lazy tang

Chapter 170 The Unlucky Shenxiu
The fragrant and luscious millet porridge is paired with small and exquisite steamed buns, and then a small dish of pickles is served, and the gods will not change it these days.Yun Hao chewed slowly a mouthful of steamed buns and a mouthful of millet porridge. He licked his mouth from time to time to look at Yuan'er and Xin'er who were waiting for the meal, which made the two girls blushed and didn't know what to think. Dirty...! .

Luo Cheng was obviously not in the same interest as Yun Hao, and the millet porridge poured into his mouth with a "boom".It looks like the mouth is not big, but the Xiaolongbao is stuffed into the mouth one by one.God, this is a soup filled Xiaolongbao with soup.If you eat like this, you have never considered how your mouth feels.

Sure enough, Luo Cheng was fine when he swallowed it, but he chewed it in his mouth.The Xiaolongbao burst open, and the hot soup inside gushed out.However, the soup was extremely delicious, and Luo Cheng was a polite child, and he was determined not to embarrass himself in front of outsiders.

It's good now, Luo Cheng was scalded until his eyes widened.The eyes were full of tears, and the crystals almost burst out.

"Brother Luo, what's wrong?" Seeing Luo Cheng's appearance, Yun Hao didn't know that it was hot.Tease him deliberately with a smirk!

"It's been a long time since I've been away from Peiping, and I miss my parents a little bit."

"Uh...!" Yun Hao was speechless, he never thought that Luo Cheng was such a person.It must be because he has been in contact with officialdom a lot, and he is thick-skinned and shameless, and he is proficient at playing this game.Yun Hao really wanted to say, your shameless look is a bit like that of Lao Tzu back then.

After all, he is the second generation of officials, Luo Cheng has a strong sense of learning.Luo Cheng, who was almost scalded all over his mouth, was no longer reckless, and carefully observed Yun Hao.Then imitate Yun Hao's way, first take a small bite.Then suck the soup inside, and finally stuff the Xiaolongbao into your mouth and chew slowly.

The more you eat, the happier you are, until there are two pagodas in front of you.Luo Chengcai realized that he ate too much.The steamed buns were put on one drawer after another, and he could hardly see Yun Hao who was opposite him.Unable to blush, he finished another bowl of millet porridge.Then he stood up and said, "We're full, let's go to Tanyue Temple. What the hell are the monks doing? Today you have to help me. My cousin asked Wang Bodang yesterday, although he is not in Luoyang. But The monks at Qianlong Temple in Shaohua Mountain have indeed done this before, presumably the monks here have also learned that trick.

I don't believe that people can still preach scriptures after being thrown into the frying pan.You have a clever mind, and you will be able to find out the tricks in it.Whether you can be ashamed this time is up to you.If you help your brother pass this level, the Yu Chigong you mentioned will be turned into a flag when you go back.Otherwise, with my father's temper, a hundred killing blows are unavoidable. "Unexpectedly, Luo Cheng is still an atheist, born in a feudal society but not feudal at all.

Sure enough, it was because of my deaf ears and eyes since I was a child, and I learned a lot about the habits in the officialdom.Everyone knew that Yu Chigong was used to threaten Yunhao. A good child was spoiled like this, Yunhao expressed his heartache.No way, Yu Chigong really needs Luo Cheng's care.Let's talk about a year and a half to go back and deploy, and he will have to help with it.Helpless, Yun Hao had no choice but to stand up and call out to Qi Biao and Lai Shun'er who also had just finished eating.Luo Cheng rode a horse, and several people left the east city in a carriage.

It will be golden autumn in October, and the leaves on the trees are still green.The autumn tiger has also passed its raging season, and the weather is cool and pleasant, which is a good weather for large-scale gatherings.This reminded Yunhao of when he was a child, whenever there was a school sports meeting, it would rain.The monks these days seem to be more powerful than the meteorological stations of later generations, and I don't know how they have such abilities.

Less than two miles away from the east gate is Tanyue Temple.Less than one mile away from the Tanyue Temple, the carriage couldn't move.The road was crowded with believers who came to visit the puja, and there were small businesses on both sides of the road.Sell ​​food, sell useful.Along the main road, they lined up from the gate of the city to the gate of Tanyue Temple.

Yun Hao and Luo CD were taken aback, they didn't expect Tanyue Temple to be so popular in Licheng County with so many followers.

"Have you heard? Master Shenxiu, who came from Luoyang, gave a lecture in person today. And he was sitting in an oil pan to give a lecture. This kind of miracle has to be seen. Hurry up, there will be no place for you if you go late." As soon as he got off the carriage, Yunhao heard two women pulling each other towards Tanyue Temple.

