Yin Yang Online Shop

Chapter 495
For the gods fighting the landlord in the sky, the Jade Emperor is really powerless and can't say anything at all. If it's other gods, that's fine, but his wife and nephew are all playing, so what can I say?

There is really no one to take the lead to the point where he is.

The maid next to her bent slightly and said, "If you go back to your mother, this ID servant has seen it before."

The Queen Mother was surprised that a servant knew something that she didn't even know.

"Oh? Tell me, who is this person?" asked the Queen Mother.

The Jade Emperor also chimed in and said, "Yes, hurry up and tell me, so that I can punish him!"

I rub it, are you floating?
If someone plays a game with you, you will be punished. I just praised you for not being a fool. Aren’t you committing a crime now?
Pull it down, if the Jade Emperor really is such a person, the gods in the sky have rebelled long ago. He said this just to make the Queen Mother happy.

"Returning to Your Majesty and Your Majesty, this person is Lingbao Tianzun. A few days ago, I saw Tianzun's post on Weitao, and I used this ID."

Oh.

Lingbao Tianzun...

Tianzun? !
are you crazy!

How can I afford this? !
The meaning of Tianzun is very simple, it is a noble and rare existence in the sky, so it is called Tianzun.

This Lingbao Tianzun is also called Shangqing Great Emperor, Shangqing Gaosheng Taishang Daojun.

The full name is rather long: one qi transforms three qings, resides in the qing dynasty, lives in yuyu innocence, ascends to the qing realm, and is formed by the vitality of the sun.

It's not bragging at all, it's just that awesome.

He, Yuanshi Tianzun and Taishang Laojun are called "Three Purities", and their status is below Yuanshi Tianzun and above Taishang Laojun.

These three gods can be said to have the highest seniority and the oldest name in the heavenly court.

Even the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother definitely cannot be easily provoked.

Wrong, it's not "easy to provoke", but not to be provoked at all.

I dare not.

This is going to cause a big mess, a big mistake.

The show begins.

"Hey? I think your hand seems to be very good?" Jade Emperor said, pointing at the Queen Mother's mobile phone screen.

The Queen Mother also nodded with a smile, and said: "That's natural. Your Majesty is here. Of course, this card from the palace is very good. I will definitely win this one, haha."

hehehe...

The Jade Emperor coughed twice and said, "Ah, if you have nothing to do, go down. I will be alone with your empress for a while."

"Yes."

After the two maids left, the Jade Emperor sat down on the cloud where the Queen Mother was, exhaled, and murmured: "I'm scared to death..."

The queen mother was also quite frightened. If Lingbao Tianzun listened to what they said just now, it would be disrespectful.

After a short reply, the Queen Mother asked: "Your Majesty, you seem to have a lot of prejudice against this landlord? Tell me about it?"

The Jade Emperor waved his hand and said, "No, nothing."

How can such a shameful thing be said outside?
As a husband, he should give his wife an absolute sense of security. If the Queen Mother knew that the Jade Emperor was in the hands of a mortal, Zhou Hao would lose face.

Gee tut.

Think about it all collapsed.

The Queen Mother smiled knowingly, and said: "I have shared the bed with Your Majesty for tens of thousands of years. Can't I see what Your Majesty thinks? Tell me." The Queen Mother clapped her hand on the Jade Emperor's thigh. clap.

Well, people have talked about this, and the Jade Emperor can't do it if he doesn't say it.

So he told the queen mother about his experience with Zhou Hao, and later he got angry, so he directly showed the chat records to the queen mother.

After watching and hearing, the Queen Mother couldn't help but burst out laughing.

The Jade Emperor knew that she would laugh at him, so he said angrily, "If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have shown it to you."

The Queen Mother returned the mobile phone to the Jade Emperor and said, "Okay, I won't laugh at you anymore. Isn't it easy to deal with this matter?"

Isn't this nonsense, you are the leader of the Three Realms, even if there is no reason to go down to the earth to deal with Zhou Hao, you will not be helpless, right?
The Jade Emperor is getting excited, and it seems to be more important than eating a Snickers bar.

"really?"

If you can fight the landlord, then your future life will be full of fun!

