Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 1

Chapter 38 The fog (6)
I scolded him: "A dog who bites Lu Dongbin doesn't know a good heart! Who cares about your stinky money!" Then I picked up the wallet on the table and put it in my trouser pocket, and looked at the other people. Among the two doctors, it was obvious that The dean made up his mind, so I asked Xu Liuhai: "Do you believe what I say?"

Xu Liuhai said something very profound: "Little Ma, I'm sorry, I'm an atheist." Then he took Yang Xu upstairs, and Li Zhengyi glanced at us and ran up after him.

Coincidentally, I turned out to be an atheist too.

It was already dangerous, but one by one they were all scattered. Isn't this courting death?

Wang Liang shook his head at me and said, "I'll go see if there's anything to eat in the kitchen." Then he went into the kitchen.

I sighed, and was about to follow him in, when suddenly my shoulders sank, as if I was being held down.

I was stunned for a moment, and then my body was hairy. There are only seven people in this room. I saw the other five go upstairs, and the remaining one was in front of me. Who is that 'person' holding my shoulders? ?

Seeing that Wang Liang in front was about to walk into the kitchen, the cold air from the hand on my shoulder had penetrated into my skin through the clothes, and the thing behind him was obviously not a human being!
In desperation, I didn't have time to think about it, I grabbed the hand on the shoulder, bent down, and threw the 'thing' over my shoulder.

I only heard an 'ouch' sound, and the voice was quite familiar. I took a closer look and saw that the one lying on the ground was not a man's head.

But it's obviously inappropriate to call him a man's head now - he actually has a body!
Wang Liang heard the sound, turned around to look, and said, "I was wondering why the countdown didn't come when you saw it, where did you hide?"

The man's head, no, Guan Xing scratched his head clumsily, and said: "I don't know, I just opened my eyes and saw you standing here, and then I got up and patted Mister on the shoulder, who knew he suddenly fell I."

Slapping people's shoulders in haunted houses like ghosts and ghosts, if you don't fall, you will fall.

Pixiu said: "It seems that he arrived here later than us, maybe it's because of the difference in physique between ghosts and humans that there is such a time difference."

The man patted his head on his clothes and stood up.He looks very strange now, his head is quite normal, his hair is combed shiny, revealing a big forehead, but he is wearing a short coat of coarse cloth and a pair of simple straw sandals on his feet.

A modern head with a time-traveling body.I was immediately happy and asked, "Where did you find your body?"

While moving his body, Guan Xing said, "I said why I couldn't find this body. It turns out that it has been here all along."

Wang Liang said: "So, the space where the small second floor is now is the same as the space where the small second floor you have been to?"

Guan Xing heard the words, patted his forehead and said: "Yes! That's it! Then my brother must be here too!" After speaking, he raised his head and looked around, and shouted: "Guan Wu? Guan Wu?"

"Stop screaming, ghosts know everything." I said, "If he is really here, he will come to you without you looking for him."

Guan Xing nodded and said, "Youre right!"

I said, "Don't drag your English out of this outfit, it's too scary." After finishing speaking, I saw a red thing pasted on the back of Guan Xing's head. Looking carefully, it was a small red cloth bag with a embroidered pattern on the outside. The word is vaguely a word of fortune.Tell Guan Xing about this situation.

Guan Xing said in surprise: "This is the amulet my brother gave me." After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand to pull it off, but it couldn't come off.

Finally Guan Xing gave up and sighed: "Forget it, just leave it there."

Then we checked the kitchen and found that the food that Yunmei bought in the morning was completely there.

The three of us looked at each other, and Wang Liang said, "Does this mean that although we are in another dimension, only people change?"

Guan Xing said: "That is to say, the items have not changed? But what's the use of this?"

Wang Liang thought for a while, then suddenly shouted: "We can make a phone call!" Then he took out his mobile phone from his pants to look at it.

I quickly took out my mobile phone, but I was disappointed after looking at it. There was no signal on the mobile phone with a blue screen.

There is no signal on my simple blue screen mobile phone, let alone Wang Liang's flashy smartphone.

The five people upstairs made an appointment. Seeing the three of us entered the house, we sneaked down to eat something, and then hid back like a plague god.

