Yin Yang Online Shop

Chapter 496 Conditions
This is obviously a simple question that cannot be simpler.

Since Zhou Hao blocked your account.

Why don't you use someone else's account to play for a while?
It's outrageous to think about such a thing and not know how to solve it.

Originally, the queen mother said that she wanted to seal Zhou Hao's shop, and that was just for fun. He never thought that the Jade Emperor really planned to do this. After all, there is a simpler solution to this matter.

After telling the Jade Emperor about this method, the Jade Emperor was also overwhelmed with amazement, because the Queen Mother was smart enough to think of a good way.

"Lotus, do you have a Doudizhu account? Tell me the account and password." Jade Emperor Chuan asked.

The maid who answered before had left Yaochi, but she could still hear the Jade Emperor's shout.

No way, the Jade Emperor said, even though Lotus Fairy didn't want to give it, she still gave it, after all all her accounts use the same password.Of course, the Jade Emperor would not do other things, but tell others the password, and he felt somewhat uncomfortable.

After getting the account of Lotus Fairy, Jade Emperor cheerfully logged into the game.

"Sorry, your account has been banned for 8764 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds because you are suspected of spreading island country action movies."

fuck!

Seeing this annoying dialog box, the Jade Emperor wished he had smashed his phone.

What are you doing? !

Do something? !
I can't change my number? !
In a fit of anger, the Jade Emperor directly sent a screenshot of this thing to Zhou Hao.

"What are you doing? I just made a little joke with you! It doesn't work even if you change the account?! And let people live?!"

It was originally true, but I am also the Jade Emperor anyway, you asked me to advertise for you, what is this equivalent to?
It's like being number one in your mortal world, it's the same as advertising for a certain game company!
This kind of thing is not decent at all, so the Jade Emperor deliberately quoted the price so high.

Leaving aside this factor, Zhou Hao didn't give Jade Emperor face and always bullied him, so Jade Emperor couldn't help Zhou Hao even more.

Zhou Hao saw this screenshot, and in front of the whole class of forty or fifty people, he burst out laughing, and his laughter resounded throughout the teaching building.

cool!

Finally forced you to die, right? !
Let you play with me again!

And this Shen Ruian is really, actually said that the Jade Emperor spread island country action movies.

Hahahahaha!
The bag is about to smile crookedly.

The students all looked at Zhou Hao, and Zhou Hao didn't feel embarrassed at all.

The teacher doesn't have a good face this time. Although it is not easy to have so many students come to class, it can't be so undisciplined, right?
"Come on, please sit on the second student from the left in the last row and come up, what is so funny, I can share with you." The teacher said angrily.

Only then did Zhou Hao realize that he had gone too far, but there was nothing he could do. The teacher asked him to go on stage, so he had no choice but to go.

"Actually, it's nothing, it's just that my old sow has given birth to piglets, and I can finally eat meat for a while during the Chinese New Year this year." Zhou Hao scratched his head and said.

Ugh.

It’s okay not to say this, but when I said it, there was another burst of laughter below.

What are you kidding? !Although you are dressed poorly, the diamond watch in your hand does not look like a bargain. Some students who know a little bit can tell that it is a limited edition of Patek Philippe, and its price is the lowest. More than seven figures are not affordable for ordinary families.

And about Zhou Hao asking for leave or not, the classmates in the class also know that those sitting in the last row are all awesome people.

But this teacher just came here, and he didn't even know Zhou Hao's name.

If Zhou Hao didn't have this strength, but was a real poor man, I believe the students would still laugh.

Laughing at the poor and not laughing at the prostitutes, there is nothing to say.

The teacher didn't laugh. He didn't notice the watch on Zhou Hao's hand. Instead, he saw that Zhou Hao was dressed in ordinary clothes and his hair was graying at a young age. He was so happy because he could eat meat.

What the fuck is so funny about this? !
"I'm sorry, the teacher doesn't know the specific situation. If I knew, it would definitely not be like this. In fact, I also came from the countryside, and my family's conditions were not good when I was young." The teacher said in a low voice.

He thought it was really inappropriate for him to publicly humiliate Zhou Hao.