Shenxiu...!It's true that there are no encounters in life, and Yun Hao's mind immediately came up with the majestic, majestic, and dirty-thinking magic stick.If it was someone else, Yun Hao might not make a move today.But the word Shenxiu made Yunhao very interested, I don't know why.Hearing this monk's name, Yunhao felt uncomfortable.When I was in the underworld, I forgot to ask if this great monk had a grudge against him in his previous life.

At first it was Luo Cheng who pulled Yunhao, and now it was Yunhao who pulled Luo Cheng.One is small, but the other is strong in martial arts.The crowd was like weaving, and the two people drilled back and forth in the crowd.Qi Biao and Lai Shun'er were quickly thrown away, but luckily Luo Cheng held Yun Hao's sleeve tightly.Otherwise, Yunhao might get lost!
It was still early, and not all the people watching the ceremony had arrived.Luo Cheng and Yun Hao came to the square in front of the temple gate, and saw a huge high platform erected on the square, and there was a huge oil pan on the high platform.Yun Hao was dumbfounded, this frying pan could be used as a bathtub.Not to mention sitting down a person, even a pig is not a problem.

Pine firewood is set up under the oil pan, surrounded by jade railings to form a circle.There are monks holding whistle sticks below to maintain order, and the believers are very obedient.Those in the front row were probably very pious, and they all brought their own futons and sat cross-legged on the ground.From time to time, monks brought water and dry food to these believers, and a pot of the same size was set up in a farther place.Inside is rice porridge, and there is salted radish in the next basket.

This is an inherent item of the puja, serving gruel.It was very charitable, and the beggars from all over the world lined up to receive the porridge under the command of the monk.

However, this Tanyue Temple does not charge tickets, but a huge wooden box is placed at the gate of the mountain.Countless copper coins were thrown inside, occasionally mixed with some silver dimes.The Zhike monk was standing next to him with clasped hands, and he would not move when someone threw copper coins.When someone throws a silver coin, they will come forward and salute.Then I stuffed a futon and took the people to a place very close to the high platform to sit.

Obviously, this Tanyue Temple often holds such pujas.The monks worked hard to maintain order and everything was going on in an orderly manner.No wonder, the Buddhist incense in Licheng County is so prosperous. "These bald donkeys are really good at making money!" Yun Hao glanced at the huge box, and casually threw a coin into it.I didn't reach out to take a hand out of it, purely the result of the continuous improvement of moral cultivation over the years.

Sure enough, the bald-headed Zhike monk didn't even blink his eyelids, looking stern like a Dharma protector.In his eyes, Yunhao is just a pile of walking poop.

If you don't want to be ashamed, you have to watch it up close.Yun Hao is stingy, Luo Cheng can't be stingy, as soon as he shakes his hands, he is a silver pancake. It hit the cash box with a bang, making a loud noise.

The expression on the Zhike monk's face immediately became very gentle, and his peaceful smile looked like a bodhisattva. "This Tanyue, the poor monk is polite. Please take the seat with the young monk!" After speaking, he took out two futons and stuffed them into the hands of Yun Hao and Luo Cheng.He led the way humbly and went straight to the high platform.

Luo Cheng seems to visit temples often and is very familiar with the doorways inside.In the process of walking, he gave the Zhike monk another silver dime.The Zhike monk turned a corner and led the two of them directly to the back of a planner.

There are teapots and some plain snacks on the table.There is no shortage of seasonal melons and fruits, and there are VIP seats in this temple?

"Have you been here?" Yun Hao looked at Luo Cheng and asked in surprise.

"It's the first time I'm here, it's nothing. All the monks in the world do this. It's just that the Buddha eats and sells the Buddha's clothes. Without these incomes, they don't do production. How do you let them live?
Brother, you are still young and don’t know that the richest people in this world may be Buddhism.The emperor of the Northern Zhou Dynasty believed in Buddhism, and once decreed that Buddhists should not pay taxes.Over the years, the monks amassed a lot of wealth.In many places, the biggest landlords are not officials, but these monks.They also lend usury, don't look at each of them talking about mercy.It's dark when the donkey rolls around to calculate the interest!
Our north is not bad, but I heard that the emperors of the Southern Dynasties believed in Buddhism even more.After sacrificing himself and becoming a monk several times, the ministers had to redeem them with money.It is said that there were thousands of orchids in the Southern Dynasties, and almost every county had Sanskrit sounds.There, monks have greater power, and can even affect the appointment and removal of personnel in the court.The Southern Dynasties were eventually destroyed by our Great Sui Dynasty, and these bald donkeys were also inseparable. "Luo Cheng went in when he saw that Yun Hao didn't know, and explained to Yun Hao in a low voice.

