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Chapter 139
Grandma is a bear!
Since he and Lao Niu became neighbors, Lao Wang has never let Lao Niu be so arrogant in front of him. This time, it is good that Lao Niu not only got arrogant in front of Lao Wang once, but also looked at the signs, and seemed to be successful. Pharaoh panicked.
"Old cow! Uncle Niu! I really can't swim. If you don't believe me, you can ask your neighbors." Lao Wang spread his hands and said.
At this time, Lao Niu doesn't care about Lao Wang, anyway, this time Lao Niu is determined not to give Lao Wang any face, "Old Wang! We have been neighbors for so long, and you have always been righteous."
Lao Niu emphasized the word "justice", as if this word "justice" is very dishonest.
"But this time you went too far. We brought something to you with good intentions. Although we accidentally fell into the water, we got what we wanted, but what about you? Don't you even have any intentions?" Speaking of which, Immediately, Fei pushed the old cow away from the edge of the pool, also worried that the old cow would fall if he was not careful.
"Uncle Niu! Uncle Niu! It's not that I don't want to! It's that I really can't swim!" Old Wang's face was ashen, and tears were about to flow down, but the old cow didn't care about it.
"Ouch! Isn't this the old cow? What are you doing at the old Wang's house?" They chatted with each other, but after talking for a while, a neighbor suddenly walked in from the old Wang's house.
When that guy showed up, Old Wang's face became even more ugly, "Grandma! Why did this bastard come here?"
I screamed in my heart, the person who came was none other than Lao Wang's neighbor, but Lao Wang's neighbor was also surnamed Wang just like him, but the only difference was that this Lao Wang was much cheaper than Lao Wang.
"Ah! Old Wang!" Ma Mafei didn't know this guy, but Lao Niu knew it very well, so when this Lao Wang appeared, Lao Niu thought it was inappropriate to continue talking like this with Lao Wang, so If you don’t do it, you don’t stop. After the old cow greeted the other old king, he said directly to another old king, "That old king! You came just in time. We have been neighbors for decades. Tell me, I took the pearl I gave it to Lao Wang, but when I was not careful, the pearl fell into the pool. You see, I didn’t mean it. I can’t go into the water like this, so I wanted Lao Wang to go down and fish it out, but Lao Wang even clicked it. Without any sincerity, is it too much for you to say that you are a human being?"
What Lao Niu said was true, and the other Lao Wang did not disappoint Lao Niu, so he said, "To be honest! Lao Wang, this is your fault. Lao Niu gave you pearls with good intentions, even if they fell into the water." , but can that pearl melt like sugar? It’s not like you can’t water, you’ll die if you go down there!”
look!This old Wang can talk, and if he doesn't speak, he doesn't speak. When he speaks, he makes people happy and sad. The one who is happy is naturally Lao Niu, and the one who is worried is naturally Lao Niu's neighbor, Lao Wang.
"You bastard! What nonsense are you talking about, who said that my old king can swim?" Old Wang pointed at Old Wang and cursed.
When Lao Wang heard this, he became angry, "You egg! You can swim obviously, why, you don't want to go down, okay! You can do it!"
Lao Wang was pushed, and then that Lao Wang looked at Lao Niu and said, "Old Niu! I can't stand it anymore. This Lao Wang is really nothing. Do you think this is okay? Isn't he not going down? I'll go down, But when I find that pearl, can you give it to me?"
"This!" Lao Niu hesitated. Of course, this hesitation is necessary, and he must make a show for Lao Wang.
"What, what! Lao Niu! Think about it carefully, you are well-intentioned, does this Old Wang appreciate it? Since he doesn't appreciate it, why are you giving him things?" Old Wang said, and then took a breath, " You may not know it! In fact, the old Wang has a dark heart! Last time I went out to buy vegetables and passed by their door, what did you say I saw? I saw your old woman kneeling to the old Wang!"
"What! What are you talking about?" Lao Niu knew about Lao Wang's abuse of Lao Niu's wife, but he didn't see his wife kneel down to Lao Wang. When I was upset.
After shouting, he immediately turned his head to look at Lao Wang, "Old Wang! Is what Lao Wang said true?"
At this time, Lao Wang was sweating profusely. What Lao Wang said was indeed true, and to be honest, not just once, but several times!At that time, Grandma Niu knelt and begged Lao Wang for help, but after Lao Wang asked Grandma Niu to kneel, he didn't even care about it.
"Old cow! Listen to me, things are not like this." Old Wang was anxious, hating him to death.
"What are you talking about? I'm just asking if you have such a thing?" Lao Niu said seriously.
Ma Fei, who was right next to the old cow, was itching with hatred and bullying the weak, which in itself was courting death.So Ma Mafei didn't hold back, and said, "That old Wang! What did my Grandpa Niu ask you? You said it! Is what Old Wang said true?"
