Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 1

Chapter 31 Countdown (2)
I was confused at once, what does this mean?Even Reddy Quack might be in danger, I'll be safe if I go, I'm more frustrated than Reddy Quack?

Early the next morning, I took Reddy Gaga to sign up. In order to prove to Sanniang and Yunmei that their ideas were wrong, I brought my tape recorder to record the interview process for them. Tears washed out a tape of the Little Tigers.

There was no one at the door of the room where I signed up, so I walked over and knocked on the door. Reddy Gaga was standing next to me holding the tape recorder. When I heard someone shouting 'enter', I quickly pressed the record button.

Reddy and I walked in, and the interviewer was a listless young man who asked without raising his head, "What are you doing?"

Reddy Gaga was the first to say, "Come be a star."

The man glanced at us and asked, "Can you dance?"

I said: "When I was a child, I learned the quintessence of the motherland with my grandma."

The man raised his head and asked, "Peking opera?"

I said, "Twisting Yangko."

The man lowered his head again and asked, "Can you sing?"

I said: "Who can sing songs, I have always been very keen on pop music."

The man said while drinking water: "Sing a song and listen."

I sang: "At the beginning it was you who wanted to separate, and you separated, and now you want to coax me back with true love. Love is not what you want to sell, you can sell it if you want, let me break free, let me understand, let go of your love... ..."

The man spat out a mouthful of water, coughed so much that he was about to burst into tears with excitement.I thought he was excited to meet a once-in-a-lifetime superstar seedling, who knew that he waved his hand and managed to squeeze out four words when he couldn't speak clearly: "You go quickly."

I said: "It's difficult, we don't know how to do it, but we can make it simple. I can speak for you, the kind who put on a pose on TV and say a few words, and don't take responsibility for bad medicine and fake wine." , I am ready."

The man said: "Go to the next door and have a look, they are more suitable for you."

I went out to have a look, and there was a big billboard next door—"Jinkela! Jinkela! I want Jinkela for fertilizer!"

This is to say that I have a local flavor.

I was so angry that my bladder hurt, I walked to the end of the corridor with Reddy to find the toilet, and said, "You wait here, I will go in and use the toilet."

Reddy Gaga said, "And what about me being a star?"

I scolded: "Don't learn well! It's not good to be anything, you have to be a star! I can't even be one, can you be one?"

Reddy Gaga was wronged by what I said, so she found an office door to squat.

When I came out after going to the bathroom, I saw two men walking past me, one of them was a middle-aged man with a bad nose, and he was reading text messages on his mobile phone while walking, muttering to himself: "It's this text message again. Not to mention, the sender's number can't be seen, just write a number, yesterday was five and today is four, I don't know what it means."

The person next to him said: "This is the countdown, won't it be three tomorrow? Maybe something will happen after one."

I glanced at the man who was speaking. He was holding a tape recorder in his hand, which looked very similar to mine.

Jiuxuan said: "What can happen? A villa fell from the sky for me?"

Those two people got on the elevator while laughing. I looked at their backs and thought that this entertainment company also has this kind of tape recorder, which means that the quality of my tape recorder is very good. From another aspect, it shows that I have a good vision and I am very proud.

Reddy Gaga was really good, he was still squatting at the door of his office, when he saw me coming, he stood up happily and waved his hands at me.

I happily walked over waving my hands, but the more I looked at him halfway, the more awkward I became. Thinking about it again, he was waving both hands, and there was nothing on the ground. What about my tape recorder?

I asked, "Where's the tape recorder?"

Reddy Gaga pointed at the office and said, "Two people came out just now, and took it away!"

I said, "Why did they take it?"

Reddy quack said: "Just now they were arguing in the conference room, I sat at the door and listened, and then they came out, one of them saw me and was shocked. The other asked me if I heard anything?" Reddy quack hehe With a smile, he didn't have a tape recorder in his hand, but made a gesture of holding the tape recorder: "I just held up the tape recorder and said that I heard everything! Then they asked me for the tape recorder."

Isn't this nonsense, if you hold up the tape recorder and say that, the two of them must think that you recorded what they said.

I couldn't get angry: "Then you will give them what they want?"

"They said they would allow me to make a movie and become a big star to play the leading role, one of the two male leads." Reddy Gaga said: "They said they are planning to line up Genghis Khan II now, and they asked Liang Xiaowei to play Genghis Khan. I just Give them the tape recorder."

"Liang Xiaowei plays Genghis Khan?" I said, "Then what can you play?"

Reddy quack said, "I'll play two."

I can't wait to slap him to death: "Do you still need to act? You are already very good!"

Reddy Gaga was very happy after hearing my words: "I also think I can act well and become a big star."

I said: "I told you that being a celebrity is not good, why are you still being fooled!"

Reddy Gaga said: "You think I'm stupid, it's not good to be a star, you just wanted to be a star because you sang and twisted Yangko?"

