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Chapter 138 Reasons That Are Not Reasons
"No! Don't worry! With me here, I can't let you fall." Ma Mafei smiled.
Not long after that, Pharaoh came out of the house. Not to mention, as soon as he said it was a gift, Pharaoh immediately became more energetic, his body was not weak, and his face was full of joy, so he ran away. come out.
When we got to the yard and saw Lao Niu, Lao Wang's attentiveness also came up, and he was polite when he went up, "Old Niu! What brought you here, you are really a rare visitor! A rare visitor!"
"Just pretend! I'll beat you back to your original shape in a while." Lao Niu was very unhappy, if it wasn't for the later things, he would have been in a hurry.
"Hehe! Old Wang! Look at what you said, we are neighbors, and there is a saying that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, right?"
Although Lao Wang felt that Lao Niu was a little arrogant today, he said that Lao Niu was here to give benefits, so he endured it, "Hehe! You are right! You are right! Lao Niu! Look at what is missing at home. Use What, just open your mouth."
If it was before, not to mention Lao Wang would say this at this time, he would probably have been bullish long ago, but now it is different, this Lao Wang also knows that Lao Niu's family has made a lot of money, and at this time comparing wealth with Lao Niu is simply courting death.
"Old Wang! You are really polite, but no need, see, this is my doll, there is plenty of money, this thing is prepared for me." Lao Niu patted the armrest of the wheelchair, and then said to Lao Wang .
Lao Wang nodded for a while, but muttered in his heart, "You baby? Bragging! We have been neighbors for decades, and your baby has died a long time ago."
"Hmm! Hmm! This kid is not simple at first glance." The words were not what they meant, and Old Wang flattered him against his own conscience.
As for Lao Niu, he smiled, "You know how to look at people, yes, this kid is not simple, do you know the newly opened instant ramen restaurant in the mountain city? It belongs to my baby."
"Also! You know that the Shanzong disciple who has a good relationship with the three principals is actually my baby."
"By the way! You probably don't know it yet! In fact, my baby was recently elected as a candidate for the vice president of the three courtyards." As soon as Lao Niu opened his mouth, he didn't give Lao Wang a chance to speak, and directly showed his identity. Shock the old king.
No matter which one of these identities is taken out, the identity of Immediately Flying is something that Pharaoh cannot afford to offend.So after Lao Wang heard Ma Ma Fei's identity, Lao Wang was completely confused. Since A Ling appeared to help Ma Ma Fei yesterday, Lao Wang knew that Ma Ma Fei's identity was not simple. Silly.
Such a character of Nima is definitely not something he can offend, so he must not offend him in the future, because according to Ma Mafei's identity, even if Ma Ma Fei kills Lao Wang's family at this time, there is nothing wrong with it.
"You are so young and promising! Old cow! You will be blessed in the future." Old Wang said after sweating.
"That's not right! A fortune teller told me that I have a good fortune, but I still didn't believe it, but this time I believe it." Lao Niu said, at this time, Lao Niu deliberately didn't talk about the good things, so he should carefully respond to Lao Wang. , and then wait for the opportunity to act.
On the contrary to Lao Niu's reaction, although Lao Wang was very anxious about the benefits at this time, Lao Niu didn't talk about that, so Lao Wang could only follow what Lao Niu said.
At first the two of them were talking, and then immediately Fei spoke up, "Uncle Wang! What happened to your pool?"
"Ah! Ah! This! I'm going to raise some fish in the yard." Speaking of this, Lao Wang felt a little guilty. He was not raising fish, but to steal pearls from the pearl well, but this must not be said. To say, to say is courting death.
He didn't tell the truth, and he didn't point it out immediately, so he smiled at Lao Wang, "That's it! Uncle Wang really has a very special idea!"
"Hehe! I'm old, and I'm not very thoughtful." Old Wang said, actually, his hair was on edge.
"Grandpa Niu! Do you want to see the pool at Uncle Wang's house?" Ma Mafei naturally led the conversation to this.
