Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 128 Speed ​​Reading Assessment 2
At the moment, Lei Lie, who was monitoring in the backstage, frowned first when he saw these test questions, then he was stunned, and followed along with his mouth pursed. The more he read, the more interested he became, and he even showed a rare smile and asked.

"Hehe, these test questions are quite interesting. The entire ancient text is written in homophones, but the meaning is very smooth. It is perfect for assessing the speaking ability of the radio host! By the way, who made these questions ?”

Xiao Zhao who was accompanying him hurriedly apologized, bent over and spoke in a low voice.

"Director, this is number 9, it should be Xiao Liu, but I checked just now, Xiao Liu is accompanying Dabai on a tour, this should be a question asked by Dabai from Qinxi Province on a whim!"

Lei Lie frowned.

"Dabai? Is that the rookie who pulled over 2 million ads for us?"

"Yeah, this Dabai is not simple. I've inquired about her. Not only is she good at broadcasting and hosting, but she's also a very talented cook. It is said that the restaurant she opened is the best chef in the world. There are only 100 customers per day, and the queue at the peak is as long as 3. 10 months later! A VIP package sold for more than 3 yuan at the highest auction! There are still a large number of guests going there every day. Many people even change their travel plans in order to eat. I heard from a friend from the Tourism Bureau that Baifeng is the only one. People’s restaurants have tripled the tourism revenue of Qinxi Province in a year!”

Lei Lie grinned, and couldn't help but give Bai Feng another high look in his heart, who knew that Xiao Zhao would speak again.

"Not only that, it is said that Bai Feng is also a versatile poet, especially good at guessing riddles and ancient poems. There are 5 private rooms upstairs in the first kitchen in the world, among which are 4 ancient poems. It is said that each capital is a classic among classics!"

Lei Lie snorted, Xiao Zhao saw that the leader liked to listen, and immediately foamed at the mouth like a treasure.

"Director, I'll just tell you a song and listen to it!"

Seeing Lei Lie nod his head, Xiao Zhao coughed, scratched his head in a showy pose, and began to chant.

"To be happy in life is to be happy to the fullest, don't let the golden cup be empty to the moon. I am born to be useful, and I will come back after all the money is gone! Director, what do you think?"

Lei Lie was stunned!Can't help muttering to myself...

"To be proud of life...you have to be happy...don't let the gold bottle be empty to the moon! Seconds, seconds, it's a big second! I am born to be useful, and I will come back after all the money is gone! High self-confidence, but not boastful. If this It was really written by Bai Feng, she is really a strange woman! But it seems that this poem has not been finished yet, and I always feel that it has lost a little flavor..."

Xiao Zhao did not study ancient poems as thoroughly as Lei Lie did, so it was not easy to intervene. At this time, other candidates also started to answer the questions. He pointed to the test question of No. 3 candidate Yan Kan and said in surprise.

"Director, look, it's another question like this!"

Lei Lie was taken aback for a moment, and then he looked, Yan Kan was about to cry at the moment, his tongue was tied up before reading the exam questions.

"Aunt Yi... 殪... Yi Yi Yi. Yi Yi... Yi, Yi Yi... Aunt Epidemic, Yi Yi Yi Yi. Next, Yi Yi... Yi Yi, suspecting a doctor, discussing a doctor. Doctor Yi Yiyi , hanging, to remove Iraqi doubts. Yi leans on...a chair to recall, recalling Yi Yiyi's legacy, to discuss Iraqi medicine, and also hangs. Hey! It's also different..."

Lei Lie said it silently, then shouted for a second.

"Haha, what an instant girl, I thought it would be the limit to be able to write two such ancient prose, but I didn't expect a third one, the words are smooth and very interesting, the most important thing is the combination of the pronunciation of these characters It's a mouthful, and it's no less difficult than the current jingle!"

Before Xiao Zhao had time to greet him, he saw the test questions of candidate No. 4 again.

"Director, it's...another song!"

Naturally, this song was also composed by Bai Feng for another unlucky guy under Yan Xun's subordinates.

