Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 1

Chapter 4: A Legacy From the Sky (4)
The clinic is filled with the smell of medical alcohol. The clinic is divided into two parts: the counter and the operating room, separated by a wall, without a door, just a cloth curtain.

It is said to be an operating room, but it is actually a small room with a wooden bed in the middle. The white sheets are washed gray, and there are brown marks all over the bottom.

The same is true on the concrete floor, with dark marks one by one, which looks dirty.

Lao Wang seemed to dislike his operating room, so he walked out quickly.

There is a small yard behind the operating room. A wire is hung between two bamboo poles, and freshly washed white cloth sheets are hung to dry.

Lao Wang turned around and locked the door of the operating room, and asked me again: "Look, is it locked?"

If he wants to add "you can't escape" now, I can think that he covets my beauty, and he is holding his chest and calling for help.

"It's locked." I nodded. As a middle-aged single man, Lao Wang's vigilance was a bit too high.

Old Wang looked at the lock, then at me, and then he patted me on the shoulder with confidence: "Go, go in and drink."

The living room is quite spacious, Lao Wang put things on the table, dragged two stools, and asked me to eat.

Although he bought a bunch of things, I really don't have much appetite for those dead children. I glanced at Lao Wang's black and white wedding photo hanging in the middle of the living room, and I suddenly felt a little emotional.

Lao Wang's wife has been dead for three years. Compared with me, he is a promising entrepreneur in this area. Many divorced aunts have offered him an olive branch of love, but Lao Wang still misses his wife in his heart and has always been there. Did not remarry.

Lao Wang sat down without making a sound, pouring yellow soup cup by cup, sneaking glances at me from time to time, looking like he had something to say but couldn't say it, and sighed sadly.

Watching the bloody child drink is really unpleasant, so I put the cup on the table and said, "Old Wang, if you have anything to say, just say it, we big men don't be so coy."

Old Wang sighed: "Little Ma, you are a man of culture, you won't believe what I say..."

I strained my ears to listen to what he said next, but he sighed again and said, "No, after I told you, you must think I'm crazy."

I feel like you're crazy right now!

He asked me to come, but he kept a secret and didn't make it clear. Seeing that I was about to get angry, Lao Wang said: "There is still some pork belly in the refrigerator, you bring it and let's eat together."

I walked over and opened the refrigerator door. There was a human head on the first floor, leftover scrambled eggs with green peppers on the second floor, and a bag of tripe on the third floor.

I saw that human head with a single glance, it was a woman's face, her eyes were closed, and her scalp was half-shed.One side of the skull is exposed.

I slammed the door of the refrigerator, thinking it was bad, they were all human heads, this woman’s head and the man’s head yesterday might be a couple, I threw the man away yesterday, and this woman followed me to this place coming!
Old Wang asked a little nervously, "What's the matter, what did you see?"

I thought Lao Wang couldn't see it, so don't scare people, so I said, "It's okay, my hand slipped." Then he pretended to be calm and opened the refrigerator door again.

Old Wang said, "Oh."

As soon as he finished speaking, the woman suddenly opened her eyes and stared straight at me.

The look in his eyes was very vicious, as if he was about to fly out and bite me in the next second.

I quickly took out the bag of tripe and closed the refrigerator door.

After sitting back with the tripe, I realized that Pharaoh's eyes were fixed on me: "How is it?"

"What's up?"

Old Wang stared at me for a while, then suddenly heaved a sigh of relief, and laughed twice, as if a stone fell from his heart: "Drink, drink! Come, I respect you, pony."

I can't understand why he suddenly became so happy, his hands were shaking with joy, and the beer was spilled all over the table.

"Take it easy!" I jumped up.

"Ah, I'm sorry, the light is too dim, wait for me to turn on the light." Lao Wang ran to turn on the light with a rag in one hand.

Just then, I heard a strange sound coming from outside the door.

"Da da da"

I don't know why, but Lao Wang didn't close the door of this room, and the wind came in gusts. I was sitting facing the door, and I could see the white sheets in the courtyard being blown by the wind, puffed up, and then subsided.