Seeing that the three of us had nothing to do, I pulled out a poker game, and the three of us fought landlords together.

I don't know how many rounds I played, it is probably already night, everyone is sleepy, just when I was confused, I suddenly heard someone screaming outside: "Ah!!!"

The voice was so shrill that it frightened people away from drowsiness.

I quickly opened the door and shouted, "What's wrong?"

The hall was pitch black, I groped to pull the light cord, and saw Li Zhengyi sitting on the stairs, pointing in the direction of the table with trembling hands, saying: "People...dead people!"

When we looked over, there was nothing there. Wang Liang asked, "What dead person?"

Li Zhengyi tremblingly said: "It's there! There were candles on the table just now, I could see clearly that he was wearing ancient clothes and an official's hat, his body was penetrated by a stick, and the ground was full of severed limbs ... Well, it seems that there are still intestines!"

It's those two dead officials!
Hearing his description, the few of us immediately understood.

Guan Xing muttered to himself, "Since the official is here, then my brother must be here too!" Then he rushed up and grabbed Li Zhengyi and asked, "What else did you see? Did you see a 15-year-old boy?" boy?"

Li Zhengyi was still trembling: "What, what bag?"

"Boy! Boy!" Guan Xing couldn't speak quickly: "It's just a man."

Only then did Li Zhengyi come to his senses, and looked at Guan Xing strangely: "You, who are you?"

Guan Xing said: "Don't worry about who I am, just tell me if you've seen that guy before. He wears the same clothes as me! He looks about the same as me!"

Li Zhengyi said, "What?"

Guan Xing was already in a hurry, and there was no time for him to calm down. He put his hands on Li Zhengyi's face and said, "You can see clearly, he is my younger brother, and he looks like me! Look! Look! Do you have any impression!" After finishing speaking, he turned his head to let Li Zhengyi see it in more detail, who knew that he twisted too hard, and with a click of his neck, he was separated from his head.

Then Guan Xing's head fell to the ground with a rumble, and when he fell, he was still eagerly asking, "Did you see it? Did you see it?"

Li Zhengyi's head was still held down by Guan Xing, and he didn't finish watching a single scene of this scene.After reading it, his face was pale, and he opened his mouth to look at Guan Xing's rolling head, then at us, and asked Wang Liang and me tremblingly, "Did you... see it?"

I lowered my head to play with my mobile phone, while Wang Liang looked up at the sky.Li Zhengyi let go of Guan Xing's body, and hurriedly chased after his head.

Li Zhengyi touched his face, rolled his eyes and passed out.

I used to think that this guy didn't deserve to be beaten to death. Only then did I sympathize with this guy for the first time. bumpy.

Just as the man put his head back on, footsteps came from upstairs again. It seemed that those people were woken up.In order to prevent the tragedy of rosacea from happening again, Wang Liang quickly pushed the man's head back into the room.

Just as they entered the room, Fang Tao and his wife had already gone downstairs. Bu Jie shrank behind Fang Tao, still trembling. Fang Tao's expression was not good, and he asked, "What's wrong?"

I thought that when the people upstairs came down and saw Li Zhengyi fainted, it would be no good if I didn't take any first aid measures, so I pinched his nose and slapped him twice on the face.

This method really worked, Li Zhengyi's body trembled, and he immediately jumped up awake and shouted: "There is a ghost! There is a ghost!"

Fang Tao and Bu Jie looked at each other and stopped talking.

"What the hell!?" Yang Xu, who was following Fang Tao and his wife, slipped and almost fell, Xu Liuhai supported him, and said in a low voice, be careful.

Seeing that everyone was here, Li Zhengyi stood up and told the story of the two officials he saw just now.Fearing that others would not believe me, he pointed at me and said, "They saw it just now, and a ghost came out from behind, and his hair was combed to make it shine. He was wearing clothes from ancient times, and he was talking to me in English!"

He asked Wang Liang who had just walked over, "Did you see it?"

Wang Liang shook his head and said, "No."

Li Zhengyi asked me again: "You must have seen it."

"You're so humorous." I also shook my head and said, "That ghost speaks English in such a suit, he must have made a Stephen Chow movie when he was alive!"