Because Lao Niu had agreed with Ma Mafei in advance, so Lao Niu nodded, "It's good to have a look, maybe there are fish!"
Immediately Fei pushed Lao Niu to the side of the pool, and then the two of them talked and laughed pretendingly. As for Lao Wang, it was as if he did not exist. After Lao Niu chatted with Ma Ma Fei, he left Lao Wang aside.
After chatting for a while, he immediately flew to see that the timing was almost right, and suddenly reminded the old cow, "Grandpa Niu! Didn't you come here to deliver something to Uncle Wang?"
"Ah! If you don't tell me, you forgot." The old cow was very cooperative, and pretended to be stupefied. Then he reached into his pocket and found a pearl. Then the old cow turned around and looked at the pearl. Old Wang, "Old Wang! I'm so sorry. Look at my memory. I'm getting old and my memory is not good. I came here to thank you, but I forgot."
Lao Niu said it sincerely, and all along, Lao Niu gave Lao Wang the impression that Lao Niu was very easy to bully and didn't dare to do anything to him, so after seeing Lao Niu take out the pearl, the smile on Lao Wang's face was even bigger, although it was just One, but no matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat!
"You're welcome! You're welcome! You say we are neighbors, and we are so close. If I don't help you, who can I help you? Say yes!" Old Wang said.
"It's a fart! You think my old cow didn't see you bullying my old lady." The old cow cursed inwardly, but said, "It's true! It's true! Look at me after being paralyzed! I will trouble you Take care of our family, although there are not many pearls, but the heart is not something that can be measured by a single pearl, you say it is!"
As the old cow said, the hand holding the pearl began to make gestures.
Old Wang stared at the pearl, and he seemed to be waiting for the old cow to hand over the pearl to him, but the old cow seemed to want to give the pearl to Old Wang, but his hand gestured in a circle Afterwards, the old cow's hand suddenly gestured back again.
Seeing that the pearl was about to be obtained, and suddenly went back, Old Wang couldn't help swallowing, and the smile on his face also began to stiffen.
All the changes of Lao Wang can be seen in Ma Ma Fei's eyes. Although Ma Ma Fei didn't speak, he has a thorough grasp of Lao Wang's whole character. This Lao Wang is a typical villain who only cares about profit. Hello, you have no money, who cares about your type.
"This guy! You really are shameless. Didn't they all say that the ancients were more simple? I am simple, you uncle." Immediately Fei cursed in his heart, and said decisively, "Grandpa Niu! Tell me about you, you take this thing Come out, why don't you give it to Uncle Wang quickly."
Immediately Fei bent down and reached out to grab the pearl in the old cow's hand. As a result, the pearl caught it, but it still moved and fell out of their two palms.
You dropped it as you said, but it didn't fall on the ground, but fell into the pond in the courtyard of Lao Wang's house. Immediately, Lao Niu and Ma Fei were both taken aback, and then looked at Lao Wang with embarrassment.
At this time, Lao Wang's face was very ugly, in short, that expression was very distorted.
"That Uncle Wang! Look at this!" Lao Niu didn't speak, but immediately flew first.
Old Wang was stunned for a few seconds before realizing, "Ah! Ah! It's okay! It's okay!"
He said it was fine, but in his heart Lao Wang scolded Ma Mafei and Lao Niu ancestor all over again.What he meant, Ma Fei could naturally tell.
"Uncle Wang! I think so! This pearl fell in from this place, you will definitely find it when you go down." Ma Mafei suggested kindly.
"Ah! Shall I go down?" Pharaoh pointed to himself in surprise.
"That's right! If you don't go down, who will go down! The pearls are given to you by us. They are yours. You see, Grandpa Niu and I are both your guests. Grandpa Niu has bad legs and feet, so he must not go down, and I have to take care of them." Grandpa Niu, of course you can’t go down, so you’re the only one left.” What Ma Mafei said was reasonable, if it was someone else, he would be fine, but Pharaoh is a landlubber, he doesn’t know how to use water, and the water in the pool is at least one meter high , this is a nightmare for Lao Wang, whose water depth cannot reach his knees.
