dashing little Taoist priest
Chapter 55
Chapter 55
Uh... It seems to be right, wolves not only bite people, but also eat people.
Thinking of this, Ye Feng said again: "Even so, you are still a dog."
The big black wolf was speechless, and said angrily, "Why?"
Before Ye Feng could speak, the fat man turned his head while running and said, "Because you have a good example of pretending to be that. Last night, you said that you are a mountain god. Who would believe it? Today, you said that you are a wolf? Just like you~~"
When the fat man said this, he deliberately dragged his voice a long time, so the three of them said in unison with a tacit understanding: "Who will believe it~"
The big black wolf was so angry that he almost rolled his eyes and fainted. He really committed a crime of his own accord. After being lied to once, he didn't even believe the truth.
But Hei Lang feels aggrieved, after all, it is indeed not a mountain god, so it's okay to pretend to be a mountain god if they don't recognize it.
But he is indeed a wolf, why are these people unwilling to believe it?That makes it depressing.Immediately, he said angrily: "Little Fatty, if I don't bite you a few bites today, I will be sorry for my race!"
For a moment, this place was like a circus, the fat man ran in front, slapping his chest and panting like an orangutan, while a... wolf dog was chasing after him with great effort.
That is to say, the big black wolf's body is weak and has not yet recovered, otherwise, with the fat man's cumbersome and trembling figure, he would have been attacked and bitten by the fat man long ago.
After going on like this for more than ten minutes, the fat man was already sweating profusely, and kept yelling: "Stop making trouble, stop making trouble~"
He couldn't run anymore, and the big black wolf was too choked up, running with his tongue lolling and chomping and shaking.
Seeing this, Ye Feng, who had been watching the show, couldn't help but said to Ma Tiao beside him, "Look~ Isn't this the signature move of all dogs?"
Hearing the words, the big black wolf stood still. On the one hand, it couldn't run anymore, and on the other hand, it almost collapsed when it heard Ye Feng's words.
It turned its head and stared at Ye Feng, with a clear look, and then said: "I will clean you up after labor and management have a rest."
Seeing this, Ye Feng hurriedly shut up and smiled awkwardly.
And at this time, a girl slowly walked out from behind, it was Lan Mengmeng.
She saw Ye Feng pulling the fat man away before, so she paid attention to it, and seeing that they didn't come back for a long time, she couldn't help but come over.
When Ma Tiao saw Lan Mengmeng coming, he immediately turned his head and winked at Ye Feng. He was about to open his mouth to say something, but was interrupted by Ye Feng: "You have clothes to collect, don't you?"
Hearing this, Ma Tiao smiled awkwardly, and said, "That's right...the underpants were wet last night, and they were left hanging in the tent without wearing them..."
Although the fat man was as tired as a dog, he still knew that it was not suitable to stay here for a long time, so he dragged his tired body and followed the horse to jump towards the tent.At the same time, he also said: "My underpants are also confiscated~"
Ye Feng's face turned black, these two guys are ashamed to say anything, are you not afraid of losing face?
The fat man just took two steps, turned his head to the big black wolf and said, "Let's go, what are you doing here?"
The big black wolf was stunned, and said inexplicably: "I don't have any pants, what should I do?"
"Can I give you one? Hurry up! Don't disturb the couple!" The fat man said angrily.
The big black wolf's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and said: "I haven't worn pants yet, so I don't know what it feels like. But I always show my butt outside. As a noble wolf clan, I feel very shy. By the way, Don't your pants look good?"
"It's so pretty, you can choose flowery or red ones." The fat man became impatient.
Unexpectedly, the big black wolf looked very happy and said: "Then if you give me a pair of pants, I won't bite you!"
Saying that, Pidianpidian followed the fat man, wagging his tail.With that appearance, Ye Feng thought it was a dog no matter what he looked at.
Two people and one dog... No~ After the wolf left, only Ye Feng and Lan Mengmeng were left.Lan Mengmeng looked at Ye Feng with a strange smile, Ye Feng's heart was trembling, and finally she couldn't help explaining with a guilty conscience:
"That...my underpants, I'm wearing them."
Lan Mengmeng rolled her eyes immediately, and said angrily, "I didn't ask you if you wore it, why are you so excited..."
Uh... Why does Ye Feng feel like there is no silver 300 taels here?It gets darker and darker, the heavens can learn from it, he really wears underpants.But you can't show it to her to see the proof, right?Thinking of this, my face turned red.
Seeing Ye Feng's embarrassment, Lan Mengmeng let out a chuckle, and then said, "You big man, why do you look like a woman? I didn't say anything about whether you were wearing underpants or not, why are you blushing. "
Ye Feng was about to cry in his heart, big sister, don't mention the underpants anymore, okay?You have to force me to take it off for you to prove my innocence, right?