The light was turned on, and the room lit up in an instant.

Old Wang looked at me, his face turned pale: "Did you hear anything just now?"

I said, "Is the wind blowing?"

Although the sound was obviously footsteps, the two doors were locked by Lao Wang, so no one would come in.

It was that voice that sounded familiar.

Old Wang breathed a sigh of relief, walked back and sat down.

The two of us sit in a very unscientific position. Generally speaking, two people should sit on both sides of the door when drinking, but now my seat is facing the door, and he is sitting opposite me, with his back to the door. The method is very strange, especially now that it is dark, and the yard is dark, which looks very awkward.

When I looked up at Lao Wang, I didn't need much energy to see the situation in the yard through the light.

Then I saw it.

Under the white sheet in the yard, a pair of feet were moving.

They were a pair of women's feet, wearing red high-heeled shoes, with well-proportioned calves, shiny white skin, and thin streaks of blood flowing down the legs.

The sheet covered the woman's upper body, only the woman's slowly moving feet could be seen.

The situation looked very incongruous.

"Da da da"

Every time those feet took a step, there was a small pool of blood behind them.

Looking at that foot, I finally remembered when I heard that voice.

Isn't this the one standing at the door of my room on the second floor last night!
Probably because of my strange expression, Old Wang asked, "What's wrong?"

I said it's all right.

If you bring a cat or a dog to someone’s house for a drink, I don’t think others will have any objections, but if you want to bring this thing, I won’t mess around after it gets out.What's more, this thing is invisible to ordinary people, and others will think you are abnormal if you tell it.

I reached out and touched the jade pendant on my chest, and whispered: "Pixiu, Paixiu..."

There was no sound from the jade pendant, Lao Wang looked up at me: "What are you talking about?"

I said, "It's okay, nothing..."

While talking, the high heels had already stepped out of the bed sheet, I subconsciously glanced at it, and my body trembled.

No wonder I felt strange just now, the calf is so slender, according to the proportion of the body, the woman's head should be exposed on the bed sheet.

Why didn't it show up?Because she has no head!
Above the neck is empty, below the neck is wearing a beige skirt, and the lower body is covered in blood, walking unsteadily this way.

"Da da da"

Red high heels step on the floor.

The dead child on Lao Wang's body seemed to sense something, and quickly wriggled.

"Da da da"

The woman walked behind the old king, and only had to step over the threshold to enter the house.

"What's wrong?" Old Wang still looked at me unconsciously, with a nervous expression on his face.

To my surprise, the woman's goal was not me, but the old king who turned his back on him.

The woman stood at the door, but didn't come in. She stretched out her hand vigorously and touched Lao Wang's neck.

The dead child on Lao Wang's body squirmed like a wave, and the heavy pressure made Lao Wang cover his mouth and cough.

I stared straight at the woman's movements, and my heart was in a mess.

I know that this matter cannot be explained with common sense, and if I mess up my position right now, I will lose.

It stands to reason that I just need to open the door and run at this moment. In terms of physical strength, I am sure that I can compare with Lao Wang and run faster than him.

But no matter what, this woman was brought by me, so I can't let Lao Wang become a victim in a daze.

What does this woman want?
She stretched towards Old Wang's neck, could it be that she wanted... his head?
head!A flash of inspiration came to my mind, isn't there a head frozen in the refrigerator!

I stepped to the refrigerator in three steps and two steps, and opened the refrigerator door.

The man's eyes were wide open, and he was looking at the door very fiercely.

I didn't care about the nausea, I stretched out my hand to grab the hair out of that head, turned around and said to the female ghost, "Here you are!"

I originally said this to the female ghost, but I didn't expect Lao Wang to look at the head in my hand, and his face changed instantly: "You...you really saw it!"

Before I had time to digest his meaning, I saw the human head in my hand let out a shrill cry, then broke free from my hand vigorously, flew towards the door, and placed it on the woman's neck with ease.

Only then did Lao Wang look back, screamed and fell to the ground in fright.

The woman turned her head and stepped across the threshold.

"You...you..." Old Wang pointed at the woman with trembling fingers, "You are a ghost!"

