Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 1

Chapter 28 The Underworld (4)
Hearing someone praise the unborn child, the future mother of the hanged ghost touched her belly happily and said with a smile, "They all said it might be a girl."

San Niang said: "Girl is good, she is caring and knows how to hurt others without being naughty."

Wang Liang was very pleased and whispered: "It seems that they will treat Kong Ting well in the future."

The hanged ghost stood by the bed without saying a word, just staring at the woman's belly.

I asked in a low voice, "That man doesn't know when he will be back, shall we go?"

The hanged ghost said, "I just want to watch it for a while."

Sanniang's mouth was as if honey had been smeared. After a few words, the future mother of the hanged ghost widened her smile, and asked politely, "What are you doing in the hospital? Don't keep looking at me, it will delay your business."

"It's okay, it's okay." Sanniang glanced at us and said, "I'm here to accompany my sister-in-law, then you go out first." Then she whispered to me, "Look carefully, if that man comes back, call me on my mobile phone." One phone call, and Kong Ting and I will come out."

Wang Liang and I dragged Reddy out and squatted on the stairs on the first floor with the best view.

There were a few ghosts squatting in the shade at the bottom of the stairs, wearing hospital gowns, some with their chests uncovered, with needles sealed on their chests, staring at us when they saw us coming.

I pretended I didn't see it, and turned my head to look at the door: "It's his grandfather, it's really hot today."

Wang Liang lowered his head, looked at it and said, "The hospital is cooler."

Reddy Gaga looked up and said, "White."

The ghosts sitting in the shade started chatting, and a ghost with an open chest and stitches on his stomach said, "There was another death in the hospital a few days ago."

"It's not normal if there are no deaths in the hospital."

"But didn't you find that in this hospital, the death rate of certain races is particularly high?"

"The level is not good, right? Fortunately, he is still a big hospital."

"I heard that the doctors in this hospital don't operate well without giving red envelopes."

"Hey, don't mention it, I still have a piece of gauze in my stomach. I..." The ghosts suddenly lost their voices in the middle of speaking.

I turned my head to look, only to find that the ghosts were gone.

It's strange, why the good words suddenly disappeared.

Speaking of this, I suddenly heard a Pixiu speaking through brainwaves: "Outside the door."

I quickly looked out the door and saw a man with a very artistic back walking out.

Why do you say he is an artist, because the man has long hair and a ponytail. If it weren't for wearing a white suit, I really wouldn't be able to recognize him as a man.

I really hate this kind of person, who specializes in deceiving the feelings of his compatriots.I met a man on the street. He had a beautiful back, hips and waist, just like Lin Chiling. At that time, I couldn't restrain my excitement. I followed him up and saw that he was a man!It also has a Wubai face!
So according to my experience, men with long hair are more vicissitudes and more artistic.And the one in front of him must be a performance artist through and through, because he has a little yellow chow chow on his shoulders and is sticking out his purple tongue to lick his lips.

If I knew this hospital could take dogs, I would let Pikachu out for a walk.

The man had eyes behind him, as if he noticed that I was looking at him, he stopped and turned his head to look this way. I felt guilty and turned my head away.

Because of work reasons, I know a few such maverick artists. Such people generally don’t like others to stare at them, and generally when they meet people staring at them on the road, they will despise them in their hearts. !Never seen the world!Don't understand art!Tasty!
I didn't want to leave such an impression on others, so I turned my head at Wang Liang and said, "There is a man in a white suit at the door, a big man with long hair, what do you think he is doing?"

Wang Liang turned his head to look and said, "That's a doctor, I think he was talking to another doctor."

I turned my head and saw the man was talking to a doctor in a long white coat with his back to us.

I looked at the door again, but found nothing, and wondered in my heart what Pixiu wanted me to see.

Reddy Gaga squatted under the stairs and looked up, with a serious and academic expression on his face, he said, "Pink."

I said, "What have you been doing since just now?"

Reddy quacked without speaking, and looked up.

As soon as Wang Liang and I looked up, we happened to see a girl in a short skirt walking down the stairs.

Wang Liang and I were dumbfounded, and I immediately realized the beauty of summer and the importance of skirts for men.

Reddy nodded and said, "She has a Transformer drawn on her pants."

Sometimes I feel that this guy is just pretending to be stupid, and let him take advantage of all the advantages of being stupid.

I taught Reddy Quack a lesson: "I hate people like you the most. If you are stupid, you are stupid. If you are a hooligan, you are a hooligan. If you are only a hooligan, you are a hooligan. If you are alone, do you want us to play together? Walking in the rivers and lakes depends on loyalty. Don't do this next time." ! Do you hear that?" Then he squatted beside him and looked up.

Wang Liang squatted down and looked up and whispered to us, "Let's squat in another place. This, this... this is not good, if people see it..."

Reddy Gaga said, "I'll count again. I just walked past one black one, three pink ones, and one blue one." He stretched out his hand and said, "A total of eight."

