Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 1

Chapter 44
I pointed to Yang Xu and said, "I'm going to ask him now. According to Xu Liuhai, the kid who had a medical accident came to seek revenge from the two of you, but he didn't react when he saw Yang Xu. But they rushed forward without saying a word, both are enemies, how can there be different treatment?"

Yang Xu shook his head and said with a chuckle: "I thought I could hide it, but I didn't expect you to find out."

"Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the way of heaven is like reincarnation. If you don't believe me, look up and see who will be spared!" I nodded and said seriously: "No crime can escape my eyes."

"Are you out of your mind?" Li Zhengyi asked, who was stunned, "You are grasshoppers in a line. If you don't kill him, he can still stand in your way. Killing him is no good for you. What are you doing killing him?"

"The child lived in the hospital for a year, and I treat him as my own brother." Yang Xu said, "And I am a doctor, and the scalpel in my hand is used to save people, not to kill people! Xu Liuhai is the dean, and I If you don’t agree, he can find someone else to do this operation, so when Xu Liuhai told me to use the operation to kill people, although I agreed with my mouth, I didn’t agree in my heart. As long as I save the child and ask his parents to transfer him, Xu Liuhai’s The plan is ruined!"

Kong Ting said: "But if he is a shrimp, he is also a shit?"

"In order to make the plan go smoothly, Xu Liuhai communicated with the anesthesiologist and the assistant nurse in advance. It is a difficult operation and frequent occurrences. Even though I tried my best, the operation still failed." Yang Xu gritted his teeth. "I once promised to let that child go back healthy, but in the end he died unjustly on the operating table. After Xu Liuhai tasted the sweetness, he said in front of me that this method is a new way to make money. I called the newspaper office and reported the hospital's medical kickbacks, hoping to find out through the investigation of the accounts, but I didn't expect Xu Liuhai to be so resourceful and easily suppress the matter."

I nodded: "It turns out that Ni Da was found by you."

"I want to sanction Xu Liuhai and let him get retribution, but I can't fight him. At this moment, the man with gluttony appeared, and he told me that there will be an enchantment here. If I bring When Xu Liuhai comes here, he can be trapped in the enchantment forever, life would be worse than death, so I found an excuse for Xu Liuhai to bring it."

Sanniang frowned and asked: "But he's trapped, and you can't get out, do you want to die with him?"

"I can go out because that man gave me this!" Yang Xu said, and took out a small red bag from his pocket, looking at that thing, we were all taken aback.

It is exactly the same as the amulet given to the man's head by the brother of the man's head!
"Amulet!" the man shouted, "how could he have this amulet!"

Wang Liang said, "Could it be that the man you mentioned is the man Guan Wu saw?"

"..." Yang Xu was stunned, "You mean, that man hasn't aged at all after living for more than 100 years?"

"In that case, he is not human," Yun Mei mused, "Maybe he is a demon?"

"What kind of monster has the ability to tame the beast Taotie?" Pixiu asked back.

Sanniang, who had been quietly listening to their conversation, suddenly turned to me and asked, "What do you think, horsepower?"

When she asked, everyone looked at me, and I said: "Last time, Guan Wu said that that person mentioned the word "fate change". There are not so many people in this world who are better than me. If everyone can change their life Then changing one's life is not considered a nirvana. So I feel that this person should be the same person who changed Fu Qingcheng's life back then."

"If it's the same person, then it's easy." Wang Liang pointed to Yang Xu and said, "We can find that person based on the clues he provided."

Sanniang smiled charmingly: "Since he is such a powerful person, how could he be found so easily by us?"

Sure enough, Yang Xu said: "That person always contacted me, I don't know his last name, and he always wears sunglasses when he shows up, I don't even know his face."

"You can't trust his appearance. He has such strong magic power, so it's not difficult to change his appearance." Sanniang asked, "Did that man tell you anything else?"

Yang Xu shook his head and said, "Not anymore."

"Why are we the ones who saw the countdown, and how were we selected?"

"Except for Xu Liuhai, the others are all decided by that man."

"There is another problem. We see that the countdown starts from single digits. Why does Wang Liang start from above 29?"

"It's the first time I do this kind of thing, I'm afraid I'll make a mistake, so let's count down and try one."

These days, it's not easy to be a bad guy.I shook my head, as if I couldn't ask any more questions.

Li Zhengyi has been standing by the side with straight eyes, seeing that we finished talking, he glanced at the man's head and Kong Ting, his eyes stopped on me, and said in a calm tone: "You guys are done talking, can I go? "

It was rare to see him so calm, and I asked strangely, "Aren't you scared when you see this man's head and the hanged ghost?"

Li Zhengyi shook his head, and said with a very calm expression: "I'll get used to it after watching too much." Then I walked out the door, and I saw that his walking posture was very strange, as if his pants were clumsy, and he walked with a splayed face. I asked Reddy quack :"What's up with him?"

Reddy coughed and laughed, and then covered his mouth and told me: "When he came in and saw the hanged man's tongue, he was so scared that he peed his pants."

Don't be afraid to pee your pants!

Yang Xu gave me the amulet and said, "It's useless for me to keep this, I'll give it to you."

I asked, "What are you going to do next?"

Yang Xu said, "I'm going to surrender myself!"

"Surrender yourself, are you stupid?" Li Zhengyi turned his head and said, "Anyway, Xu Liuhai's body can't be found, and no one will believe you when you tell this. It’s not very good for your doctor to collect red envelopes every day for surgery.”

