dashing little Taoist priest
Chapter 56
Chapter 56
Lan Mengmeng took Ye Feng's hand, stood beside the soil bag, and let the cool mountain breeze blow by, blowing their bangs.
The atmosphere was a little awkward, mainly because both of them had no experience in dating, so they were a bit cold for a while.
Both of them were trying to think of something in their hearts, but they didn't know what to say for a long time.Finally, when both of them thought of something to say, a voice suddenly interrupted from the side.
"Student, are you traveling in the mountains?"
Ye Feng and Ye Feng separated their hands quickly, and then turned their heads to look, and found a woman walking by.The age of the woman should be in her 40s, her clothes are simple and clean, but there is a trace of anxiety and worry between her brows.
Ye Feng hurriedly said: "Yes, auntie, where are you going?"
The woman sighed and said, "I'm going to the town to find someone, so I won't talk to you any more. My aunt is leaving first."
Ye Feng nodded, watching the woman leave, Ye Feng was a little dazed.
"What's wrong?" Lan Mengmeng asked seeing Ye Feng in a daze.
Ye Feng said: "It's nothing, I just feel that this aunt seems to be a bit dark. And seeing her frowning slightly, her face showing a sad face, and her walking in a hurry, it is obvious that something has happened~"
Hearing what Ye Feng said, Lan Mengmeng said: "You won't tell me that she also hit a ghost, right?"
Ye Feng thought for a while: "I don't rule out the possibility that her family members ran into ghosts."
Lan Mengmeng: "..."
Looking Ye Feng up and down, Lan Mengmeng jokingly said: "You can't be the god of plague, are you? How do you feel that wherever you go, there are such things?"
Ye Feng looked at Lan Mengmeng with black lines, and said, "Blame me?"
Lan Mengmeng stuck out her tongue and said, "Then what should I do? You shouldn't stand by and watch, right?"
Ye Feng stretched out his hand and scratched Lan Mengmeng's nose, and said, "You know, I still ask?" Then he said:
"She will definitely pass here when she comes back. Pay attention and ask her when you see her."
"Oh!" Lan Mengmeng nodded, but was delighted by Ye Feng's ambiguous action.
"Okay, let's go back and see if Lao Li organizes any other activities." Saying that, Ye Feng brazenly reached out to hold Lan Mengmeng's hand, turned and walked towards the tent pile.
When it was time to reach the tent, Ye Feng let go of Lan Mengmeng's little hand in good time.He pulled out a grass core from the ground and put it in his mouth.Gently bite the grass core, letting the bitter taste spread in your mouth.
When the bitterness dissipated and a faint fragrance filled his mouth, Ye Feng put his hands behind his head and walked towards the tent with great enjoyment.
Behind her, Lan Mengmeng looked at the guy who was a little lazy at the moment, and smiled again at the corner of her mouth.Immediately, he quickly caught up, and walked side by side with Ye Feng, under the gaze of many students, to the crowd chatting in small groups.
"I'll go to the tent to see Fatty and the others, you wait for me outside." Ye Feng said, and entered the tent of him and Fatty.
But as soon as he entered, he was stunned. What caught his eyes was a big black wolf with a big red underpants on his buttocks.Its two hind legs protruded from the two large trouser legs of the trousers, which were very loose, making it appear that the legs were much thinner.
The slightly tightened waistband of the underpants tightened all the fur, making the front half of the body fluffy and the back half of the body tight.On the buttocks, there was a high bump. Obviously there was no hole there, so the tail was bulging inside.
At this moment, the big black wolf was twisting its buttocks, and kept asking Niu Fei beside him, "How is it? Is it sexy?"
The fat man said with a smirk, "It's sexy."
"But I don't feel comfortable with the tail, why don't you cut a hole for me to show it?" Big Black Wolf said looking at his upturned buttocks.
Niu Fei suppressed a smile and explained: "No, you look good and sexy like this. Besides, I don't have the tools to cut a hole for you."
"That's alright, is it really sexy?" The big black wolf said with a sense of complacency.
The fat man nodded seriously and said, "It's quite sexy, it's even more bulging than lordotic or bulgy."
Hearing that the big black wolf held his head proudly, looked at Ye Feng who had just entered the tent, and said, "Isn't it sexy?"
"Ah...uh~ sex...sexy!"
Ye Feng almost threw up. For the first time, he felt that "sexy" would make him so sick.
At this time, the fat man came up with some idea, and said to the big black wolf: "You are dressed so sexy, it's a pity not to have a show."
As he said that, the fat man took out his phone, turned on the recording function and said, "Come on, walk like the catwalk I said. Walk across, one, two, three, four!"
Hearing this, the big black wolf immediately followed suit, crossing its left and right front legs and striding forward step by step, followed closely by its hind legs.For a while, he twisted his body left and right, and walked like a big cat.
