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Chapter 296 Jokes
Bai Yan introduced to Zhang Dasha and others, but in the end, Bai Yan didn't understand what this Hushu Bao was.

In the end, not only did they fail to convince everyone, but Zhang Dasha and the others rolled their eyes at each other for a while.

Let's not talk about them, let's talk about Xiaomei and Ma Mafei.

After Xiaomei left, it was about half an hour before she walked to the balcony again, but what made Ma Fei very speechless was that Xiaomei didn't stick the Hushu Bao that he gave to Xiaomei, but it was on the balcony. stuck it on her forehead.

"Hee hee! Husband! I think this thing is pretty good, what do you think?" Xiaomei walked up to Ma Mafei and said.

"What a fart!" Immediately Fei covered his face with his hand, "Didn't you understand this thing?"

"I see." Xiaomei said.

"Now that you understand it, why did you post the Hushubao here?" While Ma Mafei was questioning, he pointed at the Hushubao on Xiaomei's forehead. Mei's forehead is a bit like a forehead protector, but this thing is not used like that!
Xiaomei just smiled, then pointed to her forehead and replied, "Husband! People think that such a good thing should be hidden in the pants? Good things should be seen by others. Look, I will post it Isn't it nice to be here?"

"What a good fart!" I scolded my mother in my heart, and now Ma Mafei didn't know how to explain this to Xiaomei. This Shubao is only for my aunt, not for sticking it on the forehead as a forehead protector.

"Husband! Why do you look so ugly!" Xiaomei felt that she was actually quite good-looking like this, but Ma Fei was not happy, which made her a little disappointed. Of course, if she knew the real purpose of Hushubao, she would also feel it. very embarrassing.

Ma Mayan's room, seeing that Ma Mafei had left for so long and hadn't come back, Ma Mayan and Zhao Xiaoyu were actually a little worried.

"Sister Xiaoyu! You said that my elder brother is an old man, if he took Hushu Bao to use for Xiaomei's sister-in-law, would it be a joke?" Immediately Yan asked.

Zhao Xiaoyu shook her head, "It's hard to say! There is a big cultural gap between this world and ours. Each has its own advantages and disadvantages. I'm not worried about making jokes, but I'm worried about your brother saying I don’t understand, and let Xiaomei make a joke.”

"Then why don't we go and have a look?" Immediately Yan couldn't sit still, so he said.

Zhao Xiaoyu actually wanted to go a long time ago, but she didn't want to show it. Now that she opened her mouth immediately, Zhao Xiaoyu would naturally not refuse, so she said, "Let's go out and see!"

After the two discussed it, they came out of the room, and then they went to the room where Ma Fei flew first. They didn't see Ma Ma Fei and Xiaomei in the room, but they saw the disassembled Hushubao. I knew that Xiaomei might have used Hushubao.

Curious whether Xiaomei used the Hushu Bao correctly, Immediately Yan and Zhao Xiaoyu went to the balcony on the third floor. After waiting up, seeing Xiaomei's appearance, they immediately said, "..."

This kind of speechlessness probably lasted for a few seconds. Immediately thinking it was fun, Immediately took out the phone from his pocket, and then Immediately, without saying a word, he directly tapped the phone screen, and then turned to Xiaomei. Took a few photos.

After taking the photo and saving it, Ma Ma Yan smiled and looked at Ma Fei, "Brother Shang Fei! Don't tell me that sister-in-law Xiaomei is like this, you said so."

"Say something!" Ma Fei didn't stop Ma Yan from taking pictures.

"What's wrong with me?" Xiaomei felt that something was wrong since Ma Mafei was upset just now, but now seeing Ma Mayan and Zhao Xiaoyu looking very happy, she suddenly felt that something was not right.

"No! It's nothing, sister-in-law Xiaomei, I just think you're so funny now!" Immediately Yan couldn't help but giggled again.

Her laughter also made Zhao Xiaoyu couldn't help laughing too.

Immediately Fei covered his face again, "Smiling fart! Shangyan! Tell Xiaomei how to use this thing yourself!"

Immediately Fei got up from the big bed, and then left in embarrassment after saying a word. After he left, Immediately Yan gave Xiaomei a thumbs up, "Sister-in-law Xiaomei! You are so handsome."

"Hee hee! Really?" Xiaomei smiled and asked, "Sister Shangyan! Isn't this thing used like this?"

Immediately Yan Yan became a little serious, then looked at Zhao Xiaoyu who was on the side, and said, "Sister Xiaoyu! You should tell sister-in-law Xiaomei about this!"

This arduous task was immediately pushed to Zhao Xiaoyu. Zhao Xiaoyu wanted to shirk, but she had no one to shirk, so she could only say, "Miss Xiaomei! This Shubao is actually not used in this way, but here of."

