Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 1

Chapter 36 The fog (4)
At this time, the sun was shining brightly, and I looked back to the small second floor, feeling full of pride in my heart.

Playing tricks, when you come out, I will let you see how good we are!

Just when I was extremely moved, a man's voice suddenly came from behind: "Oh, I finally got out of this fog... Hey? Where is this?"

I was taken aback when I heard the sound, and quickly turned my head to look. It was a man who walked out of the thick fog. His appearance was plain, and the only distinctive feature on his face was his rosacea.

I remember that nose—it was the boss of the entertainment company!
How did this guy come to my place.As soon as I turned my mind, I immediately had an idea-beat him!
As soon as I thought about it, I heard the sound of car horns coming from the fog. I turned my head and saw two cars, one black and one white, driving straight out of the dense fog. Slow, the black car was driving very fast, and it was about to collide. The two cars both braked. After a burst of rapid braking, the two cars almost stopped, and the distance between the two cars was less than one meter.

A man jumped out of the white car. He went to the front of the car to check. Seeing that the car was fine, he walked up to the black car and knocked on the window. What about going to the funeral?"

A woman was sitting on the passenger seat of the white car. She opened the window and looked out. She didn't know whether she was afraid or weak, and her face was very ugly.

Sanniang let out a sigh and said to me: "Do you think this is not an acquaintance?"

There is someone here who recognizes the two of them better than I do. Wang Liang looked at the man and then at the woman, and said in surprise: "Isn't this the couple named Fang that Kong Ting was going to reincarnate?"

Seeing someone coming, the hanged ghost and the man's head hid back to the small second floor long ago, but the hanged ghost still stretched out his head to look out, seeing the couple, he was also surprised.

A man also got out of the black car, turned out to be a doctor in a white coat, and apologized repeatedly to the man: "Comrade, I'm sorry, we have urgent matters, we have to rush to save people."

This white coat looks familiar to me, but I can't remember where I've seen it before.

The man surnamed Fang scolded: "Save people? I think you want to kill people!" After speaking, he stretched his legs and kicked the black car twice.

This person didn't look like such a violent person before, why is he so energetic now?

The woman in the car shouted: "Okay, Fang Tao, come back, let's go quickly."

Another man in a white coat got out of the black car, with a round belly, short hair, and a friendly smile.The man handed Fang a business card and said, "Comrade, I'm sorry, human life is a matter of fate, we are inevitably a little anxious. We will pay attention next time."

I looked at the man coming down from behind, slapped my head, and suddenly realized that he was from there—he was the director of the city hospital!
Fang Tao still wanted to scold, but his wife shouted again: "Fang Tao, we still have something to do, let's go."

Only then did Fang Tao lower the air pressure, cursed a few words in a low voice, and walked to his car.

Jiuxuan hurriedly waved his hands and ran over: "Hey, hey, whoever of you is on the way, give me a ride, the fog is too heavy, I can't get out."

He probably thought that the doctor's car was going to save people, so he walked directly to Fang Tao's car, and Fang Tao immediately said, "We are not on the way."

Before asking where to go, he said that he was not free, and made it clear that he didn't want to take it with him. Jiuxuan snorted coldly and said, "You shit, who do you think you are, I didn't drive out today, otherwise I would come to beg you, your bastard!" I don’t even care about sitting in a car!”

The rosy nose swearing like a doctor's car walked by, the two doctors looked at each other and said in a difficult way: "We still have patients."

Jiuxuan said: "It's okay, just take me to the road, I will find a car by myself"

Pixiu asked me, "Do you see anything?"

"See," I said, "these guys can see fog too."

Fang Tao sat back in the driver's seat, and was about to get into the doctor's car with rosacea, I shouted loudly: "Don't go, just stay here, you can't get out."

"Get out?" Everyone looked at me.

I nodded and said seriously, "Have you all seen the countdown before?"

"Countdown?" The director of the hospital looked at the doctor beside him.

The doctor said: "For a while, I seem to receive a text message every day, with a number written on it, and one is less every day. Is this the countdown you said?"

The dean took out his mobile phone and said, "I seem to have received it too."

Jiuxuan nodded quickly: "Me too, me too."

The couple surnamed Fang looked at me and I looked at you, and the wife said, "Isn't this a coincidence?"

It seemed that they had received all of them. I paused and said, "This fog is actually a barrier. Those who have seen the countdown cannot get out of this fog."

"What?" asked the dean.

The doctor said, "He seems to mean Jiejie? I don't know what it is either."

