Rebirth Era's Petite Wife

Chapter 312 Chapter 309

Wu Gangqiang, who was sweating coldly, pretended to be calm, and hurriedly explained: "Comrade, you misunderstood. We are brother and sister. These two are my cousins. We are just kidding!"

Shen Jiao also came to her senses. I heard from Han Defu before that although men and women in this dynasty are not too particular about defense, the crime of hooliganism is very serious. It's even more miserable, and you won't be able to turn over for the rest of your life.

Presumably, Qian Shumeng's 'smelly hooligan' call just now must have caused trouble!

Shen Jiao also broke out in a cold sweat from fright, her heart moved, she remembered what Han Qixiu said before, don't panic when encountering a problem, procrastinate if you can, mess it up if you can't procrastinate, mess it up, and the matter will be resolved.

She hurriedly smiled sweetly: "Cousin, I told you and my cousin not to make trouble in the street, but you just didn't listen to my advice, you're fine now, did this aunt misunderstand you?"

"Auntie, this is my cousin, the son of my eldest uncle. This is my cousin, the daughter of my third aunt. My mother is the eldest. My grandmother gave birth to eight daughters and four sons. Unfortunately, only four daughters survived. , two sons, so I have three aunts, two uncles, my mother is the oldest..."

Shen Jiao didn't know what she was talking about, her mind was like a paste, she made it up randomly, so that she even forgot what she said before!

I don't know if saying this can disturb the chaos?

Even if it can't be messed up, Wu Gangqiang can think of a good way to come out after such a long time, right?

She doesn't want to go to the office, it sounds like it's not a good place, and this woman doesn't seem to be a good person. When she gets to her place, I don't know how to deal with her!

Qian Shumeng's brain is not slow, and he hurriedly said after hearing the words: "Who makes my cousin the most hateful, he refuses to give me the camera to play with, I will tell my uncle when I go back, let him punish you!"

The three of them hadn't rehearsed beforehand, yet they were able to tell the lies that Shen Jiao made up to the fullest, confusing the truth with falsehood, the old lady was in tears and couldn't stop wiping away her tears.

"Only one of my six children survived, your grandma is so lucky!"

The old lady sighed, shed tears, and staggered away with her back bent.

Shen Jiao and Qian Shumeng looked at each other, feeling a little guilty for no reason!
It’s just that the middle-aged woman is not as easy to fool as the old lady. She glanced at the three of them and said with a sneer, “I’ve seen people like you a lot, cousins? Love brothers and sisters, right? Take out your household registration book and prove it Come out, who can prove that you are relatives?"

Shen Jiao couldn't help raising her eyebrows, this woman is really hateful, isn't it just a joke, what is she doing so up and down the line?
It can't be that you are in a bad mood after arguing with your husband, so find someone to vent!

Not to mention, she, a blind cat, ran into a dead mouse. The middle-aged woman quarreled with her husband before going to work. She was in a bad mood, and Shen Jiao and the three of them ran into her gunpoint.

Looking at the incomparably glamorous outfits of these three people again, and thinking that I would have to quarrel with my husband over a few taels of food stamps, the fire of jealousy suddenly blazed and rushed directly to the top of my head!
If you don't take them to take the knife, who else will take the knife!

The three of them were finally taken to the street office on the side of the road. There were two simple bungalows, two tables, a few chairs, and a plump aunt who was reading a newspaper. An enamel cylinder with five big red characters of "Labor is the most glorious" printed on it.

"Director, this man is playing hooligans on the street!" The middle-aged woman briefly explained what happened.

Shen Jiao noticed that the director's aunt's eyes were shining, and she was staring at the camera on Wu Gangqiang's chest. She was secretly happy, and exchanged glances with Wu Gangqiang.

The middle-aged woman looked businesslike, taking out a pen and paper and questioning them like interrogating prisoners.

"Name?"

"age?"

"Home address!"

……

"Liu Xiu."

"Zhang Qiang."

"Li Meng."

The three of them reported their pseudonyms in unison. They are not idiots, and they want to keep their real names. If it gets out, those rumors will really drown people!

The Huangpu River will not be able to clear their innocence!
"Director, this auntie is so fierce, can we chat with you?" Shen Jiao blinked her big eyes, like a little white rabbit, I felt pity for her.

The director's aunt also stepped forward, ignoring the livid face of the middle-aged woman, and took the three of them to the next room, and closed the door intimately. Shen Jiao and Wu Gangqiang looked at each other and smiled.

There is a play!
Wu Gangqiang also disagreed with her nonsense, and said directly: "It is absolutely impossible for us to be scumbags. The comrade just misunderstood. Think about it, with our family upbringing, how could we play hooligans!"

Auntie Director had a smile on her face, but a sneer on her stomach. It is a family like yours who is playing hooligans!

How about calling it a beast in clothes!
"Then what do you think is going on? You have to give me an explanation!" The director's tone softened a bit, and Shen Jiao and Wu Gangqiang were even more delighted.

"There is an explanation, there is absolutely an explanation!"

Wu Gangqiang took out a handful of food stamps from his pocket, which were all national food stamps, weighing about ten catties, and stuffed them into the hands of the aunt graciously, and said sincerely: "I picked up these food stamps on the road just now, and I don't know Who lost it, please ask the director to help us find the owner of the food stamp, so that he won't be in a hurry!"

The director's eyes lit up a little bit, and Shen Jiao felt more confident, and took out a stack of things from her bag, all of which were one yuan and one dime bills, about ten yuan.

"You pick up the money and tickets and keep them yourself. Our street doesn't care about picking up money." The director reluctantly handed over the food tickets to Wu Gangqiang, lowering his voice.

"Then what do you care about, auntie?" Wu Gangqiang also lowered his voice.

The two of them were whispering to each other, as if they were talking to underground workers.

The director leaned into Wu Gangqiang's ear and said mysteriously, "I'll take care of the tickets, preferably bicycle tickets."

Wu Gangqiang's eyeballs popped up, shit, this aunt really dares to say it!
Who doesn't want a bike ticket?

Taipingqiaotou is now sold at 60 yuan a piece!

"Auntie, can you change to another ticket? How about radio tickets?" Wu Gang insisted.

"I don't care about radio air tickets, I only care about bicycle tickets." The director smiled and was very amiable.

What else did Wu Gangqiang want to say, but Shen Jiao decisively took out a bicycle ticket from her bag, and shook it at her until her eyes were glued to her eyes, so happy in her heart!
At first, I just wanted to blow up people!

Who would have thought that a heavenly king would really explode?
Can the three little ghosts really come up with Jingui's bicycle tickets?

Oh yo yo, it's a good deal to catch the hooligans today!

After a friendly and harmonious negotiation, the director's aunt enthusiastically sent the three of them out, all the way to the entrance of the alley, and said to everyone: "The children of my relatives came to see me specially, they are beautiful!"

Happy to everyone!

　This chapter is thanks to jly69 and the rewards and updates that I suddenly miss, thank you!

　　Note: Ah Fei refers to female hooligans, in Shanghai dialect, and yao san refers to male hooligans, most of them scold men!

　　Recommend the prickly budding fairy-cultivating novel "Plain Girl Seeking Immortals": Fighting monsters and upgrading to win treasures, there is no male lead but there is little ambiguity, there is passion and cruelty, there is expectation for life but also helplessness, modern women travel through the world of cultivating immortals without changing their original intentions story
　　
　
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