They are all rural people, why bother to embarrass each other?
Zhou Hao was taken aback for a moment, and he was completely dumbfounded by what the teacher said.

What are you doing?
I am talking nonsense.

"Uh, it doesn't matter, I'm going down first." Zhou Hao scratched his head and walked off the podium.

After the farce came to an end, the teacher continued the class. Although the class was answered, the teacher's mood was not as high as before.

Zhou Hao returned to his seat and took out his mobile phone, and found that the screen was full of news from the Jade Emperor. The general meaning was to ask Zhou Hao how to unblock his account.

"I won't mess with you anymore. If you advertise me in Moments, I'll unblock your account and give you [-] million Yin Yang beans. How about that?" Zhou Hao replied.

Hehe, before Zhou Hao was going to give the Jade Emperor a few durians to taste, but the average durian in the world costs more than 100 yuan, so if you just give it away, it is several hundred.

Instead of throwing out a few hundred pieces of real money, it's better to convert it into the virtual yin and yang beans. This kind of thing can be obtained with the flick of a finger.

The Jade Emperor was on the other side of the phone, sweating profusely, seeing Zhou Hao say that with difficulty, but also helpless.

I am the majestic Jade Emperor, what does it look like to advertise you a small businessman?You can't make people laugh out loud when you say it?

"What should I do? Look at this Zhou Hao, he looks the same as back then, typical shameless!" Jade Emperor complained as he handed the phone to the Queen Mother.

Back then Zhou Hao was a big scammer, whether it was fairy coins or magic treasures, he cheated the Jade Emperor a lot, but the two had an extraordinary relationship, and the Queen Mother always whispered in the Jade Emperor's ear, saying that everyone It's not easy, help if you can.

If Zhou Hao hadn't flattered the Queen Mother back then, he wouldn't have lived such a happy life, and it was also because of this that he made his big mistake later.

When the Queen Mother saw it, she was quite moved and said: "Wow, one hundred million Yin-Yang beans is enough to play for a long, long time. Your Majesty, promise him quickly."

fuck me?

Did you take the wrong medicine?

As the ruler of the Three Realms, I'm going to advertise for Zhou Hao?
I don't want to lose face, do I? !

Seeing the Jade Emperor's expression, the Queen Mother knew what he was thinking, smiled knowingly, and then said: "Your Majesty, don't forget that people can be blocked in the circle of friends. You just need to make this post only for Zhou Hao and Zhou Hao." It’s enough for me to open it, and then I can add him, and then post your post to Moments, and then it’s only open to Zhou Hao, isn’t that all right?”

Niubi!

Brainy bitch!

This idea of ​​the Queen Mother was greatly recognized by the Jade Emperor.

"That's right! How did I forget?!" The Jade Emperor snatched back the phone and replied to Zhou Hao.

When he was about to reply, the Queen Mother said, "Don't promise too quickly, lest he doubt it."

"It makes sense."

After organizing the speech for a while, the Jade Emperor replied: "Zhou Hao, I am speaking to you now. As the ruler of the Three Realms, I am helping a mortal to advertise. Is this too childish? You didn't think about it." Have you ever passed me? Even if you don't think about me, what will the gods and Buddhas in the sky think when they see such a post from me?"

How do you think it's other people's business, not mine, this shit is none of my business?

But Zhou Hao couldn't reply like that, after all, he was in charge of Tianting. After thinking about it, Zhou Hao typed quickly.

"It doesn't matter, you don't want to post it in the form of an advertisement, you just take a screenshot of the Doudizhu screen, and then type such a text: 'This game of Yinyangxuan is so fun, I really can't put it down, haha', so it will be It’s seamless, post it in the dynamics of life, not in a commercial form.”

Who said Zhou Hao was stupid?Although the brain is not as good as Wang Bing and Ren Shan's, this kind of IQ is not low. It's just that he was playful when he was a child and didn't focus on his studies. Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to go to a college.

The Jade Emperor had already thought up his speech, no matter what Zhou Hao said, he would agree.

"This is a good way, so let's talk about the conditions now."

(End of this chapter)