Farmer Senda
Chapter 964 The Funniest Thing
Chapter 964 The Funniest Thing
"Dad, I brought the man!"
Li Yan changed from her previous tenderness and sweetness to that of a strong woman, with a heroic demeanor.
"This is Zhang Xiaohu, a snooker master from Qingshan City."
Li Genhai smiled and said, "Mr. Zhang, I asked you to come all the way. It's hard work. Sit down and have a cup of tea!"
Zhang Xiaohu had never seen such a big man before, so he immediately knew that this Li Genhai was not easy.
"I'm just thirsty, it's just right to have a sip of tea!"
Zhang Xiaohu sat down generously, and immediately someone brought him some tea, and he swaggered and drank it.
This young man is quite courageous, and he can still drink tea in this situation!
Li Genhai said in his heart.
"Mr. Zhang, I heard that you are a snooker master in Qingshan City. I don't know what your ranking is. Tell everyone to listen and gain insight!"
A young man next to Li Genshen asked domineeringly.
As soon as this person opened his mouth, many people agreed.
Zhang Xiaohu put down his cup and said with a chuckle, "I'm afraid you will be disappointed. I don't have a world ranking. To me, these are all vain names and I don't have much pursuit. If I have pursuits, there would be a lot of titles like ball gods. Let everyone laugh."
Everyone in the living room burst into laughter.
It was the funniest thing they had ever heard.
This ordinary person actually said that he was better than any ball god, making some international jokes, bragging and not drafting.
Everyone laughed when they heard this!
I've never seen this ordinary person admit it by himself, there is no one more honest than this, if you say something upright and put gold on your face, no one will laugh at you, right?
but.
They wondered if this ordinary person, a snooker master, was a guy who came out of a mental hospital, otherwise, how could he say such things.
Especially the last sentence, better than the ball god?
What a big joke!
When Li Yan's father heard this, his face sank. Even though he was a seasoned man, he almost suspected that he had heard Yang's words wrong.
This guy has no world ranking?
What are you playing!
The world snooker ranking is a ranking based on one's own ability.
Don't underestimate a ranking, but at a critical moment, the effect is unimaginable.
For example, someone who ranks in the top [-] in the world can sit back and relax for the rest of his life and enjoy himself to the fullest.
Generally speaking, what everyone cares about a snooker master is the ranking.
The higher the ranking, the more people will pay attention.
Li Genhai already knew that his brother invited a 350-ranked snooker master.
Even though it was nothing, it was ranked within the top [-]. It is said that they paid a high price, and came here specifically for Li Yan, and made a fool of themselves in public.
"What should I do now!"
Li Genhai had no other choice. He never interfered with his daughter's affairs. He was not very satisfied with the invitation of a snooker master from Qingshan City.
If he knew this earlier, Li Genhai would not agree to death.
Li Genshen said proudly, "So, you don't have a world ranking at all, and you don't have any qualifications, so I'm sorry, you are not qualified to represent our team!"
The people behind also laughed.
Li Yan never asked about Zhang Xiaohu's situation. When she was shocked, Meimou glared at him, regretting why she didn't ask clearly before, and now she is really going to be defeated by you.
"Uncle, you can't talk!" Li Yan had an idea, "Could it be that without the world ranking, a snooker master is not a snooker master?"
"Niece, are you planning to come to a game?" Li Genshen was scheming and saw Li Yan's purpose, "It's not uncle talking about you, you don't even have a world ranking, how good can you be in snooker!"
"If you don't try it, so what!" Li Yan didn't give in at all, "I heard that Uncle has also recruited a snooker expert. It just so happens that everyone will open their eyes together. When the time comes, it will be clear at a glance who is the best!"
Li Genshen couldn't wait for this. Just now he received news that Zhang Xiaohu's snooker guy is at best a low-level snooker player, and any snooker ranking player can kill him to death.
"Okay, then seeing is believing!" Li Genshen turned his head and asked, "Brother, what do you think?"
"Well, that's it!"
Li Genhai can't do anything at this time.
The obvious thing.
While someone was setting the table, Li Genhai asked his daughter, "Are you sure?"
"Dad, when did my daughter let you down in her work? Regardless of his world ranking, he is no match for Mr. Zhang. Mr. Zhang, don't you think so?"
Zhang Xiaohu nodded and said, "It's okay to win against them, it's okay if you want to win well!"
It's not that Li Genhai has never met a snooker master, so he suddenly asked, "What's the problem with winning wonderfully? Is there any difference?"
