Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 1

Chapter 43
"Anyway, I'm going to die. My brother sent me out. This is a disaster for him. It's better for him to die than me. But without the amulet, other people will die sooner or later if they are trapped here. Why don't I send them on the road, so that my brother can still die?" Live." Guan Wu said, "It was a fluke to kill the first soldier, I was worried that I would not be able to kill the second soldier, but who knew that I found Mongolian sweat medicine in this room that day..."

Guan Wu sighed: "Sure enough, there is a conclusion in the dark. That person is right. Even if you give me an amulet, it may not be a good thing. My fate will change, and it may be worse than before."

Will fate change?As soon as I heard these words, I felt a little familiar, and quickly asked, "What fate?"

Guan Wu said: "The man said that if he gave me the amulet, even if he helped me change my life, what happened in the future is out of his control."

Change your life!There was a rumble in my head, and I remembered what Sanniang said before, the fate of these people was different from what was recorded in the life and death book.

King Yan Luo once said that no one who can change his life has appeared, that is to say, the man Guan Wu met was the same man who changed his life that Leng Baoyuan had met before!
This person is obviously more powerful than we expected. As early as 100 years ago, he helped people change their lives, but after so many years, the underworld did not find out!
"So, the secret to getting out is still on this talisman." I picked up the talisman again to look, "But what's so special about this talisman?"

Pai Yao, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said, "Wait a minute, show me that talisman."

I took the talisman to my chest and showed it to Pai Yao, who said, "This talisman has no spiritual power at all."

I said, "Is that a waste?"

Pixiu didn't answer, but looked at the talisman for a while, and said, "Guan Xing's younger brother, have you looked at this talisman carefully?"

Guan Wu said: "I seem to have seen it, but I can't see anything."

Pixiu said: "This talisman draws a map, marking the eyes of the eight trigrams formation."

"What!" Guan Wu snatched the talisman fiercely, held it in his hand and looked at it, his face became paler the more he looked at it, and muttered, "How could this happen!"

Wang Liang said: "It seems that the man lied to you, but I didn't expect you to be fooled."

I said anxiously: "Let's stop talking nonsense, where is the way out? Let's go back quickly!"

Guan Wu said: "Come with me." After speaking, he floated out.

At this time Li Zhengyi had already woken up, looking at the man's head and Guan Wu trembling.

Wang Liang and I dragged Fang Taobu Jie who had passed out, loosened the ropes on Yang Xu and Li Zhengyi's feet, and let them follow behind.

Guan Wu went out, walked around the house, walked to the center of the back of the small second floor, then pointed to the front and said: "It's the front, go straight and you will see the eye of the formation."

This array is so insidiously laid out, most people are trapped and only want to go the way ahead, very few people want to go to the back, and the eye of this array is just behind the house!
Dragging those few people, we came to the edge of the fog.

"I can't tell the direction in this fog," I said, "how can I go straight?"

Guan Wu gritted his teeth and said, "I'll show you the way."

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand, and saw a column of blood shooting out from his index finger, piercing straight into the fog. Although the fog was thick, it couldn't cover the trace of red.

It can't be seen that he is young and has a lot of blood.

We said thanks, and then dragged those fainting people into the fog.

Walking to the edge of the fog, the man turned his head and asked, "Guan Wu, you can go together too. After you go back, brother will accompany you to the underworld to confess your guilt. Let's reform ourselves and try to reincarnate as soon as possible."

Just as Guan Wu was about to answer, he was taken aback for a moment, turned his head to look back, his expression changed drastically, and he said, "Brother, you can't stay here for long, hurry up!"

Guan Xing asked, "What's wrong?"

Guan Wu said: "Before I kept looking at you, but I couldn't see you. It's because those three people who were killed by me have been seeking revenge on us for more than a hundred years! It wasn't just me who was killed that day. The classmate's attack, those two soldiers also contributed a lot. I relied on the formation that the man taught me to avoid them all the time. Their 100-year accumulation of resentment has become evil spirits, and I will definitely not let you go when I see you However, the reason why they haven't hurt you these few days is because of the array I set up, but my ability is limited, and the array can't hold them back for a long time, you guys go away!"

Before he finished speaking, he saw three ghosts floating in from a distance, and shouted angrily: "None of you can leave!"

Guan Wu immediately rushed to stop them.His footwork was so strange that one ghost stopped the other three ghosts.

Guan Xing shouted: "Guan Wu! Let's go together!"

Guan Wu turned his head, and shed two more tears of blood: "Brother, the ghosts who die here will be trapped here forever and can't get out. Leave me alone, let's go first."

Guan Xing rushed over and shouted: "I've waited so long just to take you back, if you don't leave, I won't leave!"

Guan Wu showed no mercy, turned around and punched the man's head back.I quickly caught him.

Guan Wu said to Guan Xing: "Brother, I am the one who is sorry for you in this life." Then he said to us: "Help me take good care of my brother."

Wang Liang and I didn't dare to hesitate any longer, we dragged the man's head and rushed into the fog with the rest of the people.

In the dense fog, a trace of blood red could be seen in front of us, and we kept running in the direction of the blood. As we ran, our eyes suddenly brightened.

In just an instant, the scene in front of him changed, the surroundings were no longer completely white, and various colors came oncoming.

It's like traveling from one world to another.

Right in front of me was the main entrance of the small second floor. The gate was open. Sanniang, Yunmei, and Kong Ting in the living room were looking at this side. Reddy groaned and ran over happily.

