Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 1

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After going through this incident, after returning home, the hanged ghost is like just released from prison, flicking his tongue around the second floor of the small building, hugging his forehead and kissing anyone he sees.

The most hateful thing was that she wanted to kiss us back after kissing those two stinky heads. Sanniang, Yun Meiquan, I and I avoided it, but Reddy Gaga didn't care, and was pushed away by Wang Liang's slap.

Now I completely suspect that this hanged ghost does not want to be reincarnated on purpose.

Now Wang Liang came to look for Kong Ting on the second floor when he had nothing to do. He got off work earlier than me, but ran faster than me every day. As soon as I came back, I could see him and Kong Ting sitting in the living room. Move your tongue, that's disgusting!
Every time I said: "Wang Liang, you have come here to lust again."

Yun Mei said, "Don't speak so harshly."

I said, "One person and one ghost, isn't that just lustful?"

Yun Mei said: "They are dating."

Chairman Mao once said, "Any dating that is not for the purpose of marriage is a hooligan!"

What's even more exasperating is that Wang Liang still eats here all day long.

Pick up on the female ghost in my house, and still eat my food!
Later I figured out a way to put two heads on the table when it was time to eat, but every time it stinks, Wang Liang couldn't eat it.

I think this method is very useful, where can I find someone as smart as me?

After a while, I met Qiangzi, and he asked, "Horsepower, have you lost weight? Why have you lost so much weight?"

When I thought about it carefully, I realized that I was paying attention to Wang Liang. In fact, I was so smoked that I couldn't eat.

After this matter was settled, nothing changed except that there was an extra Wang Liang who often came to visit.

But since I came to the small second floor, the business has dropped sharply.I used to live in a high-end small bungalow residential area, and the brothers around me would come to my house to tell me any business news. After I moved here, the amount of information was greatly reduced, so in order to expand business, I went to the telecommunications bureau to pick up broadband.

I was still thinking about the couple surnamed Fang, so I went to the hospital to inquire again.The woman is still in the special ward, but according to the nurse, her husband hasn't seen her for a long time.

I thought about the man's previous reaction, and felt that the two couples would be more unhappy in the future.

When I got out of the inpatient department building, I remembered that the side entrance of the hospital was relatively remote. I hadn’t been there before, so I might be able to develop a new market if I went to see the terrain and market conditions.So we walked across the path.

There were not many people walking this way. When I walked to the back, I found that the side door had been sealed. I was about to go back when I heard a voice from behind a tree next to the building. Looking carefully, it was two people in white clothes. The male doctor in the coat spoke excitedly, one of them pushed the other, the latter staggered a few steps, raised his head and said, "But he said he would sue us."

"Let him sue if he has the ability!" With an angry curse, the doctor who pushed him came out. He was a short, fat middle-aged man.

I was looking at this man's good-looking face, and the doctor who was pushed said, "Dean, what happened a few days ago has attracted the media, if it gets out..."

It was only then that I remembered who this middle-aged man was. I saw him last time when Ni Da jumped off the building. He is the director of this hospital!It's just that his face looked very kind that day, but today he was so fierce that I couldn't recognize him all of a sudden.

"Who will know if no one tells it?" The dean came over, pointed at the doctor and threatened, "Just keep your mouth shut!"

This is not the dean, it is the underworld!

I pretended to be lost and walked over, and said as I walked, "Why did you get lost?"

The dean's face changed as fast as an electric fan, and he put on another expression in a blink of an eye, patted the doctor on the shoulder and said, "I'm optimistic about you, do it well." Then he nodded at me, turned and left.

I walked over and asked, "Are you okay?"

The male doctor's face was very ugly, and he nodded calmly.

I took out my business card and handed it to him, saying, "Call me if you need anything."

The male doctor looked down at my business card.

I used a pencil to add a Taoist priest after the titles of cultural worker and young entrepreneur on the business card, and the address of the high-end small bungalow residential area below was crossed out, and I wrote the address of the second floor by hand.

"Yang Mingcun?" The male doctor looked at the address, his expression became even uglier, he raised his head and stared at me carefully, and said, "You live here?"

Don't reveal the money, I said very low-key: "I have a villa there."

The male doctor looked at me again, hesitated to speak, and finally said oh twice, turned and left.

Finally, I left the hospital through the nearest door. Opposite was an office building area with many tall buildings, and it was a bustling area.