"The Xixi rhino... likes to play. Xi Xi... Xixi... brings the rhino to move, Xi Xi... washes the rhino carefully. Xi Xi... Hiss... Xi Xixi..."

Lei Lie grinned in amazement.

"Hehe, today is really a surprise, a surprise, I want to see how many ancient Chinese jingles this Baifeng can write!"

Xiao Zhao nodded and exclaimed.

"Director, the fifth song!"

"Zhizhi's young nephew Zhi, Zhizhi, knows paper making, knows weaving banners, Zhizhi hemorrhoids, nephew goes to Zhizhi, knows Zhizhi juice to treat hemorrhoids, Zhizhi Zhizhi, Zhi Zhizhi, spiders, nephew, Zhizhi Straight sticks are thrown to stop the spiders, my nephew carries the Zhi Zhi to Zhi Zhi, Zhi Zhi Zhi Zhi treats hemorrhoids, and the hemorrhoids stop."

Lei Lie smiled.

"Hehe, this song is a bit vulgar compared to the previous ones..."

"Director, the sixth song is out!"

"Shishi, a poet in the Shishi family, is addicted to lions, and swears to eat ten lions. Shi Shi always regards lions in the market. At ten o'clock, the ten lions are in the market. At the right time, Shi Shi is in the market. Shi Shi sees the ten lions, relying on the momentum , the ten lions died. Shi picked up the corpses of the ten lions, suitable for the stone chamber. The stone chamber was wet, and the servants wiped the stone chamber. The stone chamber was wiped, and it was the ten lions that I tried to eat. .Explanation is a matter!"

"This song is more like a fable. Now this Baifeng really makes me a little surprised and curious. Xiao Zhao, after the assessment is over, the rookie anchor competition will be suspended for a while. I want to meet Baifeng."

"Okay Director, look, my God, it's the seventh song!"

Xiao Zhao exclaimed, pointed at the screen, and sure enough, the seventh song came out.

"Chicken chicken, chicken chirp. Several chickens squeeze together to gather rocky ridges. The machine is extremely fast, the chicken is extremely hungry, and the chicken wants to fight and attack the crucian carp. Palpitations, rushing to the Jiji stage. Then the crucian carp track is extremely quiet, and then the chickens are hungry and chirp."

After Lei Lie finished reading, he clapped his hands and laughed.

"Hahaha, what a genius. The first song is also pronounced 'ji'. Unexpectedly, there is another trick. The two songs have the same pronunciation, but the meaning is completely different. It's really the only time I've seen in my life!"

Just after Lei Lie finished his compliment, Yan Su took advantage of the end of the speed-reading session to ask the poor people next to him through the glass door.

"Hey, what did you guys do in the test? Mine are all fishy fishy fishy fish..."

As soon as I asked, the old people next to me immediately resonated and complained one after another.

"It's almost the same for me, mine is full of chirp chirp chirp chirp..."

"Mine is ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"I'm Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi..."

……

They had just finished complaining when the voice came from the headset again.

"Attention all candidates, the second shorthand test will be conducted next, please listen to the questions!"

Yan Su and the others all focused their attention, but when they heard the exam questions coming from the headset, they burst into tears!

"Please pay attention to the records, as long as the words and meanings are recorded accurately, you can pass the level! 3, 2, 1, start! Chirp chicken, chicken chirp. Several chickens squeeze Jijiji. The machine is extremely fast, the chicken is extremely hungry, the chicken Jiji fights and crucian carp. The machine aids the Ji Ji, and the chicken plans to stimulate the crucian carp. The machine is extremely sick, the crucian carp is extremely palpitating, and rushes to gather at the level. Then the crucian carp traces are extremely quiet, and then the chickens are hungry , that is, chirp..."

Bai Feng finished reading the first song in the backstage of the assessment, and the whole backstage of the assessment was quiet, including Xiao Liu, everyone's eyes were as wide as copper bells.

After a long time, Xiao Liu swallowed his saliva and asked with a dry smile.

"Sister Bai, you... will this exam question be too difficult..."

(End of this chapter)