"Of course there is a difference. Let me keep it a secret now, and I will find out later."
"Then there is Mr. Lao Zhang."
Li Genhai wanted to take a good look at it, but the person in front of him was always calm and calm, and his words sounded unreliable, and a person's eyes cannot be deceived.
"I almost got hurt by you!" Li Yan stretched out her hand to twist his waist while no one was paying attention, and gave him a white look of reproach.
"The world rankings are all empty names. What do you care about? I can beat them with my eyes closed!" Zhang Xiaohu pretended to be in pain and repeatedly begged for mercy.
"Waiting to win is exciting!"
quickly!
Everyone was invited to another place.
A table, several people are already standing there.
"Young man, I heard that you are a master of snooker in Qingshan City. How far have you learned?" A middle-aged man in white clothes shot at Zhang Xiaohu with sharp eyes.
"You'll know when the time comes!" Zhang Xiaohu walked over directly, picked up the cue and made a few gestures in the air, "Hurry up if you want to come, it's really boring to play with you!"
How crazy!
The remaining three snooker masters immediately became angry.
Those eyes can hurt.
I've never seen someone who doesn't take people so seriously. Even if the ball god came, he wouldn't dare to speak like that.
"Next, Xu Zhiming, ranked 350 in the world, remember this name!"
Xu Zhiming was the one who targeted Zhang Xiaohu before.
As for the other two, the rankings are around [-], and they are all here as a tester. The real contest is between Zhang Xiaohu and Xu Zhiming...
"Oh, it's only 350, you have the nerve to come out." Zhang Xiaohu rolled his eyes.
Xu Zhiming has never seen such an insolent guy. His world ranking is 350, which means something is not simple. No one has ever dared to talk to himself like that.
"I don't care!" Zhang Xiaohu shook his head.
No one else objected.
Snooker is the test of strength. Basically, there is no strength. You can't play it well. It requires eyesight and memory. Both are two prongs, and some luck is also emphasized.
Xu Zhiming was secretly proud. He was good at kicking off the ball, which was already quite good, and he could be of great use at critical moments.
Standing outside, Li Yan, who was watching, suddenly smiled.
Li Yan knew that Zhang Xiaohu was on the ball table back then, torturing people to death.
Uncle, uncle, I'm afraid I will disappoint you later!
(End of this chapter)
"Dad, I brought the man!"
Li Yan changed from her previous tenderness and sweetness to that of a strong woman, with a heroic demeanor.
"This is Zhang Xiaohu, a snooker master from Qingshan City."
Li Genhai smiled and said, "Mr. Zhang, I asked you to come all the way. It's hard work. Sit down and have a cup of tea!"
Zhang Xiaohu had never seen such a big man before, so he immediately knew that this Li Genhai was not easy.
"I'm just thirsty, it's just right to have a sip of tea!"
Zhang Xiaohu sat down generously, and immediately someone brought him some tea, and he swaggered and drank it.
This young man is quite courageous, and he can still drink tea in this situation!
Li Genhai said in his heart.
"Mr. Zhang, I heard that you are a snooker master in Qingshan City. I don't know what your ranking is. Tell everyone to listen and gain insight!"
A young man next to Li Genshen asked domineeringly.
As soon as this person opened his mouth, many people agreed.
Zhang Xiaohu put down his cup and said with a chuckle, "I'm afraid you will be disappointed. I don't have a world ranking. To me, these are all vain names and I don't have much pursuit. If I have pursuits, there would be a lot of titles like ball gods. Let everyone laugh."
Everyone in the living room burst into laughter.
It was the funniest thing they had ever heard.
This ordinary person actually said that he was better than any ball god, making some international jokes, bragging and not drafting.
Everyone laughed when they heard this!
I've never seen this ordinary person admit it by himself, there is no one more honest than this, if you say something upright and put gold on your face, no one will laugh at you, right?
but.
They wondered if this ordinary person, a snooker master, was a guy who came out of a mental hospital, otherwise, how could he say such things.
Especially the last sentence, better than the ball god?
What a big joke!
When Li Yan's father heard this, his face sank. Even though he was a seasoned man, he almost suspected that he had heard Yang's words wrong.
This guy has no world ranking?
What are you playing!
The world snooker ranking is a ranking based on one's own ability.
Don't underestimate a ranking, but at a critical moment, the effect is unimaginable.
For example, someone who ranks in the top [-] in the world can sit back and relax for the rest of his life and enjoy himself to the fullest.
Generally speaking, what everyone cares about a snooker master is the ranking.