Beads of sweat came out in an instant, and Lao Wang touched the sweat with his hand, "That old cow! And this little brother! To be honest! In fact, I am a landlubber."
"Impossible!" Although he knew about this matter long ago, Ma Fei absolutely couldn't reveal his secrets.
"What I said is true." Lao Wang was quite helpless, looked at the pool in front of him, and immediately began to tremble, as if he had a little phobia for the pool.
Although Lao Niu didn't look at Lao Wang, but from the corner of his eyes, he saw Lao Wang's expression in his eyes. He felt secretly refreshed, and followed Lao Niu and said, "Old Wang! What are you talking about? What are you talking about?" Time has become a landlubber. If you were a landlubber, what kind of fish would you dig a pond to raise? My old cow treats you as a good person, and you are not happy."
"No, no, no! Lao Niu, you misunderstood." Lao Wang suddenly became hot, this is so damn, when did Lao Niu become smarter.
"What's the misunderstanding? Let me ask you, did you ask you to dig this pond?" the old cow asked.
"Yes!" Lao Wang told the truth.
"That's good! Let me ask you again, are you planning to raise fish?" Lao Niu continued to ask.
"That's right!" Lao Wang continued to reply.
"Look! You have admitted it yourself. Have you ever seen a fish farmer who can't go down to the pond to catch fish?" The old cow clapped his hands, and then asked the old king, let alone, this old cow is old, but his head is good, This logic seems okay at first glance, but in fact, fish farmers do not necessarily go to the pond to catch fish.
But at this juncture, Lao Wang flustered because he was afraid of water, and when people panic, they must not be able to calm down, so when thinking about things, the more they think about it, the more anxious they become, and the more anxious they are, the more panicked they become.
(End of this chapter)
"No! Don't worry! With me here, I can't let you fall." Ma Mafei smiled.
Not long after that, Pharaoh came out of the house. Not to mention, as soon as he said it was a gift, Pharaoh immediately became more energetic, his body was not weak, and his face was full of joy, so he ran away. come out.
When we got to the yard and saw Lao Niu, Lao Wang's attentiveness also came up, and he was polite when he went up, "Old Niu! What brought you here, you are really a rare visitor! A rare visitor!"
"Just pretend! I'll beat you back to your original shape in a while." Lao Niu was very unhappy, if it wasn't for the later things, he would have been in a hurry.
"Hehe! Old Wang! Look at what you said, we are neighbors, and there is a saying that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, right?"
Although Lao Wang felt that Lao Niu was a little arrogant today, he said that Lao Niu was here to give benefits, so he endured it, "Hehe! You are right! You are right! Lao Niu! Look at what is missing at home. Use What, just open your mouth."
If it was before, not to mention Lao Wang would say this at this time, he would probably have been bullish long ago, but now it is different, this Lao Wang also knows that Lao Niu's family has made a lot of money, and at this time comparing wealth with Lao Niu is simply courting death.
"Old Wang! You are really polite, but no need, see, this is my doll, there is plenty of money, this thing is prepared for me." Lao Niu patted the armrest of the wheelchair, and then said to Lao Wang .
Lao Wang nodded for a while, but muttered in his heart, "You baby? Bragging! We have been neighbors for decades, and your baby has died a long time ago."
"Hmm! Hmm! This kid is not simple at first glance." The words were not what they meant, and Old Wang flattered him against his own conscience.
As for Lao Niu, he smiled, "You know how to look at people, yes, this kid is not simple, do you know the newly opened instant ramen restaurant in the mountain city? It belongs to my baby."
"Also! You know that the Shanzong disciple who has a good relationship with the three principals is actually my baby."
