Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 1

Chapter 37 The fog (5)
The troublesome ones are ghosts, but now we are on the side of justice, what do we want? There are Sanniang Yunmei for monsters, Kong Ting and Guan Xing for ghosts, Pixiu for mythical beasts, me for gods and men, Wang Liang for ordinary people, and Wang Liang for unknown creatures. Reddy quack.

No matter how you look at it, our side has the advantage.

The rest of the people also got up one after another and gathered in the hall.The actions of the five people coming out were all the same. They first went out to see if the fog had cleared, and then came in disappointed.

I don't even need to look to know that the fog is still there.

I asked Wang Liang: "Did you turn off your mobile phone, and you didn't see the countdown again?"

Wang Liang said, "It's closed."

After hearing this, the other five people took out their mobile phones to look at them by coincidence, and heard a crackling start-up ringtone, and after a while, there were text messages one after another.

The five people looked at their phones with increasingly ugly expressions.

"Is it one?" I asked, Wang Liang next to me patted me with an ugly face, I ignored him, and continued to say triumphantly, "I told you a long time ago not to turn on the phone, look, received , like me, I didn’t turn on my phone, so I couldn’t see…” Wang Liang photographed me again, and I was so impatient that I was photographed, I turned around and asked, “What are you doing?”

Wang Liang had a very strange expression on his face. He pointed at the wall behind me and said, "Look."

I turned around and saw a big "one" written in red liquid on the white painted wall!

Those five people obviously also saw the word, and they were all stunned. Bu Jie's face turned pale with fright, and asked softly, "Then...is that blood?"

I thought it was nothing before, but when I saw this, I was so angry that I just renovated the house not long ago, so you just scribbled on it for me!Awesome you!
When the phone is turned off and the computer is turned off, you write on my wall, and you must finish counting. This is obsessive-compulsive disorder or something!
I was so angry that my nose was crooked, but Yunmei next to me asked strangely: "What did you see? There is nothing on the wall."

I said, "There is such a big one written on it, can't you see it?"

Yunmei looked at the wall, shook her head, Sanniang said, "I didn't see it either."

I looked at Lady Gaga again: "Do you see anything on the wall?"

Reddy smirked and said, "The wall is white."

Isn't this nonsense, my heart suddenly became cold, what should I do if the main combat power can't see it.

Yun Mei pondered for a while, then asked: "Could it be that he is on guard against us?"

Sanniang nodded and said, "How about this, Brother Ma, let's not go back to sleep tonight, and stay in the living room, watching what happens when the number reaches zero."

Now it can only be like this, no one can go out in the fog, we make up for sleep during the day, and when it is almost 12 o'clock in the morning, everyone gathers in the lobby.

Those five people obviously still had a dubious attitude towards this matter, but since they lived here, they couldn't help it. They yawned and sat listlessly on the chairs in the hall.

Time passed minute by minute, and the closer it was to zero, the more anxious the waiting crowd became.

I looked at the Rolex watch in my hand, it was 58:2, and there were [-] minutes left. I was counting down in my heart while looking at the numbers on the wall.

That bloody one is still maintaining its original state.Everyone didn't make a sound at all, they all looked at the number straight.

1 minutes left.

'One' remains motionless.Suddenly there was a sudden 'poof' sound, we were startled, we all looked towards the place where the sound came from, Reddy giggled and said with a smirk: "Hey hey hey, I farted."

I was so angry that I kicked him in the ass.

There are only ten seconds left.

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!

As the hour and minute hands of the second hand pointed to 12, the one on the wall slowly changed, gradually distorted, blurred, and turned into a 'zero'.

zero!
Everyone held their breath, staring at the huge zero on the wall.

One second, two seconds... I turned my eyes to look at the surrounding scene, as if nothing had changed, I moved my feet, the ground was normal, and nothing happened.

So even if it becomes zero, there is nothing there.

"Is this magic?" Xu Liuhai was the first to break the silence, jumped up and pointed to the numbers on the wall and asked me, "How did you do it?"