Of course it was a ghost, half of the face was gone, and even the skull could be seen.

The room was windy.

The woman looked at Lao Wang and sneered, "You made me like this."

The wriggling of the dead child on Lao Wang's body was like a storm.

Old Wang sat on the ground, shivering as he crawled back: "How can you blame me for this! You are already four months pregnant. I, I told you that there is a risk, and you insisted on getting rid of it."

The woman sneered and said, "Whether you are wrong or not, you know it in your heart!"

This time I understand, I dare to say that these two people know each other, and that woman didn't come after me.

I was still pinching a bunch of messy hair in my hand, thinking it was none of my business, should I run away?run away?Or run away?
As I was struggling, I suddenly saw the female ghost stretch out her ten fingers and grab Lao Wang's chest. I trembled in my heart, and stretched out my hand to grab Lao Wang's arm and dragged him over.

The female ghost was not stupid either, she caught the void with a wave of her hand, and immediately grabbed Lao Wang's leg with her backhand.

Old Wang was only trembling, he was too frightened to move, his ankle was bloody from being scratched, and he didn't even cry out.

The female ghost grabbed Lao Wang's ankle and pulled towards her, and I pulled his foot with all my strength, and the dead children on Lao Wang's body crawled towards me along his arms.

I was so angry that I cursed: "Why are you standing there? You are so stupid, are you waiting to die?! Kick her! Damn! (Uncivilized language)"

Lao Wang's body shook, he raised his foot and kicked the female ghost.

He kicked the female ghost's face very hard, the female ghost's skull already had cracks, and with a bang, Lao Wang had already kicked the female ghost's neck.

The female ghost let out a shrill howl.

I just wanted to praise Lao Wang for kicking fast and hard, when Lao Wang yelled for help, and then moved his body towards the female ghost.

When I looked again, I felt like crying. Lao Wang's kick was so hard that his foot was stuck in the female ghost's skull and he couldn't get it out. The whole foot was dripping with blood from the bone scraping.

This is called a technical content, it turns out that the female ghost is a bitter trick! !

The only eyeball left on the female ghost's face was also squeezed out, she screamed in pain and stretched out her hand to scratch, her fingernails were like the tip of a knife, when she swiped across, the skin was cut and the flesh was rotten, Lao Wang's lower body was scratched by him It was too horrible to look at, and it seemed that there was only near anger but no anger.

I also didn't care about those dead children, I rushed over and hugged Lao Wang's back and pulled him back. Lao Wang also pulled his own feet hard, but now he has difficulty breathing, and there is not much difference between exerting force and not exerting force.

The dead child on Lao Wang's back was squeezed into one by us. He opened his mouth and wanted to scream but couldn't. He waved his pink paws in the air, and several of them were already on top of me.

That thing slipped and slid like a mass of rotten meat. It had five sense organs, but it was unspeakably disgusting when it moved.

A few dead children were already crawling on my chest, icy against my neck, stretching out their hands and scratching my face.

At this moment, the jade pendant on his chest suddenly glowed green, and Pixiu's voice came: "Get lost!"

Following the stern shout, those dead children fell to the ground with a crackling sound, crawling slowly.

Pixiu said in a disdainful tone: "An infant spirit with no power can force you like this."

This is simply a savior!When I got excited, I let go, grabbed the jade pendant and shouted: "Pikachu, help!"

At this moment, Old Wang screamed.As soon as I turned my head, it was broken!The female ghost has already dragged Lao Wang upside down!

Pixiu shouted: "Taoist priest, make a formula and recite the mantra!"

I know there must be a reason for what he said, but what does it mean to pinch formulas and chant mantras?
"Ah!" Old Wang screamed again.

Pixiu called: "Taoist!"

I'm going all out!No matter what kind of curse it is, since I am a Taoist priest, I must have such a root of wisdom, and my random thoughts may be deceived.

"Tao can be Tao is very Tao! Nanwu Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, Allah bless you! God loves the world! Long live New China! Amen!" My ten fingers fluttered, changing the order of arrangement and combination.