Yun Hao had naturally heard about Emperor Wu of Liang Xiao Yan. This boss, who also started as a rebel, tried to lay down his butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately.To become the most devout Buddhist, the rules of vegetarianism are the theoretical basis he found from Buddhist scriptures.Unexpectedly, in the end, the monks whom he favored in every possible way watched him starve to death and did not lend a helping hand.

"That's right! Let's see today how powerful this Great Monk Shenxiu is. He can explain the Dharma in a frying pan!" Luo Cheng's words made Yunhao no longer have a good impression of Buddhism.A religion that lends money to usury to become a big landlord, still keeps saying that it will be wiped out.How fucking shameless!

It didn't take long for the seat with a few cases to start to be filled.Yun Hao looked left and right, he knew all of his mother.On the left is Qin Qiong and Shan Xiongxin, and on the right is Wang Bodang and Xie Yingdeng.Behind them is a group of green forest heroes, the most eye-catching is the combination of red and black double evil composed of Cheng Yaojin and You Junda, which stands out from the crowd and makes people look sideways.

Li Er was seated in the last row, besides Changsun Wuji, Chai Shao and Hou Junji.There are also three guys, Li Jing, Hong Fu Nu, and Zhang Zhongjian.I don't know when the three of them came to Licheng County.

When this group of people came, the VIP area immediately became lively.Some whispered, some laughed loudly.Cheng Yaojin's voice of asking for wine and meat was very loud, You Junda echoed and said that it would be more perfect with a few girls.

For a while, the VIP area was full of smog, and the Zhike monk regretted it very much.In order to covet a few coins, let these fierce-looking guys come in.But it has already been let in, but no one has the guts to drive it out again.

Around noon, the Fa conference officially started.A great monk in cassock gave a big lecture on the stage.Yunhao understood every word, but Yunhao broke his head and couldn't figure out what it meant when they were connected together.

The monk talked for half an hour, and Yun Hao noticed that several strong monks were moving the round wooden barrels to the crown prince.The round wooden barrel is very thick and has no point of focus.There was a lot of splashing and splashing along the way, and the autumn wind suddenly picked up.Yun Hao suddenly smelled a sour smell and felt something was wrong.As soon as he summed it up, he understood, and secretly smiled in his heart.Shenxiu!Shenxiu!I am your nemesis in life, today I want to see how you die.

Yun Hao looked left and right, and soon found Qi Biao and Lai Shun'er stretching their necks.After apologizing to Luo Cheng, he sneaked up to the two boys.After a while of whispering, the two guys turned and went out.

Several big monks put the round wooden barrels under the high platform, leaving only one person to guard them.While the others were doing other things, the monk stood with his hands clasped together.But a young man walked up to him, bared his teeth and smiled at the great monk.Raising his hand not to hit the smiling face, the great monk was about to return the salute.Unexpectedly, a snake spit out a core suddenly jumped out of the young man's hand, the monk was scared and dodged back.But I saw that young man was smiling "heh" "heh" "heh".

The bodhisattva stopped pretending, and the great monk instantly changed his voice to protect the Dharma King Kong.Tackling his hands, he went to chase the young man.All this happened on the back of the high platform, and the people around were listening to the eminent monk's teaching on the platform, and almost no one noticed the changes here.

Others didn't pay attention, but Yunhao did.Qi Biao lured the big monk away, and Lai Shun'er, who was strong and strong, rushed over immediately carrying two barrels of vegetable oil.It was poured into a round wooden barrel at the fastest speed, and then ran away without a trace with the empty barrel.

The round wooden barrel had already spilled a lot, but when these two barrels of vegetable oil were added, it was almost full.

Soon the great monk ran back again, obviously he didn't catch Qi Biao.Looking around in resentment, as long as he finds that kid, he will definitely be beaten.

The great monk on the stage had been lecturing for about an hour, when Yun Hao was about to fall asleep.Those guys finally stepped down, and soon the dignified monk Shenxiu walked on the stage.

As soon as Shenxiu came to the stage, the monk below used a small bucket to get oil from the round wooden barrel and poured it into the oil pan on the stage.I don't know how much was poured, anyway, there was already oil overflowing from the side of the pot, when Shenxiu gave an order, a monk lit the firewood.

For a while, black smoke evaporated, and soon the cauldron filled with oil began to boil.Hot oil kept boiling, overflowing along the side of the pot.When it falls to the ground, it emits bursts of white smoke.From far away, you can also hear the sound of oil flowers rolling.

The eyes of the onlookers widened, and even the croaking Lao Cheng and You Junda fell silent.Everyone's eyes widened and they held their breath, watching the Great Monk Shenxiu get into the frying pan without hesitation.

But what happened the next moment surprised the people who were waiting for the miracle.

(End of this chapter)