Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 1

Chapter 39
There are seven of us in total, six of them are elders, and Bu Jie is the only one who is a woman, so after discussing, two of us will take turns in one shift, and three shifts in one night.

These five people were still wary of Wang Liang and me, so they separated us. Yang Xu and I were in the same group, Fang Tao and Wang Liang were in the same group, and the director of the hospital was in the same group as Jiucena.

After class division, several people dragged the quilts from upstairs and crowded them into Sanniang's room, with the women sleeping on the bed and the men on the floor.I don't know how long this tossing has passed, it's getting late, but no one feels sleepy,
The door of that room was open, and Yang Xu and I could see the inside at a glance while sitting in the living room.Yang Xu couldn't sit still after sitting for a while, wandering around in the living room looking up and down the house.

I kept changing angles to observe Sanniang's room. This is a rare experience. When I go back later, I will be able to find the right angle and quickly sneak a peek at Sanniang.

Looking at it, I suddenly saw a soldier in ancient clothes coming down the stairs, walking down with sleepy eyes. He didn't take a steady step and almost fell from the upstairs. The soldier quickly grabbed the handle to stabilize, and then He kicked the wall as if venting his anger, and cursed, "What the hell is this place!"

I was startled, and quickly rubbed my eyes to look, but the figure was gone.

"Have you seen it?" I asked Pai Yao in my heart.

"I see." Pai Yao said.

Yang Xu is still wandering around.The five people in the third lady's room turned over occasionally, and I didn't know if they were asleep. I stared at the stairs motionlessly, hoping to see something more.

As a result, the picture never appeared again.

After a while, Li Zhengyi and Xu Liuhai got up to go to the bathroom.

There was only one toilet, and when the two found out each other's intentions, they both quickened their pace and ran to the toilet.Rosacea has better physical strength than Xu Liuhai, who is over half a century old. He ran to the door of the toilet in three or two steps, and was about to enter while holding the door. Xu Liuhai was half a step too slow to catch up, but his reaction was not slow, and he grabbed Li Zhengyi's hand.

Li Zhengyi asked, "What are you doing?"

Xu Liuhai said: "Comrade, I am doing this for your own good. The toilets are all cloudy. If you rush in rashly, you don't know what will happen to you."

Li Zhengyi was stunned, Xu Liuhai said, "Let me take a look for you first." Then he rushed into the toilet and closed the door.

Li Zhengyi asked: "Is there a ghost inside? Tell me quickly, I'm in a hurry!"

"Let me take a closer look for you." Xu Liuhai said as he closed the toilet door.

Li Zhengyi was startled when he heard the sound of locking the door, and asked us, "What's really inside?"

I said, "Don't ask, that old comrade doesn't believe this."

Only then did Li Zhengyi realize that he was being tricked, scolded me, and ran outside with his pants up.

Yang Xu looked at the toilet door and asked me, "Is there really nothing in there?"

"You think too highly of yourself, and ghosts don't have any deep hatred with you. Why do you endure the smell and stay in the toilet to frighten you? You're all smoked to death." I said, "Since you haven't done anything wrong, don't be afraid. The ghost knocks on the door."

Yang Xu said, "But that kid..."

I said, "I don't care about your business if I can't save it. What can a child know? Maybe it's to repay the favor."

Yang Xu said: "Actually at that time..." He looked at the toilet door and stopped talking.

Xu Liuhai opened the door of the toilet and came out, gave him a meaningful look, and said, "Xiao Yang, how about it, if you are tired, I will change shifts with you."

Yang Xu said with a dry smile, "I'm not tired, I'm fine."

What is the secret between these two people.

It was at this time that Rosacea screamed from outside the room: "Wow!"

We froze for a moment, and the remaining two men in the room got up quickly.

Wang Liang ran to me and asked, "What's going on?" Fang Tao and Yang Xu ran out, and even Bu Jie staggered out.

I ran out the door and said, "Li Zhengyi went out to use the bathroom."

When he went out, he saw Li Zhengyi sticking to the wall tremblingly, with his mouth open and a look of horror on his face.

Seeing us coming, Li Zhengyi said tremblingly, "Yes... yes... yes..."

"There are ghosts." I said, "This line is not new, I have memorized it, why do you still have trouble saying it?"

Yang Xu asked, "What's going on?"

Li Zhengyi pointed to the front: "Then...that...there..."

I couldn't stand it anymore, so I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Dude, calm down, you've been scared so many times, you've got used to it anyway, and now you're still scared, isn't your adaptability too bad?"

Li Zhengyi swallowed again, and then said: "Just now I came out to pee, and in the middle of the pee, I suddenly saw a man standing in front of me with his back on his back, with a big black braid. I wondered which girl was running alone in the middle of the night How dangerous it is to come here."