Ye Feng smiled awkwardly, and immediately changed the topic and said, "So what~ You were caught in the rain last night, so you didn't catch a cold, did you?"
Lan Mengmeng shook her head. "No, it's you, isn't there any discomfort in your body?"
"No, it's very good." Ye Feng smiled.
Lan Mengmeng looked at Ye Feng's smile, thought for a while and said, "Ye Feng, if you said... I mean if, if I chase you...would you agree?"
"Ah? This... that..." Ye Feng didn't expect to ask such an embarrassing question again, how would he answer it?I wonder if this girl really likes me?
Seeing him like this, Lan Mengmeng curled her lips and said, "Then it's decided. From now on, we're boyfriend and girlfriend!"
"Ah?" Ye Feng was stunned, what's going on?Why do you feel like you don't have enough brains?So this is about love?Confused is the boyfriend and girlfriend?
Ye Feng has never been in a relationship. When he was studying in the town, some girls confessed to him before, but he didn't take it seriously at that time.
But now, this Lan Mengmeng has some experience with him, and there is a subtle relationship between the two of them.At this moment, Lan Mengmeng's decision had to be taken seriously by Ye Feng.
Ye Feng actually didn't know what to do, and he didn't reject it in his heart, but felt that it was too sudden?After doing it for a long time, I didn't say a word.
Lan Mengmeng actually doesn't know what it's like to fall in love, she always rejects boys thousands of miles away.
But last night when she decided to cherish what she thought was love, she talked with the two girls in the tent about confession and chasing before going to bed.
At that time, the two girls said: If you like him, just say it, if you love him, you can confess it, the relationship must be direct, and there is no room for delay!
So, after getting such wise words, Lan Mengmeng uttered the very domineering and direct words just now.The relationship between the two was announced directly, and there was no doubt about it.
Seeing that Ye Feng didn't refuse, Lan Mengmeng smiled, reached out and grabbed Ye Feng's hand, and said: "Xiao Fengfeng, you will be mine from now on, if you dare to look at other women more, hum hum~"
Ye Feng shivered twice for no reason, with a confused face on the surface, but he was shouting in his heart: "What's the situation? But... this chick's hands are quite slippery!"
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Uh... It seems to be right, wolves not only bite people, but also eat people.
Thinking of this, Ye Feng said again: "Even so, you are still a dog."
The big black wolf was speechless, and said angrily, "Why?"
Before Ye Feng could speak, the fat man turned his head while running and said, "Because you have a good example of pretending to be that. Last night, you said that you are a mountain god. Who would believe it? Today, you said that you are a wolf? Just like you~~"
When the fat man said this, he deliberately dragged his voice a long time, so the three of them said in unison with a tacit understanding: "Who will believe it~"
The big black wolf was so angry that he almost rolled his eyes and fainted. He really committed a crime of his own accord. After being lied to once, he didn't even believe the truth.
But Hei Lang feels aggrieved, after all, it is indeed not a mountain god, so it's okay to pretend to be a mountain god if they don't recognize it.
But he is indeed a wolf, why are these people unwilling to believe it?That makes it depressing.Immediately, he said angrily: "Little Fatty, if I don't bite you a few bites today, I will be sorry for my race!"
For a moment, this place was like a circus, the fat man ran in front, slapping his chest and panting like an orangutan, while a... wolf dog was chasing after him with great effort.
That is to say, the big black wolf's body is weak and has not yet recovered, otherwise, with the fat man's cumbersome and trembling figure, he would have been attacked and bitten by the fat man long ago.
After going on like this for more than ten minutes, the fat man was already sweating profusely, and kept yelling: "Stop making trouble, stop making trouble~"
He couldn't run anymore, and the big black wolf was too choked up, running with his tongue lolling and chomping and shaking.
Seeing this, Ye Feng, who had been watching the show, couldn't help but said to Ma Tiao beside him, "Look~ Isn't this the signature move of all dogs?"
Hearing the words, the big black wolf stood still. On the one hand, it couldn't run anymore, and on the other hand, it almost collapsed when it heard Ye Feng's words.
It turned its head and stared at Ye Feng, with a clear look, and then said: "I will clean you up after labor and management have a rest."
Seeing this, Ye Feng hurriedly shut up and smiled awkwardly.
And at this time, a girl slowly walked out from behind, it was Lan Mengmeng.
She saw Ye Feng pulling the fat man away before, so she paid attention to it, and seeing that they didn't come back for a long time, she couldn't help but come over.
