lazy tang

Chapter 171 The main house, our door was sold

Yunhao never expected that Shenxiu would be good at martial arts, and it was a very high one.As soon as she stepped into the frying pan, Shenxiu immediately turned over on her back with a kite and flew out with a sound of "Aw".The sound was very similar to that of a cat whose paws had been scalded, and the people below who didn't know the truth were applauding loudly.Unexpectedly, Master Shenxiu could not only speak in oil, but also juggle.This skill is much better than that of outside performers.

"This Master Shenxiu is so powerful, but his voice is a bit miserable...!" A woman said adoringly.

"What do you know! This is the lion's roar!" The guy who looked like a scholar next to him looked contemptuous.

"Yo...! This great monk is very skilled!" Lao Cheng grinned and laughed, pointing at Shenxiu and raised his middle finger.A few days ago, I saw Yunhao pointing the middle finger at him and asked him what he meant.Yun Hao said that he meant to praise the person's good skills, and Lao Cheng greatly appreciated it.These days, when I see people who are pleasing to the eye, I give my middle finger up.The most vertical one is the handsome Yun Hao.

Lao Cheng's voice was not so loud, almost even among the thousands of people present could not keep up with his voice alone.This voice immediately attracted Shenxiu's attention, and Lao Cheng naturally didn't care.He has never met this great monk, and today is the first time he has met him.But the seat in front of him was occupied by Yun Hao.Shenxiu's eyes only stayed on Lao Cheng's face for less than a second, then moved to Yun Hao's face.

The enemy was extremely jealous when they met, and Shenxiu immediately knew that what happened today had something to do with him when she saw Yunhao.Only this ghost-like kid can see the way inside.The miracle of the underground Buddha came from this guy's little head.

"Yunhao!" This sound really used a lion's roar, and the excruciating pain in his thigh had already driven Shenxiu out of anger.His head was full of how to unscrew that clever little head from the cavity, so he didn't care about the melon-eaters at the scene.

Everyone followed Shenxiu's gaze, and Yunhao immediately knew it was not good.The monk was afraid that he was going to kill someone. Seeing his standing thighs shaking constantly, it was obvious that the burns were extremely serious.

Anyone who uses their ass knows that this product has added a lot of white vinegar to the oil.The boiling point of white vinegar is low, and there is not much temperature when it is boiled.Sitting inside and preaching scriptures is like taking a hot bath.But after Lai Shun'er added two large barrels of vegetable oil to it, the ratio changed completely.Now the temperature inside the oil pan is hot enough to shed hair.Great Monk Shenxiu, if he really sat down with his legs crossed, then his six faculties would really be pure.

"Master Shenxiu, stay safe and sound!" Yun Hao's expression was wonderful, wanting to smile and still want to be serious.After all, thousands of people watched, Yunhao wanted to leave a perfect image of pretending to be B.

"I'll kill you!" Shenxiu looked around, but saw that there was nothing in his hand.He casually threw out the cymbal that was teaching the Fa, and immediately there was a sound of "hiss" and "hiss" in the air.

Even though he was prepared, Yun Hao didn't expect that the things this guy threw were as fast as crossbow arrows.It was too late when he wanted to hide, he was not slow to be slow.Seeing Shenxiu raising her hand, she knew something was wrong.As soon as he raised his hand, the desk in front of him blocked himself and Yunhao.

"Dole" the cymbal actually went through the table, the sharp edge was only two inches away from the tip of Yunhao's nose.Yun Hao's face turned pale with fright, without Luo Cheng by his side today, his head would have fallen off a long time ago.

Seeing that Yun Hao escaped unexpectedly, Shenxiu hooked a firewood stick with flames and landed in Shenxiu's hands.He jumped forward, holding a big wooden stick on fire, and wanted to go down and kill that nasty boy.If he doesn't shoot his green shit today, even if he hasn't eaten leeks.

Shenxiu's martial arts are very high, but she is still an individual after all.Both legs were severely scalded, and the injury was beyond description.At this time, if you still want to have the original skills, that is just a dream.The strength of both feet is not as strong as before, but they want to achieve the previous goal.The huge contrast caused his body to fly out, but fell to the bottom of the platform.

It's so embarrassing, Shenxiu, who is a dog who grabs shit and throws it, has stars in his eyes.The golden crown fell somewhere, and the scarlet cassock was covered with dust.Shenxiu must have not checked the imperial calendar when she went out today, and she didn't know why she was so unlucky.There was only that one brick on the ground, but his head hit it.The arch of the eyebrow was knocked away in an instant, and the blood instantly blurred the eyes.

The firewood with fire fell on his back so that he could not die.The big red cassock was immediately burnt into a big hole, and the sound of "Zi" and "Zi" of scorched flesh came together with the stench of burning and Shenxiu's screams.It is really a 4D blockbuster with sound and light flavor, and the sound is miserable and endless.

"Old You, what's going on here? I didn't hear that there will be such a program in the Fa Conference. Don't you just jump into the frying pan and then lecture?"He didn't understand why the great monk would jump off the stage and kill himself.Dharma is fart to him, and what he comes in to watch is to jump into the frying pan.Jumping off a platform is considered a gross thing. How dare you call him an eminent monk if you fell from such a little high platform and fell into such a virtuous manner?
"There are a lot of people giving in today's ceremony, and the great monk wants to reenact it. What is this called... a big reward!" You Junda showed off the new vocabulary he learned from Yun Hao, showing off his sense of superiority to his heart's content.Our old You just loves to study!
"Oh, this monk is really conscientious. He fell so badly for money!" Old Cheng took out a silver coin from his pocket and threw it to Shenxiu if he realized something.