Xu Liuhai asked suspiciously: "Are there other people in this house?"

Li Zhengyi said, "You don't believe me?"

"I believe you." Bu Jie turned her face away, pointed to his pants and said, "So you zip it up first and talk."

Li Zhengyi looked down, oops, quickly zipped up his pants, and said, "Look, this is physical evidence. I did urinate halfway through."

"Don't talk about that," Fang Tao said loudly, "Get to the point!"

"Then I kindly went up to her and asked her, who knew that he would turn around after patting her on the shoulder, and guess what?" Li Zhengyi became complacent as he spoke, looking around us and asked.

None of us spoke.Li Zhengyi said to himself again: "He turned out to be a man! He doesn't look very old, he must be underage, at most fifteen or six years old, and his hair style is the same as that of the people in Qing Dynasty dramas on TV! He has a big forehead and a big braid! He is also wearing an ancient dress made of unknown material that feels very rough to the touch."

"At that time, I thought badly when I saw it. How can there be a normal person with this hairstyle now? But it was too late to stop. The man didn't look at me, his eyes were straight and he didn't know where to look. He said inexplicably. One sentence: "Brother, I'm sorry." Then two streams of blood flowed out of the eyes! That's real blood, it flowed down like tears!"

"Then the man lowered his head, and I didn't know why I also lowered my head to follow him. When I saw it, I was dumbfounded. His chest was pierced by a knife. The knife went in from the back and came out from the chest."

"I was stupid at the time. Everyone knew that I would not be able to survive this way. In the end, the male ghost looked at me and asked again, 'Have you seen my brother? His face looks terrifying."

Yang Xu asked: "That's why you screamed?"

Li Zhengyi said: "As soon as I called that ghost, it disappeared, and then you all ran out."

Wang Liang whispered to me: "It seems that this should be Guan Xing's younger brother."

Although I didn't expect much, I was still a little bit embarrassed when I heard the news that he had died.

This time, the other four people didn't question much, but their expressions were a little dignified.After returning home, Jiuxuan said he couldn't sleep, so he and Xu Liuhai were on duty first.

Xu Liuhai's expression was very depressed. The duty list was basically determined by him. He didn't believe me and Wang Liang, so he played a trick and didn't let me and Wang Liang join him. But from the current situation, Rosacea has seen ghosts several times a night and has supernatural physique, and the risk factor is not low when he is with him.

Wang Liang and I went back to my room under the pretext of taking things and told the man about it. The man was stunned for a while, then sighed and said: "He is really here... I have thought that he might have Dead... sure enough..."

I said, "Although he's dead, it looks like he's still staying in this room looking for you."

"I have already seen that the space of this room is beyond the Seven Realms." Pai Yao told me, "As long as you stay in this room, you will not be able to reincarnate."

I told this to the male head, and the male head said: "Since I am here, I have to take him out of here, and we two brothers will reincarnate together! Otherwise, I will have no face to go down to see my parents! I will go find him!"

After speaking, he turned out of the window.

The wish is beautiful, but the fact is cruel. Now we don't know how to get out, and we are trapped here collectively. Not to mention the male-headed brother, we can't even be reincarnated.

Thinking of this, I suddenly thought of the dog whistle that Gou Fugui gave me.

I don't know if that thing will work here, so I quickly took out the whistle and blew it.

As before, there was still no sound at all. I blew a few more times, but nothing happened, and I didn't see Gou Fugui and Don't Forget.

It seems to be useless.

Just as I was about to put away the whistle, Pai Yao suddenly said: "Wait a minute, when you were blowing the whistle, I felt the fluctuation of this space enchantment, play it again!"

So God?As soon as I heard it, I quickly picked up the whistle and blew a few more times.

Pixiu said: "Sure enough, this whistle can cause fluctuations in the barrier."

I said, "What good is that?"

Pixiu said: "Blow it again, I will use my spiritual power to break through the space!"

After hearing this, I immediately puffed up my cheeks and blew with all my might.

Wang Liang couldn't hear my conversation with Paixiu, and saw me blowing the whistle for a long time, and said to me sympathetically, "Is this whistle broken? Don't blow it, our company has a lot of whistles like this in the advertising department, what? I'll bring you some sometime."

As soon as he finished speaking, I saw a white light flashing from the pixiu pendant on my chest. The white light split into the air like a knife, and actually opened a gap in the air. The gap gradually expanded, and a picture appeared in the middle of the gap.

That picture is also my room, the difference is that there are a few people standing in the room, looking towards this side in surprise: "Horsepower?! Wang Liang?!"

