School grass No. 1 pet: Domineering kisses all night long!

Chapter 314 The Best Loser Friend

"You are not as beautiful as a flower, you are 'like a flower'". ——Fish Tangtang "School Grass No. 1 Pet: Tyrant Kissing All Night"

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After the four got into the car, Lu Bin said: "My friend recommended me a Jianghu restaurant called 'Xingfu Restaurant'. It is said that the chef's craftsmanship is very good, and every dish is very authentic. It is near the No. [-] Middle School. How about we Go there to eat?"

"Okay, you show the way, I'll drive." Zuo Li was quite straightforward.

On the way, Zhou Qian officially introduced Zuo Li to Zhuang Bin and the two of them. Not long after, Zuo Li and Zhou Qian habitually hurt each other. This is the normal state of the two of them getting along.

"Wai Wai, you count on your fingers, how many times you have moved. If you don't bother me, I will."

"Doctor Zuo, please, you are a high-income group, and you don't know the sufferings of the poor. I am a dick girl, and I earn a living by selling letters. My income is small, and the rent is always rising. I can't afford it. How can I live if I don't move? "

"That's why I told you to move to live with me, but you still don't do it. I'm helping you save rent!"

"No, men and women can't kiss each other. Although you have a cold personality and an insulated physique, this lady is so beautiful..."

"Okay, so you are a woman, I know for the first time today." Zuo Li laughed loudly:
"You are not as beautiful as a flower, you are 'like a flower' (the first clown in Stephen Chow's movie)."

When Lu Bin and Zhuang Shihao heard this, they couldn't help but laughed too.

"What are you laughing at?! I'm telling the truth!" Zhou Qian pulled the broken hair from her temples behind her ears, pretending to be charming:

"I am a lady, with a poetic and literary spirit in her belly, she just makes people jealous."

Zuo Li snorted disdainfully, turned his head and broke the news to the two people in the back row: "Don't listen to the nonsense of this strange aunt, she is not a lady, she is obviously a man, she often calls me Shit, I can smell it through the mic."

Zhou Qian was angry, punched him, and cursed: "So you don't fart, right, I can't see you suffocating!"

"Hahahaha!" Lu Bin thought the bickering between the two was too funny, so he asked Zuo Li, "Brother Li, have you known each other for a long time? It feels like siblings."

"It's been a long time. I'm unlucky. I have a bad relationship with her. I'm in the same class in high school and college. Even my first kiss was..."

"First kiss?" Zhuang Shihao's eyes widened. Could it be that his brother and sister have dated before?
"Why do you keep mentioning this?" Zhou Qian pinched Zuo Li severely, the pain made his hand holding the steering wheel tremble, and argued:

"That's not a kiss, it's just that I accidentally bumped into it! It hurt my front tooth to death..." After finishing speaking, I couldn't bear to look back.

Zuo Li hadn't had a good time chatting yet: "Speaking of teeth, there was a time when Zhou Waiwai had a wisdom tooth, and it was so painful that she ran to our hospital to have her tooth extracted. It happened to be me who was the surgeon, and when she saw the anesthetic needle, she panicked, and the whole ward panicked. Hearing her crying and howling alone, other doctors came to ask, when did dentistry become obstetrics and gynecology, and why the patients howled so heartbreakingly..."

"How dare you say that!" Zhou Qian gave him a gouged look, and said, "There was a notice on the wall asking the doctor to 'chat with the patient for 3 minutes before the diagnosis and treatment'. What happened? I went and just lay down." , this guy has prepared needles, knives, hammers, etc., and my mother is not a silent lamb, so of course she will roar!"

"Puff!" Lu Bin grinned and asked, "Then what happened next?"

Zuo Li's lips hooked evilly: "The more noisy she is, the faster I move, once the anesthetic wears off, her tongue can't be straightened, so naturally she can't speak, and it's pure."

"I laughed so hard, you two are really the best bad friends!"

(End of this chapter)