It's just that Lao Gao's butt, which was originally upturned, seemed a bit exaggerated under this kind of twisting, and it directly swayed from side to side.
Ye Feng was dumbfounded, but the fat man was having a good time, and said: "That's right, that's it, follow my rhythm, one, two, three, four~ ten thousand spit broken Buddha, move every time~ move every time~~ come on!" Dead dog..."
And the big black wolf, who was walking in the rhythm of the fat man, was turning around and walking towards the origin of the catwalk. When he heard the fat man's words "come to die dog", he turned his head and stared and said, "Besides, I'm a dog." I'm in a hurry with you!"
But the fat man didn't explain that he was speaking in substandard English, and hurriedly said:
"Looking back, it looks good, and it's in place. Let's do another slow motion, pay attention to your eyes, blur a little, and raise your head slightly."
Hei Lang obeyed excitedly, turned his buttocks and took two steps, turned his head and squinted his eyes, making a disgusting "blurred" look.
"Not bad, go on for a few more steps and come back." The fat man continued to direct.
Hearing the words, the big black wolf turned his head, twisted and walked a few steps, then turned around, and walked over with another twist.When he got close to the fat man, the fat man said: "Stop, let's move your head slightly in slow motion and turn from left to right."
The big black wolf did as he did, with a somewhat humane expression of arrogance and complacency, as well as some enjoyment.It was as if it was really a catwalk model receiving the envy of countless people.
"Perfect!"
The fat man clicked to save the video, and smiled triumphantly at the bewildered Ye Feng: "How about it, this video is going to be posted on the Internet, is it more popular than other animal humor videos?"
Ye Feng was really speechless, so he gave a thumbs up and said to the fat man, "You know how to play, labor and capital are convinced."
The fat man smiled triumphantly, clicked to play the video, handed it to Hei Lang, and said, "How is it? Do you have a style?"
Hei Lang kept nodding his head and said, "Have a style!"
But Ye Feng, who was at the side, thought helplessly: "It's quite a crime, two fellows who commit crimes."
(Take a little poll to see who you all like:
1. The handsome, unrestrained and righteous Ye Feng
2. Lan Mengmeng, who is cute, beautiful and dares to love and hate
3. The cute and funny fat man
4. The heartless big black wolf who made a fool of himself
Write down your favorite characters in the book review area, and tell the reason, and communicate with everyone! )
(End of this chapter)
Lan Mengmeng took Ye Feng's hand, stood beside the soil bag, and let the cool mountain breeze blow by, blowing their bangs.
The atmosphere was a little awkward, mainly because both of them had no experience in dating, so they were a bit cold for a while.
Both of them were trying to think of something in their hearts, but they didn't know what to say for a long time.Finally, when both of them thought of something to say, a voice suddenly interrupted from the side.
"Student, are you traveling in the mountains?"
Ye Feng and Ye Feng separated their hands quickly, and then turned their heads to look, and found a woman walking by.The age of the woman should be in her 40s, her clothes are simple and clean, but there is a trace of anxiety and worry between her brows.
Ye Feng hurriedly said: "Yes, auntie, where are you going?"
The woman sighed and said, "I'm going to the town to find someone, so I won't talk to you any more. My aunt is leaving first."
Ye Feng nodded, watching the woman leave, Ye Feng was a little dazed.
"What's wrong?" Lan Mengmeng asked seeing Ye Feng in a daze.
Ye Feng said: "It's nothing, I just feel that this aunt seems to be a bit dark. And seeing her frowning slightly, her face showing a sad face, and her walking in a hurry, it is obvious that something has happened~"
Hearing what Ye Feng said, Lan Mengmeng said: "You won't tell me that she also hit a ghost, right?"
Ye Feng thought for a while: "I don't rule out the possibility that her family members ran into ghosts."
Lan Mengmeng: "..."
Looking Ye Feng up and down, Lan Mengmeng jokingly said: "You can't be the god of plague, are you? How do you feel that wherever you go, there are such things?"
Ye Feng looked at Lan Mengmeng with black lines, and said, "Blame me?"
Lan Mengmeng stuck out her tongue and said, "Then what should I do? You shouldn't stand by and watch, right?"
Ye Feng stretched out his hand and scratched Lan Mengmeng's nose, and said, "You know, I still ask?" Then he said:
"She will definitely pass here when she comes back. Pay attention and ask her when you see her."
"Oh!" Lan Mengmeng nodded, but was delighted by Ye Feng's ambiguous action.
"Okay, let's go back and see if Lao Li organizes any other activities." Saying that, Ye Feng brazenly reached out to hold Lan Mengmeng's hand, turned and walked towards the tent pile.