Wang Liang and I said, "Do you hear me? This is learning." Then I was taken aback, and asked Reddy Gaga, "Aren't there five in one black, three in pink and one in blue? Why are there eight?"

Reddy Gaga said, "There are two more men."

I said, "Then there is another one?"

"There is another one who is not human."

It's not a person, it's a ghost?But this hospital is full of ghosts, and it’s not uncommon to have ghosts. I was thinking about it, and Reddy Gaga suddenly said: "Here it is again, here it is again." Then he guessed seriously: "This time it should be white."

I quickly looked up: "I think it's black this time."

"I still think it's not good for us to do this." Wang Liang said, "I think it's pink."

The three of us raised our heads together and heard the high heels getting closer upstairs. The three of us opened our eyes nervously. At this moment, we suddenly heard someone next to us say, "Three gentlemen, what are you doing?"

The three of us were taken aback, and immediately turned around to look, only to see a pretty female nurse standing behind her, looking at us with her hips crossed.

I saw a sign on her chest with her name written on it——Yue Yingshang.

Hey, the name is the same as the screen name!
The female nurse emphasized her tone and asked repeatedly: "What are you doing?!"

The three of us looked at each other.

I was guilty, anxious, and stuttered: "I, we are here to enjoy the cool, look at the clouds and the sun."

Wang Liang stammered even more than me: "I...we are here...to learn...to learn...to count..."

Reddy raised her head and said loudly without stammering: "We are guessing the color of the woman's pants!"

Wang Liang and I covered Reddy Gaga's mouth, Wang Liang pressed his head and hit him, I stood in front of him, and said to the female nurse, "This guy's brain is not working well, hehe, don't trust him."

Yue Yingshang let out a chuckle, then looked at me, at Wang Liang, and then at Reddy Quack, and laughed again.Then turned around and left.

Wang Liang came over and asked me: "I always feel that she smiles with a deep meaning, do you know what she means?"

I think she meant that all three of us are SBs.But I saw that they were both looking at me, and I was too embarrassed to say this to hurt them, so I said it more tactfully: "She means that one of the three of us is more SB." Will it be replaced by another word? Doubtful)”

Wang Liang immediately said: "Then she definitely didn't mean me."

Reddy Gaga said, "Surely not me."

Then they all looked at me.

I'm so angry, I just want to beat them to death!
At this moment, Wang Liang was stunned for a moment, then looked behind me and said, "That man in the white suit is looking at you."

I've always thought that even if I'm such a flirtatious man, I'd be as conspicuous as a poker king or San Niang in the second floor, even if I was put in the crowd.

But the expression on Wang Liang's face was very strange, as if that person saw me as a very strange thing.

I turned my head to look at the door, but I couldn't see the man in the white suit anymore.

This guy was running fast, and I asked, "It's okay, maybe he just took a few extra glances at me because he saw that I was handsome."

"Do you know him?" Wang Liang said hesitantly, "I don't think that person is an ordinary person."

I asked, "Why is it not common law?"

Wang Liang said: "I can't tell, anyway, I don't think it's an ordinary person."

"Brother, it's because you haven't seen much." I patted Wang Liang on the shoulder and said, "I'll introduce you to a Taoist priest with a black beard tomorrow. If you look at him, you will understand why you can't judge people by their appearance."

Just as she was talking, she suddenly heard Reddy yelling behind her: "San Niang, San Niang."

Only then did we find out that Sanniang had brought the hanged ghost down the stairs, and Wang Liang rushed up to talk to the hanged ghost.

I pulled Sanniang aside and asked, "How is it? Is the condition of this house good?"

You have to be cautious in doing things these days, the old boy of the king of hell is very sinister, I really dare not let the hanged ghost rashly reincarnate without knowing the situation of the Fang family.

And Sanniang is the strongest when it comes to clichés, she thinks she has already got the whole family right now.

Sure enough, Sanniang nodded and said, "This family's conditions are really good. The man is doing business outside. He owns a restaurant and two entertainment clubs. It's just..."

Talking with a twist, it must be no good, I quickly asked: "Just what?"

"It's just that their relationship doesn't seem to be good." Sanniang said, "That man seems to have a woman outside."

"Family conflicts?" I said, "That's not okay. As the saying goes, every ignorant and innocent girl who goes astray has an irresponsible family and a dark society behind her. If a father’s love cannot be obtained from a mother’s love, then can’t he become a psychopath and embark on the path of breaking the law and committing crimes?”

"Not necessarily." Sanniang said, "Didn't you see that man went to buy food for his wife just now? It is said that this man likes children and has treated his wife a lot better since he became pregnant. If Kong Ting is born, It might change their relationship."

"It's better like that." I turned my head to see that Wang Liang and the hanged ghost couldn't get along for a few hours, and they were pulling the hanged ghost to sit on the chair next to them and talking.

