The Godfather of Almighty Entertainment

Chapter 64
The scene was quiet, but Xu Duan ran away like a rabbit the moment the light stand fell down, and almost ran off the stage directly, with a guilty look on his face, he turned around when he ran to the edge of the stage, and saw the fallen light Next to the stand was Han Yun who was suddenly relieved, "Oh my god, it's Teacher Han Yun. I thought Teacher Zhao Liang was here. Teacher Han Yun, how dare you come to compete with me for the host's position? Believe it or not, I will let Wuhuan arrest you again in a few minutes?"

The audience burst out laughing when they heard the words, does this guy still remember Wu Huan?Do you want to sing the song of the five rings again, you?
"Aren't you leaving yet? Well, watch me summon Wuhuan! Humph!" Xu Duan cleared his throat with a threatening face, "Ah, Wuhuan, you have one more ring than Sihuan, ah, Wuhuan, you One ring less than the sixth ring, one day you will reach the seventh ring, what should you do when you reach the seventh ring? You have two rings more than the fifth ring..."

"Haha, is this the Divine Comedy of Five Rings Summoning?"

"Haha, Wuhuan, I summon you in the name of Xu Duan, come out and fight!"

The audience was overjoyed when they heard Xu Duanzhen sing the song of the five rings again.

Lin Lei was relieved when he saw that Xu Duan not only made things right about Han Yun pushing down the light stand, but also strengthened his jokes. Finally, there was no accident in the live broadcast. But when he turned around, this guy began to wonder if the last show that was recorded but not broadcast was deliberately done because Xu Duan didn't want to be the host, but thinking about it, he thought it was unlikely, because he still knew Xu Duan, so Like someone who makes fun of his own future.

After Xu Duan sang it once, he said helplessly, "Wu Huan couldn't come because he drank too much today, so you're lucky!"

"Pfft, what the hell is Wuhuan drinking too much!"

"Five rings are limited today, hello!"

"The fifth ring is inconvenient today, haha!"

The audience immediately diverged their thinking and visualized the five rings, and even used the dirty memes that are always inconvenient for a few days every month.

"If Wu Huan didn't drink too much today, I wouldn't be afraid if Teacher Zhao Liang came, heh heh, let me tell you, I'm bold!" Xu Duan looked like he was not afraid of anyone coming.

"Hey!" The audience responded immediately after hearing the words, expressing their disbelief, who ran so fast just now, hey?Who just ran away with a guilty look on his face? Hey, don't pretend you don't know!
"Speaking of Mr. Zhao Liang, let me tell you that he is the one I admire the most, because he is the most professional. In the field of music, no one can be more professional than him. It can be said that Zhao Liang The teacher is the god in the field of professional music, a supreme existence, an unsurpassable mountain, if you are lucky enough to listen to the works of teacher Zhao Liang, I believe you will all sigh from the bottom of your heart: What the hell is this thing?" Xu Duan road.

Everyone knew that whoever Xu Duan mentioned would definitely blame him, but they thought he had changed his sex after hearing him keep saying good things. Who would have thought that the last sentence would be exposed immediately, and burst out laughing on the spot.

"Well, I've been following in the footsteps of Mr. Zhao Liang, hoping to become more professional, but I can't get in. I can only listen to Mr. Zhao Liang's works over and over again, and then summarize, hoping to summarize some rules, After unremitting efforts, I finally summed up the true meaning of Mr. Zhao's works: the truth is not a thing!" Xu Duan sighed.

"Haha, it's really not a joke!"

"What the fuck is this? It's really not a thing, and I'm asking myself a question, haha!"

Seeing that the TV show was coming to an end, Zhao Liang thought that Xu Duan had forgotten about him, but who would have thought that Xu Duan would leave him at the end, and even blacked out twice, his face immediately turned black like the bottom of a pot, At this moment, when he looked at Xu Duan, he only had one sentence in his mind: "Really isn't a thing!"
"Okay, that's the end of today's program. Welcome everyone to continue to lock in the entertainment channel of our Phantom TV station next week. Let's go back to our respective houses and find our respective mothers." Xu Duan said as he prepared to step off the stage.

The audience roared with laughter. There was an comeback from the last episode of the TV show as an example. Everyone looked at Xu Duan and just kept applauding, but refused to stand up and leave. big.

Xu Duan cried: "My mother really told me to go home for dinner. If I don't come home, my mother will beat me!"

The audience laughed and applauded, but they didn't leave.

"Okay, okay, I'll bear it because of the large number of you, don't make me wait until Wu Huan wakes up, I'll let Wu Huan wake up and let you all be taken away, hum!" Xu Duanyi With a sad and angry face, he pointed his finger at the audience and threatened: "Everyone knows that I have a deskmate named Lin Yinger."

coming!If this guy gets it, Lin Yinger will die of illness!When the audience heard that Xu Duan finally mentioned Lin Yinger, they burst into laughter. There was nothing ridiculous about it, but after the broadcast of the last episode, almost everyone knew that there was nothing good to say about Lin Yinger when this guy mentioned it. .

