Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 1

Chapter 29 The Underworld (5)
If the people downstairs had eggs, they must have thrown them up.

It turned out that what Ni was wearing under the beige windbreaker was the hospital gown.

The clothes made the onlookers very dissatisfied, and there was a lot of discussion. I don't know who called the police. There are already police and media downstairs.

Ni Da pressed his hands, then honked the horn and said, "Don't be impatient, just listen to me tell the story slowly."

I said to Sanniang: "This Ni Da speaks in a very elegant manner, like a scholar."

Yue Yingshang said: "He is a reporter, but he is very talented."

As a nurse, she did not maintain a neutral stance of treating patients equally, which raised Ni Da to a higher level. I could see right away that the relationship between these two people was not simple.

Ni Da said: "One day three months ago, when I woke up in the morning, I suddenly felt dizzy, nauseated and uncomfortable, so I came to this hospital for treatment. I went for CT, and after I finished the CT, I was asked to do a B-ultrasound, and after the B-ultrasound, I was asked to do a blood test... He didn’t leave any equipment in the hospital, and he asked me to do all of them. The more I The more I did it, the more worried I became. I thought there was nothing wrong, and finally took a stack of lists and asked the doctor what disease I had and whether it was particularly serious. The doctor just said five words, stomach problem, I should be hospitalized.”

Ni Da sucked his nose, and then said: "Then I was hospitalized, and the doctor asked me what medicine I wanted. The imported medicine is still domestic. The effect of domestic medicine is not as good as that of imported medicine. If I have the conditions, it is recommended that I use imported medicine, because domestic medicine Although it's cheap, we can't guarantee the efficacy of the medicine. What can I do after hearing this? Use it, the hospital stays for three months after this medicine. Until yesterday, an old classmate of mine who was a doctor called me , I told him about it, and I told him the symptoms I told the doctor as before. Do you know what my classmate said?"

We all shook our heads.

Ni Da said: "He said that it was because I ate too much and too much miscellaneous food the day before, which hurt my food! To put it bluntly, it was indigestion. Take some Jianweixiaoshi tablets, and I will be hungry! I asked why I I was uncomfortable during the three months in the hospital. My classmate said that was nonsense, and normal people would feel uncomfortable after hanging the needle for three months.”

"That's it. When I went to go through the discharge procedures, they still said they were right. Even if I sued the court, they couldn't obtain evidence and wouldn't give me my money back." Ni Da stood up excitedly, and shouted downstairs, "You say, I I lived in the hospital for three months! I was put on a needle for three months! All my savings were spent, and even my girlfriend ran away. Should I jump off the building to let others know what this black-hearted hospital has done?"

The crowd in the audience said in unison: "Yes!"

Ni Dazuo said: "Thank you folks for your support, then I will jump."

Yue Yingshang shouted: "Ni Da, let's talk about it, don't jump!"

Ni Da said: "If you don't dance, others will not be able to notice the shady scene in this hospital!"

There should have been a lot of people jumping from the building in this hospital. When he was talking, the ghosts who jumped to death next to him repeated the movement of jumping from the building, and fell down with a huff.

I said: "Your reason is too ridiculous, don't jump! Don't jump! Jumping from a building is not new now. Unless you go to Fu X Kang to do those 14 jumps, you won't be able to attract attention. Live well, why? Do you have to jump off the building? Look at the group of brothers around you, they all jumped off the building and died. After they died, they jumped off the building every day. Even if you are a bungee jumping enthusiast, you will get tired of it sooner or later, and it is useless to regret it!"

Sanniang whispered in my ear: "People who want to commit suicide have two kinds of mentality before committing suicide. One is that they are struggling in the heart, and the other is that all thoughts are in despair and death is at home. I don't think this looks like Ni. He probably didn't really commit suicide. .It’s just that I don’t know what he wants to do with such a play on purpose?”

After listening to what Sanniang said, I carefully observed Ni Da's movements and expressions, only to realize that although he was standing outside the railing, he was deliberately stepping on the windbreaker on the ground in case the wind would blow it away. That torn windbreaker.

This Ni Da's action is really tricky.

The armed police had already rushed to the rooftop, and the dean also ran over. He was a short, fat man with a big belly, and he wiped his sweat and said, "Comrade, if you have something to say, come down and let's talk about it."

"It's okay if I don't dance." Ni Da yelled downstairs with a loudspeaker: "This is a medical accident, you have to investigate this hospital."

The dean nodded again and again, and said: "Okay, talk about it, talk about it." Yue Yingshang also called: "Ni Da, come down, let's talk about it."

After getting the answer, Ni Da nodded and was about to go in when suddenly his foot was caught by the belt of the windbreaker, slipped and fell downstairs.

