Pao Niu Baojian
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Chapter 2289: Farce (3)
With the hands dancing continuously in the air, it looks like Avalokitesvara from the outside.Moreover, the feet were continuously moving on the ground, and all the blackboard erasers were caught between the fingers of both hands by Zhang Yuze.
"Ha! Ha! Ha!" Zhang Yuze imitated Zhou Xingxing's laughter and laughed wildly.
"If you have any other means, use them to me! I, Zhang Yuze, will take them all."
"That's fine too!" Wang Kaijun, who obviously had a role just now, murmured looking at Zhang Yuze's elegant and unrestrained movements.
"Am I not mistaken?" Qiu Zhenhua rubbed his eyes vigorously, then shook his head.
"I'm definitely dazzled! If I'm not wrong, this should be a hallucination." Lin Kunhong said solemnly.
All the boys at the scene: "..."
A group of girls: "So handsome!"
Before Zhang Yuze finished laughing, another flying object flew towards Zhang Yuze. At this time, Zhang Yuze's hands were full of hidden weapons (blackboard erasers), and he could no longer pick up other things with his hands, although Zhang Yuze could drop his hands first But if this is the case, Zhang Yuze’s previous performance will be in vain. Zhang Yuze doesn’t want to do this. Thinking of Zhou Xingxing’s "Fight Back to School", this seems to be the case. Why don’t I learn from it? Zhang Yuze, who likes to pretend to be B, has made a decision at this time.
Zhang Yuze didn't even look at the thing that was flying towards Zhang Yuze, he just listened to the wind and debated his position. He had no hands, but Zhang Yuze still had a mouth!Zhang Yuze aimed at the flying thing, opened his mouth and bit it!That thing was firmly bitten in Zhang Yuze's mouth.At that moment, Zhang Yuze was very proud, there is nothing you can do about me!
But not long after he was proud, Zhang Yuze felt something was wrong, because Zhang Yuze realized that this thing was obviously not a blackboard eraser.Just when I was a little puzzled, there was a burst of laughter in the classroom.
Zhang Yuze's complexion changed as a burst of stench came, and only then did he realize why they were laughing like this, because what was in his mouth was a blackboard eraser, but a Xtep sneaker.
"Grandma's! Whose shoes are so smelly, they haven't been washed for several years!" Zhang Yuze cursed while spitting out the sneakers in his mouth.Grandma's, even biting other people's shoes, I feel bad luck after thinking about it.
Embarrassed, Zhang Yuze returned to his seat.Unexpectedly, as soon as he sat down, he saw Wang Kaijun sitting next to him with one bare foot, while the other was wearing Xtep brand sneakers that he was familiar with and disgusting.Seeing this situation, Zhang Yuze felt nausea in his stomach.
Seeing Zhang Yuze's eyes that seemed to be eating people, Wang Kaijun scratched his head in embarrassment, and said to him embarrassingly: "Boss, I'm really sorry, I just saw you perform so wonderfully on it, I was excited for a while... ..."
"In a moment of excitement, I smashed your stinky Xtep on your boss and me!" Zhang Yuze held a cup, vomited for 2 minutes, raised his head, and said to him angrily.
Wang Kaijun smiled, a little embarrassed, just looked at the cup in Zhang Yuze's hand, his face changed, and asked him weakly: "Boss, who owns the cup in your hand? How do I look like it?" Does it look familiar?"
Zhang Yuze took a look at the mug full of vomit in his hand, "Oh!" and said, "It seems to be yours, I don't know."
(End of this chapter)
With the hands dancing continuously in the air, it looks like Avalokitesvara from the outside.Moreover, the feet were continuously moving on the ground, and all the blackboard erasers were caught between the fingers of both hands by Zhang Yuze.
"Ha! Ha! Ha!" Zhang Yuze imitated Zhou Xingxing's laughter and laughed wildly.
"If you have any other means, use them to me! I, Zhang Yuze, will take them all."
"That's fine too!" Wang Kaijun, who obviously had a role just now, murmured looking at Zhang Yuze's elegant and unrestrained movements.
"Am I not mistaken?" Qiu Zhenhua rubbed his eyes vigorously, then shook his head.
"I'm definitely dazzled! If I'm not wrong, this should be a hallucination." Lin Kunhong said solemnly.
All the boys at the scene: "..."
A group of girls: "So handsome!"
Before Zhang Yuze finished laughing, another flying object flew towards Zhang Yuze. At this time, Zhang Yuze's hands were full of hidden weapons (blackboard erasers), and he could no longer pick up other things with his hands, although Zhang Yuze could drop his hands first But if this is the case, Zhang Yuze’s previous performance will be in vain. Zhang Yuze doesn’t want to do this. Thinking of Zhou Xingxing’s "Fight Back to School", this seems to be the case. Why don’t I learn from it? Zhang Yuze, who likes to pretend to be B, has made a decision at this time.
Zhang Yuze didn't even look at the thing that was flying towards Zhang Yuze, he just listened to the wind and debated his position. He had no hands, but Zhang Yuze still had a mouth!Zhang Yuze aimed at the flying thing, opened his mouth and bit it!That thing was firmly bitten in Zhang Yuze's mouth.At that moment, Zhang Yuze was very proud, there is nothing you can do about me!
But not long after he was proud, Zhang Yuze felt something was wrong, because Zhang Yuze realized that this thing was obviously not a blackboard eraser.Just when I was a little puzzled, there was a burst of laughter in the classroom.
Zhang Yuze's complexion changed as a burst of stench came, and only then did he realize why they were laughing like this, because what was in his mouth was a blackboard eraser, but a Xtep sneaker.
"Grandma's! Whose shoes are so smelly, they haven't been washed for several years!" Zhang Yuze cursed while spitting out the sneakers in his mouth.Grandma's, even biting other people's shoes, I feel bad luck after thinking about it.
Embarrassed, Zhang Yuze returned to his seat.Unexpectedly, as soon as he sat down, he saw Wang Kaijun sitting next to him with one bare foot, while the other was wearing Xtep brand sneakers that he was familiar with and disgusting.Seeing this situation, Zhang Yuze felt nausea in his stomach.
Seeing Zhang Yuze's eyes that seemed to be eating people, Wang Kaijun scratched his head in embarrassment, and said to him embarrassingly: "Boss, I'm really sorry, I just saw you perform so wonderfully on it, I was excited for a while... ..."
"In a moment of excitement, I smashed your stinky Xtep on your boss and me!" Zhang Yuze held a cup, vomited for 2 minutes, raised his head, and said to him angrily.
Wang Kaijun smiled, a little embarrassed, just looked at the cup in Zhang Yuze's hand, his face changed, and asked him weakly: "Boss, who owns the cup in your hand? How do I look like it?" Does it look familiar?"
Zhang Yuze took a look at the mug full of vomit in his hand, "Oh!" and said, "It seems to be yours, I don't know."
(End of this chapter)
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