Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 129 Shorthand Assessment
Nonsense, can it be difficult?If you are asked to read, and you can read it slowly, but you are only given the same pinyin, but the tone is different, and you are asked to write it out, there is basically no hope.

Although the sentences are fluent and the meaning is straightforward, they are all classical Chinese. Even if you use your mobile phone to cheat, you may not be able to write them out. The most difficult thing is to translate the meaning of the sentences.

Bai Feng waved his hand indifferently.

"Hehe, it's okay, the assessment, you need some stimulation, if you don't know how to do this, how can you be a qualified radio anchor? Just fire them all, there are so many capable and capable people, and they even want to come in line The radio station is at work! I hate those who occupy the latrine the most!"

When Bai Feng asked easily, the other people in the room immediately coughed in embarrassment and lowered their heads.

But Xiao Liu moved closer to Bai Feng and asked in a low voice.

"Sister Bai, I think you didn't do this to release water for these 7 people, you just wanted to kill them. Did these 7 people do something wrong?"

"Hehe, that's not true. They didn't mess with me, they just hindered the development of the radio business. Besides, your sister's weight! Such character! How could you intentionally kill them? My sister killed them completely openly, of course. , if they have real skills, they don’t have to worry about embarrassing anyone!”

"Well, what my sister said is good. I've heard it all. My sister's "Evening Story" received the lowest ratings every year, but my sister insisted on her own ability. Not only did she bring the show back to life in half a month. , and also attracted more than 2 million advertising sponsorships!"

Bai Feng laughed, and continued to write questions when the time came.

"The shorthand for the second question begins! Zhizhi's young nephew Zhi, Zhizhi, knows paper making, knows weaving flags, Zhizhi hemorrhoids, nephew goes to Zhizhi, knows Zhizhi juice to treat hemorrhoids, Zhi Zhizhi, Zhi Zhizhi, spider To, go to the nephew, hold the straight branch and throw it, the spider stops, the nephew holds the Zhizhi branch to the Zhizhi, the Zhizhi Zhizhi cures the hemorrhoid, the hemorrhoid stops..."

……

Lei Lie's mouth cramped while listening in the background.

"Hehe, this Baifeng is quite interesting. The questions in speed reading and shorthand are the same. These candidates read it for 10 minutes just now, and logically they should have memorized them all, but because of the problems in the questions, they probably couldn't even write a sentence. , this Baifeng is interesting, these 7 unlucky guys seem to be dead this time! It's just... they are all from the same radio station, so there's no need to be so ruthless, right?"

Xiao Zhao blinked, and hurried forward to whisper in his ear.

"Director, this matter is complicated. Because of the poor performance of Qinxi Province, we sent someone to supervise and monitor at the end of last year. These 7 people were 'brought' in by the new supervisor! But Bai Feng, it is The old head of the station, Wang Changzhi, was brought into the stage, it seems that they are just ordinary colleagues, but it is actually a secret rivalry between the old and new leaders!"

Lei Lie narrowed his eyes slightly.

"Who is the supervisor?"

"It's... Yan Xun..."

"It's him? That's no wonder. If it wasn't for his father-in-law Rongfeng's face, this black sheep would have been kicked out a long time ago, but this Baifeng's methods are still better than ours. It seems that the last quick answer The assessment shouldn't be easy!"

The two were discussing, Yan Su, Yan Bo, Yan Kan and others finally survived after experiencing 'chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp', 'yuyuyuyuyuyu', 'ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' Passed the second round of assessment.

As a result, at the beginning of the third session, Yan Su's 7 people knelt down immediately!

"Now for the third part of the assessment, quick answer, the first question, which came first, the egg or the chicken?"

Yan Su and the others were immediately dumbfounded, while Xiao Liu and the others in the examination room turned off their headsets and muttered.

"If you say that there was an egg first, how did the egg come out? If you say that there was a chicken first? How did the chicken hatch?"

"Yes, this is simply a philosophical question!"

"This question is simply unsolvable..."

"These candidates are confirmed now!"

……

Sure enough, the seven of Yan Su were dumbfounded after hearing this, but Bai Feng smiled and asked again.

"1 plus 1 equals how much?"

As soon as the second question came out, the people in the examination room were stunned again.

"This...the answer is not equal to 2, is it?"

"Impossible, how could it be so simple?"

"How much would that be?"

……

After hearing this, Lei Lie in the backstage monitoring room showed a secretive smile.

Under Xiao Zhao's observation, he asked with a sarcastic smile.

"Lei Ju, do you see the key to this question?"

"Hehe, there is no solution to this question at all!"

"No solution?"

"Yeah, if you say that 1 plus 1 equals 2, then she will ask you why it equals 2? Or if you add 1 man to 1 woman, you may get a man and a woman plus a child, which is 3. In short No matter what you answer, she has another excuse, to put it bluntly, if you are right, you can be right, and if you are wrong, you must be wrong."

Xiao Zhao nodded approvingly, and was about to say a few compliments when Bai Feng continued to ask in the headset.

"Next question, Lao Zhang runs a shoe store. When he bought the shoes, he lost 20 yuan in real coins and got a pair of shoes. The shoes cost 30 yuan. When the customer came to buy shoes, he gave a piece of fake money of 50 yuan. I couldn’t find it. I exchanged change with my neighbors. I lost 50 yuan in counterfeit money and got 50 yuan in change, all of which were real. When I gave the customer change, Lao Zhang lost 20 yuan in real money. I also paid 50 real coins to my neighbor, how much did Lao Zhang pay in the end?"

After Xiao Zhao heard this, he immediately snapped his fingers.

"Real money 20... sold 30... and gave a fake money 50... and then changed it to real money 50, and lost again... um, um... how much did you lose? God, this question is also Is it too crazy?"

Lei Lie did some calculations in his mind, but he smiled like an old fox.

"Lei Ju, you...you won't figure it out again, right?"

"Hehe, this question is also an unsolvable one. If calculated according to the mathematical method, Lao Zhang will get 90 real coins plus 50 counterfeit coins plus a pair of shoes! In total, he will get 50 real coins plus 50 counterfeit coins plus a pair of shoes. The formula is listed It’s easy to calculate when you come out, after adding, subtracting, multiplying and dividing, it’s minus 40 yuan.”

"Then Lei Ju... Is there a second solution to this question?"

"Of course, from an economic point of view, if there is no process of collecting counterfeit money, Lao Zhang should have made a net profit of 10 yuan, but in fact he lost 40 yuan, so Lao Zhang's loss is 50 yuan. So whether they answer negative 40 yuan or 50 yuan, they are all wrong, and they may not be able to answer this question in such a short time."

Sure enough, Yan Su's seven people were completely stunned like their dead father, unable to utter a word.But Yan Kan thought he was smart, so he went straight from 7 yuan to 10 yuan, trying to get lucky, but the result was still wrong.

Xiao Zhao ran up to Lei Lie with the assessment form and asked embarrassingly.

"Lei Ju, these seven people..."

Lei Lie waved his hand.

"Keep Baifeng! 'Cut off' all the others!"

"Okay, Lei Ju, I'll do it right away, it's absolutely fine!"

(End of this chapter)