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Chapter 65 Feeling Great After Revenge
Liu Chengyi quickly realized that something was wrong, but no matter what it was, including weapons, it was placed on the shore at the moment. He was half naked and swam towards the shore quickly.

But only halfway through the swim, he saw the big white wolf he saw before actually running towards his clothes, sniffed it and made a movement that he never expected.

It actually lifted its hind legs to urinate, and it aimed at his clothes.

Liu Chengyi no longer knew how he should respond. Is this white wolf taking revenge on him?

pee?

But this was not over yet, he saw that the white wolf started to squat on his legs again, this movement was the same as that of a dog, isn't this the movement of defecating?

Damn it, who on earth raised the product to be so spiritual?
Liu Chengyi quickly swam towards Xiaobai, but Xiaobai defecated very fast, and even rubbed his butt on the other end of his clean clothes after he finished defecating.

Liu Chengyi was already laughed out of anger. This action was too humane. After finishing everything, he threw his bow and arrow into the river.

If you were curious about the owner of this product before, then you must get to know him now, an expert, indeed an expert.

……

"It's so cool! Let's go, we have to enter Huailiang before tonight to find a place to live. I don't know how Xiaoqing is doing now. I have to inquire about the news tomorrow. You wait for me Be obedient in the carriage, don't run around, so as not to be discovered by others."

Su Qiuyu, who was angry, was in a very good mood. She didn't expect the feeling of revenge to be so good.

It seems that what I suppressed is not a good thing, but it is good when many things explode.

Su Qiuyu relaxed a little, and drove the carriage into Huailiang very quickly.

Su Qiuyu's actual gender was written in the road guide and household registration, so she changed into women's clothing before she arrived in Huailiang, but the makeup on her face remained the same, it was dark and ugly.

It was still mid-afternoon, and the climate in Huailiang in May was dry and cracked, with a huge temperature difference between day and night. There was a lack of water and very little vegetation here. As the nearest town to the battlefield, the population was not large.

Many had already left because of the war. Su Qiuyu found an inn as soon as he passed, but because there were rhubarb and little white on the big carriage, and he was afraid that the hot weather would make the carriage very stuffy and make them uncomfortable. .

Su Qiuyu planned to stay here for a while, so the house had to be found early. Fortunately, it was afternoon, so it wasn't too late.

She was generous, and she also said that the best place to rent is close to the mountains, even close to Xiaoqiu. Er sent some water and asked people to wait outside before releasing Rhubarb and Xiaobai.

……

"The general hasn't come back yet? Did you send someone to look for it?"

Lu Xuanqing sat at the head of the desk and listened to the soldiers below. As a military adviser, Lu Xuanqing had a lot of things to do. In the first battle, he recommended himself to General Liu when the Great Wei was repeatedly retreated. plot.

And this trick was one of the stories Su Qiuyu told him back then.

But as soon as the plan came out, it turned out to be very effective, and they turned defeat into victory. Liu Chengyi also admired him very much, and immediately promoted him from a small soldier in the vanguard battalion to a military adviser.

Lu Xuanqing was originally a rich man, and he was proficient in history and modern times. In addition, he was smart, and he was nourished by Su Qiuyu for half a year, so he was extremely intelligent.

Many of those short stories were sorted out by Lu Xuanqing, and they really became an excellent book on the art of war for the upper class.

"Already found it, just, just—"

"What happened?"

"The general's clothes were stained, and both Yu Qianfeng and Chen Qianfeng were attacked by wild animals."

"Attacked by wild animals?"

"Military Master, you can go and see for yourself. Yu Xianfeng seems to have been frightened. He said that he was fed by a tiger and urinated by a wolf, and his paws were sharpened by a wolf."

"what?"

Lu Xuanqing stood up in surprise.

As soon as he got a firm foothold in the army, he couldn't wait to put up signs and marks all over Huailiang City, and people were watching, but there was no news of Su Qiuyu.

He thought that the girl was hiding from him and not coming with him, but he didn't expect to finally get news from her after waiting for half a year, it's great, it's great.

As soon as he heard what the little soldier reported, he knew it must be the masterpiece of his family's rhubarb and xiaobai.

Lu Xuanqing strode forward, wanting to find out the exact news.

"Water, water, sesame oil, bring sesame oil for me, I want to drink a pot, damn tiger, stinky tiger, if I catch you, I will pull out its skin and use it as a cushion."

Before entering the tent, he heard Yu Hai's yelling, Lu Xuanqing went in, looked at him and said:

"Tiger urine heals your old wounds and you should be thankful for it."

"Military Master, what did you say? Are you telling the truth?" Yu Hai was furious at first, but he didn't expect this god-like military adviser to say such words, and immediately looked at him in great surprise.

"Of course, I, Lu Xuanqing, never tell lies. You will know the truth in a few days. I remember that your knee has an old injury, and it hurts unbearably every time it is windy and rainy. You will know when the time comes."

Yu Hai finally felt better. If it was true, he would have to thank the tiger, but what about the white wolf?It's not okay to grind your teeth with yourself, and that tiger urine is too nasty, too smelly, even if you try to restrain yourself and don't think about it, you still feel disgusting.

"But that wolf actually grinded its teeth with my armor. Look at my stomach. There are so many wounds. The man who tamed the beast even said that if he dared to attack the tiger and the white wolf in the future, he would cut our stomachs open and let him die." It's too abominable for the beast to eat our internal organs. My young master has never been wronged so much in his life.

The general also said that he was an expert who could tame tigers and white wolves like that, but I said they were monsters, monsters. "

Hearing Yu Hai's complaint, Lu Xuanqing's heart was already full of joy, and it really was Qiu Yu from his family, who was smart.

"Did you offend them?"

Yu Hai was stunned for a moment, and just said:

"The general shot an arrow at the tiger's ass, but the general just wanted to bring the tiger and the white wolf back. Those two thieves seemed to know the danger, so they plunged into the lake with one fierce shot, which scared me a lot. Big jump."

"Are they all right?"

"Sure, that action was fast, and later came to retaliate against us."

Lu Xuanqing glanced at this person, said two words lightly, turned and left.

Yu Hai was taken aback when he heard these two words, what? "Deserve it?"

The military division actually said that he deserved it?What about the general?Does the general deserve it?At such a young age, the military adviser is always so cruel, like the general, and even more venomous than the general.

"Go and see where the military division has gone?"

"Go to the general's tent."

(End of this chapter)