The people on the other side of the gap seemed to be Sanniang, Yunmei, Kong Ting and Reddy Gaga.

The picture in front of me was getting bigger and bigger, and within a few minutes, Sanniang Yunmei Reddy Gaga was already standing in front of me alive.

Wang Liang immediately walked towards Kong Ting who was standing by the bed.

At this time of no relatives, no reason, and fear, suddenly seeing these familiar faces, my nerves were all relieved, and I felt the warmth of spring.

Sanniang obviously didn't expect to see us suddenly, she opened her extremely charming eyes wide in surprise, my heart fluttered, and I shouted: "Oh, comrades, I miss you to death!" Then I flicked my hair and opened it. He hugged and ran to Sanniang.

Seeing that Sanniang was about to be hugged, Reddy quacked out of nowhere, wiped a handful of snot and thrust it between me and Sanniang to greet me, and said cheerfully, "I miss you too."

At this critical moment of danger, my kung fu of traveling around the city to hide from the city management and the security guards in the community was basically revealed. With a wave of my hand, I bent my waist back, tripped my right leg in front of my left leg, and acted in a rather chic manner. The posture fell down.

Reddy Gaga has come to me, the silly hat didn't know how to brake, and ran straight towards me, I quickly split my legs to give him a chance to buffer and emptiness, he was still walking forward happily, Yunmei shouted from the side :"careful!"

Seeing that his foot was about to step on me, I had no time to make any more movements, so I could only stretch out my hand to cover my pants, intending to block Reddy Gaga's foot that changed my life.

An author who digs holes and doesn't like to fill them in said a word - the human heart is more terrifying than ghosts and gods.

And at this moment, I understood that what is more terrifying than the human heart is Reddy Gaga!
Because at that moment, I clearly saw Reddy Gaga's feet go through my hands and go straight to my vitals!

Let me go, isn't this cheating!
Don't step on me, just step on me!
As soon as I thought about it, I saw Reddy's feet go straight through my body and hit the ground.

In the next few steps, Reddy Gaga passed through my body and stepped on the ground. He ran to the door in one go, then looked back at me, and said strangely, "Oh?"

"What you see is not an entity." Pai Yao said, "I have no way to tear this space, so what you see each other is just a phantom, you have to make a long story short, my spiritual power won't last long."

"Have you found a way to get back?" Yunmei asked me.

"No." I said, "But I found a problem, that is, these waves of people seem to have no connection on the surface, but they all hide their own secrets."

Wang Liang nodded and said, "I can see this too."

I said, "So I don't think these people are connected by accident."

"That is to say, some people do this on purpose?" Kong Ting said, "But what about Su's shrimp?"

I said, "I don't know about this, I have to investigate."

Speaking of this, Gou Fugui, don't forget two ghost messengers passed through the wall. Gou Fugui said: "Comrade Lei Feng, are you looking for me?"

I said: "It's just in time, you are the best at investigating this thing, help me investigate those people..." Halfway through speaking, a white light flashed in front of my eyes, and the surrounding scene gradually became distorted.

"I can't hold it anymore." Pai Yao said, "The connection is about to be broken!"

Just as he spoke, the surrounding scene has been distorted and shrunk, gradually returning to a crack, and shrinking at an extremely fast speed.

The moment the space disappeared, Sanniang turned her face to look this way. We looked at each other, and I seemed to probably see the concern and worry written in her eyes at that moment.

The crack disappeared like a TV that was turned off.

I was suddenly happy. When a woman expresses concern for you, it means that she doesn't hate you. You two have fun. I'm thinking about when we can go out from here and we can go out and have a date. Traveling or something cultivated this revolutionary friendship even deeper.

As soon as the influence of those people disappeared, the whole room fell silent.

"What's going on?" Wang Liang asked before he could react, "Why is it gone?"

Pixiu said to him: "It's time."

Wang Liang said: "Can you contact me again, I want to see Kong Ting again."

Pixiu was silent, and he didn't respond when I called out twice in my head, so I guess it was probably due to exhaustion of mana and falling asleep again.

Wang Liang was still looking at Pixiu and waiting for an answer, so I said, "Don't think about it, this look is a nirvana, do you know that nirvana? It can only be performed once in a period of time. Who uses the nirvana continuously? It’s not wholesale Chinese cabbage, you have to wait until it’s used up.”

Wang Liang asked, "Then what should we do?"

I said, "Let's see if we can get out all the secrets of those people first."

Wang Liangliang nodded and said: "That's right, if you get them all out, there may be some clues."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard someone push the door and ask, "What are you doing?"

I turned my head and saw Xu Liuhai standing at the door with a grim expression on his face.