Immediately flying is not so good-tempered, he is very domineering when he comes up, it seems that he wants to fix this old king properly.
At this time, the hatred in Lao Wang's heart!If he had known that things would be like this, Lao Wang wanted to regret it, but it is useless to regret now!Flying on the horse, under the inquiry of the two old cows, in the end Lao Wang couldn't stand it anymore and knelt on the ground directly, "Uncle Niu! Listen to me, it's true that Aunt Niu knelt down for me, but it's not me The one who made her kneel! It was herself."
"My old lady is crazy, why did she kneel down for you?" The old cow stared, and then said, there seemed to be sparks in his eyes.
"This! How would I know this." Old Wang just rubbed his hands, embarrassed to tell the truth.
The other Lao Wang smiled, "Old Niu! Do you still need to ask? Your old woman kneeled down to Lao Wang, that was begging Lao Wang! I saw it very clearly at the time, and Lao Wang tilted his head. The two legs seem to enjoy that very much!"
This old Wang was also telling the truth, and after hearing this, the old Wang's face was so ugly that it was hard to describe.
"This dead old king! This time I got hurt." Cursing inwardly, Lao Wang sneaked a glance at the old cow, and saw that the old cow was furious, like a mad cow, yes, if this guy wasn't paralyzed , Maybe he has already started to attack Lao Wang.
"Baby! You heard that, this old bastard actually bullied my old woman, what do you think?" Lao Niu is not pretending at this time, but his real feelings.
"This is easy to handle! I'll have someone fix him!" Immediately Fei replied, and then looked at the other old Wang, "Didn't you like that pearl?"
"En!" The other old king nodded.
"Go down and fish it up, and it's yours if you fish it out." Immediately Fei said.
"Okay!" The other Lao Wang was waiting for this sentence. After Ma Fei approved, the other Lao Wang jumped into the water and started looking for the pearl according to the location Ma Fei said.
As for Lao Wang, hehe, Lao Wang was immediately stupid. Originally, the pearl belonged to him, but it was fine if he didn’t get the pearl, but he even let himself fall into a passive situation. Flying that posture, this is a real one, you definitely don't plan to let him go!
Thinking of this, Pharaoh was really scared. He quickly climbed up to the old cow and hugged the old cow's calf, "Uncle Niu! I was wrong! See if this is going to work, I'll go and apologize to Aunt Niu. Apology is fine." No?"
"Fuck you! I treat you as a human being, you are even worse than a beast." Lao Niu wanted to kick Pharaoh away with his feet, but thinking and doing are two different things after all, because Pharaoh If the lower limbs are paralyzed, you can't move at all, so even if the brain has this reaction, the old cow's paralyzed lower limbs will not cooperate with the old cow.
"Uncle Niu! Uncle Niu! I was really wrong! If it doesn't work, I apologize, I apologize, if you disagree, or you give me a way out, I will do whatever you ask me to do." Old Wang said .
Lao Niu is flying right now, what else does Lao Wang need to do, he said, "No need! I have a doll at home, what do I need you to do."
"No! Uncle Niu! Anyway, we have been neighbors for decades, so just let me go!" Lao Wang was really scared, as if he was worried that he would get angry immediately and snap him.
"Go away! Babe! Let's go!" In just a moment, another old king came out of the pond, and when he came out, he was still holding a pearl in his hand. The pearl that fell into the pool.
"Old Wang! This pearl is yours." Lao Niu was not at all polite. After speaking, Ma Mafei pushed him towards the door.
And the old Wang who came out later just laughed, "Old Wang! I'm sorry! You gave up this thing yourself, and don't care about my business."
There is a saying that fetching water from the bamboo basket was in vain, Lao Wang happily went out to collect the benefits, but the benefits were not received, but he got himself into it. At this time, Lao Wang hesitated and was very scared.
Compared with Lao Wang, after leaving Lao Wang's house, Lao Niu suddenly stopped immediately, "Baby! You can't tell my wife about this. My wife is soft-hearted. If she finds out, she will definitely be angry with me. "
"Don't worry about this, I will definitely not say it." Immediately Fei said.
"That's it!" The old cow nodded, and continued, "That's right! Baby! Didn't you plan to build a nursing home? Although I still don't understand what that is, I thought about it. If you want to do it, build it When we were in the house, could we stay here? Our husband and wife have feelings for this place. If we can die here for the rest of the time, we can all leave with a smile."
"This! It's done! I'll find someone to make a calculation later, and then we'll buy all the surrounding houses, and then we'll build a nursing home here." Immediately Fei turned his head quickly, and then replied to the old cow.
"Then thank you! With you, I feel much more at ease." I didn't expect Ma Mafei to be so eloquent, Lao Niu was really moved beyond words.