Yue Yingshang, who was closest to him, had sharp eyesight and quick hands, grabbed his clothes, we just breathed a sigh of relief, only heard a tear, Ni Da's sleeve broke!
Seeing that Ni Da was about to die on the spot, I didn't think much about it, and opened my mouth to call for Pikachu to come out to save people. Suddenly, I heard the exclamation of everyone downstairs, and then someone shouted: "Look, what is that?" At that time, I saw a red shadow jumping up from downstairs, carrying Ni Da on his shoulders. The red shadow was extremely fast, and before we could see clearly, he quickly dropped Ni Da, and then swished, no I know where I went.

The crowd didn't expect such an event, they all stood on the spot in amazement.

Yue Yingshang was the quickest to react, shouting: "Ni Da." Then she ran over, and at this moment, everyone asked: "What happened just now?"

"what is that?"

Ni Da sat on the ground dumbfounded.

Yue Yingshang ran over and asked, "Ni Da, are you okay?"

Ni Da shook his head.

I walked up and asked, "What was that just now?"

Ni Da said with a dazed expression: "I don't know, I just feel that the place where it touches is sticky."

I wondered: "What the hell is it?"

Sanniang poked me with her arm, then pouted at a shelf next to the rooftop where hospital sheets were hanging. There was a table behind that shelf, and if someone stood on it, it would be covered by the sheets.

Someone happened to be walking there, and said as he walked, "I see that red thing ran here just now." After speaking, he lifted up the sheets.

I only heard a woman yelling "Ah", the voice sounded familiar to me, so I quickly stretched my head to look, and after I saw it, I understood everything.

Hiding behind the bed sheet stood a woman in a white dress, whoever it was if it wasn't Yunmei.

The person who lifted the sheet asked, "Who are you? What are you doing here?"

Yunmei pointed at us and said, "I came with them, but I was afraid that he would jump and avoid watching." After she finished speaking, she trotted towards us.

San Niang said: "I told you not to come up, why did you follow up?"

Yun Mei said vaguely: "I came to look for you, just in time to see him jump off the building..."

The group of people saw that we really knew each other, so they turned to continue checking other sheets, but naturally found nothing.

I figured out why that thing was a red ball just now, and Yunmei peeled off the skin again!I whispered to her: "It's broad daylight and in public, why don't you take off your clothes casually?"

"Human skin is hard to come by, I'm afraid it will be scratched." Yun Mei said, "It's okay, saving people is a good thing, and I'm not shy."

No one is afraid of your shyness, but I am afraid that you will scare other people with bloody flesh!
No wonder Ni Da said it was sticky, the one who dared to save him didn't put on the skin.

We figured out who saved Ni Da, but the rest of the people were still staring, obviously not understanding what the red shadow was.A lot of people came up downstairs, crowding around the roof door, watching and discussing.

I can analyze their identities and hobbies while listening to them.

"I think it's an alien."

It's a sci-fi fan.

"Didn't you see his red one? I think he must have stepped on a hot wheel. It's Nezha who appeared."

This guy must have been to the temple a lot.

"You are all unscientific. I think this hospital is actually doing biochemical research. It might be mutants with special abilities."

This one is really scientific, but I have watched too many biochemical films.

But none of us expected that this incident was captured by the reporters watching downstairs, and the headline of the newspaper the next day was——"Spiderman Surprised in Our City"

In the accompanying photo, a red humanoid creature can be vaguely seen crawling on the sixth floor.

The news is followed by a group of experts' remarks, through the analysis of various angles such as theology, physiology, psychology, and clothing science, and finally draws a conclusion-this hero who does good deeds without leaving a name is a man with very good physical strength, and he worships spiders Spider-Man has become obsessed with the morbid state, and he feels that he is Spider-Man, so he uses cosplay and rock climbing to get closer to his idol.

Then this report caused an uproar in the society, setting off a wave of discussions about individual heroism and how to deal with idol chasing stars.

After reading the report, Yunmei went to watch the Spider-Man movie. After watching it, she disdainfully told me that Spider-Man's clothes were wrapped like a mummy's, airtight and incomparable to her.

I can't refute this. There is indeed no clothes that can breathe better than her bare skin.

But that's all for later.At that time, the dean looked very ugly, and said: "It's okay, it's okay, let's all go down."

The doctors looked like they were supporting Ni Da, but in fact they dragged him down.

Yue Yingshang turned to thank us, and then followed.

Everyone had almost left, so I turned to Yunmei and asked, "Why are you here?"

Yunmei looked around, and then asked me: "What time is it?"

I took out my phone and looked at it: "06:30."

"At six o'clock, Gou Fugui and Wu Xiangwang came to see you and asked if you were back." Yunmei said, "He said that they had checked the family that Kong Ting was about to reincarnate. They were at odds with each other before, but After Kong Ting was born, the relationship between husband and wife will gradually become harmonious."

"Wouldn't that be nice?" I said.

"Of course it's very good." Yun Mei paused, as if she didn't know how to speak, "But..."

"But what?"

Yun Mei asked again: "Did Kong Ting go to reincarnation?"

I said, "Isn't it ten o'clock, what's the hurry?"

"Gou Fugui and the others said it." Yun Mei said, "It's not ten o'clock, it's four o'clock, four o'clock this afternoon."