When Ma Tiao saw Lan Mengmeng coming, he immediately turned his head and winked at Ye Feng. He was about to open his mouth to say something, but was interrupted by Ye Feng: "You have clothes to collect, don't you?"
Hearing this, Ma Tiao smiled awkwardly, and said, "That's right...the underpants were wet last night, and they were left hanging in the tent without wearing them..."
Although the fat man was as tired as a dog, he still knew that it was not suitable to stay here for a long time, so he dragged his tired body and followed the horse to jump towards the tent.At the same time, he also said: "My underpants are also confiscated~"
Ye Feng's face turned black, these two guys are ashamed to say anything, are you not afraid of losing face?
The fat man just took two steps, turned his head to the big black wolf and said, "Let's go, what are you doing here?"
The big black wolf was stunned, and said inexplicably: "I don't have any pants, what should I do?"
"Can I give you one? Hurry up! Don't disturb the couple!" The fat man said angrily.
The big black wolf's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and said: "I haven't worn pants yet, so I don't know what it feels like. But I always show my butt outside. As a noble wolf clan, I feel very shy. By the way, Don't your pants look good?"
"It's so pretty, you can choose flowery or red ones." The fat man became impatient.
Unexpectedly, the big black wolf looked very happy and said: "Then if you give me a pair of pants, I won't bite you!"
Saying that, Pidianpidian followed the fat man, wagging his tail.With that appearance, Ye Feng thought it was a dog no matter what he looked at.
Two people and one dog... No~ After the wolf left, only Ye Feng and Lan Mengmeng were left.Lan Mengmeng looked at Ye Feng with a strange smile, Ye Feng's heart was trembling, and finally she couldn't help explaining with a guilty conscience:
"That...my underpants, I'm wearing them."
Lan Mengmeng rolled her eyes immediately, and said angrily, "I didn't ask you if you wore it, why are you so excited..."
Uh... Why does Ye Feng feel like there is no silver 300 taels here?It gets darker and darker, the heavens can learn from it, he really wears underpants.But you can't show it to her to see the proof, right?Thinking of this, my face turned red.
Seeing Ye Feng's embarrassment, Lan Mengmeng let out a chuckle, and then said, "You big man, why do you look like a woman? I didn't say anything about whether you were wearing underpants or not, why are you blushing. "
Ye Feng was about to cry in his heart, big sister, don't mention the underpants anymore, okay?You have to force me to take it off for you to prove my innocence, right?
Ye Feng smiled awkwardly, and immediately changed the topic and said, "So what~ You were caught in the rain last night, so you didn't catch a cold, did you?"
Lan Mengmeng shook her head. "No, it's you, isn't there any discomfort in your body?"
"No, it's very good." Ye Feng smiled.
Lan Mengmeng looked at Ye Feng's smile, thought for a while and said, "Ye Feng, if you said... I mean if, if I chase you...would you agree?"
"Ah? This... that..." Ye Feng didn't expect to ask such an embarrassing question again, how would he answer it?I wonder if this girl really likes me?
Seeing him like this, Lan Mengmeng curled her lips and said, "Then it's decided. From now on, we're boyfriend and girlfriend!"
"Ah?" Ye Feng was stunned, what's going on?Why do you feel like you don't have enough brains?So this is about love?Confused is the boyfriend and girlfriend?
Ye Feng has never been in a relationship. When he was studying in the town, some girls confessed to him before, but he didn't take it seriously at that time.
But now, this Lan Mengmeng has some experience with him, and there is a subtle relationship between the two of them.At this moment, Lan Mengmeng's decision had to be taken seriously by Ye Feng.
Ye Feng actually didn't know what to do, and he didn't reject it in his heart, but felt that it was too sudden?After doing it for a long time, I didn't say a word.
Lan Mengmeng actually doesn't know what it's like to fall in love, she always rejects boys thousands of miles away.
But last night when she decided to cherish what she thought was love, she talked with the two girls in the tent about confession and chasing before going to bed.
At that time, the two girls said: If you like him, just say it, if you love him, you can confess it, the relationship must be direct, and there is no room for delay!
So, after getting such wise words, Lan Mengmeng uttered the very domineering and direct words just now.The relationship between the two was announced directly, and there was no doubt about it.
Seeing that Ye Feng didn't refuse, Lan Mengmeng smiled, reached out and grabbed Ye Feng's hand, and said: "Xiao Fengfeng, you will be mine from now on, if you dare to look at other women more, hum hum~"
Ye Feng shivered twice for no reason, with a confused face on the surface, but he was shouting in his heart: "What's the situation? But... this chick's hands are quite slippery!"
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(End of this chapter)
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