The higher the ranking, the more people will pay attention.
Li Genhai already knew that his brother invited a 350-ranked snooker master.
Even though it was nothing, it was ranked within the top [-]. It is said that they paid a high price, and came here specifically for Li Yan, and made a fool of themselves in public.
"What should I do now!"
Li Genhai had no other choice. He never interfered with his daughter's affairs. He was not very satisfied with the invitation of a snooker master from Qingshan City.
If he knew this earlier, Li Genhai would not agree to death.
Li Genshen said proudly, "So, you don't have a world ranking at all, and you don't have any qualifications, so I'm sorry, you are not qualified to represent our team!"
The people behind also laughed.
Li Yan never asked about Zhang Xiaohu's situation. When she was shocked, Meimou glared at him, regretting why she didn't ask clearly before, and now she is really going to be defeated by you.
"Uncle, you can't talk!" Li Yan had an idea, "Could it be that without the world ranking, a snooker master is not a snooker master?"
"Niece, are you planning to come to a game?" Li Genshen was scheming and saw Li Yan's purpose, "It's not uncle talking about you, you don't even have a world ranking, how good can you be in snooker!"
"If you don't try it, so what!" Li Yan didn't give in at all, "I heard that Uncle has also recruited a snooker expert. It just so happens that everyone will open their eyes together. When the time comes, it will be clear at a glance who is the best!"
Li Genshen couldn't wait for this. Just now he received news that Zhang Xiaohu's snooker guy is at best a low-level snooker player, and any snooker ranking player can kill him to death.
"Okay, then seeing is believing!" Li Genshen turned his head and asked, "Brother, what do you think?"
"Well, that's it!"
Li Genhai can't do anything at this time.
The obvious thing.
While someone was setting the table, Li Genhai asked his daughter, "Are you sure?"
"Dad, when did my daughter let you down in her work? Regardless of his world ranking, he is no match for Mr. Zhang. Mr. Zhang, don't you think so?"
Zhang Xiaohu nodded and said, "It's okay to win against them, it's okay if you want to win well!"
It's not that Li Genhai has never met a snooker master, so he suddenly asked, "What's the problem with winning wonderfully? Is there any difference?"
"Of course there is a difference. Let me keep it a secret now, and I will find out later."
"Then there is Mr. Lao Zhang."
Li Genhai wanted to take a good look at it, but the person in front of him was always calm and calm, and his words sounded unreliable, and a person's eyes cannot be deceived.
"I almost got hurt by you!" Li Yan stretched out her hand to twist his waist while no one was paying attention, and gave him a white look of reproach.
"The world rankings are all empty names. What do you care about? I can beat them with my eyes closed!" Zhang Xiaohu pretended to be in pain and repeatedly begged for mercy.
"Waiting to win is exciting!"
quickly!
Everyone was invited to another place.
A table, several people are already standing there.
"Young man, I heard that you are a master of snooker in Qingshan City. How far have you learned?" A middle-aged man in white clothes shot at Zhang Xiaohu with sharp eyes.
"You'll know when the time comes!" Zhang Xiaohu walked over directly, picked up the cue and made a few gestures in the air, "Hurry up if you want to come, it's really boring to play with you!"
How crazy!
The remaining three snooker masters immediately became angry.
Those eyes can hurt.
I've never seen someone who doesn't take people so seriously. Even if the ball god came, he wouldn't dare to speak like that.
"Next, Xu Zhiming, ranked 350 in the world, remember this name!"
Xu Zhiming was the one who targeted Zhang Xiaohu before.
As for the other two, the rankings are around [-], and they are all here as a tester. The real contest is between Zhang Xiaohu and Xu Zhiming...
"Oh, it's only 350, you have the nerve to come out." Zhang Xiaohu rolled his eyes.
Xu Zhiming has never seen such an insolent guy. His world ranking is 350, which means something is not simple. No one has ever dared to talk to himself like that.
"I don't care!" Zhang Xiaohu shook his head.
No one else objected.
Snooker is the test of strength. Basically, there is no strength. You can't play it well. It requires eyesight and memory. Both are two prongs, and some luck is also emphasized.
Xu Zhiming was secretly proud. He was good at kicking off the ball, which was already quite good, and he could be of great use at critical moments.
Standing outside, Li Yan, who was watching, suddenly smiled.
Li Yan knew that Zhang Xiaohu was on the ball table back then, torturing people to death.
Uncle, uncle, I'm afraid I will disappoint you later!
(End of this chapter)
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