How did you fix it?You ask me, I ask who to go to, I want to be a cultural worker with this skill, set up a street stall to perform magic.Starting from the bottom, it must have become popular all over the country in a few days, not to mention Liu Qian, David Copper has to stand aside!
So I have to ask Sanniang about professional and technical questions about magic, so I turned my head and asked, "Sanniang, did you feel anything just now? It's like demonic, ghostly, immortal, popular athlete's foot or something like that."

Sanniang stood behind me, saw me turn my head, and asked me rather strangely: "Brother Ma, what did you say?"

I said, "Do you feel anything?"

Sanniang frowned and said, "Brother Ma, are you teasing me? Why don't you just move your mouth, I..." Her voice became smaller and smaller, and in the end I could only see her mouth move, but couldn't hear her. to any sound.

I was wondering when I suddenly saw Reddy jumping up and pointing at me with his mouth wide open, as if screaming, but I couldn't hear any sound.

What happened to each one?I looked at Yunmei, who was covering her mouth and looking at me with wide eyes.

Even if I was as dull as I was, I realized something was wrong at this time. The figures of Reddy Gaga, Yunmei and Sanniang in front of me were like portraits soaked in water, getting fainter and fainter, and they were about to disappear.

Sanniang suddenly closed the fan, stretched it out and handed it to me, opening and closing her mouth, as if to say 'catch! '.

I quickly reached out to grab the fan, and with a wave of my hand, the fan disappeared.

I was taken aback, and looked up again, only to see that there was no one else in front of me, Sanniang, Yunmei, and Reddy Gaga had completely disappeared into the air!

"Ah! Ah!" There was a burst of exclamation from behind.

When I turned around, Fang Tao, Bu Jie, Xu Liuhai, Yang Xu, Li Zhengyi and Wang Liang stood behind me.

Li Zhengyi horrified and pointed at the direction where the few people were standing just now and shouted: "Xiao...disappeared!"

"Kong Ting was still here just now." Wang Liang also pointed to his side in confusion and said to me: "I just watched her disappear, even her tongue was gone."

I looked around the room and called out, "San Niang? Yun Mei? Reddy Quack?"

Wang Liang asked again: "Did you go to another room?"

Yang Xu said: "How can anyone run so fast?"

Ordinary people can't run so fast, but the problem is that they are not ordinary people.

I quickly ran back to my room to look, and the five people also helped to search from room to room, but I searched the entire second floor, and I didn't see any of them.

"It's unbelievable." Xu Liuhai pushed open the door of the second storage room on the left on the first floor, poked his head in for a look, and then poked his head back, "Could it be that they really disappeared?"

I was dumbfounded watching his series of actions, that dead brat who never let people open the door actually let people push the door of the storage room!

When Xu Liuhai let go, I hurried over to take a look, Xu Liuhai said behind me: "I've seen it, no."

The storage room was really empty, except for the piled up furniture and boxes!

And that kid disappeared too? !
This situation happened so suddenly, I stared at the door in a daze, unable to say a word.

all disappeared?

They are all gone?

At this moment, a familiar cold snort suddenly sounded in my mind—Pixiu's voice.

Pikachu is still here!I hurriedly asked him excitedly in my mind: "Where did Sanniang and the others disappear?"

Pikachu said a word to me, but this sentence surprised me so much that I couldn't help but ask back: "What did you say?!"

When I said these words, everyone looked at me, I looked back at them, and said with some difficulty: "Have you ever thought about..."

"Actually, it wasn't them who disappeared, it was us!"

"We disappeared?" Xu Liuhai said, "But I'm still standing here!"

"We seem to be standing here, but in fact we have disappeared. That is to say, although we look the same as before, we are actually different. Sanniang and the others are still where we used to be, but we It's not there anymore, so it wasn't them who disappeared, it was us." I asked, "Do you understand?"

Everyone looked at me in confusion, and they all shook their heads: "I don't understand."

Li Zhengyi added: "But I understand that your tongue twister is very good."