It seems that these two have never watched mythology films, and their knowledge in this area is very shallow.Rosacea shoots a lot of movies, so he immediately realized it, and explained to the other two people: "A barrier is a transparent cage made by gods and monsters, the kind that traps people."

He explained quite clearly, and they immediately understood, but they still looked skeptical.

"What the hell..." The dean gave me a very meaningful look, "Recently, the TV station said that scammers are constantly using text messages..."

Hey, I kindly remind you that if you still don't believe me, I said, "Then you go and try it, I won't stop you."

Before I could finish speaking, the doctor's black car had already started and drove out. The couple looked at each other and drove in the other direction hesitantly.

In my spare time, I moved out a small bench from the room, sat at the door humming and looked at the direction of the fog: "At the beginning you were the one who wanted to separate, and when we separated, we separated..."

About 5 minutes later, the two cars drove back from the original location.The two groups of people looked surprised when they saw each other and me, and then they were unwilling to reconcile. They changed directions and plunged into the fog again.

I tapped Erlang's leg and joked with Sanniang.

After another 5 minutes, the two cars drove back again, looked at each other, and then changed direction again and drove into the fog.

After eating the meal made by Yunmei, I fell asleep again, and when I woke up, it was almost dark, and the two cars were still driving.

Seeing them driving again, I couldn't bear it anymore, and waved and shouted: "Don't drive, don't drive, it's a waste of gas money."

The two cars stopped just now, and the faces of several people were very ugly.Several people came up to me and asked, "What's going on?"

I said, "As you can see, we can't get out. In other words, we're stuck here."

The wife surnamed Fang said: "I saw you going in and out of this house. This house is yours? You should at least know something. The fog is too strange. Why is there such a thick fog at such a late hour!"

I said, "The house is mine, but I can't get out."

"Are you kidding me?" the doctor said, "We still have to save people."

Fang Tao said: "Otherwise we will wait until the fog clears before leaving."

Jiuxuan said: "I..." Then he rolled his eyes and didn't say any more.

Wang Liang said: "You all saw the countdown, didn't you guess what will happen after the countdown ends?"

Those people said: "It's just a number, who would think so much."

Pixiu said to me: "Have you noticed that you have seen these people recently."

Thinking about it this way, this matter is indeed very strange. I have met these people recently, and several people who have not been in contact have seen numbers by accident, and they came to remote places on the same day. There seems to be some conspiracy.

Is this against me or is there some other reason?
When I think about it this way, I can’t help but feel a little cold. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves thinking about it. Although it is not uncommon for a perfect man like me to be envied by others, it is really rare for such a big battle of jealousy. The current situation seems like someone is secretly plotting against me.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help asking: "Aren't you all in the city, first tell me why you came here?"

"Didn't you say that before?" The doctor said, "We are on a visit to see a doctor."

This is strange. These days, no one is better than a doctor who controls life and death. How can anyone have the ability to invite the director of the city hospital out for outpatient consultations.

"We..." Fang Tao looked at us, then exchanged glances with his wife, and said, "Let's drive around and relax."

"Yes, it's too boring at home. Come out for a walk." His wife forced a smile, her eyes wandered, and she stared straight at the ground after she said a word.

This is strange, before we went to see her in the hospital, she should have recognized us, why is it like a stranger now.

Sanniang obviously saw this too, she wasn't afraid at all, and said with a smile: "Didn't sister-in-law just come out of the hospital? It looks like she hasn't recuperated yet, so it's not good for your health to come out and blow air."

The woman said: "I...I'm much better." After speaking, she coughed twice and then stopped abruptly, as if she was afraid that we would find out that she was not in good health now.

I have seen all the five people present, but now none of them acted like they had seen me. I looked at the rosacea again. The first few people forgot that we were forgiven. The two doctors basically didn’t talk to me. , just met; the couple surnamed Fang may be because there were too many people visiting the doctor, and the attention was on the child that day, they didn't care about the side, and they didn't forget.But this rosacea has just been seen, and Reddy and I have made a fuss in his office, and it hasn't been long, and I can't believe that he will forget us right away.

Don't talk about me, Reddy Gaga doesn't believe it. From the first time he saw him, Reddy Gaga smiled and stared at him, not to mention the rosacea. Anyone who is stared at and laughed like that will feel hairy.

Rosacea's expression was no longer calm, he turned his head away from looking at Reddy Gaga, and said, "I came here just walking."

It's so far away from the city, you can come here just by walking, no one will believe you if you tell me.