There are still a few small advertisements in my pocket that I haven't finished posting. Seeing that there are quite a lot of places to post them here, I quietly took them out and prepared to post them.

The bustling area is no more crowded than other places.There is a trick to posting the advertisement here. First, the advertisement should be as small as possible, preferably the size of a palm, with the side of the double-sided tape facing up and holding it in the hand.Secondly, you have to be good at disguising, just like I am now - with a cigarette in my mouth, holding on to the pole of the bus license plate, looking at the sky at a 45-degree angle, that slightly decadent expression and handsome appearance make me look Like a pitiably frustrated successful man.But no one knows that at that moment, the small advertisement has been posted on the pole with lightning speed.Then I let out a long sigh, showing the depression in my heart to match the image I had created before, and let go, leaving only the female passers-by staring at my back, and this camouflage drama was over.

Because my brother is a Lianjiazi, this series of movements are naturally done in one go, coming and going lightly without taking away a cloud.

Just when I finished patting my ass and was about to leave, someone suddenly shouted behind me: "Hey! That person, wait a minute! That one over there is the one wearing 'Adi Wang'..."

When he first called me, the people around me still looked back to see if he called me. As soon as the phrase "Adi Wang" came out, I became everyone's focus.

For such a mysterious brand as "Adi Wang", there was a saying in the world that whoever wins "Adi Wang" wins the world, so I can understand their feelings when they see the legendary "Adi Wang".

But I am a confident and low-key person. I don't want "Adi Wang" to blind their eyes and make them blindly worship me, so I lower my head and move forward quickly.

The person in the back was still yelling persistently: "The one who wears 'Adi Wang', the one who wears 'Adi Wang'..." Afterwards, he simply yelled: "Adi Wang! Adi Wang! Adi Wang!"

There were more and more people looking at me on the road, I couldn't bear it any longer, I waved my hair and turned my head smartly, asking, "Who is it?"

When I saw the person standing behind me, I was stunned. Isn't this Ni Da who jumped off the building that day?

Ni Da was wearing a peaked cap, a camera around his neck, and a plaid shirt.People like me who care about the Chinese entertainment industry immediately think of a mysterious profession - paparazzi.

I said, "You kid, I guessed you were a reporter, you were a paparazzi."

"I also guessed your occupation." Ni Da also smiled, and looked at the small advertisement on the bus pole next to him while laughing: "Each to each other."

This guy has pretty good eyesight. He noticed my hidden movements, and we both laughed tacitly.

After laughing for a while, Da Ni asked in a low voice: "Honestly, how did you find out?"

I said, "You look like you've got a sticker on your face saying 'I'm a paparazzi'."

"It's also my first time in this business, so I don't know much about the situation." Ni Da sighed, squatting on the ground and said, "I wanted to expose the shady scene in that hospital before, but someone above the dean put pressure on our editor-in-chief, The manuscript I wrote died. Then I was transferred to the entertainment department, and asked me to come here to find news."

I also knelt down and asked, "What's the news here?"

Ni Da stretched out his hand and pointed to the side: "There is a film and television company here, which is the one that is filming. We received news from the masses that the leader here has an impure relationship with the actors and actresses under his banner."

When he pointed, I realized that someone was filming in the square not far away.

I asked, "Are there all actors and actresses?"

"Youth idol dramas are full of handsome men and beautiful women." Ni Da said, "The whistleblower said that the heroine, female supporting role, male leading role, and male supporting role, none of them let go, and they were all bullied and lured. "

I asked, "Is there no one who can't do it?"

Ni Da thought for a while and said, "Yes, there is also a dog in their play."

I looked at the old lady in her 70s who played the leading role's grandmother on crutches and cursed, "What a beast!"

Ni Da said: "I watched for a whole day and found nothing. They are still recruiting actors. I wanted to sneak in and get some gossip from them, but they didn't accept the registration."

Isn't it obvious that you are looking for a fight when you dress up like this to sign up?

Ni Da said again: "I ask you something, can you do me a favor?"

After contacting his context, I immediately understood what he wanted me to do for him.

Infiltrate this company to help him inquire about news.

Ni Da said it more implicitly, he said: "I saw a few people around you that day, and I think they will definitely be able to get in."

On the day I went to the hospital, I was accompanied by Hanged Ghost, Wang Liang, Sanniang, Yunmei, and Reddy Gaga. Ni Da couldn’t see Hanged Ghost, so he was obviously not talking about her.Sanniang, Yunmei and Reddy Gaga are left.