"Great monk, hard work! Hard work! One more time!"

The silver dime hit Shenxiu's head, and Shenxiu wanted to die.In the fall just now, the joints on his legs might have been misplaced even though he was full of martial arts.There was a piercing pain in his leg and back, and he grabbed the burning firewood and threw it at Yunhao.Of course, the result is unstoppable, this time without Luo Cheng's help.Shenxiu, whose hands and feet were shaking from the pain, didn't know where to throw the firewood.However, there was still a scream from the crowd, and it seemed that someone had been tricked.

When such a change happened, no matter how stupid the monks were, they would know that something was wrong. "Hula" surrounded Shenxiu all at once.There were also some big monks with whistle sticks in their hands, looking at Yun Hao and Luo Cheng with unfriendly expressions.

"How many fights have you had?" Yun Hao tugged on Luo Cheng's clothes, which was now his only reliance.The Shaolin Temple movie left an indelible impression on him, and he always thought that those with bald heads were martial arts masters.

"Seven or eight is not a problem!" Luo Cheng has this confidence, it's just a group of monks.He didn't think it would be so bad, besides, his cousin was by his side, would he be able to watch him get beaten?
As soon as Luo Cheng's words fell, a hundred monks rushed out of the temple.Each of them held a stick in his hand, and a few of them carried bright Jiedao.The headed one was burly and strong, even holding a crescent shovel.

"What about the one hundred?" Yun Hao was extremely nervous and swallowed with difficulty.This damn is the entrance of the Monk Temple, this kid is going to explain.I don't know, is it true that monks commit murder and commit crimes these days.

"That's enough...! Cousin!" Luo Cheng's face turned pale, and he hurriedly asked Qin Qiong beside him for help.

Of course Qin Qiong couldn't watch his brother suffer, but he didn't have any weapons by his side.Sweeping left and right, he picked up a bench and prepared to PK with these monks.As soon as he made a move, Wang Bodang, Xie Yingdeng, and Qi Guoyuan also moved.When Shan Xiongxin also copied guys, the heroes of the green forest also stood up.Old Cheng was the most fierce, holding a planner in both hands and the other.Something weighing dozens of catties was like a straw in his hands.

When the two sides were at war, there was a commotion in the crowd.A giant man rushed out and shouted loudly: "Who the hell is throwing torches!" Yun Hao saw the giant man and was immediately happy.Is it not Zhang Zhongjian or who?
There were traces of scorching on Zhang Zhongjian's temples and eyebrows, and a large part of his hair was curly and yellow.Heart said: Shenxiu, Shenxiu!You really don't look at the imperial calendar when you go out today, and you are lucky if you mess with this master!
"It was thrown by the monk who fell on the ground." Yun Hao rushed to the table and said, pointing at Shenxiu who was surrounded in the middle.

Shenxiu was still angry at this time, and his brain had no circuits at all.He opened his mouth and shouted: "Little bastard, what can I do if I throw it away."

The bad thing was in this sentence, Zhang Zhongjian had intentionally or unintentionally dealt with the conversation between Li Er and Chai Shao.Suddenly, a torch was thrown over and hit him on the head.His beard and eyebrows were scorched, and his hair was also ruined.How could he, Zhang Zhongjian, be willing to take such a disadvantage? He rushed out to teach the bastard who threw things a lesson.But he didn't expect that bald donkey to be so arrogant. Seeing himself admitting it openly, he even called himself Laozi.

"Well, you bald donkey!" Zhang Zhongjian was so angry that he slapped a fat monk who was protecting Shenxiu to the ground.The slap like a bear's paw immediately slapped the monk unconscious.The monks called bald donkeys, and the monks stopped doing it.

Originally, the two sides were at war with each other, but Zhang Zhongjian's slap was like sparks bursting from the oil depot.The monks swarmed up, and the green forest heroes also swarmed up.The scene suddenly became chaotic, and Yun Hao immediately ran out with the flow of people.He is the key target of the monks, if he is caught by the monks, how can he survive!
Obviously, this group of monks usually spent more time wielding swords than chanting sutras.A bandit with a knife on weekdays is no match for a monk with a knife.These monks danced the whistle sticks in their hands, and there was still momentum.As soon as they came up, the heroes of the green forest were beaten up. If it weren't for Zhang Zhongjian, Shan Xiongxin, Qin Qiong, Luo Cheng, Cheng Yaojin, You Junda...etc.

Seeing that monks were still coming out of the temple, Qin Qiong felt chills in his heart.Where the hell are there so many monks, but he doesn't know.This Dharma meeting is very important. The abbot of Tanyue Temple invited eminent monks from many places in the Sui Dynasty to come.None of these eminent monks has twenty or thirty apprentices, otherwise how would they have face.Now there are too many temples, but there are still two or three hundred monks.These monks are selected masters, how can the heroes of the green forest be their opponents.

"The wind is tight! Shout!" Seeing that there were more and more monks, Lao Cheng immediately took You Junda to apply oil on the soles of his feet.The rest of the people also ran in a panic. These bandits were chased by officers and soldiers on weekdays.If nothing else, his running skills are still top-notch.The monks chased after him for a while, but failed to catch up.

Qin Qiong and the others retreated into the city in embarrassment, but at the gate of the city, they saw the old steward rushing over in a hurry.The old steward was out of breath, and immediately became excited when he saw Qin Qiong.Fingers fluttering, it took a long time to hold back a word. "My lord, go back quickly! Someone sold the gate of our house!"

"What...!" Qin Qiong felt that he was hallucinating!

(End of this chapter)