In the end, everything was as usual, neither white light came out from my body nor any heavenly soldiers and generals came out to help.

The female ghost ignored me, and stretched out her hand to grab Lao Wang's chest.

Pai Yao shouted, "Quickly chant the mantra!"

execration?My head was hot for a while, and I only felt that there was a puff of air coming out of the dantian and reaching the internal organs. Immediately, my heart was pumped up, and I shouted: "Mmm, bang! Get the old king's feet away!" The female ghost throws it over!
The chair mercilessly crushed the female ghost's skull. The female ghost howled terribly, let go of Lao Wang's leg, and backed away with her head covered.

Lao Wang's chest had already been grabbed, his clothes on his chest were stained red with blood, and he fell to the ground gasping for breath.

I didn't have time to check his injuries, so I picked up another chair to pursue the victory, chasing the female ghost and beating him all over the room.

"You rascal! I've never seen a chair used as a weapon!" The female ghost covered her face and ran out the door screaming.

"You don't care what method I use!" I shouted, "A black Taoist or a white Taoist who defeats ghosts is a good Taoist!"

The female ghost ran to the door and was hugged by a dead child.

The dead child hugged the female ghost's leg and called out, "Mom."

It stands to reason that the child can't speak yet, but I really heard the voice.

The female ghost stood there for a moment, her eyes filled with tears, and her hostility disappeared instantly.

I raised my chair and stared at her warily.

The female ghost turned her head, as if she was looking at Lao Wang, who was already dying. The head must have been dislocated, and it fell to the ground again. It rolled to my feet and looked at me with blinking eyes.

I suppressed my nausea, picked up the other end, and threw it back to the ghost: "This thing is more important, you have to install it."

The female ghost put her head back down, picked up the child again, and said in a soft voice: "Good boy, let's go find Dad." Then she turned around and disappeared.

I breathed a sigh of relief and sat down on the ground.

Lao Wang lay beside him and slowly told me the truth.

The woman was a nearby student who found out she was four months pregnant. She didn't dare to let others know, so she came secretly to have an abortion.Lao Wang failed the operation and caused massive bleeding. He was afraid of getting into trouble because he was a black clinic, so he didn't dare to call an ambulance. Ship out a little bit.

It was shipped to the back, only to find that the head was missing.

Since then, strange things can be seen, the woman's head appears inexplicably in the refrigerator, and footsteps can be heard in the yard every night.

He could see the head, but not the woman's body.

Lao Wang kept this secret and dared not tell it. He didn't believe in ghosts and gods, and thought it was because of his nervousness, but the footsteps became clearer every day, and the time for the head in the refrigerator was getting longer and longer.

Those scenes became more and more real, and he was not sure if it was an illusion, so he found me.

The reason for finding me is very simple, because the woman came here after seeing the small advertisement I posted. According to Lao Wang's thinking, even she should hate me.

When the ambulance arrived, Pharaoh was already dead with no external injuries. According to the doctor, he had suffered a heart attack.

Pixiu said: "If it wasn't for his dead wife protecting him, he wouldn't be alive today."

I was very depressed. There was a saying that I didn't kill Boren, but Boren died because of me. However, I posted a small advertisement for free, which actually killed a person.

Since then, I will never post any advertisements for black clinics.

It was noon when I got home.As soon as I entered the door, I suddenly heard the sound of small high-heeled shoes. Thinking of last night, I was afraid for a while, and turned around suddenly, but behind me was Sanniang in cool clothes.

I didn't expect that she was still here, so I asked in surprise, "Didn't you already leave?"

"The contract is clearly written in black and white, and the lease cannot be canceled without reason." Sanniang smiled charmingly, "I was so scared by the wild beast that night that I lost my mind. Now that I think about it, the beast follows the master. If you look like you, he wouldn't even think about it." How much mana is left. This place is good for cultivation, so I will stay here."

After finishing speaking, Sanniang blew a kiss at me, twisted her waist and entered the room.

I suddenly thought of a question, that night, when the female ghost came to look for me, why didn't she come in while standing at the door.

She is afraid of Pixiu?Or the third lady next door to me?

(End of this chapter)