"Four o'clock?" I exclaimed in surprise, "Four o'clock!"

Yun Mei nodded and said: "Gou Fugui and the others asked the judge, there will be no mistake."

After hearing this, I quickly turned around and looked around: "Where is Kong Ting? Where is Kong Ting?"

San Niang said, "It's been a while since I saw her."

We all looked at Wang Liang, who was stretching his neck to look around, and said anxiously: "I don't know, I just saw them jumping off the building, if I didn't pay attention, they would be gone."

Not to mention Reddy Gaga, who was smirking while crawling around under the hospital sheets.

Yun Mei said: "Could it be that she ran to reincarnate herself when she saw that the time was too late?"

"Yes!" I said, "Even if Kong Ting told us wrong with her big tongue, she should know in her heart what time it is, and she must be reincarnated."

After hearing what we said, Wang Liang turned around and ran downstairs, and we followed suit.

Sanniang sighed softly and followed us.

When I went out to have a look, Wang Liang ran down the stairs. Reddy looked at him with his head stretched out, and I said to him, "Do you see that, when people are in a hurry, their heads lose their strings, and they have to run up the stairs."

Reddy quack said: "Then I am also anxious." Then he ran down with Wang Liang.

There was no one in the inpatient ward, so we ran to the door of the delivery room, and saw the man surnamed Fang sitting at the door anxiously. I hurried over and asked, "Did you give birth yet?"

"I've been in for several hours, and I haven't come out yet..." Fang's surname suddenly came to his senses, and asked, "Who are you?"

I said, "It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is whether your wife was born or not?"

Fang said, "Who are you and what is your relationship with my wife?"

I said, "Your wife has nothing to do with me, but..." I pushed Wang Liang in front of Fang and said, "Your wife gave birth to his wife."

The surname Fang said: "Are you crazy?! You are taking advantage of my child before it is born, and you want to fight?"

I saw that he didn't believe it, and couldn't explain it for a while. When I was anxious, the red light above the delivery room went off, and now our eyes all turned away.

For several minutes no one spoke, dead silence.

"Birth?" I asked softly.

"Why didn't you hear the cry of the child?" asked Fang.

The door of the delivery room was pushed open, and a female doctor came out.

The one surnamed Fang stood up quickly, and was about to speak when Wang Liang asked first, "Have the baby been born?"

The doctor took off his mask and asked, "Are you the child's father?"

"No." Wang Liang said, "I am the child's husband."

The doctor said, "What?"

The one surnamed Fang pushed Wang Liang away and asked, "How is the baby? Has it been born yet?"

The doctor said, "It's born."

We all heaved a sigh of relief.I asked: "Then her tongue is good, isn't it big?"

"Tongue? I don't know." The doctor sighed, "Sorry, we didn't keep the baby, it was stillborn."

When the words came out, we were all stunned.

"Stillborn?" the surnamed Fang asked, grabbing the doctor's sleeve, "Why did it die? Why did it die just fine? This is a medical malpractice! I'll sue you!"

"We didn't make any mistakes during the delivery process." The doctor said, "But the baby is born dead, not to mention us, even if Hua Tuo is alive, he can't save him."

Fang covered his face and squatted on the ground.

I can guess why the child died--the hanged ghost didn't arrive on time to reincarnate!I was so angry that I said to Sanniang: "Where did this guy go? He didn't come to reincarnate!"

Sanniang pouted behind me.

As soon as I turned around, I saw a woman standing behind her, wearing a hospital gown, covering her face, her eyes looking this way through her fingers, her whole body was normal, the biggest shining point was her long tongue.

She must have wanted to pretend to be a passerby to see the situation, and even changed her clothes.

I said angrily, "Don't cover it up! No matter how much you pretend, it's useless, your tongue has already betrayed you!"

Wang Liang hurried over and asked, "Why didn't you go to reincarnate?"

Kong Ting put down her hands and said pitifully, "I don't want to be reincarnated."

"Hey~, I gave up other conditions so that I can say that the King of Hades agreed to give you a good pregnancy. If you don't vote, you won't vote?" I asked, "Give me a reason first!"

"I can't bear to miss you." Kong Ting said, "And I think this family doesn't shout."

Yun Mei said: "Although their relationship is not good now, the relationship between them will be good after they have children."

Reddy Gaga, who was squatting aside, suddenly said, "None of them are good people."

I asked, "How did you know that?"

"Forget it, forget it." Sanniang came over to stop her and said, "It's a blessing in disguise, since you haven't been conceived yet, don't think about it."

The doctor next to us watched us talk to the hanged ghost, then stopped a passing nurse and said, "Go ask the psychiatry department if their patients have escaped."

When I heard Sanniang say that, I couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and asked: "Is there something wrong with this family?"

"I just felt that when I was talking to that woman, she seemed to have some secret in her heart..." San Niang said, "But we may not meet again in the future, so let's go back first."

(End of this chapter)