"Can this be fake? In fact, Zhou Hao also approached Bengong before, wanting to buy Bengong's flat peaches. It just so happened that Bengong also offered him a price of [-] million yuan, because mortals have no good fortune after eating flat peaches. After that, he exploded and died immediately."

So it turned out that at that time Zhou Hao thought the Queen Mother was aloof, but it turned out that it was for his own good.

"I know this too, let's get to the point." The Jade Emperor urged.

If you have time, you should talk about how to deal with Zhou Hao, don't make these useless.

The queen mother smiled and said: "How about this, let's help Zhou Hao become a fairy, and I will reward him with a flat peach and ask him to unblock your account. He will definitely agree to such a big temptation, how about it?"

Unexpectedly, what the Queen Mother said seemed to step on the Jade Emperor's tail, and the Jade Emperor jumped up immediately.

"Pull you down! Zhou Hao was so arrogant and domineering back then, you were the one who got used to it! You can't say anything about this! I won't agree!"

It's the same at first, the big deal is not to play the Landlord, what's the big deal, I help him become a fairy?

I wish him never to come up to disaster heaven.

I can't afford this crime!
Seeing that the Jade Emperor's reaction was so excited, the Queen Mother also knew that she could not continue talking, so she proposed another good way.

"Since His Majesty is unwilling, we can only find the Taobao operation department of Tianting and seal Zhou Hao's shop. If he can seal His Majesty's account, can His Majesty not seal his shop? Your Majesty is the ruler of the Three Realms, haha." Queen Mother He covered his mouth and said with a smile.

Yup!

A word to wake up the dreamer!

The Queen Mother said that the Jade Emperor was immediately enlightened.

I am the leader of the Three Realms!
Just do it!

The Jade Emperor immediately took out his mobile phone and found the head of Taobao operations, asking him to seal Zhou Hao's shop.

Take care of your Sanqi 21, if you touch my account, I will touch your store!
come!

clamor!

But just when Jade Emperor was about to edit the message, a message was sent to Jade Emperor's cell phone.

The Jade Emperor saw that it was sent by the Taishang Laojun, so he didn't dare to neglect, and immediately clicked to check.

"Tao follows nature."

The simple four words made Jade Emperor understand the meaning of Taishang Laojun in an instant.

This damn is asking me not to stop Zhou Hao from growing?

The treasures and immortal coins he earns can be used to improve his cultivation or buy magic weapons. If his source of income is cut off, he will also be useless.

These four words can let the Jade Emperor know what the Taishang Laojun thinks, but why the Taishang Laojun would do this, the Jade Emperor can't figure it out.

Do you want that kid to make a comeback?

Can't.

Don't be so biased?

"What's the matter, Your Majesty?"

Seeing the Jade Emperor's hesitation, the Queen Mother asked.

Could it be that His Majesty still remembers the feelings he had back then?

I'm afraid I can't justify my face.

The Jade Emperor put away the phone, and said angrily: "The Taishang Laojun told me that the law is natural, and I am not allowed to do this. It seems that this posture is to let Zhou Hao grow up. What does this mean?" The Jade Emperor scratched his head. muttered.

He made such a big mistake back then, and now that he can be reincarnated, it is already very good, it couldn't be better.

However, he opened the Yinyang online store for his reincarnation. For ordinary cultivators, this damn is equivalent to a great fairy fate.

Rather than being so troublesome, it is better to enter the heavenly way when reincarnated, so why bother?

What are you doing, these old guys are real!

"We can't figure out what Sanqing thinks. It's better not to guess, Your Majesty. Maybe these four words can be used not only on Zhou Hao, but also on you? Let's just let nature take its course, okay. ?"

This is a typical virtuous wife. They say that behind a successful man, there must be a sleazy woman... No, there is a gentle and virtuous woman. This is absolutely true.

The Jade Emperor also regained his clarity, and said: "That's all, let's leave him alone, but otherwise, how can I fight the landlord?"

That's right, this question is fucking back again, sealing Zhou Hao's shop is not just to seal his shop, but to fight the landlord, if his shop is sealed, the landlord can't fight, whether it is sealed or not it's the same.

Sealed, didn't the Jade Emperor do something that harmed others and benefited himself?

The Queen Mother gave a wry smile and said, "There is really no other way but that..."

(End of this chapter)