"You don't know, in fact, Lin Yinger, my deskmate, is also a music lover, and she especially loves to listen to the performance works conducted by Mr. Han Jun. As long as there are Mr. Han Jun's works, even if the sky falls, she will have to listen to them." After listening to it before leaving, I know that Mr. Han Jun is extremely professional, but I am very surprised that she is so obsessed with it, so I asked her why she likes Mr. Han Jun's works so much? She told me: Every time I listen to Mr. Han Jun’s works, I will motivate myself like this: I dare to listen to Mr. Han’s works, what’s more terrifying in this world?”

"Wahhaha, there is really nothing scary in this world haha!"

"Haha, Teacher Han Jun couldn't help crying when he saw this passage!"

Han Jun watched the talk show all night and didn’t see Xu Duan blacking him out. He was quite happy in his heart, thinking that he would finally not be slapped in the face by Xu Duan. Who would have thought that Xu Duan would finally remember him when the show ended and returned. In a matter of minutes, he was hacked into an African, and a mouthful of blood was held in his throat and he almost didn't spit it out.

"Okay, okay, it's really over this time, everyone, go home and have dinner, or you'll be angry." Xu Duan shouted at people outside.

The audience laughed, but they still didn't leave. They still applauded and looked at Xu Duan. He made two comebacks in the last episode, so how could he only come back once this time?

"Don't bring people like you, it's too bullying, I'll sue my mother!" Xu Duan said with a sad face.

Haha, Lin Lei looked at Xu Duanchou's shameless face and laughed with the audience.

"It's the last one, don't you hear me when you finish speaking, or I'll let Wuhuan take you all away!" Xu Duan took the trouble to threaten the audience again with Wuhuan, "Speaking of Wuhuan, I remembered something. When she was bullied by Lin Yinger, she also sent Wu Huan to catch her, but then Wu Huan broke down, saying that she refused to catch Lin Yinger again, and told me: Boss, if you let me catch Lin Yinger again, I will I'll show you! I was very puzzled at the time. Everyone else was tortured by Wuhuan and collapsed. Lin Yinger actually tortured Wuhuan to collapse. This is too powerful, so I asked Wuhuan, Lin Yinger is right What did you do to be so afraid of her? Wu Huan cried at that time, and said to me: She kept letting me read "Beijing Entertainment News". ah!"

puff!The audience suddenly burst out laughing, this guy didn't let anyone down, he hacked all the people and newspapers who hacked him from the beginning to the end!

Xu Duan waited for the audience to finish laughing before saying: "I thought about it at the time. Fortunately, the "Beijing Entertainment News" was only published a few years ago. If it had been published hundreds of years earlier, we would not have lost the war with Britain. As long as you throw the "Beijing Entertainment News" at the British army during the war, the British soldiers will have to kneel in minutes!" The only war the changed China has lost since the Ming Dynasty was against the empire that was known as the empire on which the sun never sets After the battle in England, Huaxia moved towards the road of innovation, and soon rose again, and finally stood on the top of the world. It is precisely because of this that the world's entertainment environment has undergone earth-shaking changes, all because of catching up with Huaxia's technological footsteps But it was severely suppressed, and in the end the overall entertainment environment was very backward.

The audience laughed and stood there clapping their hands and refused to leave. Xu Duan was pissed off. That's not the case. If the show is over and they still refuse to leave, what will happen to the next show?How much electricity does the power bureau have to waste?How much energy does the country have to lose for this?Of course, those are not important, the important thing is that buddies have to tell another joke!

"The show is really over!" Xu Duan was dissatisfied.

If the audience applauds, they will not leave.

"This time is really really really the last time. I won't lie to you. Wu Huan is really waking up. Once it wakes up, I will tell you that it will catch you all in minutes!" Xu Duan said angrily: "Later, after I read "Entertainment Early Knowing" recommended by Lin Yinger, I knew I was wrong. "Beijing Entertainment News" was only a conventional weapon for British soldiers, and "Entertainment Early Knowing" was a large-scale As for lethal weapons, thanks to our peace-loving country, we would have occupied the entire earth in minutes with a copy of "Entertainment Early Knowing". Later I asked her, why do you love watching entertainment so much? Are you not afraid of hurting yourself? Is it? She told me: After reading "Entertainment Early Knowing", I am not afraid of anything. I think I finally know why Lin Yinger dared to walk to the cemetery in the middle of the night with a copy of "Entertainment Early Knowing". "

"Puff haha, scary ghost!"

"Haha, uglier than a ghost, this is it!"

The audience applauded and finally left the stage contentedly. This time, they didn't hold back any longer. They came back one more time than last time. Today is worth it!

The audience was satisfied, and Xu Duan was about to cry. The last time he played two games, this time he played three games. What about next time?What about next time?Whenever Xu Duan thinks of this situation, his eyes turn dark.

　I bought a drink from a small store yesterday, and I got a prize when I opened the cap. I suddenly found the Godfather of Almighty Entertainment printed on the cap. I was very happy. When I opened it, it said: Collect it again!Well, I admit that I made up the above, but everyone sees that I make you laugh so hard every time I ask for recommendations and collections, so I collect them.

　　


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