Why is he so smart here!

I was so upright that I suddenly heard Reddy quacking again: "Actually, they are stupid. The tapes of the tape recorder have all stopped, and nothing can be recorded."

I said, "Do you need to talk about it? Even if the tape doesn't stop, nothing can be recorded through a door."

But we know this, they don’t know, these two people must have said something shameful in the conference room, came out to see Reddy Gaga’s innate madness, felt guilty, and tricked me away from the tape recorder.

I just passed the tape recorder, why didn't I recognize it!
Reddy giggled loudly, as if those two were idiots. He took advantage of it. Seeing it made me so angry. The small second floor itself doesn’t have many electrical appliances, so it’s hard to find one that works. In the end, he gave it to others for nothing!
Reddy Gaga added: "The tape recorder they took away didn't record anything, but I heard everything they said."

I asked, "Then what did you hear?"

Reddy quacked: "I heard one person ask what to do, and the other said don't worry, there are so many things like this, no one will care."

I said, "And then?"

"And then they came out."

Isn't it the same as not hearing it? I didn't hear any important points. If those two people had no guilt, they would still grab my tape recorder?But you didn't hear what they were guilty of, isn't that the same as not listening?

I was not reconciled to my tape recorder being cheated away like this, so I ran to ask the boss of the film and television company on which floor his office was, and took the elevator directly up.

After I went up, I found that the man with Rosacea had set up a small wooden table at the door of the office, and was sitting in front of the table flipping through a gossip magazine. Thought he was charging for the toilet.

In fact, when I saw the chairman's secretary's posture like an aunt collecting money at the door of a public toilet, I immediately understood that this film and television company and my advertising company have similar goals and but the same results.

I said, why didn't the interviewer see my potential? It turned out to be a leather bag company.

I went over and knocked on his desk and said, "Hey!"

The man didn't take his eyes off the newspaper, and answered his mouth very smoothly: "Three cents for pooping, two cents for peeing..." Halfway through the sentence, he suddenly realized that he looked up at me, "Who are you? What are you doing?"

Hey, this guy actually looks at the toilet!I pushed Reddy Gaga down in front of him and said, "Where's the tape recorder?"

"What tape recorder?" The man's eyes flickered, "I don't understand what you are talking about."

I said, "You took our tape recorder away and still don't admit it?"

"Don't wrong people with red lips and white teeth, I'll ask the guards to drive you out!"

I said, "Okay, if you have the ability, call the security guard. If you call the security guard, I will call the police, and then call my reporter. Let's make it clear!"

Reddy rattled his temper and kept shouting, "My tape recorder, my tape recorder!"

When the man heard that I was going to call the reporter and the police, he was obviously scared. He turned his head and began to play tricks again. He pointed to the closed door of the office and said, "The tape recorder is inside, but the door is locked, and I can't find the key. You guys It's useless to say."

I glanced at it, smiled, and asked, "Is there anyone inside?"

He answered firmly: "No one."

I said, "The door is locked and no one can open it?"

He said, "How can I play without the key?"

I'm not afraid that you lock the door, but I'm afraid that you don't lock the door. If you don't show your hand today, you don't know how many capable people there are in this world. I waved my hand and said, "Leddy Quack, take a look."

Reddy walked over, twisted the handle of the door, and made a small movement with his hand. After a few seconds, the door opened with a click.

I pretended to be surprised and said, "Oh, isn't this door unlocked?"

The man was dumbfounded, and shouted: "How is it possible! I remember I locked it."

I was opening the door to go in when suddenly a woman rushed out and bumped into my arms. I looked again and saw that the girl was about twenty, she was pretty, her clothes were disheveled and her eyes were full of tears. Hastily ran away.

I looked again, and the rosacea in that room was hurriedly getting dressed, and I immediately understood what evil was going on in this room just now, if we hadn't come, the girl would have been harmed by the rosacea up.

Reddy looked around and said, "Isn't this someone?"

"When people say there is no one, there is no one." I scolded him, "Look clearly, there is no human!"

The rosacea asked angrily: "What are you doing? Huh?"

The male secretary said, "They came to find the tape recorder."

"Take it away." Rosacea waved.

The secretary was still saying, "But..."

Jiuxuan said, "I've been listening to it all the time, but there's nothing."

The secretary breathed a sigh of relief, pointed to the tape recorder on the table and said, "Then take it away."

Reddy ran to get the tape recorder, and suddenly let out a snort as he took it.Then look at me and say, "Huh?"

I asked, "What's wrong? Broken?"

Reddy quacked, "It's not broken," and ran over with the tape recorder.

"Okay?" I said, "I'm not sure, I'll have to try."