(End of this chapter)
Grandma is a bear!
Since he and Lao Niu became neighbors, Lao Wang has never let Lao Niu be so arrogant in front of him. This time, it is good that Lao Niu not only got arrogant in front of Lao Wang once, but also looked at the signs, and seemed to be successful. Pharaoh panicked.
"Old cow! Uncle Niu! I really can't swim. If you don't believe me, you can ask your neighbors." Lao Wang spread his hands and said.
At this time, Lao Niu doesn't care about Lao Wang, anyway, this time Lao Niu is determined not to give Lao Wang any face, "Old Wang! We have been neighbors for so long, and you have always been righteous."
Lao Niu emphasized the word "justice", as if this word "justice" is very dishonest.
"But this time you went too far. We brought something to you with good intentions. Although we accidentally fell into the water, we got what we wanted, but what about you? Don't you even have any intentions?" Speaking of which, Immediately, Fei pushed the old cow away from the edge of the pool, also worried that the old cow would fall if he was not careful.
"Uncle Niu! Uncle Niu! It's not that I don't want to! It's that I really can't swim!" Old Wang's face was ashen, and tears were about to flow down, but the old cow didn't care about it.
"Ouch! Isn't this the old cow? What are you doing at the old Wang's house?" They chatted with each other, but after talking for a while, a neighbor suddenly walked in from the old Wang's house.
When that guy showed up, Old Wang's face became even more ugly, "Grandma! Why did this bastard come here?"
I screamed in my heart, the person who came was none other than Lao Wang's neighbor, but Lao Wang's neighbor was also surnamed Wang just like him, but the only difference was that this Lao Wang was much cheaper than Lao Wang.
"Ah! Old Wang!" Ma Mafei didn't know this guy, but Lao Niu knew it very well, so when this Lao Wang appeared, Lao Niu thought it was inappropriate to continue talking like this with Lao Wang, so If you don’t do it, you don’t stop. After the old cow greeted the other old king, he said directly to another old king, "That old king! You came just in time. We have been neighbors for decades. Tell me, I took the pearl I gave it to Lao Wang, but when I was not careful, the pearl fell into the pool. You see, I didn’t mean it. I can’t go into the water like this, so I wanted Lao Wang to go down and fish it out, but Lao Wang even clicked it. Without any sincerity, is it too much for you to say that you are a human being?"
What Lao Niu said was true, and the other Lao Wang did not disappoint Lao Niu, so he said, "To be honest! Lao Wang, this is your fault. Lao Niu gave you pearls with good intentions, even if they fell into the water." , but can that pearl melt like sugar? It’s not like you can’t water, you’ll die if you go down there!”
look!This old Wang can talk, and if he doesn't speak, he doesn't speak. When he speaks, he makes people happy and sad. The one who is happy is naturally Lao Niu, and the one who is worried is naturally Lao Niu's neighbor, Lao Wang.
"You bastard! What nonsense are you talking about, who said that my old king can swim?" Old Wang pointed at Old Wang and cursed.
When Lao Wang heard this, he became angry, "You egg! You can swim obviously, why, you don't want to go down, okay! You can do it!"
Lao Wang was pushed, and then that Lao Wang looked at Lao Niu and said, "Old Niu! I can't stand it anymore. This Lao Wang is really nothing. Do you think this is okay? Isn't he not going down? I'll go down, But when I find that pearl, can you give it to me?"
"This!" Lao Niu hesitated. Of course, this hesitation is necessary, and he must make a show for Lao Wang.
"What, what! Lao Niu! Think about it carefully, you are well-intentioned, does this Old Wang appreciate it? Since he doesn't appreciate it, why are you giving him things?" Old Wang said, and then took a breath, " You may not know it! In fact, the old Wang has a dark heart! Last time I went out to buy vegetables and passed by their door, what did you say I saw? I saw your old woman kneeling to the old Wang!"
"What! What are you talking about?" Lao Niu knew about Lao Wang's abuse of Lao Niu's wife, but he didn't see his wife kneel down to Lao Wang. When I was upset.
After shouting, he immediately turned his head to look at Lao Wang, "Old Wang! Is what Lao Wang said true?"
At this time, Lao Wang was sweating profusely. What Lao Wang said was indeed true, and to be honest, not just once, but several times!At that time, Grandma Niu knelt and begged Lao Wang for help, but after Lao Wang asked Grandma Niu to kneel, he didn't even care about it.
"Old cow! Listen to me, things are not like this." Old Wang was anxious, hating him to death.
"What are you talking about? I'm just asking if you have such a thing?" Lao Niu said seriously.
Ma Fei, who was right next to the old cow, was itching with hatred and bullying the weak, which in itself was courting death.So Ma Mafei didn't hold back, and said, "That old Wang! What did my Grandpa Niu ask you? You said it! Is what Old Wang said true?"