We're back!
I stopped quickly, turned my head to look, and the white mist behind me shrank and shrunk, until only a trace of red remained.

In the blink of an eye, the red thread was gone.

"Guan Wu! Guan Wu!" The man's head was still looking at the distance and roared wildly. I loosened the rope in my hand, let go of the man's head and said, "It's useless if you call, he can't get out."

Tears streamed down the man's head. "I've been waiting for more than 100 years..." He looked into the distance and muttered, "I didn't expect such an ending."

Wang Liang sighed and went to the door of the second floor to talk to Kong Ting.

I shook my head, and as soon as I turned around, Reddy had already sprinted up to me, spun around happily, opened his arms, and shouted freely and sincerely: "Hello, horsepower!"

It's this set again, how smart I am, how can I make him happy, with a cat waist, he passed under Reddy Gaga's open arms, and then rushed to Sanniang, shouting passionately: "My horsepower is back! "

Sanniang dodges, leaving me in vain.

Reddy Gaga called me cheerfully: "Hello, Horsemanship!" Then he put his hand next to his ear, as if waiting for my response.

I asked Yunmei: "What happened to him?"

Yun Mei said: "The biscuits in the canteen in the village can't be sold these days. The owner gave him some, probably because he ate too many Oreos."

Sanniang looked at me and Wang Liang, then at the people behind me who were tied up, and asked, "What's going on here?"

I saw Fang Tao and Bu Jie's white car was still here, and said, "It's a long story, you guys call the police first, and I'll talk to you slowly."

"What about them?" Yun Mei pointed to Li Zhengyi and Yang Xu and asked.

I said, "Shut them up in the room first, and let Kong Ting watch."

The police car came after a while, and the policeman who got out of the police car first looked very familiar to me, and the policeman probably also saw my familiarity, and asked me, "Does this one look familiar?"

I recognized him as soon as he opened his mouth, the police captain who told him that I was a Taoist priest in the Bixian incident and asked his subordinates to take me to the hospital for a neurological examination without saying a word!

It turned out to be a knot.

At this moment, the captain did not change his usual demeanor, pointing at me and saying to the policeman next to him: "I have an impression of him, you can find out if he is a wanted criminal."

If you dare to look at me, you can't see my shining point.

I said, "Don't investigate, I'm here to report the crime." I roughly told the murder of Fang Tao and his wife, but added a little artistic processing to conceal what happened in the enchantment.

The woman's body was still in the car, and as soon as the back cover was opened, the rancid smell came out, and it literally made several policemen vomit.

Later, the police went to Fang Tao's house to find more evidence.Fang Tao and Bu Jie's crime of murder has been confirmed.

It's settled here, Yang Xu and Li Zhengyi are still tied up in the small second floor, Yun Mei asked me: "What should they do?"

Li Zhengyi looked at me with a sad face: "Brother, I really didn't do anything that would cost my life."

"Keep it to take up space." I said, "Leave it alone."

While untying Yang Xu's rope, Wang Liang said, "Strange, no matter how I look at it, I feel like I've seen you somewhere."

Pixiu also asked me in my mind: "You really don't remember this man?"

After hearing what he said, I went to look at Yang Xu carefully again, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and I remembered: "I remembered where I met you! Back in the hospital, did you crawl with a shoulder? The chow chow, the man in the white suit with the long hair spoke?"

Yang Xu's face turned pale all of a sudden.

Pixiu said, "That man's shoulder is not a chow lion, but a mythical beast, Taotie."

"Glutton!" Yun Mei exclaimed in surprise.

"Glutton?" I asked, "Is it that monster that can eat?"

"The Taotie has a vicious personality, and sees people eating people and ghosts eating ghosts." Yun Mei said, "If it comes, I may not be able to resist every move and die."

"Is it that powerful?" I asked Pai Yao, "Then who is stronger between you and him?"

Pixiu replied, "It's my elder brother."

Now it was my turn to be surprised: "Do you have relatives?"

"The dragon has nine sons, the fifth is Taotie, and the last is Pixiu. The others are Bixi, Chiwen, Pulao, Biyan, Suanni, Yazi, and Jiaotu." Sanniang said: "The dragon son is different from us. , they are holy beasts at birth. The starting point is different, and the level of cultivation is also very different, they are completely different from us."

It turns out that monsters are born in different ways.

"Brother never controls his appetite, last time he didn't do anything in a place where people come and go." Pixiu jumped out of Yu Peili, jumped to Yang Xu and asked, "The man who was talking to you controlled him who is it?"

Yang Xu has always been very calm, but this time his face turned livid.

I said: "This reminds me. I didn't have time to say it when the situation was tense." I asked Yang Xu, "Did you kill Xu Liuhai?"

Yang Xu's body shook and he looked at me in horror.

"Just looking at you like that, you can tell that your roots are young. Elites like you can do bad things in front of anyone. Don't do bad things in front of Lao Tzu. I have done more bad things than you have eaten salt." I Said: "Especially technical criminals like you have good hands-on ability but poor psychological endurance. I can see it when I look at the expression. At that time, Xu Liuhai was still alive, but you killed him. He already has a heart." I was sick, and I was stabbed in the leg at that time, and you are a doctor, so you must know what you can and cannot move, and it is not easy to kill such a person."

Wang Liang was stunned, and asked, "Why did he kill the dean?"

(End of this chapter)