All of us looked at him suspiciously, Jiuzai became angry, and scolded: "I will come and go as I like, and go wherever I want, do you care?"

Reddy covered his mouth and smiled wickedly. When he saw me looking at him, he approached me mysteriously and said, "I know what he's here for."

I said: "What are you doing?"

"I won't tell others, but I will tell you, don't tell others." Reddy laughed a few more times covering her mouth, then leaned into my ear and said, "He came to ask me to play Genghis Khan II!"

You still think you are not two enough!
Wang Liang said, "No matter how you got here, the problem is that you can't get out now."

Those few people were looking at me and looking at you again, and finally someone said: "Then let's wait until the fog clears before leaving."

The dean came over to me and asked, "Comrade, can we stay here until the fog clears?"

I waved my hand generously and said, "Okay, it doesn't matter."

It seems that they haven't believed our words yet, but it doesn't matter. If the fog clears, they will go back to their respective homes and find their mothers, and nothing will happen. If the fog does not clear, there must be strange things happening after the fog.

"Okay, then I will trouble you." Fang Tao said, "My name is Fang Tao." He pointed to his wife and said, "This is my wife, and her name is Bu Jie."

Bu Jie pretended not to know us before. Hearing Fang Tao's self-introduction, she was taken aback for a moment. She raised her head and looked at us suspiciously. I was a little guilty, but San Niang didn't mind. In contrast, Bu Jie immediately lowered her head.

The two doctors also introduced themselves, the dean's name was Xu Liuhai, and the young doctor's name was Yang Xu.

After finishing speaking, the two doctors walked in first, and Reddy ran over to hold Jiuxuan's hand: "Two, two, follow me." He wanted to take him into the room very affectionately, and Jiuxuan looked disgusted, About to shake off Reddy Gaga's hand: "Who's called Er, I'm Li Zhengyi."

Just like this is still called justice. I feel uncomfortable when I see rosacea, pointing to Reddy Gaga and warning: "Be careful, don't provoke him, he doesn't break the law by killing people."

Rosacea looked at Reddy Gaga, Reddy Gaga grinned, and smiled at him with his best smile, Rosacea trembled, and dared not resist anymore, let Reddy Gaga hold hands and enter the house .

Fang Tao also dragged Bu Jie in, and the latter looked at his driveway worriedly: "Then our car..."

"Who cares about the car!" Fang Tao lowered his face and said, "It's already locked, you can't lose it, and you can buy a new one if you lose it."

Bu Jie was stunned for a moment, then said nothing, and went in with Fang Tao with her head down.

There's something interesting about this couple.

"Brother Ma." Sanniang walked up to me, covered her mouth with a smile, and asked coquettishly, "Can you see that these people are not telling the truth."

Everyone is flashing their words, which is indeed strange.

Yunmei found out the leftovers and added a few more dishes for them to eat.

I don't know what will happen in the future, I discussed with Yunmei Sanniang and planned to ask her to go to the village to buy vegetables and rice tomorrow and bring more rice, noodles, vegetables and meat to save it just in case.

Before the men's heads they didn't know what was going to happen, but now that we know, it must be more prepared to be prepared.

When it was night, the fog hadn't cleared, and these five people were going to spend the night here, so I went to assign them a place to live.

I made a floor bed in the upper study, and the two doctors and Wang Liang got married. Reddy happily pulled Jiuxuan and said that he wanted to sleep together. Jiuxuan asked with a painful face: "Can I sleep alone?"

I said: "Nonsense, you are willing to sleep with Reddy Quack and I am not happy, can Reddy Quack not share a room with me? Where can I sleep with you?"

Pointing at Sanniang, Bu Jie asked strangely, "Aren't you husband and wife? Why don't you sleep together?"

As soon as I rolled my eyes, I smiled: "Yes, yes, we sleep together." Then I smiled at Sanniang, "A husband and wife, right?"

Sanniang gave me a charming look, covered her mouth with her fan and smiled, "That's right."

Yun Mei said: "I sleep with Kong Ting, you can live in my room."

"Who is Kong Ting?" Fang Tao asked strangely, "There are other people in your room."

You can't see Kong Ting right next to you, Sanniang said: "The girl was afraid she didn't want to see people, so she didn't come out."

The arrangements were made, and we went back to our respective rooms to go to bed. Before returning to the room, I suddenly thought of one thing - the countdown changes every day. We saw it from the computer and mobile phone, so what would happen if the computer and mobile phone were turned off?
Thinking of this, I turned my head and said to them, "Turn off your phones and see if you can still see the countdown."