Immediately flying is not so good-tempered, he is very domineering when he comes up, it seems that he wants to fix this old king properly.
At this time, the hatred in Lao Wang's heart!If he had known that things would be like this, Lao Wang wanted to regret it, but it is useless to regret now!Flying on the horse, under the inquiry of the two old cows, in the end Lao Wang couldn't stand it anymore and knelt on the ground directly, "Uncle Niu! Listen to me, it's true that Aunt Niu knelt down for me, but it's not me The one who made her kneel! It was herself."
"My old lady is crazy, why did she kneel down for you?" The old cow stared, and then said, there seemed to be sparks in his eyes.
"This! How would I know this." Old Wang just rubbed his hands, embarrassed to tell the truth.
The other Lao Wang smiled, "Old Niu! Do you still need to ask? Your old woman kneeled down to Lao Wang, that was begging Lao Wang! I saw it very clearly at the time, and Lao Wang tilted his head. The two legs seem to enjoy that very much!"
This old Wang was also telling the truth, and after hearing this, the old Wang's face was so ugly that it was hard to describe.
"This dead old king! This time I got hurt." Cursing inwardly, Lao Wang sneaked a glance at the old cow, and saw that the old cow was furious, like a mad cow, yes, if this guy wasn't paralyzed , Maybe he has already started to attack Lao Wang.
"Baby! You heard that, this old bastard actually bullied my old woman, what do you think?" Lao Niu is not pretending at this time, but his real feelings.
"This is easy to handle! I'll have someone fix him!" Immediately Fei replied, and then looked at the other old Wang, "Didn't you like that pearl?"
"En!" The other old king nodded.
"Go down and fish it up, and it's yours if you fish it out." Immediately Fei said.
"Okay!" The other Lao Wang was waiting for this sentence. After Ma Fei approved, the other Lao Wang jumped into the water and started looking for the pearl according to the location Ma Fei said.
As for Lao Wang, hehe, Lao Wang was immediately stupid. Originally, the pearl belonged to him, but it was fine if he didn’t get the pearl, but he even let himself fall into a passive situation. Flying that posture, this is a real one, you definitely don't plan to let him go!
Thinking of this, Pharaoh was really scared. He quickly climbed up to the old cow and hugged the old cow's calf, "Uncle Niu! I was wrong! See if this is going to work, I'll go and apologize to Aunt Niu. Apology is fine." No?"
"Fuck you! I treat you as a human being, you are even worse than a beast." Lao Niu wanted to kick Pharaoh away with his feet, but thinking and doing are two different things after all, because Pharaoh If the lower limbs are paralyzed, you can't move at all, so even if the brain has this reaction, the old cow's paralyzed lower limbs will not cooperate with the old cow.
"Uncle Niu! Uncle Niu! I was really wrong! If it doesn't work, I apologize, I apologize, if you disagree, or you give me a way out, I will do whatever you ask me to do." Old Wang said .
Lao Niu is flying right now, what else does Lao Wang need to do, he said, "No need! I have a doll at home, what do I need you to do."
"No! Uncle Niu! Anyway, we have been neighbors for decades, so just let me go!" Lao Wang was really scared, as if he was worried that he would get angry immediately and snap him.
"Go away! Babe! Let's go!" In just a moment, another old king came out of the pond, and when he came out, he was still holding a pearl in his hand. The pearl that fell into the pool.
"Old Wang! This pearl is yours." Lao Niu was not at all polite. After speaking, Ma Mafei pushed him towards the door.
And the old Wang who came out later just laughed, "Old Wang! I'm sorry! You gave up this thing yourself, and don't care about my business."
There is a saying that fetching water from the bamboo basket was in vain, Lao Wang happily went out to collect the benefits, but the benefits were not received, but he got himself into it. At this time, Lao Wang hesitated and was very scared.
Compared with Lao Wang, after leaving Lao Wang's house, Lao Niu suddenly stopped immediately, "Baby! You can't tell my wife about this. My wife is soft-hearted. If she finds out, she will definitely be angry with me. "
"Don't worry about this, I will definitely not say it." Immediately Fei said.
"That's it!" The old cow nodded, and continued, "That's right! Baby! Didn't you plan to build a nursing home? Although I still don't understand what that is, I thought about it. If you want to do it, build it When we were in the house, could we stay here? Our husband and wife have feelings for this place. If we can die here for the rest of the time, we can all leave with a smile."
"This! It's done! I'll find someone to make a calculation later, and then we'll buy all the surrounding houses, and then we'll build a nursing home here." Immediately Fei turned his head quickly, and then replied to the old cow.
"Then thank you! With you, I feel much more at ease." I didn't expect Ma Mafei to be so eloquent, Lao Niu was really moved beyond words.
(End of this chapter)
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