"By the way! You probably don't know it yet! In fact, my baby was recently elected as a candidate for the vice president of the three courtyards." As soon as Lao Niu opened his mouth, he didn't give Lao Wang a chance to speak, and directly showed his identity. Shock the old king.
No matter which one of these identities is taken out, the identity of Immediately Flying is something that Pharaoh cannot afford to offend.So after Lao Wang heard Ma Ma Fei's identity, Lao Wang was completely confused. Since A Ling appeared to help Ma Ma Fei yesterday, Lao Wang knew that Ma Ma Fei's identity was not simple. Silly.
Such a character of Nima is definitely not something he can offend, so he must not offend him in the future, because according to Ma Mafei's identity, even if Ma Ma Fei kills Lao Wang's family at this time, there is nothing wrong with it.
"You are so young and promising! Old cow! You will be blessed in the future." Old Wang said after sweating.
"That's not right! A fortune teller told me that I have a good fortune, but I still didn't believe it, but this time I believe it." Lao Niu said, at this time, Lao Niu deliberately didn't talk about the good things, so he should carefully respond to Lao Wang. , and then wait for the opportunity to act.
On the contrary to Lao Niu's reaction, although Lao Wang was very anxious about the benefits at this time, Lao Niu didn't talk about that, so Lao Wang could only follow what Lao Niu said.
At first the two of them were talking, and then immediately Fei spoke up, "Uncle Wang! What happened to your pool?"
"Ah! Ah! This! I'm going to raise some fish in the yard." Speaking of this, Lao Wang felt a little guilty. He was not raising fish, but to steal pearls from the pearl well, but this must not be said. To say, to say is courting death.
He didn't tell the truth, and he didn't point it out immediately, so he smiled at Lao Wang, "That's it! Uncle Wang really has a very special idea!"
"Hehe! I'm old, and I'm not very thoughtful." Old Wang said, actually, his hair was on edge.
"Grandpa Niu! Do you want to see the pool at Uncle Wang's house?" Ma Mafei naturally led the conversation to this.
Because Lao Niu had agreed with Ma Mafei in advance, so Lao Niu nodded, "It's good to have a look, maybe there are fish!"
Immediately Fei pushed Lao Niu to the side of the pool, and then the two of them talked and laughed pretendingly. As for Lao Wang, it was as if he did not exist. After Lao Niu chatted with Ma Ma Fei, he left Lao Wang aside.
After chatting for a while, he immediately flew to see that the timing was almost right, and suddenly reminded the old cow, "Grandpa Niu! Didn't you come here to deliver something to Uncle Wang?"
"Ah! If you don't tell me, you forgot." The old cow was very cooperative, and pretended to be stupefied. Then he reached into his pocket and found a pearl. Then the old cow turned around and looked at the pearl. Old Wang, "Old Wang! I'm so sorry. Look at my memory. I'm getting old and my memory is not good. I came here to thank you, but I forgot."
Lao Niu said it sincerely, and all along, Lao Niu gave Lao Wang the impression that Lao Niu was very easy to bully and didn't dare to do anything to him, so after seeing Lao Niu take out the pearl, the smile on Lao Wang's face was even bigger, although it was just One, but no matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat!
"You're welcome! You're welcome! You say we are neighbors, and we are so close. If I don't help you, who can I help you? Say yes!" Old Wang said.
"It's a fart! You think my old cow didn't see you bullying my old lady." The old cow cursed inwardly, but said, "It's true! It's true! Look at me after being paralyzed! I will trouble you Take care of our family, although there are not many pearls, but the heart is not something that can be measured by a single pearl, you say it is!"
As the old cow said, the hand holding the pearl began to make gestures.
Old Wang stared at the pearl, and he seemed to be waiting for the old cow to hand over the pearl to him, but the old cow seemed to want to give the pearl to Old Wang, but his hand gestured in a circle Afterwards, the old cow's hand suddenly gestured back again.