I laughed twice and said, "It's cold, wear a coat."

Then he walked outside with Wang Liang, and when he passed by Xu Liuhai, Xu Liuhai said, "I heard what clues you said, are you a policeman or a reporter?"

Both Wang Liang and I were taken aback, looked at each other, and asked in unison, "Huh?"

Xu Liuhai looked at us again, paused, and smiled like a normal person: "It's okay, I'm curious, just ask casually, hahahaha."

Fang Tao didn't know when he stood at the door of Sanniang's room, looked at us and said, "Hurry up, I'm waiting for you to sleep."

I guessed in my heart that they were still suspicious of the two of us, but on the surface they didn't say anything, and said with a laugh: "You are too polite, what are we waiting for, let's sleep with you first."

When Wang Liang and I entered the room, those few people lay down.

Wang Liang was sleeping on my left and Yang Xu was lying on my right, Fang Tao was sleeping next to his wife next to his wife, Xu Liuhai and Li Zhengyi were guarding the gate outside.

After tossing and tossing several times at night, it is reasonable to say that everyone should be tired, but in this environment, no one feels sleepy, especially Yang Xu next to me, turning over and turning over and over like being bitten by a bug.

Everything was silent in the middle of the night, just such a small sound, the more I listened to it, the more annoying I became, I couldn't bear it, and was about to warn him, when suddenly I heard a strange sound.

Ohh Ohh ohh……

The voice was thin, intermittent, and inaudible.

woo woo woo... ok... woo woo...

I touched Wang Liang with my arm and asked, "Did you hear anything?"

Wang Liang turned his head and listened for a while and said, "What's the sound? No."

I said, "Listen, woo woo woo... hey... I seem to be talking about something..."

"I didn't hear it." Wang Liang turned over and said to me, "Do you have tinnitus?"

Tinnitus is a buzzing sound, how can someone talk, and it's not the radio.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The sound got closer and closer, and gradually became clearer.

Woooooo...It hurts...Woooo...Uncle...It hurts...

With a childish voice, like a child crying.

The ghosts in my house are all grown-ups, but the little ghost on the first floor is still autistic and not talkative, so I can be sure that this ghost is not raised by me when I hear this childish voice that is slightly coquettish.

Another ghost?
It hurts...it hurts...why did you treat me like this...

I suddenly discovered that at some point, Yang Xu had stopped turning over, because he was sleeping next door, so I could clearly feel his body was very stiff.And as the voice approached, it became more and more tense.

Knowing that Wang Liang couldn't hear this voice, I thought other people couldn't hear it either, but now it seems that Yang Xu should be able to hear it too.

Woooooo... Uncle... Am I not good... Woooooo...

I suddenly remembered the 'child' mentioned by Yang Xu and Xu Liuhai.

What they saw should not be the same group of ghosts that Fang Tao, his wife and Li Zhengyi saw.

Woooooo... Uncle... Woooooo...

Finally, the voice stopped in the ear, as if someone was whispering in the ear.

I could clearly feel Yang Xu shaking, and then his head moved, as if looking up.

I hurriedly turned my head to look, only to see a kid in a hospital gown lying on top of Yang Xu's head, his dark eyes had no luster at all.

His face was facing Yang Xu's, and he repeated like a puppet: "It hurts... woo woo... It hurts..."

Yang Xu was probably taken aback by fright, he kept watching the brat without moving, and froze.

The kid didn't look at me, and the people around couldn't see the kid. It was obvious that the kid was coming for him.

I wondered in my heart whether to stand up and scold this brat who kicked this brat out, or to pretend that I didn't see it and turn over and pretend to sleep.

I don't know the details of this little devil. The first one is obviously very risky, and the latter one is more in line with my philosophy of life, but if that little devil kills Yang Xu and I sleep next to a dead person, it will be more intrusive.

After being so entangled for a long time, I finally made a decision. If the enemy does not move, I will not move. When I think of a way to subdue him, he will move me.

As soon as he made this decision, the kid suddenly stopped crying, turned his head towards me little by little, and slowly turned his expressionless face towards me.

Hey, the expression is quite quiet but not honest at all, you really move when you say it!
The kid's face has turned around, and I saw his pair of lifeless eyes.

I got hairy for a while, thinking that children are most afraid of being frightened, the enemy is strong and we are weak, and when I am strong, the enemy is weak, so I pretended to be fierce and cursed: "Look! Look! Look! If you look at it again, I'll drink you up!...No, Take it away!"

I was still talking, but the child's head was turned back a little. Even though the gaze was out of focus, it could be seen that it was not on me, but on the door.

(End of this chapter)