his head, and his eyeballs turned red.

"Wu Heipang, you stinky rascal, I'll beat you to death!"

Qian Shumeng was in a hurry and didn't know what his name was, so he punched and kicked Wu Gang in public, and even used his teeth. He was fully armed.

Wu Gangqiang didn't think too much, he covered his head with both hands, and dodged with a smile. Shen Jiao was also smiling and leaning against the wall to watch the excitement.

No one noticed that a middle-aged woman wearing a red armband and an old lady walked over. The old lady was carrying a vegetable basket with a lot of vegetables in it. She pointed to Wu Gangqiang and said, "Comrade, here Someone is playing hooligans!"

The middle-aged woman has short hair cut to the ears, and she is thin. She is as thin as Zhou Xiuying, but Zhou Xiuying's face is very gentle. This middle-aged woman is so thin that her cheekbones protrude, her lips are thin and her eyes are triangular. easy talker.

"Come with me!" The middle-aged woman said seriously.

Before Shen Jiao and Qian Shumeng understood the situation, they looked at the middle-aged woman ignorantly. Wu Gangqiang's mind turned quickly, and soon he thought of the reason.

Qian Dazui, this big mouth woman, will kill me now!
If this old woman is really allowed to go to the office and wear a 'little hooligan' hat, how can he mess around in the compound in the future!
Grandpa is afraid that he will have to break his legs!

　Note: Mother's Day was initiated by a kind-hearted woman named Anna Jarvis in the United States, who worked for more than forty years until 1913, when the U.S. Congress determined that the second Sunday in May every year as the legal mother's day. On this day, it is stipulated that every family should hang the national flag to express respect for their mothers, and Anna Jarvis's mother's favorite carnations also became the flowers of Mother's Day. After that, Mother's Day spread around the world. It was probably in the 5s that China celebrated Mother’s Day, which was influenced by compatriots in Hong Kong and Macau.

　　
　
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