When it was time to reach the tent, Ye Feng let go of Lan Mengmeng's little hand in good time.He pulled out a grass core from the ground and put it in his mouth.Gently bite the grass core, letting the bitter taste spread in your mouth.
When the bitterness dissipated and a faint fragrance filled his mouth, Ye Feng put his hands behind his head and walked towards the tent with great enjoyment.
Behind her, Lan Mengmeng looked at the guy who was a little lazy at the moment, and smiled again at the corner of her mouth.Immediately, he quickly caught up, and walked side by side with Ye Feng, under the gaze of many students, to the crowd chatting in small groups.
"I'll go to the tent to see Fatty and the others, you wait for me outside." Ye Feng said, and entered the tent of him and Fatty.
But as soon as he entered, he was stunned. What caught his eyes was a big black wolf with a big red underpants on his buttocks.Its two hind legs protruded from the two large trouser legs of the trousers, which were very loose, making it appear that the legs were much thinner.
The slightly tightened waistband of the underpants tightened all the fur, making the front half of the body fluffy and the back half of the body tight.On the buttocks, there was a high bump. Obviously there was no hole there, so the tail was bulging inside.
At this moment, the big black wolf was twisting its buttocks, and kept asking Niu Fei beside him, "How is it? Is it sexy?"
The fat man said with a smirk, "It's sexy."
"But I don't feel comfortable with the tail, why don't you cut a hole for me to show it?" Big Black Wolf said looking at his upturned buttocks.
Niu Fei suppressed a smile and explained: "No, you look good and sexy like this. Besides, I don't have the tools to cut a hole for you."
"That's alright, is it really sexy?" The big black wolf said with a sense of complacency.
The fat man nodded seriously and said, "It's quite sexy, it's even more bulging than lordotic or bulgy."
Hearing that the big black wolf held his head proudly, looked at Ye Feng who had just entered the tent, and said, "Isn't it sexy?"
"Ah...uh~ sex...sexy!"
Ye Feng almost threw up. For the first time, he felt that "sexy" would make him so sick.
At this time, the fat man came up with some idea, and said to the big black wolf: "You are dressed so sexy, it's a pity not to have a show."
As he said that, the fat man took out his phone, turned on the recording function and said, "Come on, walk like the catwalk I said. Walk across, one, two, three, four!"
Hearing this, the big black wolf immediately followed suit, crossing its left and right front legs and striding forward step by step, followed closely by its hind legs.For a while, he twisted his body left and right, and walked like a big cat.
It's just that Lao Gao's butt, which was originally upturned, seemed a bit exaggerated under this kind of twisting, and it directly swayed from side to side.
Ye Feng was dumbfounded, but the fat man was having a good time, and said: "That's right, that's it, follow my rhythm, one, two, three, four~ ten thousand spit broken Buddha, move every time~ move every time~~ come on!" Dead dog..."
And the big black wolf, who was walking in the rhythm of the fat man, was turning around and walking towards the origin of the catwalk. When he heard the fat man's words "come to die dog", he turned his head and stared and said, "Besides, I'm a dog." I'm in a hurry with you!"
But the fat man didn't explain that he was speaking in substandard English, and hurriedly said:
"Looking back, it looks good, and it's in place. Let's do another slow motion, pay attention to your eyes, blur a little, and raise your head slightly."
Hei Lang obeyed excitedly, turned his buttocks and took two steps, turned his head and squinted his eyes, making a disgusting "blurred" look.
"Not bad, go on for a few more steps and come back." The fat man continued to direct.
Hearing the words, the big black wolf turned his head, twisted and walked a few steps, then turned around, and walked over with another twist.When he got close to the fat man, the fat man said: "Stop, let's move your head slightly in slow motion and turn from left to right."
The big black wolf did as he did, with a somewhat humane expression of arrogance and complacency, as well as some enjoyment.It was as if it was really a catwalk model receiving the envy of countless people.
"Perfect!"
The fat man clicked to save the video, and smiled triumphantly at the bewildered Ye Feng: "How about it, this video is going to be posted on the Internet, is it more popular than other animal humor videos?"
Ye Feng was really speechless, so he gave a thumbs up and said to the fat man, "You know how to play, labor and capital are convinced."
The fat man smiled triumphantly, clicked to play the video, handed it to Hei Lang, and said, "How is it? Do you have a style?"
Hei Lang kept nodding his head and said, "Have a style!"
But Ye Feng, who was at the side, thought helplessly: "It's quite a crime, two fellows who commit crimes."
(Take a little poll to see who you all like:
1. The handsome, unrestrained and righteous Ye Feng
2. Lan Mengmeng, who is cute, beautiful and dares to love and hate
3. The cute and funny fat man
4. The heartless big black wolf who made a fool of himself
Write down your favorite characters in the book review area, and tell the reason, and communicate with everyone! )
(End of this chapter)
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