"I'm going to surrender the matter behind this operation!" Yang Xu said, "If I don't expose this matter, there will be a second and third Xu Liuhai appearing."

I couldn’t see that this guy had a sense of justice. I was very moved. I took out Ni Da’s business card and said, “This man is a reporter. Before you turn yourself in, go to him first. He can help you.”

Yang Xu nodded: "I'll call him before I go to the police station." Then he patted Li Zhengyi on the back and said, "Let's go together."

Li Zhengyi said: "We can't go together, we don't go along the way."

Yang Xu said: "Didn't you tell me about the fact that you cheated on the little star? I just happened to go to the police station, so you and I can turn yourself in."

"Self...surrender?" Li Zhengyi said, "I'm not as stupid as you, so I won't surrender."

"But you can't escape." Yun Mei said, "The reporter named Ni Da called before, saying that a girl who was sexually harassed by you is planning to sue you, and he still has the tape of your attempted rape."

"Tape!" Li Zhengyi slapped his head, pointed at me and Reddy Gaga and said, "Could it be your..."

Yunmei listened to the tape in the tape recorder that day, and found that when Li Zhengyi turned off the tape recorder, he pressed the record button, and the machine was silent because it was not stopped, but was recording, so she immediately notified Ni Da to hand over the tape.

"Genghis Khan II!" Reddy Gaga remembered this and said happily: "You still said to me 'Genghis Khan is the second, you are the second.'"

"It's not that we won't report, the time hasn't come yet." I looked at him cheerfully: "Is it two?"

With a crying face, Li Zhengyi squatted down and hugged his head and said, "Why is my back like that recently?"

"Exactly," Yang Xu grabbed his arm, "let's go."

"I won't go." Li Zhengyi was still struggling for death: "It's okay, you go first, don't worry about me. I'm not in a hurry."

"You're welcome." Yang Xu is very loyal, "We know each other anyway, and now we are considered half friends, let's go together."

"I'm not being polite to you!"

The two of them dragged each other away.

It was the first time I saw someone turn themselves in together, undergo reform and go through prison to regain a good life. I was very happy, and this matter has come to an end.

The man's head was floating by the window, his eyes looking sadly into the distance.

The most imperfect thing in this matter is him. After waiting for more than 100 years, his brother still hasn't come back.

I went over to comfort him: "As the commander of the small second floor, I feel sorry for not bringing your brother back."

"Too much trouble." Guan Xing shook his head and said, "It's not your fault."

"Otherwise, I'll let Gou Fugui and the others give you a back door and reincarnate into a rich family." But thinking of Yan Wang's wicked counsel, he said he wanted to reincarnate Kong Ting into a good family, but the husband and wife were both murderers.

This Hades speech is too unreliable!
"I can't let Guan Wu be trapped there alone." Guan Xing said, "He may not be out of his wits yet. I will wait outside. Sooner or later, I will find a way to get him out."

"That's not a problem." I said, "When we catch that man and force him to release your brother, if he refuses, we'll beat him, pour him pepper water, put lime in his eyes, and pull him out. Flick till death! I can't believe he didn't let your brother out."

Guan Xing looked at me with sincere gratitude in his eyes, and said seriously, "Three grams of oil, horsepower."

I couldn't help asking: "Who taught your English?"

Guan Xing said: "I was taught by an international friend. He is a friend of Mr. Ma Jianmin, the great-grandson of your grandfather's second uncle's uncle."

The old man has a lot of friends.

So far the matter of the man's head has come to an end.

In the morning of a new day, I had a good night's sleep and walked out of the room refreshed. Yun Mei had just prepared breakfast and came out with a plate. Reddy Gaga had already eaten it. The man's head was floating in the air watching the hanged ghost play with nine Serial.

"Morning!" I greeted them cheerfully.

"Morning." Yunmei said to me with a smile, then turned her head to look aside, "Sanniang, you don't want to eat breakfast?"

"Don't eat, I have something to go out." Sanniang stepped on her small high heels and walked out in bright clothes. When she saw me, her watery eyes curled up: "Brother Ma, why are you so happy today?"

I said, "At least one thing has been solved."

"It's just one thing, I said Brother Ma..." Sanniang put her shoulder on my shoulder and blew into my ear, "Have you forgotten what I told you before?"

"What?"

Sanniang just smiled and said nothing, she winked at me, and then walked away.

Pixiu whispered: "What kind of conspiracy does this vixen have?"

This sentence reminded me that Sanniang seemed to have told me that all the ghosts in this house have their own pasts.

I turned my head and looked around at the people in the room.

Yun Mei was seriously arranging the tableware, Lei Di quacked and untied the Nine Links, winning unanimous cheers from the man's head and the hanged ghost.

Is it a coincidence or a divine arrangement that we gathered in this small second floor by chance?

What does this mysterious vixen want?
"Sanniang!" I chased her out the door.

There was no sign of Sanniang outside the door, Gou Fugui and Wu Xiangwang were talking to a man not far away.

It was a tall, thin man, wearing a black trench coat and an exaggerated jazz hat.

As if he noticed that I was looking at him, the tall and thin man turned his head to look this way, his face was unusually thin, and his protruding eyes were lifeless.

'Snapped! ' There was a loud slam of the door behind me.

It was the kid in the storage room who slammed the door hard.

The harbinger before the storm.

"Hey..." I held my head in distress. It seemed that many things would happen in the future.

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