Li Zhengyi said: "Impossible...why didn't you see it..." Then he looked at the other people, "You don't believe me? He asked me in English if I saw any boys or little boys!"

Unexpectedly, as soon as he spoke, Yang Xu's face changed immediately: "Little boy? Could it be..."

Xu Liuhai coughed and said, "What?"

He stopped it too late, but Yang Xu didn't stop his words, and said it completely: "Could it be the one we saw?"

Fang Tao and his wife turned their heads to look at him, and Bu Jie murmured, "Sure enough...you've seen it too...how many people are there in this room..."

Sure enough, you also saw it?When I heard this, I looked at Bu Jie. There was something wrong with what she said. Most people would use it, but she actually used it, as if she had already expected that the two doctors would see a ghost.

But no matter how you look at it, those two doctors don't seem to be so weak that they can see ghosts every day.

Wang Liang obviously went with me, and asked the couple, "Have you seen ghosts, too?"

Bu Jie froze for a moment, her already pale face became even paler, she lowered her head and did not speak.Fang Tao said angrily: "I can't take it anymore! I can't be with you group of pretenders!"

After speaking, he dragged Bu Jie out of the small second floor. Looking from the window, the two of them walked to their car, not knowing what they were talking about.

Xu Liuhai asked Yang Xu: "Why do I see this woman so familiar?"

Yang Xu said: "I remember this woman, the one who gave birth to a stillborn baby in our hospital."

Xu Liuhai said: "Oh, it's her, she has only been discharged from the hospital for a few days, did she suffer from the blowing?"

I also remember that she was lying in the advanced ward a few days ago, how she was discharged from the hospital suddenly.But I don't know much about women's confinement, so I just thought about it, and turned to ask the two doctors what I was more interested in: "Did you see the little boy's ghost?"

Xu Liuhai coughed and said, "Ah, um."

I asked, "What kind of little boy?"

Yang Xu said: "It was a patient in our hospital. He had an operation a while ago and died."

Wang Liang asked, "The operation failed?"

Xu Liuhai said: "This operation was performed by Dr. Yang. The difficulty itself is very high. There are not many successful cases in China."

As a doctor, the name is so unlucky.If I were the child's parent, I would definitely not want Yang Xu to be the surgeon, but the result was beyond my expectation. I thought what they saw was the little gourd kid on the first floor. No matter how bad it is, he should be the younger brother with a man's head. Why? Suddenly another one popped up?
Pixiu said: "I can feel that this building is full of ghosts now, but none of these ghosts are familiar to us."

You are an afterthought.I asked him in my heart: "Then what are those ghosts doing?"

Pixiu said: "There are two groups of ghosts here, one group is Guan Xing who died at that time."

I said, "What about the other group?"

Pixiu said: "The other group is seeking revenge."

Seeking revenge?I thought about my life carefully. Although Qiangzi always said that even if I was not good for myself, I would also hurt others, but this was definitely a misunderstanding, just like when I helped an old lady who couldn’t walk across the road when I was in elementary school, the old lady kept walking. On the way, I kept saying 'classmate...classmate...' and said that I thought she wanted to thank me, and said proudly: "Grandma, you are welcome, my name is Red Scarf." Then I ran away happily, but I heard it across the road The old lady was yelling, "I don't want to cross the street!"

This kind of thing had a relatively great impact on my later life, causing a pitiful, fragile and dark side in my perfect manly character.But it’s limited to this, except for the fact that there is a beautiful woman who catches my eye but I don’t get my love-hate relationship in body and mind, I really can’t imagine anyone who can seek revenge again.

At this time, Fang Tao and his wife had finished speaking and came over. Fang Tao looked very tired and said, "My wife told me to listen to you, so I agreed to be with you. Let's get together and take turns to be on duty at night. "

He was stubborn before, why did he change now.

Pixiu asked me and said, "Look outside."

I looked out and said, "There's nothing there."

Pixiu said: "In that white car, there is a female ghost looking over here."

The white car, isn't that Fang Tao's and his wife's?I looked over, too far away to see anything clearly.

(End of this chapter)