I went back and wanted to discuss with Sanniang and Yunmei, but found that Sanniang was bored in the room and couldn't come out. Yunmei hadn't come back from work, so she went back to the room to print the small advertisement to be posted tomorrow.

As soon as the computer was turned on, I was surprised to find that the network icons of the two small computers in the lower right corner were actually on.

I don't know when the people from Telecom came over to connect to the network.

I was very happy to finally be able to surf the Internet, so I opened the instant messaging software "Koukou" and planned to chat with the netizen MM whom I haven't chatted with for a long time.

I have a very popular name on the Internet, called "冷の男人", which fully reflects my ruthlessness and good Japanese level, and countless MMs bow down to this name.A MM said that when he saw this name, the back of Bradbitt wearing a windbreaker appeared in his mind. I always thought she was praising me for being handsome, but then I saw Bradbyt with Reddy Gaga, I Only then did I know she was scolding me.

I set the message to pop up automatically, so as soon as "Koukou" logs in, a bunch of dialog boxes pop up immediately. 90.00% are MMs I know in the game.

"Where have you been, GG? Why haven't you been here for a long time?"

I smiled lightly and replied: "Recently, the company has business and is relatively busy." This is because I met Lianliankan.

"Someone bullied me recently, you come and help me step on him." This is acquainted by playing with each other.

I replied: "Which JP steps on you, I will bring someone to clean him up."

"Han, I miss you." This is because everyone came to find fault with each other.

I replied, "Niuer, I miss you too."

……

My fingers typed like flying, and I closed the dialog box one by one. Seeing that there was only the last dialog box left, I was about to go back, when I looked at the dialog box again, I was suddenly stunned.

There is only one number in that dialog box - 5.

The lettering was written in the largest font size, and it looked very striking.

Do you want to say "55555" to express the depressed mood of not being able to see me for a long time?
who is this?

I opened the person's profile suspiciously, and saw that his signature was all empty, and his head was square and black with two bloody eyeballs printed on it.

And his name has only one word - death.

There are non-mainstream MMs I know, but there is no Gothic style.

Where is this man from?
His head is gray, and he seems to be offline or invisible.

But I felt that I had seen this profile picture and the word "death" somewhere before, so I typed "Small, don't think I won't recognize you after changing the vest." Send it out, and wait for a reply.

The avatar was always gray and there was no movement. I stared at it for a while, thinking that he might really be offline.

Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly heard a few beeps, and I was refreshed. I went to look, and it turned out to be a message from Er Gouzi, saying: "Your Internet security is done? There is a tricky one that we can't beat, just a few You are alone, come on, Liberty Field 36."

Both Ergouzi and Qiangzi are my partners in playing online games. Since that game was launched, we have formed the Iron Triangle Alliance.

I smiled calmly, closed the dialog box and came to Liberty Field 36. Sure enough, Ergouzi and Qiangzi were already inside. Qiangzi saw me coming, turned on the small speaker and cursed at the whole channel: "A man like hail comes from Liberty Field." 36 Get down on your knees!"

Entrepreneurs are rich and powerful, this little speaker asks for money, Qiangzi swipes the screen and scolds for 10 minutes, showing his arrogance.Not long after, a man named "Haillike Man" rushed in, and when everyone was there, he made preparations without saying a word.

Seeing that he was ready, the three of us immediately changed to members of the same team at the same time, three of them fought one, and as long as there were props, we would use all our strength to that person, and launched a crazy attack on that person.

Tetris is a cruel intellectual game, and without teammates, he obviously couldn't beat our group of elites who used military strategy.So although that man was a master, after trying his best to kill Er Gouzi, he ran out of ammunition and food, and was struggling on the verge of death.

Although we are not far from death, the advantage of two against one is still great. The dead Er Gouzi shouted for us: "Hurry up, hurry up, he's almost finished! Work harder!"

At this critical moment, my computer beeped, and a dialog box popped up.

The head portrait is two red eyeballs, the name is "Death", and the words are: "I know who you are, but you don't know who I am."

I was playing the game intensely, so I glanced at it and didn't think much about it, so I moved the dialog box aside and continued playing the game.

There was another "Dididi", and the person called "Death" said again: "You are playing Tetris, free field 36."

I slipped my hand, and the item that should be thrown to the enemy was thrown to Qiangzi. Qiangzi didn't expect me to come out like this, and he messed up his steps and died.