Seeing that the pearl was about to be obtained, and suddenly went back, Old Wang couldn't help swallowing, and the smile on his face also began to stiffen.
All the changes of Lao Wang can be seen in Ma Ma Fei's eyes. Although Ma Ma Fei didn't speak, he has a thorough grasp of Lao Wang's whole character. This Lao Wang is a typical villain who only cares about profit. Hello, you have no money, who cares about your type.
"This guy! You really are shameless. Didn't they all say that the ancients were more simple? I am simple, you uncle." Immediately Fei cursed in his heart, and said decisively, "Grandpa Niu! Tell me about you, you take this thing Come out, why don't you give it to Uncle Wang quickly."
Immediately Fei bent down and reached out to grab the pearl in the old cow's hand. As a result, the pearl caught it, but it still moved and fell out of their two palms.
You dropped it as you said, but it didn't fall on the ground, but fell into the pond in the courtyard of Lao Wang's house. Immediately, Lao Niu and Ma Fei were both taken aback, and then looked at Lao Wang with embarrassment.
At this time, Lao Wang's face was very ugly, in short, that expression was very distorted.
"That Uncle Wang! Look at this!" Lao Niu didn't speak, but immediately flew first.
Old Wang was stunned for a few seconds before realizing, "Ah! Ah! It's okay! It's okay!"
He said it was fine, but in his heart Lao Wang scolded Ma Mafei and Lao Niu ancestor all over again.What he meant, Ma Fei could naturally tell.
"Uncle Wang! I think so! This pearl fell in from this place, you will definitely find it when you go down." Ma Mafei suggested kindly.
"Ah! Shall I go down?" Pharaoh pointed to himself in surprise.
"That's right! If you don't go down, who will go down! The pearls are given to you by us. They are yours. You see, Grandpa Niu and I are both your guests. Grandpa Niu has bad legs and feet, so he must not go down, and I have to take care of them." Grandpa Niu, of course you can’t go down, so you’re the only one left.” What Ma Mafei said was reasonable, if it was someone else, he would be fine, but Pharaoh is a landlubber, he doesn’t know how to use water, and the water in the pool is at least one meter high , this is a nightmare for Lao Wang, whose water depth cannot reach his knees.
Beads of sweat came out in an instant, and Lao Wang touched the sweat with his hand, "That old cow! And this little brother! To be honest! In fact, I am a landlubber."
"Impossible!" Although he knew about this matter long ago, Ma Fei absolutely couldn't reveal his secrets.
"What I said is true." Lao Wang was quite helpless, looked at the pool in front of him, and immediately began to tremble, as if he had a little phobia for the pool.
Although Lao Niu didn't look at Lao Wang, but from the corner of his eyes, he saw Lao Wang's expression in his eyes. He felt secretly refreshed, and followed Lao Niu and said, "Old Wang! What are you talking about? What are you talking about?" Time has become a landlubber. If you were a landlubber, what kind of fish would you dig a pond to raise? My old cow treats you as a good person, and you are not happy."
"No, no, no! Lao Niu, you misunderstood." Lao Wang suddenly became hot, this is so damn, when did Lao Niu become smarter.
"What's the misunderstanding? Let me ask you, did you ask you to dig this pond?" the old cow asked.
"Yes!" Lao Wang told the truth.
"That's good! Let me ask you again, are you planning to raise fish?" Lao Niu continued to ask.
"That's right!" Lao Wang continued to reply.
"Look! You have admitted it yourself. Have you ever seen a fish farmer who can't go down to the pond to catch fish?" The old cow clapped his hands, and then asked the old king, let alone, this old cow is old, but his head is good, This logic seems okay at first glance, but in fact, fish farmers do not necessarily go to the pond to catch fish.
But at this juncture, Lao Wang flustered because he was afraid of water, and when people panic, they must not be able to calm down, so when thinking about things, the more they think about it, the more anxious they become, and the more anxious they are, the more panicked they become.
(End of this chapter)
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