Wang Liang said affectionately: "I guess you won't remember me when you are reincarnated. It doesn't matter. I will visit you often. When you are learning to talk, when you are learning to walk, and when you are in kindergarten, I will quietly be by the side. I'm looking at you, you have to remember, no matter where you are, I'm always watching you from behind."

I thought about this scene carefully, and the more I thought about it, the more I realized why I was so terrified. Isn't this just a perverted stalker!
The hanged ghost nodded, and then whispered: "But Suou doesn't want to reincarnate..."

Wang Liang said, "Go, it's for your own good." Then he stretched out his hand to remove the strands of hair sticking to the hanged ghost's tongue.

This movement is very gentle, just like treating a lover, but what is more tragic is that other humans in this hospital cannot see the hanged ghost, so no one is close to Wang Liang five meters away. Talking in the air will always go in circles.

Sanniang and I took Reddy Gaga and pretended not to know them, and stayed far away.

At this moment, the female nurse named Yue Yingshang, who I saw staring at us before, ran over anxiously from a distance, dragged a few passers-by and asked some questions.He walked up to me, paused, and stopped talking.

I said, "What happened?"

Yue Yingshang said: "I have a patient who is hospitalized and I can't find it."

I was startled, and immediately asked, "Isn't she a pregnant woman?"

Yue Yingshang looked at me strangely and said, "What pregnant woman? That's a man named Ni Da."

I said, "I don't know who it is if you just tell me the name!"

Yue Yingshang said: "It's a man, wearing glasses, he looks quite refined."

I said, "What you said is too general."

Yue Yingshang said: "Forget it, I'll look for it again." After finishing speaking, she was ready to go upstairs.

At this moment, someone shouted outside: "Jump off the building, jump off the building, someone is going to jump off the building! Go and see!"

There was only a commotion in the crowd, and there was no one in the hospital in a blink of an eye.

I ran out with the crowd, looked up at the hospital gate, and saw a man in a hospital gown standing on the top of the building.

There were too many onlookers, so I struggled to squeeze outside. I looked up for a long time but couldn't see clearly. I said, "Who is there?"

Someone next to him said, "It's a man."

Then I heard Yue Yingshang exclaimed: "Ni Da!" Then she turned around and ran into the building, running up the stairs in three steps.

I quickly followed in and climbed to the first, second, and third floors...Human life was at stake, neither of us dared to delay, one step took two steps, and finally climbed to the top floor, Yue Yingshang and I were already out of breath Like a cow.

Yue Yingshang didn't have time to rest, so she pushed open the door of the roof.

I followed and ran over. As soon as I entered the door, I heard a smirk. When I turned my head, I saw Reddy Gaga squatting at the door.

I said, "When did you come up? Why didn't I see you when I was climbing the stairs?"

Reddy quacked, "I took the elevator up."

"..." I looked at him panting with my arms crossed.

Reddy giggled at me, "You idiot."

I said, "You know what! Have you watched movies and TV shows? Does anyone take the elevator in an emergency? Which one is not the stairs?"

Reddy quacked, "Then they're dumb too."

"..." I said, "You are uneducated, so I don't care about you."

Ni Da was sitting on the eaves wearing a big beige windbreaker, looking at the sky, not knowing what he was thinking, Yue Yingshang walked over lightly, walked behind him, suddenly reached out to grab his clothes, and shouted: "Ni Da Big! Don't be overwhelmed!"

That Ni Da was almost thrown downstairs by her, he hurriedly grabbed the railing next to him with one hand, and looked back: "Jingshang?"

Yue Yingshang said: "Ni Da! You can talk to me about anything! Why do you want to do such a thing?"

Ni Da said: "Yingshang, don't stop me, let go!"

I shouted loudly: "Brother, don't jump in a hurry, if you have something to say, let's solve it together!"

"There is nothing to solve!" Ni Da said, "I was forced to do this!"

I said, "Then you can't dance in vain. What's wrong with you? If you say it to make us happy, it will also benefit the society."

Sanniang and the others walked in through the back door, and seeing that they were not blushing or out of breath, they knew that they were also taking the elevator.San Niang said: "If you jumped without saying anything, then no one will know what wronged you, wouldn't it be an unjust case?"

"I have been wronged by the ancients!" Ni Da actually took out a loudspeaker from his pocket and shouted to the downstairs, "Do you want to know why I jumped off the building?"

The crowd downstairs shouted: "Think!"

Ni Da stood up, grabbed the windbreaker and shouted: "Who wants to know what's under my clothes?"

The crowd downstairs booed: "I don't want to!"

But Ni Da asked for the opinions of the masses but refused to listen, and tore off the windbreaker with a brush.

The crowd downstairs first let out a hush, and then made a noise in disdain.

Wang Liang had already caught the eyes of the hanged ghost with quick eyesight and hands, but when he saw Ni Da's clothes fell off completely, he was completely stunned.

(End of this chapter)