"Try what?" the rosaceous nose said, "It's only a few dozen yuan, can it be used up for you in a while?" Then he turned to his secretary and said, "Just now that bitch didn't follow me, I chased him all over the room I watched her run, and suddenly a song popped out of the tape recorder, singing something like 'Don't wander around at midnight on weekends, come to Appleland, welcome homeless children, don't be dazed by the side, let's shout together' and then the woman really shouted It was turned on, but luckily the room is soundproof so I couldn’t hear it from outside, so I turned it off in a fit of anger, and all the songs were released, so there should be nothing recorded after that.”

Nonsense, it would be weird if the Little Tigers tape could release "You are crazy and I am stupid"!I imagined the horrifying scene of the rosacea-nosed man chasing the little beauty just now with a lewd smile on his face, and I shuddered deeply.

I brought Reddy Quack out, and I called Ni Da to tell what happened, and Ni Da said angrily: "This kind of company that abducts girls, I must let him be exposed!"

I said: "This glorious and arduous task is entrusted to you, and I am waiting for you to eliminate harm for the people."

When I got out of the office building, I saw the girl who ran out just now sitting beside the flower bed crying. I went to comfort her: "Don't cry."

The girl wiped her tears and asked, "Who are you?"

I handed her a business card: "Be careful in the future, and when you see a man who is not humble and dishonest, don't trust him easily and run away with him."

"Advertising company?" The girl looked at the business card and then at me, and said, "Understood, you are talking about you, right? If someone like you talks to me again, I will definitely ignore you."

I said, "Can this be the same? You can tell by my smooth nose that I'm a decent person."

The girl cried and said, "I'm going to sue him."

I gave her Ni Da's phone number and told her that this person was a reporter, so I could go to him if I had any ideas, maybe he could help.

I also thought that Yunmei was advertising, and I might be able to help, so I went back to the small second floor and went upstairs to knock on Yunmei's door. Who knew that the door was not closed tightly, and I opened it with my hand. When I looked up, He saw a bloody figure in front of him drawing on the human skin on the table with a pen.

Reddy quaked and yelled loudly: "Hey...yo..."

Seeing us coming in, the figure shrieked shyly, then pulled the human skin to protect his chest, and cursed: "Ah! Rogue!"

No matter how hooligan you are, I'm not interested in watching you, so I quickly closed the door and exited.

It's too scary!I've seen it so many times, but I still feel shivering in my legs when I see it again.

After a while, Yunmei put on her clothes, came out of the room, stood in front of me slim and blushing and asked, "Horsepower, what are you doing?"

I can't bear to look at her again. From ancient times to the present, no monk or Taoist priest can understand more thoroughly than me that "sinking fish and falling geese" and "closing moon and shameful flowers" are just skins.

I recounted the incident I encountered today, and Yunmei said, "I know quite a few media outlets, but to break the news, evidence is definitely needed. Empty talk is not enough."

"It's okay, Ni Da is investigating." I said: "Then when Ni Da finds evidence, you can help him and expose this matter."

After talking with Yunmei, I finally breathed a sigh of relief. I went downstairs and turned on the computer to continue playing my Lianliankan. I have now reached level 56.

As soon as I turned on the computer and "Kuukou", a message popped up again. It was still the bloody eyeball, sending a number in the largest font—four.

I suddenly thought of the conversation between the rosacea man and the secretary just now.

"Yesterday was five and today is four. I don't know what that means."

"This is the countdown, won't it be three tomorrow? Maybe something will happen after one."

My heart suddenly became a little hairy, and I quickly dragged the person called dead to the blacklist.

"What are you doing?" Suddenly someone asked behind me, and I guessed it was a man's head without turning my head.

I said, "There is a psychopath, I deleted him."

The man said, "I saw a five yesterday and a four today. What is it?"

"I don't know." I said, "It's because I don't know that I think he's crazy."

The man frowned and stopped talking. Ever since the woman's head expired and had to be reincarnated, his behavior has been very strange.In the middle of the night yesterday, he came to my room sadly and said that the woman’s head was gone. He felt very lonely, especially when he stayed in the refrigerator. It turned out that there were two heads in the refrigerator, and he was afraid of kissing her. Now he can be in it Doing head shakes, this difference makes it very sad and hurtful.

The man sighed and said, "Oh, no! Why didn't I think the refrigerator was so big?"

I said, "It doesn't matter, the refrigerator doesn't smell so bad now. We put all the leftovers in the refrigerator another day, and the place will be full."

The man's head said: "You don't understand my sadness. My sad you don't know!"

Although I'm not good at English, I think the man's English is always different from others, very different!Once, I asked him what to say about eight-treasure rice, he hesitated for a while, and gave me a shocking answer, "eight baby rice".

Now the man thought for a while, looked at the computer and asked: "When I went out for a walk in the village at night, I saw children playing with this thing from other people's windows. Is this high technology?"

Going out for a walk in the middle of the night and looking in from the window, that family is not scared to death by you, it's not bad!I said, "Yes, it's a computer."

The man said: "This thing... can others talk to you?"

I said: "Of course." Then I demonstrated how to talk to others with "button".

(End of this chapter)