Those few people all looked impatient, and they didn't seem to take these words to heart.

It's up to them to listen or not, anyway, I turned off my mobile phone and computer, and I dragged Sanniang into Sanniang's room.After entering the house and facing the closed door, I was filled with emotion, sleeping with a woman, this is the first time in my life, this is God's eye open to whether the fortunes of fortune are perfect or not.

I turned my head and saw Sanniang smiling at me and saying, "It's getting late, let's go to bed."

I smiled and said, "Okay." Then I rolled and crawled onto the bed, and when I turned my head full of hope, I saw Sanniang turning around and turning into a red-haired fox, jumping onto the bed lightly, using three Mother's unique charming voice said: "This way it won't be crowded."

I said, "I don't mind a little squeeze."

Sanniang said, "I don't mind."

I hugged the fox, tears streaming down my face.

That night, my heart was filled with resentment and unwillingness, and I couldn't sleep no matter what.In the middle of the night, Sanniang whispered in my ear: "Brother Ma, there seems to be some movement upstairs."

I sat up and listened carefully, but there was no sound at all, and then I looked down at the fox in my arms.

The fox's ears trembled, and he asked me: "They are talking, do you want to know what they said?"

I said, "It's useless to want to know, how can you eavesdrop?"

The fox lowered its head, rummaged through its fur with its mouth, and then took out the jade plate from the last pen fairy incident.

This is amazing, I touched her hair just now, but now she can find a jade plate from it.Are this vixen and the robot cat related?
Sanniang swiped her paw on the jade plate, and the jade plate vaguely appeared on the screen again.

It was the two doctors, standing in the corridor on the second floor, whispering to each other.

Xu Liuhai, the dean, looked serious and asked in a low voice, "How much do you think he overheard that day?"

Another doctor, Yang Xu, replied: "I don't know..."

"I knew it was useless to ask you." Xu Liuhai scolded, "Worthless!"

Yang Xu said: "I...I..."

"Okay, needless to say, I don't think there will be such a coincidence..." Xu Liuhai warned, "In short, you can't tell anyone about that, you know?"

Yang Xu said, "I know."

Xu Liuhai opened the door of the study and walked in. Yang Xu looked around and followed him in.

As soon as they walked in, the door of Yunmei's room opened. Fang Tao poked his head out to look around. Bu Jie asked, "Who is it?"

Fang Tao said, "It's next door." Then he closed the door.

The screen of the jade plate changes, and then to Yunmei's room.

Bu Jie sat on the bed and asked with a sad face, "You really don't know those two people?"

"I said I don't know you." Fang Tao said, "I really want to know what I did to introduce myself just now."

Bu Jie said again: "Then why did they come to the hospital to see me?"

Fang Tao said impatiently: "How do I know!"

Bu Jie asked: "Do you think they came here on purpose, could they be relatives of that person..."

Fang Tao scolded: "Shut up! Don't talk about it here, do you know that walls have ears!"

Bu Jie stopped talking.

Fang Tao said, "Sleep."

This is strange, it seems that these two groups of people recognize me but don't tell me.

In the end, the scene turned to my room again. Reddy was fast asleep, snoring loudly, holding her rosacea with her arms and legs.Rosacea stared blankly into the distance, and murmured: "Damn, if that little model hadn't invited me to spend the night here, I wouldn't have come to this damn place."

Fox said: "They all lied when they said the reason for coming here. Now it seems that everyone is hiding something behind their backs."

I said, "Looking at their sneaky appearance, there must be something ulterior."

The fox nodded, and stuffed the jade plate back. I opened my eyes wide and looked at it. It was so big that it was stuffed into the hair without a sound, and it disappeared in an instant.

I picked up the fox, looked left, right, up and down, but still didn't see it.

The fox coquettishly said: "What are you doing, you are sleeping."

I said, "Let's discuss it, will it be possible to change back?"

"I hate it." Sanniang slapped my hand lightly with her tail, then jumped onto the bed and curled up into a ball.

Oops, this feeling of flirting is like falling in love. I lay down happily, and deeply felt that after this sleep, my relationship with Sanniang took a big step forward.

I slept soundly tonight.

When I woke up the next day, I saw Wang Liang with dark circles under his eyes, obviously he didn't sleep well all night.

Seeing my composure, Wang Liang admired me very much.

To say that I am really not afraid now, I have basically established a relationship with the residents in the small second floor. Except for the autistic kid who is bored in the house, the rest of the relationship with me is already very strong. Seeing that I am in trouble, I will definitely jump out and help me.

(End of this chapter)