I'm not playing a game in the "Knockout" arcade, how does this person know where I am?I thought, Er Gouzi couldn't be teasing me, right?Looking at it again, Er Gouzi has been swearing there all the time, so he probably doesn't have time to talk on "Koukou".

In this daze, I also died.Qiangzi and Ergouzi scolded together: "What did you do?"

I was about to explain that someone was looking for me to talk to, when suddenly the "click button" dialog box on the computer became the largest, and the dead man typed out a line, still in the largest font - "I am behind you."

My heart trembled for a while, and I suddenly felt that there was really something behind me.

People sometimes have this kind of induction, feeling that there is something behind them, but when they turn around, there is nothing.

But many times you will not be at ease even if you have seen it, because you don't know whether "it" really doesn't exist or "it" is looking at you with "it" eyes behind you but you can't see "it" ".

Of course this doesn't exist for me, I can already see most of the ghosts now.

It's not scary to see ghosts directly, the most nervous thing is that you know you have to see them turn their heads for a moment.So my psychological pressure was even greater. I didn't know what kind of ghost was in front of me, whether it was missing arms and legs, or it had no eyes or nose.After seeing Yunmei, I summed up why ghosts are scary. One is that they are more naughty and like to hang around, and the other is that they are ugly and scary.

I turned my head suddenly, and found that there was something behind me, it was a man's head!

I punched it up.

After several shouts of "no! no! no! no!", the man slammed into the wall.

As soon as I heard the voice familiar, I took a closer look and found that this was the head I raised myself.

I said, "Why are you hiding behind me?"

The man wiped his nosebleed and said, "I'm very depressed today and I want to talk to you."

I said, "What's the melancholy?"

The head of the man said: "Just now Gou Fugui and the others came and took my sweetheart away."

"My sweetheart?" I said. "The woman's head?"

The man nodded his head and led me to the kitchen. When he finally came to the kitchen, his eye circles turned red when he saw the pile of rotten meat and bones on the floor: "Gou Fugui said that the head can no longer support the soul, so take sweetheart to the kitchen. Reborn, oh my god, I'm so sad."

I saw that the head of the woman was really rotten, and the hanged ghost and Reddy Gaga were standing next to them in white linen clothes to mourn, and I comforted him and said, "My condolences, you can't keep it for too long when you die, it means that the shelf life has passed Yes. Hey, I also tried my best, you see, I have freed up the refrigerator for her to use. "

The head of the man said: "The ghost sir said that if it wasn't for this refrigerator, she would be with me for another two years."

I said: "Nonsense, this has nothing to do with the refrigerator, you can stay here and do well."

The man said, "Sweetheart has no obsession to stay here, so she dies faster."

I asked, "Then why are you here?"

The man's head said: "I'm waiting for one thing."

I asked: "What's the matter?"

The man's eyes flickered, and he said vaguely: "It's a long story, and I can't explain it clearly for a while..."

I looked at the man's head and seemed not too happy to talk about it, and I was not interested in the man's affairs. When I turned around, I saw Yunmei come back, and Sanniang also pushed the door out. Talked to them both.

Obviously Sanniang is the best at this kind of thing, but after hearing this, Sanniang shook her head and said, "I don't want to go, it's too troublesome."

Yun Mei was hesitant: "Helping him doesn't seem to do any harm."

Sanniang frightened her and said, "Nowadays actresses and models all have nude photos taken off the stage, and there is such a boss on them, sister, you might fall into a pit of fire if you go here."

I heard what Sanniang said, and I slapped myself hard, why did I forget this, no matter how strong these two goblins are, they are still women, what should I do if something happens!I quickly waved my hands and said to them, "No need, no need."

Yun Mei said: "I'm not afraid to take off, the skin of my body is just a cloud to me, not to mention ordinary human beings can't do anything to me, it's just a skin, if it can help others, I will paint Zhang Fan Shuishui's skin right now .”

This goblin is kind, but she is a bit stubborn, so I quickly found a reason to persuade her: "I'm not afraid that you won't act, I'm afraid that the audience won't be able to bear you if you take off your clothes."

San Niang asked: "Then what do you do?"

I said, "I'll take Reddy Gaga."

Yun Mei asked: "But didn't you say that the boss takes all men and women, even grandpas and grandmas. Will Reddy Quack be in danger?"

I said, "Then I'll go."

Sanniang and Yunmei said in unison: "Alright then, you have worked hard."

(End of this chapter)