I covered my forehead in pain, and said: "That means the small second floor we are on now is not the original small second floor, but a small second floor that is exactly the same as before but not the original small second floor, do you understand? "

They are even more confused.

Wang Liang said: "I suspect we were taken to another dimension."

Everyone was surprised: "So it is like this!"

Hey, you don't understand what I said so easy to understand, but you can understand what he said so difficult!

Bu Jie suddenly shouted: "Then my car!" and ran to the door. The two doctors also remembered at this moment and ran to the door.

At this time, I am still concerned about the problem of the car.I followed them and ran out to have a look, and I was dumbfounded. The two cars, one black and one white, were still parked at the door!
That's strange, the person who created the fog didn't care if he brought the people, but he brought the car back too.

After checking the car, they walked into the fog that was still shrouded in the distance, and then returned to the house. Yang Xu said, "I feel that this is the same as before."

Wang Liang said: "Since the countdown has reached zero, the change must have begun."

Xu Liuhai said, "You mean someone kidnapped us here?"

"It doesn't have to be a human being. Let's think more closely," I said, "it's 'something' that kidnapped us here."

Li Zhengyi scolded: "Damn, what is it? Is it a ghost or a monster? Do you think you're writing a horror novel?"

I corrected him: "Aliens are not ruled out. If so, it is science fiction."

"What's the purpose of 'that thing'?" Bu Jie asked, "Why did 'it' kidnap us?"

Following the experience of the last man's head, the results were obvious, and I said, "'It' will kill us!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned.

"We have no grievances against him." Bu Jie trembled and asked, "Why did 'it' kill us?"

"..." I thought for a while, and said, "I reckon this is the legendary indiscriminate killing that happens when you meet for no reason."

"But if 'it' really has the ability to transfer us to another room in an instant." Yang Xu asked, "Why didn't 'it' just kill us and bring us here? This is unreasonable."

I said, "Maybe 'it' is a pervert. A pervert does just about anything, and Reddy Gaga pisses mud."

They asked so many questions that no one knew, and I struggled to explain, but they looked at me more and more suspiciously.

Wang Liang whispered to me: "If you continue talking, they will think you are a pervert."

I coughed and said, "All in all, it's better for us to get together in the next time and not act alone."

"Enough!" Fang Tao suddenly slapped the table and cursed at me, "What's your purpose? You can't stop playing tricks!"

I asked back, "What is my purpose?"

"First there was the inexplicable fog, then the inexplicable numbers on the wall, and the others disappeared inexplicably, and finally you were inexplicably nonsense about someone trying to kill us!" Fang Tao roared, "What is your purpose? Money! Want to blackmail? Just say it!"

He took out his wallet and threw it on the table: "I have plenty of money! I'll give you the money, let us go when the fog clears!" Bu Jie hurriedly pulled him away and said, "Forget it."

"Whatever it is, he doesn't look like a good person at first glance. You have also seen the yin and yang room on the second floor. Who has ever seen a special room for a broken Taoist statue!"

I said: "What kind of broken Taoist image, please speak nicely, that is my master."

"You mean you are also a Taoist priest?" Fang Tao sneered.

I said, "You don't believe me, or what? I'm really a Taoist priest."

"Trust you? Pretend to be my friend in the hospital?" Fang Tao said, "You want me to believe you?"

I really couldn't refute what he said. I couldn't say that I took his future child to reincarnate to find out the situation, but it didn't work out.

"Calm down on both sides." Li Zhengyi came over to persuade the fight, and then said to me, "You just said that you are a Taoist priest, we really can't believe it, how about it, why don't you show us some spells?"

Wang Liang looked at me worriedly and asked, "What spell?"

Li Zhengyi said: "Swallowing a sword, hitting a wall, cutting yourself with a knife and not dying."

I figured it out, he was still resenting me for ruining his good deed that day.

Fang Tao said: "All in all, I won't be with this kind of person." After speaking, he went upstairs angrily, and Bu Jie hurriedly ran up behind him.

(End of this chapter)