Zhao Xiaoyu pointed to a certain part of her body, and that part was a woman's private part.

"I know! But I think it's too wasteful to use such a good thing there. Look at how good it is here. It looks good and makes people feel comfortable!" Xiaomei replied.

Zhao Xiaoyu and Ma Mayan finally knew why Ma Mafei was speechless this time, and it seemed impossible to meet someone like Xiaomei, even if they didn't want to be speechless.

"What's the matter?" Xiaomei saw that Ma Mayan and Zhao Xiaoyu were speechless, so she asked again.

Zhao Xiaoyu replied, "Miss Xiaomei! Although what you said is correct, this thing is not a forehead protector, but it is specially used to deal with the leakage of my aunt."

After finishing talking, Xiaomei looked at Ma Yan, and then said, "Shang Yan! Go get some water."

"Okay!" Immediately Yan ran away with a smile, and when he came back, that guy came back with a glass of water, "Sister Xiaoyu! Here it is!"

Immediately Yan handed the glass of water to Zhao Xiaoyu, and sat down on the big bed.

After Immediately sat down, Zhao Xiaoyu looked at Xiaomei, "Miss Xiaomei! Please give me the Hushu treasure on your forehead!"

Xiaomei didn't say much, she reached out and took off the Hushubao on her forehead, and handed it to Zhao Xiaoyu.

After Zhao Xiaoyu took Hushu Bao, he introduced to Xiaomei, "This is the front, this is the reverse, this is for fixing, women usually stick this on their panties before using it. , so that it can play a fixed role.”

Xiaomei nodded to Zhao Xiaoyu, and then said, "Yes! I see, you can continue!"

Zhao Xiaoyu didn't say much, then reached out and put Hu Shubao on the big bed, and said, "Did you see this place! I will pour the water in this cup into it in a while, and if there is any difference after that, you You will know."

After Zhao Xiaoyu finished speaking, she poured the clear water in the cup on top of Hushubao. At the beginning, Zhao Xiaoyu poured a little bit, and the poured clear water was immediately absorbed by Hushubao.

After this phenomenon happened, Zhao Xiaoyu said, "Did you see it!"

"Hey! It's so fun!" Xiaomei felt very curious, so she smiled, and then she picked up the Hushu Bao and looked at it, and she became even more excited.

"How did this thing do it! It can still absorb water, and it doesn't penetrate at all?" Xiaomei asked.

Zhao Xiaoyu replied, "I don't know the specific reason, but there is one thing, this thing is really good for women, let's continue to look at it."

As she introduced, she poured water on Hushubao again, "This Hushubao is not a panacea. If there are not many aunts, this thing will not exceed the limit at all. If there are too many aunts, then even It's Hushubao, and it won't be too comfortable for women to use."

"Ah! Wait a minute, what is that aunt you're talking about?" Xiaomei suddenly questioned.

"Ah! No way! Didn't Brother Shang Fei tell you?" Immediately Yan stared.

Xiaomei replied, "No! My husband told me that this thing is called Hushu Bao before, and then asked me how to open it, and he didn't say anything about the rest!"

"Really, my brother, is there anything you're embarrassed to say?" Immediately Yan murmured.

Zhao Xiaoyu explained, "Miss Xiaomei got angry at Majid because of something before, I think you still remember!"

"Remember! That's because he saw mine." Between women, Xiaomei has nothing to hide.

Zhao Xiaoyu said, "That's right, that big aunt is actually the one you mentioned."

"That's called Auntie, who started it?"

"Uh! Sister Xiaomei! It seems that this is not important!" Zhao Xiaoyu replied. As for who started this aunt first, even Zhao Xiaoyu didn't know, because the word "aunt" was uploaded too much on the Internet. Many, one pass ten, ten pass hundreds, it is difficult to know who started first.

"Well! What you said makes sense, let's continue!" Xiaomei thought for a while, and felt that what Zhao Xiaoyu said was also true. The origin of many things, they didn't know who started it first.

"Okay!" Zhao Xiaoyu said, and then continued, "I have already said how to use this thing, and now I think you should understand why Ma Mafei is angry!"

"I seem to understand a little bit, but it can't be my fault! My husband didn't explain clearly, and I am also a victim." Xiaomei said.

"Of course we all know this." Zhao Xiaoyu said, "Now that I have told you the normal usage of this thing, you have no doubts now!"

"Well, I seem to have another question." Xiaomei's aunt is different from ordinary people. Before Ma Mafei just told Zhao Xiaoyu that they found Xiaomei in her aunt, but as for the specific situation, they were not very clear. .

"Tell me!" Zhao Xiaoyu and Ma Mayan didn't take this matter seriously at all. In their opinion, it is impossible for a big aunt to be serious.

Xiaomei hesitated for a moment, and then said, "If what you said is true, I don't think I can use this thing."

(End of this chapter)